My family has land out in the middle of the mountain desert. Nothing has been built yet. I do not care for the “toilet” we have there. It’s a chair, with a hole, that you place over a hole that you just dug. I require running water. And, no, I don’t think that makes me high maintenance.
see the jerrycan… is obviously powering some low-voltage generator..
but what a bellend to take a TV out in the wild, honestly.. He’ll risk getting it wet, or getting leaves in it or something..
he should have brought a tent for it aswell
Your need for electricity does not make you high maintenance…it makes you a non-camper. And that’s OK; the rest of us don’t want you out there with your generator and 4-wheelers. Thank you.
Ditto for the indoor plumbing. Ya’ll stick to the campgrounds where they have showers and toilets with real running water…where you can hook up your RV if you want to. But don’t come to Montana because only privately operated “campgrounds” have those amenities.
Happy to oblige. Peeing in the woods is not my idea of a fun time. I like all my mod-coms, thank you! You want to pee in the woods and smell like a hog farm, go right ahead. But don’t be surprised when city folk look at you funny.
Actually, plenty of “city folk” are not pussies like you. The fact that you dislike the outdoors just shows how much of a failure at life you are and that is nothing to be proud of. There is something seriously wrong with you if you rely on technology so much.
I don’t dislike the outdoors at all. I just choose not to pee out there!! We are a civilized race (humans), so wanting to use a toilet is not an unreasonable request.
I will resort to an outhouse if indoor plumbing is not available.
I had a horrible experience at a Gap store’s restroom the other day. One stall the seat was sideways, the next was covered yellowish drops. The third wouldn’t latch and the fourth had solid waste left in it and was obviously clogged. The fifth was occupied, so I had to wait. (the sixth was actually the real f!rst, and my mother beat me to it)
Ooohh. Thanks ever so much for the flashback to a mini-golf course in the 80′s, the ladies room, with a small pile of waste sitting right on the seat.
I will get you back for making me relive that.
Have fun getting devoured alive by mosquitoes. And nearly dying of heat stroke.
*Adjusts thermostat to 76 degrees F*
Oh! And not being able to use indoor plumbing.
My idea of “roughing it” is a night in a 5-star hotel. This poor guy — it’s not even a flat screen, and I don’t see a satellite dish. Where’s the hot and cold running water? The adjustable shower or jacuzzi? Room service? This is just not acceptable!!
you are obviously a failure, because you do not live in the outdoors. everyone who lives in cities, or other places with modern amenities, are clearly subhumans and should be slaughtered or enslaved at earliest convenience.
Yes that makes the whole thing rather more existential. Behaps he’s on a high level that us? Mocking us as HE is mocked. Siting inside the tank to watch the fish. Mcsquared.
Hey, in his defense, you don’t know what or who he’s getting away from. It could be from his annoying neighbors blasting mexican music that sounds like it came straight out of a circus, yet the lyrics are all about drug smugglers. Meanwhile they wash their trucks parked on their now dying lawn. What? I got permission to say that, they are my people, I must admit the dumb things my paisas do.
*headdesk*
now THATS campin!
Nope. My idea of camping involves indoor plumbing. Don’t need electricity, just toilets. Real toilets. That work.
the campground at the beach here is always full–of RV’s!!!! hahahahaha
My family has land out in the middle of the mountain desert. Nothing has been built yet. I do not care for the “toilet” we have there. It’s a chair, with a hole, that you place over a hole that you just dug. I require running water. And, no, I don’t think that makes me high maintenance.
YUK–agree with you 100%
It is great to be one with nature! Running water is natural, right?
I prefer indoor outhouses.
wear a diaper- you can carry your outhose with you everywhere!
*outhouse
I prefer outhose! And I know Running Water, she’s very nice!
She sounds like a great gal! You should show her your outhose!
as opposed to an outdoor toilet hole?
*facepalm*
Is he playing Fallout 3?
New Vegas actually lol
Max Headroom!
Failblog fails again.
How the hell is he powering the telly?
Plugged into car somehow?
Well, with a proper inverter it could be viable. But the car battery wont last too long.
About 2 hours for a small car battery or 6 hours for a caravan battery if the TV consumes 150 watts and the inverter is 70% efficient.
Or you could simply run the cars engine powering the tv with the alternator. Or is that too obvious.
see the jerrycan… is obviously powering some low-voltage generator..
but what a bellend to take a TV out in the wild, honestly.. He’ll risk getting it wet, or getting leaves in it or something..
he should have brought a tent for it aswell
By a generator, I guess the red container carries the fuel for the generator
Basing on his shape, he must be a couch potato, then why so much trouble? stay at home!!, at least you can have AC and no mosquito at all.
I KNOW–maybe he’s homeless and this IS his house.
He can’t fit into a normal house.
brought a generator lol
What??? No cable??? Well at least hook up the Xbox dude!
Your need for electricity does not make you high maintenance…it makes you a non-camper. And that’s OK; the rest of us don’t want you out there with your generator and 4-wheelers. Thank you.
Ditto for the indoor plumbing. Ya’ll stick to the campgrounds where they have showers and toilets with real running water…where you can hook up your RV if you want to. But don’t come to Montana because only privately operated “campgrounds” have those amenities.
