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The sticker is a fail altogether.
^ Sticker shocked.
2 stickers
1 door
I’ve caused Fuzz’s blood pressure…..
Best I switch to decaf……
…blood pressure to rise…
nope you were right the first time, you’re the reason fuzz’s heart keeps beating to produce that pressure.
Victo has become a great pacemaker?
I’m told I have great pace.
Ooh – sounds great…
Hit me up on face book
or check out mypace
Don’t twitter me….
That tickles…..hehehehehe
*googles*
does this feel great?
f-ing christ… i hate moderation so much lol i never realized how often i say the word f-rst…. anyway.
“nope you were right the f-rst time, you’re the reason fuzz’s heart keeps beating to produce that pressure.”
Oh, my, I better not make any sudden right turns today…!!
But if you don’t make any right turns his heart will stop.
and if you go below 55 mph we all blow up!
SPEED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you really shouldn’t do that stuff, it’s bad for you… you could blow up your heart or lose a leg!
But if I survive…
I get to take a bus
(I want to drive my buscycleeeeeeeeeee)
Take the road less traveled.
Don’t do drags, mkay?
Weeeeeeeeeee Friday. Hey fuzz and jaymze and victo, Punicsher,
I take the baaaaaaaaaaaack seat!
how are you, torch
He’s in the front seat, speak up!
I am good so far. No hospital this weekend.
‘Work is slow..you Americans have to buy stuff ok?
Victo you are looking good today.
*swishes my hair*
Why, thank you!
(Why would you need the hospital? )
No people on their death bed. I go and volunteer to sit with some.
Very good, Torch.
When people most need company.
you sit with dying people? i’d imagine that to be… interesting. (i don’t mean that sarcastically). do you ever play tricks on the nurses/docs and make the machine make the flatlining sound?? i would… but then again i’d do a lot of things that most people would be appauled at lol
Volenteer….Jaymze, hmmm, yes….
We, won’t be needing you to ‘help’ any more.
(Imma getting my bike in 30 mins !!!!!)
sticker WIN!
Carry on my wayward son.
There’ll be the Prince of Peace when you are done
gone left.
lay Mary’s head to rest, don’t you go right no more.
(I Toto’ly think we’re not in Kansas anymore….
I’ll bless the rains down in Africa.)
One night in Bagdad
Makes a Right man humble
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Need a little bit more of my tweleve ounce nutrition
One more helpin’ of what I’ve been havin’
I’m takin’ my turn on the sin wagon
*downloads ^ into my ipod*
Lol, wide right sinful turns.
It’s a turn for the worse.
Oh wow… that one made me lol.
Depends on your perspective.
wide is the path that leads to destruction….
I call it “faith”
Placment?
Implacable?
Let’s turn deeper.
Spelling of “Placement” FAIL
Win.
Right?
Sin…!
Woot!
Now!
Win? WIN?!
EPIC WIIIIIN
”Please give ‘way’ ”….Is that waht the younger generation is calling it now ?
think that’s a grim-reaper-bait term actually…
jaymze: his grim bait brings all the old to the yard
he could tell us how, but he’d have to charge
lmao… i just got the skillz, it can’t be learned.
For one so hung, er, I mean young
His skillz are old
maybe i need to start making sure my blinds are closed at night…
I’ve got a really good telescope at my place…
To, watch, consalations….yeah….
if you look at the right time, you’ll see the helicopter “constellation” easily spotted by finding the elongated “star” spinning like a helicopter’s rotor
As a truck driver, I find this one real funny. LOL!
Keep on chucklin’.
*trucklin’
*don’t be a freight to make a right pun
Best turn right: some idiot has planted a big cross in the middle of the left-hand road.
You never seen a cross road before?
♪ I went down to the crossroads, fell down on my knees.
Asked the Lord above for mercy, “Save me if you please.”
I can’t believe I spelled “Placement” incorrectly! Rats!
Epic WIN!
And yes, biblethumpers, Jesus IS to the left.
(Just sayin. He loved him some wine, women, and free healthcare.)
lol
i thought the inverse of sin was cosec?
You´re thinking about secant.
Math fail here. Nope, 1 / sin = csc (which is, indeed, cosecant)
Dan, when you say ”fail” do you sometimes mean ”win”?
Moderator: don´t you just LOVE the power of DELETE?….buckfutter!
Is it just me or does the road to the right have signs that say “money” and “pleasure”? Because that sounds a lot better than one that says “service”. Unless its for me anyways.
I think the fail here is the sticker itself.
It’s not like there’s really anywhere on that door that that sticker could have gone.
An honest sinner is still honest- I give him credit for that.
PLACMENT fail
DOUBLE FAIL ALL THE WAY!
this is not a fail, the jesus sticker is on point with the other one…they both say dont pass on the right. too bad jesus is fake.
You have got to make up your mind, people: is Jesus real or not?
If Jesus is real, then there are no more sins, since he died on the cross to purge humanity of all sins.
If Jesus is fake, there are no sins either (but the ones you choose to believe in).
Oh and by the way: Hell is not in the Bible, so fake.
Oh my goodness look at all the bad theology.
Jesus did not die to get rid of sin- it’s inherently human nature. He died so we would be forgiven for our sins.
Also, Matthew specifically mentions hell 6 times. Mark mentions hell 3 times. Not to mention Deuteronomy, Psalms, Isaiah, Malachi….
Not sure if troll or just stupid.
I know I -should- make left turns, but darn it all the right turns are soooo much more fun!
obviously a win…