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Call the vise squad, somebody done broked the law of unbreakability.
You win this morning, sally!!
TWO unbreakable women. Morning victo you look squeezable today?.
Hey Torch!
I guess you keep this brand of vice out of your shop!
no we use them but we don’t abuse them.
Cool….
Hi Victo! Are you having a great Humpday? Oh, and this pic looks shopped.
Yes, the boys are all trying to convince me of that!!
Happy Hump day back at you; I hope the day will be well named for you……
I’m pretty sure this fail is a fail. It means unbreakable when used as a clamp. But who knows what kind of stupid thing the poster was doing to break it? Idiot.
I have this same great wish…
looks shopped. you can tell from the pixels.
You mean the pattern of the paper towel thing its sitting on? Yea, not pixels.
You mean the tarp in the background. And the fact that both pieces seem to be detached at different points.
cleary photoshopped…
If it was being photoshopped, why not move the break one letter to the right, to make it more amusing?
I saw a teacher break a thicker one… I was like “stop twitching it, it’s not going to make it” and it broke. It was funny, he had to pay for the replacement LOL
And yeah, you can insert a ‘that’s what she said’ joke here.
“Unbreakable” stuff breaks all the time. It’s not a feature, it’s a challenge.
So, challenge accepted!
I want info on the blood stain on the right……
It should have broken after the N…
Yes, it would be so much funnier!
the N still stands i think if somone would photoshop this they would noy leave the N
Hi Blocker!!
Yes, I guess that’s a good theory…..
hi there victo ;D
Hope today’ll be good for you!
Some people call today: Hump day, because we’re half way to the week end.
i try not to think about the hump day. tuesday its the worst day of the week for me
That’s too bad…
But today is Wednesday…..
theres no today only tomorrow and friday
That’s ……deep, man, really…..deep.
it how i think…deeply
but yeah the whole thing looks wierd the background the pieces itself look strange
Like…..it’s floating….
exactly! aww ure so brilliant.
Gosh…..you’re just overflowing with charm
Here’s another idea: it seems to float because there doesn’t seem to be a shadow connecting it to the blue background.
Also…..the vice should be heavy. So, it should be making an ”impression” on the blue stuff.
yup poor photoshop work in this one. who even think about making this stuff it seems so… waste of everthing
at least we train ur eye for photoshop pictures
With our powers….we can rule the world……hehehehe
Sorry, I refudiate your so-called evidence of photochopping.
Do you think this is photoshopped?
Personally, I really don’t know how people know….
I’m just using my background in fine arts….
(Which was before photoshopping)
this one doesn’t even take much effort to tell.. not to say this kind’ve thing doesn’t happen all the time. i’ve had plenty of clamps break on me, and even more things with an “unbreakable” stamp break. this however is fake..
the light source is coming from the left, and even a tiny bump on the tarp casts a shadow, however the only visible shadow on the clamp is cast to the left, where the light source is apparently coming from, at least in the tarp’s image layer lol
1. Blue background is a woven plastic tarp which could be covering a hard surface (table, workbench) so no inpression.
2. There is a shadow, most noticable on the left side of the left leg. Pretty common for a front-lit small object.
3. safety
4. The left edge of the N is missing, there should be a darker line there like the vertical line of the B but it is actually on the other side of the break.
5. These generic C-clamps are really not that strong, no matter what work the manufacturer casts on them.
though it is possible for some strange reason the person took an actual picture of a broken clamp and haphazardly photoshopped it over a picture of a tarp… i guess. the fact you can see the jagged edge and center of the metal on the larger piece’s left side lends some credibility to the image
You young men are full of information. Thanks!
*looks around for young man*
oh, you must mean jaymze
Hey, where did my clothes go?? Victo…
*wolf whistle*
*looks for a 20$*
mubledy mumble women always stealing my clothes…
Good thing I carry spare outfits.
Why the bother of carring?