Happy to oblige. Peeing in the woods is not my idea of a fun time. I like all my mod-coms, thank you! You want to pee in the woods and smell like a hog farm, go right ahead. But don’t be surprised when city folk look at you funny.
Hmmmm… that should have been “mod-cons”. Sorry about that.
its good to be male. you can pee anywhere you like, and you can even write messages in the snow.
”Help”
”Come get me”
snork
Actually, plenty of “city folk” are not pussies like you. The fact that you dislike the outdoors just shows how much of a failure at life you are and that is nothing to be proud of. There is something seriously wrong with you if you rely on technology so much.
cool story, bro
BAH-HA-HA-HA!
One second-I have to go turn up the A/C.
Now, what were you saying?
I don’t dislike the outdoors at all. I just choose not to pee out there!! We are a civilized race (humans), so wanting to use a toilet is not an unreasonable request.
I will resort to an outhouse if indoor plumbing is not available.
Also? I’m a woman, so peeing outdoors is a much more involved ordeal than for guys. You guys can pee anywhere, the world is your urinal. Sadly.
As a guy, I heart bathrooms. Never understood using the wilderness.
(And I thought the world was my oyster)
AHHHH! NEVER USE A WORD BEFORE LOOKING IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY!
Kids these days…
Bathrooms are wonderful things. Especially clean ones. But even not so clean ones will do in a pinch.
Agreed!
I had a horrible experience at a Gap store’s restroom the other day. One stall the seat was sideways, the next was covered yellowish drops. The third wouldn’t latch and the fourth had solid waste left in it and was obviously clogged. The fifth was occupied, so I had to wait. (the sixth was actually the real f!rst, and my mother beat me to it)
*Shivers*
Oh, the nightmares… It’s like being back in elementary school back in the eighties…
I mean, we had locks that failed. Really. And the bathrooms at the Kutztown fair were HORRIBLE.
Ooohh. Thanks ever so much for the flashback to a mini-golf course in the 80′s, the ladies room, with a small pile of waste sitting right on the seat.
I will get you back for making me relive that.
Seconded for remembering all of the public restrooms I have ever been in.
And now I’m tempted to swab my bathroom. Twice.
Have fun getting devoured alive by mosquitoes. And nearly dying of heat stroke.
*Adjusts thermostat to 76 degrees F*
Oh! And not being able to use indoor plumbing.
AND, if you love the outdoors so much, why are you commenting on a website when you should be out in the wilderness, ‘appreciating’ the outdoors.
A tiny kidney stone being passed feels like an elephant so yeah no thanks.
+1 for playing Fallout.
huh?
No worse than virtually any RV camper out there. Many of them have Sat TV.
They do. My step-sister has one.
*brief envy*
But does it have wi-fi?
And you made a good point with the running water… that’s why it was brief envy.
Any modern Android or Iphone can be used as a Wi-Fi hotspot. So wi-fi can be anywhere.
Oh god that’s just a big failure of life!
My idea of “roughing it” is a night in a 5-star hotel. This poor guy — it’s not even a flat screen, and I don’t see a satellite dish. Where’s the hot and cold running water? The adjustable shower or jacuzzi? Room service? This is just not acceptable!!
Sir, would you like your internets on a silver or platinum platter? Silver compliments your suit very well, sir.
you are obviously a failure, because you do not live in the outdoors. everyone who lives in cities, or other places with modern amenities, are clearly subhumans and should be slaughtered or enslaved at earliest convenience.
Thankfully, my Internet residence a salt mine beneath Farmville.
So I will survive!!
*is a
Many years ago I brought a full PC setup on a camping trip…
Desktop, CRT Monitor and all.
FOREVER ALONE.
You forgot to mention the full set for power supply.
YEEEE HAAAWWWWWWW!
*sqints* Is…is he playing Fallout? Or Oblivion? I can’t tell from this distance.
From the text box I would have to guess fallout since oblivion doesnt really have a text box, just text.
wait…is he watching one of those Fireplace DVDs?
Yes that makes the whole thing rather more existential. Behaps he’s on a high level that us? Mocking us as HE is mocked. Siting inside the tank to watch the fish. Mcsquared.
I don’t get how this is a fail. People always tell gamers we should “go outside” and this one did while maintaining his gamerhood.
It is a fail in the sense that people who can’t live without their games are a 24/7 fail.
Waitwaitwait… Can you repeat that? I had to pause Portal 2. Just got to the bit where GLaDOS wakes up. Again.
Never mind *goes back to playing*
Hey, in his defense, you don’t know what or who he’s getting away from. It could be from his annoying neighbors blasting mexican music that sounds like it came straight out of a circus, yet the lyrics are all about drug smugglers. Meanwhile they wash their trucks parked on their now dying lawn. What? I got permission to say that, they are my people, I must admit the dumb things my paisas do.
Shopped. I can see the pixels.
Pixels. I can see the shopped.
poor kid, he doesn’t know yet his heart will explode next year
thats america for you
canada actually -_-
I see he is playing Fallout 3, or Fallout:New Vegas.
this is only a fail because he is missing shade. seriously, i did this the other day, i kid you not.
For people that hate camping, but still have to take their kids
looks like ganondorf in ocarina of time lol
No, this is a Tom Haverford WIN!