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wow! +-40 years…. |I give up! hauhauahauahua
this technology won’t even exist in 40 years.
I’m sure there will be other great technologies by then.
iPad 12 maybe?
I think Apple will be totally obsolete by then. Another great technological giant will arise!
Or the world will end, either way, the user of the phone and apple itself will have failed, Failblog succeededs in its purpose!!!
That look into the future is not so great.
Anyone who’s seen Back to the Future knows the Future is full of flying cars. What’s not great about that?
And hover boards!
Yeah, but dont forget, in the back to the future movie michael jakson is still alive, so unless we have a zombie apocalypse, that aint gonna happen
And a great wife like Jane Jetson?
Great’s future wish…..
But is it a great wish???
In what year did that toon take place?
If it’s going to be as salt in the wound like not having Hover Cars in 2015 is going to be, then probably 2016.
I actually think that The Jetsons took place in 2010 or something like that. We’ve past a lot of the “FUTURE” without quite all the technology that was promised us.
I think you’re right Avis… I’m trying to recall that great George Orwell novel written like mid-1900′s…
You mean 1984?
Yes! Thank you! You are great!
If I’m correct. they have, to an extent, invented flying cars. Sadly the small, low flying cars are not yet available to the general public.
Almost 41!
40 Years 219 Days 19 Hours 48 Minutes 16 Seconds
How did you get those seconds?
HAHA, so true :’)
More like, USER FAIL.
Agree! +1 internets to you. Active Directory win vs. stupid users.
I’d be happy to oblige but, I have a few things to do this month, or 7….
ipod is the real fail!
Agree’d, owning apple products in itself is fail.
The one exception would maaaaaaaybe be an ipod for music only, not games and crap.
Try again in 974.5 years. That seems reasonable.
not sure if trolling or just very stupid…
ummm, who? you? or lutra?
Just askin’.
forgot to divide by 24 hrs in a day… 21,355,164 divided by 60 (minutes in an hour) divided by 24 (hours in a day) divided by 365 (days in a year) is 40ish.
Did you include leap years?
when not knowing the start date or anything I simply assumed a year to be 365,25 days rather than 365 even…. (a leap year every 4 years).. much better accuracy in long term maths (though I DO admit I don’t leave way for the “not a leap year if an even hundred” rule.
I think it’s a reasonable “average” rule.
Or use Google convert command.. lol
Convert 21355164 minutes to years
21 355 164 minutes = 40.603126 years
Using google. “21355164 minutes in years” gives “21 355 164 minutes = 40.603126 years”
He’ll be able to re-enter the password in late july, 2055. By then, it’ll be an antique. Like opening a time capsule to when people still listened to lady Gaga!
*Stratovarius
*sings to computer*
♫ I don’ wanna wait for our lives to be over … ♫
wanna go stare at a lake and obsess over super important high school problems with me??
”Oh, jaymze” *quisi-swoon*
Only WE understand the true problems in life!
You mean like will I pass geometry and will Ben ask me out?! Oh I hope my dad lets me go!
Ben and Dad like each other; it’ll be cool!
*snork* Actually, Dad DID like Ben! Largely because Ben didn’t show Dad that he was intimidated, but was respectful nonetheless.
Problem solved: Give it to a time traveler who has buisness with Dr Who.
Win. ^^
obviously fake
Blasphemy!
time jinx!
I blame the zombies.
never blame the zombies! it isn’t their fault they’re that way… they were victims! …victims that will soon have their brains blown out, but victims nonetheless!
^President of the ‘Be Merciful to Neighbouring Dead’ Club.
what bothers me a lot about zombies is this… if a zombie(s) gets ahold of you, it will completely devour you. the only way for new zombies to be made is apparently to bite humans. soooo… apparently the only way for new zombies to be made is for them to be attacked, but get away? which isn’t too common.. usually once the horde has you on the ground ripping your guts and brains out, you’re done.
so… zombies should be rare, even in a zombie apocolypse scenerio. unless of course the virus mutates and goes airborne or something. but it’s always been maintained that it’s thru direct contact, specifically biting.
The more ya know….