Just time travel to before they were stolen by….whoever……
Yeah, right… whoever…
#5 – even the name brand ones aren’t all that strong lol i’ve broken tons of clamps… generally the polymer ones are the strongest or at least more “unbreakable” because they bend and give a little when overexerted, rather than just snapping like metal.
It is broken. Look how the outside break matches the top and bottom break.
Captain Jack had no clothes on and I MISSED IT?!?!?!?
*sniff, sniff*
Sorry Susie, you need to hang out here more
*pat pats*
mmm, buttery
I know, I know…stoopid work. I’ve been busy so I’ve not had time to play. Thing is…it feels weird being back here.
It’s kind of like going back to a former apartment, everything looks and feels different but it’s new in a cool way.
Very true. Good to see you!
*squeeze*
You too!!
*Squeeze*
almost 5 oclock in the afternoon iam almost free just more 40 min. failblog and “agua ardente” (i dunno the english word for that) is making time go by much more quickly ;D
agua ardente?
Not sure what it really is, but it roughly translates to Fire Water which is slang for liquor where I live.
Burning Water ?
Sounds like a Vodka, to me
its like… its made of the leftovers of the wine here in portugal its called agua da bagaceira a couple of them at lunch and iam rdy for the afternoon ;D i like more medronho medronho is a rly sweet fruit where in portugal makes rly good alcohol but its expensive agua ardente made of figs its also very nice its like honey but also more expensive
vodka? thats poison girl! blargh!
Your drink sounds nice.
I don’t LIKE Vodka, but it’s called ”Fire Water”
u bet it is its from the leftovers of gods nectar. let the fermented potato peel juice for the russians and uckrains and moldavians. poor bastards cant grow juicy sweet fruits like we do ;D
Sad truth
How can potatoes ever compare to fruit they had in the bible times!
exactly ! potatoes isnt even a fruit ! how much sweetness does the potato have ? almost none ! i wold like to see the process of making vodka and taste that $hit right up when it leaves the alembic must be horrible.
I guess it just helps ”put hair on their chest” in Russia, as the saying goes……
But, drinking it for fun ?! Maybe only on a bet…..
i can, u my dear iam afraid u cant. once a very wise drunk person said to me “women will never rule the world” i ask why? he replyied to me “cause they can be mothers” if u think about it it makes perfect sense.
I’m not sure I agree with your wise drunk friend, but if you rule the world some day, save me a seat
I can give you ideas, or stuff…..
if u have childs (do u have childs?) wouldnt they be the number 1 priority for u? like a good mother u would be (or are) they definitely would be ur number 1 concern so therefor u wouldnt be fit to rule the world. now u agree? ;D
You’re right, now I do agree. I can see why.
I have a 15 year old and a 6 year old. (How about you?)
So, I guess you’ll just have to rule the planet on your own…. oh well…..
And what is your mother tongue?
oh i say it in a sexist way 2309 times and you disagree, he plays the mother card once and now you agree?? pff! lol
humm iam too yung to have childs cause… iam still a lil kid rly i think i got stuck at 16 years old my way of thinking didnt change at all and iam 23. its suppose to change right? but nop all i think about its the same things i thought when i was a 16 brat! i think my girlfriend would agree i run away from responsabilities and a child its a huge responsability
i known right the mother card always work (iam so smart) but it makes sense thats why she agreeded
Jaymze……you must learn the ways of the Blocker…..
I may argue that being a father comes with that same limitation.
Yesh, why am contradicting everyone this morning?
naaa as a father the child is urs too but as a mom the child is u u know what am sayng? theres no stronger bond than a mother and her child thats a fact its pointless to contradict my point ;D
Jack, how old are your kids?
And, yeah, you’re right.
Sometimes, Blocker, mom is not around so, Dad becomes even more important.
My daughter is 20, which proves the existance of time travel since I am an immature 16 year old who lives in the internetz
is that an indirect comment on me? ur u suffer from the same problem?
