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I needs me some Calculate lernins
Please tell me this Tuter is just trolling….
Or the person is young and trying to help her fellow mates. Or trying to find out who does not need it.
Those are all great options!
Of course you assume it’s a she.
In most latin languages, “person” is a feminin word, maybe Mastertorch’s mother tongue isn’t english and he made the confusion while writing. (Or he’s just sexist.)
In Latin itself the closest word for “person” is “Homo” which means “man” as in “human”. Just like in English, when the gender is unknown the male form of a pronoun is used.
Yeeees, but « In most latin languages, “person” is a feminin word, maybe Mastertorch’s mother tongue isn’t english and he made the confusion while writing. » I wasn’t talking about Latin, but about languages that come from Latin, like french (une personne), spanish (une persona), portuguese (uma pessoa), etc. but maybe it’s not how they’re called in english.
Today I learned I’m a homo.
Yes, girls are smarter.
yep, that’s what we let girls think. Makes them feel useful when they’re not in the kitchen.
It’s spam. You can tell because it’s spelled wrong. Weird that it’s on a paper sign, but one has to find one’s niche.
I tuter u in calculate:
u click on wut I tel u
Start
Programs
Axesoreez
Calculater
ok, now you calculate.
200 dollars, pleeze
kthxbai
I speek Inglish like wot she shood be spoke!
Not sure if stupid…
You should probably mark English Grammar off of that.
I was thinking to myself when I read it, “At least he/she spelled ‘grammar’ correctly”.
Me too. I actually came in here to say that the grammar and spelling on this sign is better than a lot of other people. How sad.
Is s/he attempting to offer tutoring, or trying to find some?
[head hung in shame] I did that once. Working for a student paper, we ran an ad for a typing/editing service in a small box on the bottom of the front page. In a rush, I typed in that the service would edit your “Grammer.” We re-ran the ad for free the next week…
So how hard is it to make up?
Soo .. Reasonable price, convenient location.. Lee is a prostitute right ?
with an after school schedule
A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor:
“Is it harder to toot,
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?
That’s not a limerick.
It’s only a limerick if the location ‘Nantucket’ is used…..
$10 says the blurred out part after Lee is something like Wong.
It’s a phone number. $10, please.
i heard everyone who took that class failed their SATs
Hmm… no takers.
No surprise.
It never said English spelling, just English grammar. You get what you pay for, I guess.
And Calculus was spelled properly?
It said nothing about teaching spelling, just grammar.
Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach.
He/she has better spelling than most Americans…
*tootering
The potential clients probably think that this is how you spell Tutoring, and that’s why the guy purposely misspelled it in his ad.
The tutor is Asian. The engrish shines through. Your math skills will increase exponentially but you will pronounce Ys and Ws in all your words. At least you know math.
Maybe they’re looking for a tutor for these subjects.
Oh I get it…. there is supposed to be a comma between English and Grammar
Why blur the contact info, which the person put out there for all to see?
Haha, you have to read through the entire thing to get the full effect.