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public transelimination system?
that looks like it was just throne in there
Oops, sorry!
I’ll give you two your privy-cy.
Life in a fishbowl, or, those who live in glass houses shouldn’t pass stones?
What’s with all the crappy jokes, guys (and girls)?
It’s comming to a ‘head’
Don’t look at me, John started it.
I thought Thomas Crapper started it all?
We need Prince Charmin to… uh… finish it all.
It’s great to squeeze too!
awesomeness. “throne in there.” hahahaha
Sigh!
I miss those goofy college years….
the 20′s were a swingin time, weren’t they!
(the 1920′s)
The ’20s kicked @ss !!
the prohibition days<3 back when alcohol money went to gangsters, not legitimate businesses and the u.s. government!
heeeeeeey waita minute…. isn’t that what’s happening with every drug that’s illegal now?
why yes jaymze! that is what is happening! rather than paying taxes and providing an industry here in america and all the other countries we force to follow our policies… we outlaw them, thus providing a multibillion dollar industry for violent gangs and cartels!
but wait other jaymze, doesn’t it being illegal stop everyone from doing those bad drugs?! it’s ILLEGAL, that means no one can do it!
lol it sure does jaymze. it sure does. luckily those laws have stopped drug use in its tracks! Since we passed the drug laws, our country is now free of drug addiction!!
A thought comes to my mind, but it’s not a nice thought. So, I shant evode our friendship….
lol please share
Something like, ” Nobody could lose a limb to drugs, now….”
See….
HOW DARE YOUUUUUUUUUU! lol jk you shoulda said it, would’ve been funny
Of course, I knew that NOT saying it whet your curiosity more than saying it. Besides, few would get it.
i get the feeling not many people read down this far into our conversations anyway lol
It would have been cool to underline your point by NOT saying anything…
But just like the silent treatment, no one notices.
lol i wonder sometimes if people see a particular fail has 100-200 comments and thinks “oh wow this must be a real hot topic issue” and clicks comments only to find you me and avis babbling about completely unrelated topics
So then I said to my mother’s neighbour’s cousin’s hairdresser, ”Listen Sister, he’s…..”
Oh, sorry, what was that again…?
we were talking about zombies, i believe… and how they’re very misunderstood creatures. we shouldn’t discriminate against them just because they smell putrid and want to eat our brains
Oh, heck, here go on, hace a chunk.
I’m not using the whole thing anyways….
…have a chunk….
(way to go, blondie)
Hey, you’ve got people to talk here, Fìrst jaymze; you don’t need the second!
lol you know i haven’t gotten caught by f-rst all day? two hours to go, but i’ve usually already racked up several moderated msgs by now from that stupid word…
Remember, with the power of my French keyboard, I can say fìrst all I wish…..
you can cripple my beautiful language with your frenchie letters is what you can do!
My fìrst: you jelly?
lol, trollface is my hero. lol u mad bro?
Ha!
Get that one on your candy van yet?
heh nah, just the u jelly one so far.
”I see London, I see France,
I see………..”
“Oh, wait, you’re not wearing any. Sorry.”
”Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek……..”
he can see you, you can’t see them
OMG I can’t believe they installed a toilet in a bus shelter! What kind of engineers does the city have working for them?
S**tty ones.
Who says the toilet came second?
Common people, which came fìrst: the shelter or the toilet?
I thought the toilet crossed the road? So that had to be f!rst, right?
Crossed….. or ‘running’
the kind of engineer that figures bums were gonna piss all over the inside of the shelter anyway
In any event…this was probably found and placed here as a gag, no?
i would imagine so yes. especially considering it has no tank..so actually flushing would be an issue. unless you carry around your own bucket of water or something
The lack of tank was the giveaway.
Course, it could do as an ashtray.
(Anyone still smoke?)
smoke…what?
Hey….I (cough) see *wave hand at smoke* what you did there
completely unrelated – anyone listening to the casey anthony trial? lol apparently it’s live on msn… prolly other places too
I’m not…..but I’m certainally in a minority.
apparently kelly is. i don’t even know wtf casey anthony is…
sigh of relief
See, usually I have to say that.
i think he/she killed something. possibly a kid? its kid? dunno why exactly that’s gained such attention… i wonder if she/he did it in a really crazy way or something
No doubt, if there’s a lot of coverage…..