OK, help me out: You purchase the game. Start er up. It’s you (player) and one zombie hiding in the woods? Or are there extra humans kicking around who are ‘expendable’ (read: eatable) or are there also a ton of zombies walking around and your aim is 1) to hide for dear life or 2) to charge in to where they are all charged up on high adrinalin?
lol well in pretty much every game i’ve seen it’s at the point where most of humanity as been turned into zombies, and it’s either you alone or you and a few other people banded together trying to reach a safe zone/military extraction point/something along those lines.
there is one i think you’re looking for a cure for your daughter or something, i didn’t care for that game, severe lack of carnage lol. but you are able to kludge together items into weapons, like a kayak oar and two chainsaws to have a double ended badass chainsaw…thing..
anyway, generally its hordes upon hordes of zombies vs you/your team, aim is usually to kill any in your way(which is pretty much all of them) in hopes on reaching the next saferoom and ultimately your survival to some far away oasis where the rest of humanity has come together to start anew, or some sh-t lol
Goal: get to the island of the series ”Lost”
Too bad McGyver can’t be a team member….
ha! actually… the survivors in the first l4d, after figuring out they were in fact immune to the zombie virus(it’d be hard to explain being constantly attacked and not turning otherwise) did reach a military post, but they wanted to conduct experiements on them, and they hauled ass.. and decided f humanity, we’re gonna find a nice island somewhere and live out our days.
second try lol… f-rst f-rst fail of the day, woot.
ha! actually… the survivors in the f-rst l4d, after figuring out they were in fact immune to the zombie virus(it’d be hard to explain being constantly attacked and not turning otherwise) did reach a military post, but they wanted to conduct experiements on them, and they hauled ass.. and decided, f humanity we’re gonna find a nice island somewhere and live out our days. some team members were less than impressed (the girl) with the idea, and thought they should stay and fight zombies forever or something… fittingly enough it was the older man with the fewest days left that devised the plan
Is this a game you play for a few weeks and store on a shelf after? Or, are you playing with real people accross the web?
L4D(1&2) is definitely a game people play over and over. aside from the main storyline, you can also play Verses mode, where one team are special infected the others survivors, and a few other different ways. but yeah it’s largely played online.
the PC version even has user made levels and campaigns, which is pretty cool… but i only have the xbox version
hell kelly and i have been playing it several times a week for a year lol, and we just play with the two of us… i think Versus can have up to 16 people, 8 on each side? the Regular story mode is 4 people, cause there’s only 4 survivor characters
Did you know the CDC has a zombie apocalypse preparation page?
htt p://www.bt.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
lol i have actually seen that.
I…I..Love you
lol you’re obviously fake
Look away!
(Could be contagious….)
A mere 40 years 7 months 17 days 1 hour 24 minutes before you can try again.
Overachiever…
hey you. What you pass n u m b er for the lottery?.LOL
Check that here http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=21355164+minutes
Can’t he just, you know… reset it!? Like back to factory and then reinstall everything from his computer? Thus wouldn’t this then just be the failure of Apple?
If this was me, i’d throw tha fone away, no point having a failure in your pocket.
try again in 28 days 6 hours 42 minutes 12 seconds
FailPod is Fail.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!! Come back, FORTY years!
This is the screen where you put in your passcode to disable, or change it. The first six failed codes will not let you keep trying for 1 minute, the next time you fail after that, it doesn’t let you try for 5 minutes, so I assume that time grows somewhat exponentially. This person can still use the device’s full features while they wait it out, but they really will be locked out if the device goes on standby.
double fail, it stops by 60 minutes^^
Let’s all criticize a fantastic product because of what is obviously a fake screenshot… this is just like the ‘battery life fail’ we saw a few months ago.
Looks like someone figured out how to use Interface Builder to make a fake fail! C’mon people! Let’s not post fake fails! They’re not funny.
no son 40 años animales, son 1.3 años…. como son pendejos
perdon…. si son 40… hohohohohohoh
I’ll never let you down
I’ll be there whenever you need me
I’ll never let you down
I’ll be strong, I’ll show you how love can be
I’ll never let you down
Come what my way
Me, I’ll be a shoulder to cry on
I’ll be someone you can rely on
And maybe you may see just how I feel
when you get this message you know you failed hard
40 years, by then my clothes will be back in style again!
thats 40 years, 7 months, 17 days, 1 hour and 24 minutes. sucks for them!!
Restore your ipod after holding the home button down while you attach it to the computer (that puts it in safe mode)
it’s a glitch
At 6 tries mine only says 1 minute…
How many hours? Try 355919
Also, it is 14830 days and 487.6 months and over 40 years.