Hey, why even BOTHER growing up?
We all saw Peter Pan……we’ve known for years that growing up is to be avoided
Not at you AB, just that most folks online seem to assume that whomever they speak to is a 16 year old male.
My Nana once said that growing up is something you do, no something that happens to you. I guess I just didn’t.
Blocker: he’s talking about himself.
This is getting confusing because we’re on top of each other….
i dont think ppl ever grow up they just accumulate unwanted responsabilities
that’s not always a bad thing
um.. that /\ was for victo, not you AB.
No, no, Jack if you boys want some alone time, I can make myself scarce
Don’t be silly, I’ve never been a believer of that “three is a crowd” idea.
Oh, well answered
See, this is what sets we Canadians apart from the other nations: we’re so friendly
that would be little too obvious… it’s already obvious (little black stripe next to the ‘U’ should be part of the ‘N’, but the ‘N’ on the other piece is intact…)
yeah good eye u have there okay its photoshoped good call fris
no reason to be uptight bout it assie ; )
The ‘N’ is clearly not intact. The left side (on the right piece) is thinner than it should be. What you’re seeing to the left of it is an angled break.
There’s absolutely no reason to shop this. All one has to do is clamp it on something and keep over-tightening it and this will happen.
“Inflammable Means Flammable? What A Country!”
What are your feelings on the ”Don’t Walk” signs ?
Homer: My doctor said don’t walk.
Marge: That was a traffic signal!
There is great wisdom to be had on the Simpsons!
soo whats the word for flammable things in ur country?
“awesome”
agreed ;D
Blocker, try : and D for =
or ; and ) for =
Oh come on. Even I can tell this one is photoshopped.
It weakness is water
This looks shopped
It means unbreakable after first time broken!!!!!!!
Even if it weren’t photoshopped; “unbreakable” only refers to a product being unbreakable through normal use.
P.S. if it takes you more than 0 seconds to notice that it’s photoshopped you should be in jail on torture island.
I think you should be in jail, because I don’t believe it is photoshopped. If you can prove otherwise, then I shall go to said island, but all you “I see it in the pixels” folk are neglecting to allow for the fact that the object is 3D and the break is at an angle.
the break is the only part that DOES look real lol… it’s the lighting and shadows that make it look fake.
anyone that uses these in their work knows they break, not even very hard to make it break
OMG…dude you can so tell that picture is PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!
It’s not.
PHOTOSHOP I CAN TELL SEEN MANY IN MY TIME PIXELS ECT.
photoshoped the pixels are off
I don’t get it.
You “it’s photoshopped” people must see a lot of pixels in your colon.
hmm…crack propagation due to overloading causing a brittle fracture at the stress concentration.
Photoshopped. On the right piece, it is broken well before the N. On the left piece, a slight sliver of the N is visible before the break.
“Unbreakable” is probably just the name of the company.
This reminds me of the day in high school health class, when we had some speaker there educating us about sexual health. She took a female condom thing and said “these are very reliable, they never bre….. *SNAP*… okay, almost never break!” Yikes.
Who ever accepted this at failblog headquarters can go to the heck, i mean come on!!! A f’n retarded monkey with glaucoma can tell this is shopped!!!!!!!
It would have been funnier if the “n” was still connected to the part with the “u”, then it would have said “breakable”.
Hey Guys,
This isn’t photoshopped, we where using it to act as an anchor to tie down our race car in the trailer. This one had been used for about the last 8 years and finally gave way due to shear loading (they are not meant to be loaded in the direction of failure).
I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!
Bender did it!
unbreakable is not a statement of ruggedness, it’s a chalenge!
Made in China.
they also have kant twist clamps that i have seen quite a few guys twist beyond repair
Photoshoped.
The left part have a little bit of “N”
There’s a missing part of N on right part.
You gotta be trolling.
Hey… remember: Silver tape fix everything. EVERYTHING!
Looks photoshopped
Still funny
i bet craftsman made this