I sort of keep stress levels down by avoiding the news.
Same thins anyways….death, tornado, war, gas price, fire, volcano……just change the dates.
and the occasional religious nut either saying said disasters are punishment from god or predicting new even worse catastrophes/the end of days. yeah i agree, for the most part i really don’t worry too much about whats happening unless it’s happening here, and even then i usually don’t care lol
Now that the 22nd is behind us, is this heaven?
ok so i asked kelly, as googling it would’ve been too much effort lol… apparently its some 20something year old girl thats accused of killing her daughter.
and she was out partying and whatnot when her daughter was missing… never seemed bothered by her being gone, etc…
well according to career failure harold camping – judgement day DID happen, but it was of a spiritual nature instead of a physical rapture. so if you weren’t already “saved” you’re screwed. actual end of the world still scheduled for october.
The child was missing, not reported and found dead ?
lol from hearing what little i have i kinda want to find out more, cause this just seems bizzare the stuff kellys telling me…. she’s pretty f-cked up. guessing this got so much attention from the pissedoff parent crowd.
OK
indeed.
Ohai!
The kid was missing for at least a month before she was reported missing — and it was the little girl’s grandmother (mother of the woman accused of killing the child) who reported her missing.
The little girl’s mother apparently didn’t want the child to begin with & was quite resentful about having her life (read: partying) messed up by having to look after a kid. Once the child went missing, Casey went back to her partying lifestyle & kept lying to her Mom about where the little one was.
Just….wow….
Parents may not always want their kids every hour of the day, but usually the urge to protect them kicks in.
Poor kid.
Too bad mom didn’t go for adoption, before.
Her Mom was wiling to raise the little girl, apparently. She wouldn’t have even had to give her strangers.
Ahhhh….
Then I don’t know why she didn’t go with that option.
wow that is messed up…
Harry Potter’s transportation has really taken a hit during the recession.
I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, ForPenny.com
My T.V. is 13 inches.
I think my ancient eleven year old laptop has a screen the that big. I just upgraded from my old 13 inch TV to a 27 inch. I can actually read the subtitles now without having to be two inches from the screen!
I am using the antique now as my netbook is off at the computer hospital.
Gotta run, got some cleaning to do at my mother’s house before she gets home. See y’all later!
avis your absence lately greatly saddens me. please come home to us!
My computer is kaplooey. I’m using a very slow, temperamental one now.
Muhhahahahahah….
It’s the curse of the older abandoned computer…..
too much pron huh? that’ll do it every time!
I spilled a very small amount of soda on the keyboard. You’d think that with all the beer that gets sprayed on it while reading things here, it could take a bitty bit of soda! No such luck.
I don’t like pron. I DO like documentaries ABOUT pron.
Nicely put !
(A series studing the human animal)
32.67?? for an xbox 360?! SHIPPED BY FEDEX?! holy bajebus! -totally going to whatever.com now!-
A 46-inch TV! I don’t have the time to watch that much TV!
Maybe on a weekend I could watch a 20-inch TV.
…I spend too much time here.
Portal Test Chamber 00 IRL?
That’s what I was thinking, it looks like the room you’re in when you confront Glados with Wheatly.
alas, like the grenade, this toilet is for training purposes only
hey it’s you again! sorry bout the roofie mishap the other day, agatt is new at it!
huh? wha? I can’t even remember….
excellent, just as it should be. you have a good day now!
Are you screwing with zzzzzzz’s mind ?
Shame!
oh dear, was someone SCREWING with me?
well…i wouldn’t say screwing WITH you… infact i’d leave that word out all tog…you know what, it isn’t important. i just want you to have a great day! -runs-
ha ha ha luv it
And you’re not sure ?
buba® thinks this is a TELEPROTATION© chair in a cyber-time-transport shelter, not a bus shelter.
Methinks the wait for the bus is too long – must be Soviet Russia.
marcel duchamp was there
The smell must be lovely
That would be a pretty great place to leave a toilet.
On Pandora this is absolutely normal.
Now it just needs a sign that says “No Dumping”