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Getting Away FAIL

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  1. Avis: Goddess of Funny says:

    *headdesk*

  2. MT says:

    Max Headroom!

  3. soccerkrzy says:

    Failblog fails again.

  4. Mark.IV says:

    How the hell is he powering the telly?

    • zzzzzzzz says:

      Plugged into car somehow?

      • Nzas says:

        Well, with a proper inverter it could be viable. But the car battery wont last too long.

        • catflap says:

          About 2 hours for a small car battery or 6 hours for a caravan battery if the TV consumes 150 watts and the inverter is 70% efficient.

    • man's man says:

      see the jerrycan… is obviously powering some low-voltage generator..

      but what a bellend to take a TV out in the wild, honestly.. He’ll risk getting it wet, or getting leaves in it or something..
      he should have brought a tent for it aswell

    • Nzas says:

      By a generator, I guess the red container carries the fuel for the generator

      Basing on his shape, he must be a couch potato, then why so much trouble? stay at home!!, at least you can have AC and no mosquito at all.

    • Kitt3n says:

      brought a generator lol

  5. Comcast says:

    What??? No cable??? Well at least hook up the Xbox dude!

  6. Montana says:

    Your need for electricity does not make you high maintenance…it makes you a non-camper. And that’s OK; the rest of us don’t want you out there with your generator and 4-wheelers. Thank you.

    • Montana says:

      Ditto for the indoor plumbing. Ya’ll stick to the campgrounds where they have showers and toilets with real running water…where you can hook up your RV if you want to. But don’t come to Montana because only privately operated “campgrounds” have those amenities.

      • Avis: Goddess of Funny says:

        Happy to oblige. Peeing in the woods is not my idea of a fun time. I like all my mod-coms, thank you! You want to pee in the woods and smell like a hog farm, go right ahead. But don’t be surprised when city folk look at you funny.

        • Avis: Goddess of Funny says:

          Hmmmm… that should have been “mod-cons”. Sorry about that.

        • zzzzzzzz says:

          snork

        • alf garnett says:

          Actually, plenty of “city folk” are not pussies like you. The fact that you dislike the outdoors just shows how much of a failure at life you are and that is nothing to be proud of. There is something seriously wrong with you if you rely on technology so much.

          • Prince of Dimness says:

            cool story, bro

          • dRattman (Pogonip's butler) says:

            BAH-HA-HA-HA!
            One second-I have to go turn up the A/C.

            Now, what were you saying?

          • Avis: Goddess of Funny says:

            I don’t dislike the outdoors at all. I just choose not to pee out there!! We are a civilized race (humans), so wanting to use a toilet is not an unreasonable request.
            I will resort to an outhouse if indoor plumbing is not available.

          • Avis: Goddess of Funny says:

            Also? I’m a woman, so peeing outdoors is a much more involved ordeal than for guys. You guys can pee anywhere, the world is your urinal. Sadly.

            • dRattman says:

              As a guy, I heart bathrooms. Never understood using the wilderness.
              (And I thought the world was my oyster)

              • dRattman says:

                AHHHH! NEVER USE A WORD BEFORE LOOKING IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY!
                Kids these days…

              • Avis: Goddess of Funny says:

                Bathrooms are wonderful things. Especially clean ones. But even not so clean ones will do in a pinch.

                • dRattman says:

                  Agreed!

                  • Avis: Goddess of Funny says:

                    I had a horrible experience at a Gap store’s restroom the other day. One stall the seat was sideways, the next was covered yellowish drops. The third wouldn’t latch and the fourth had solid waste left in it and was obviously clogged. The fifth was occupied, so I had to wait. (the sixth was actually the real f!rst, and my mother beat me to it)

                    • dRattman says:

                      *Shivers*
                      Oh, the nightmares… It’s like being back in elementary school back in the eighties…

                      • dRattman says:

                        I mean, we had locks that failed. Really. And the bathrooms at the Kutztown fair were HORRIBLE.

                      • Avis: Goddess of Funny says:

                        Ooohh. Thanks ever so much for the flashback to a mini-golf course in the 80′s, the ladies room, with a small pile of waste sitting right on the seat.
                        I will get you back for making me relive that.

          • dRattman says:

            Have fun getting devoured alive by mosquitoes. And nearly dying of heat stroke.
            *Adjusts thermostat to 76 degrees F*
            Oh! And not being able to use indoor plumbing.

            • dRattman says:

              AND, if you love the outdoors so much, why are you commenting on a website when you should be out in the wilderness, ‘appreciating’ the outdoors.

          • James says:

            A tiny kidney stone being passed feels like an elephant so yeah no thanks.

  7. Torian says:

    +1 for playing Fallout.

  8. Rehcsif says:

    No worse than virtually any RV camper out there. Many of them have Sat TV.

  9. Jamir says:

    Oh god that’s just a big failure of life!

  10. Pogonip says:

    My idea of “roughing it” is a night in a 5-star hotel. This poor guy — it’s not even a flat screen, and I don’t see a satellite dish. Where’s the hot and cold running water? The adjustable shower or jacuzzi? Room service? This is just not acceptable!!

    • dRattman (Pogonip's butler) says:

      Sir, would you like your internets on a silver or platinum platter? Silver compliments your suit very well, sir.

    • Prince of Dimness says:

      you are obviously a failure, because you do not live in the outdoors. everyone who lives in cities, or other places with modern amenities, are clearly subhumans and should be slaughtered or enslaved at earliest convenience.

  11. Eh says:

    Many years ago I brought a full PC setup on a camping trip…
    Desktop, CRT Monitor and all.

    FOREVER ALONE.

  12. Jenny says:

    YEEEE HAAAWWWWWWW!

  13. yo says:

    *sqints* Is…is he playing Fallout? Or Oblivion? I can’t tell from this distance.

    • Carnath says:

      From the text box I would have to guess fallout since oblivion doesnt really have a text box, just text.

  14. Jess says:

    wait…is he watching one of those Fireplace DVDs?

    • Marty says:

      Yes that makes the whole thing rather more existential. Behaps he’s on a high level that us? Mocking us as HE is mocked. Siting inside the tank to watch the fish. Mcsquared.

  15. I don’t get how this is a fail. People always tell gamers we should “go outside” and this one did while maintaining his gamerhood.

  16. bigkahuna says:

    Hey, in his defense, you don’t know what or who he’s getting away from. It could be from his annoying neighbors blasting mexican music that sounds like it came straight out of a circus, yet the lyrics are all about drug smugglers. Meanwhile they wash their trucks parked on their now dying lawn. What? I got permission to say that, they are my people, I must admit the dumb things my paisas do.

  17. Minnesota says:

    Shopped. I can see the pixels.

  18. df says:

    poor kid, he doesn’t know yet his heart will explode next year

  19. LordBarrington says:

    thats america for you

  20. Poodleinacan says:

    I see he is playing Fallout 3, or Fallout:New Vegas.

  21. CorgiBurgre111 says:

    this is only a fail because he is missing shade. seriously, i did this the other day, i kid you not.

  22. Darkpercy says:

    For people that hate camping, but still have to take their kids

  23. dude says:

    looks like ganondorf in ocarina of time lol

  24. Charles says:

    No, this is a Tom Haverford WIN!


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