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Probably Bad News: She Did Say No Anchovies

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  1. fuzz on the concept says:

    maybe she likes thin slice

  2. fuzz on the concept says:

    (Can’t get no Bas News relief.)

  3. Ni says:

    maybe she wanted pizza on her sword

  4. fuzz on the quick sketch concept says:

    Let’s hope the police don’t draw blanks.

  5. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL says:

    Bas News? Failblog Failed.

  6. Adra says:

    There can be only one..

    “HEEEEERE WE AAARE!…

  7. Matthew says:

    And what, she was arrested only ’cause she’s lunatic and yelled in a Pizza Hut??!!!

  8. Helio says:

    Maybe she’s a secret Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

  9. Vryus says:

    Not just a sword, but she had the scabbard too :)

  10. Alice says:

    Probably Bass News? How were fish involved?

  11. Swedish Chef says:

    Never bring a sword to a gunfight…

  12. Gurtol says:

    Theres a mistake in the title. How cool am i for spotting that eh?

  13. Mari says:

    Had she gone for sushi, this story would have had a WHOLE different ending.

  14. verlin says:

    The last pizza I got from Pizza Hut wasn’t cut thru all the way! I could’ve used that sword!

  15. Anthony says:

    How is this a fail. This is a WIN!!!

  16. Avis says:

    Someone stopped for pizza after the Renne Faire?

  17. David says:

    Oh look. It’s the site where losers sit around gawping at people’s mistakes then proceed to make fun. About their dress, style, innocent mistakes. As if you yourselves have never made a mistake. You’re all losers and bullies. Get off your high horse and get a life.

    • Avis says:

      Oh look, it’s a sanctimonious asshat! Didn’t the Rapture take you yet? Could we convince you to get a head start on it?

    • Sarah says:

      Gee golly, mister, I didn’t realize what it was we were doing! I will alert the webmasters straight away! Thank you for bringing this terrible situation to light.

    • Name (required) says:

      Wait, pulling a sword on a pizza hut employee is an innocent mistake anyone could make?

    • welikehonda says:

      Always great when people who comment are negative about the site they’re on. Maybe next you can go the WIN! site and moan about how everybody just gets praise piled on them for doing things anybody can do. Reminds me of how everybody goes to sites of TV shows and complains about how stupid it is, well how did you end up there?

    • Alice says:

      You’re being a lot more malicious then anyone else was. No one at Fail Blog is going to have their feelings hurt over poking fun at a typo, because we HAVE all made mistakes, and we know it. You get off YOUR high horse, thankyouverymuch.

      *ceremoniously descends back into lurkage for another 1,000 years*

    • Nikki says:

      Oh I have made plenty of mistakes, no doubt about that. But I don’t recall the last time I started trouble in a Pizza Hut (probably over something ridiculous like the Pizza Hut being out of breadsticks or something) and then drew a sword.

    • killmaven says:

      Okay, people, you can stop….I’m pretty sure the troll is well fed.

  18. Jeremy says:

    The failblog has failed. Typo in the title FTW!

  19. Jambon-X says:

    Have You Ever Been So Angry…

    that you went all samurai at the Pizza Hut?

  20. Fudge says:

    more like WIN! cuz swords are epic..

  21. MarshmellowQuean says:

    I used to go to that Pizza Hut and I’m not surprised at all

  22. jajan says:

    Have at you foul ruffians!

    (Not to be confused with Russians… maybe.)

  23. byronius says:

    ZOUNDS!!!!!!!! THOU HAST CUTTETH MINE PIE IN SQUARES… AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!! FOR THIS YOU MUST SURELY PERISH AT THE END OF MY BLADE!!!!!!!! *Swish Swish Swish of the sword*

  24. :D says:

    That’s Rochelle, and it wans’t a sword, it was a katana.

    • Gero says:

      You do realize that “katana” isn’t a specific type of sword, but just the Japanese word for a single-bladed sword, right? So technically any sword with one edge is a katana, if you’re currently speaking Japanese. Sabre? Katana. Nodachi? Katana. Cutlass? Katana. Etc…

  25. SillyGoose says:

    She should have gone to Round Table.

  26. Ugga D. Bugga says:

    Meanwhile, back at the ghetto……
    Someone named “Wynika” acting like an uncivilized savage? I’m SHOCKED!
    She has advanced to sword swinger from spear chucker so i guess she’s a little more evolved than most of them. Maybe she was just mad that Pizza Hut doesn’t take food stamps (yet).

  27. Garrett says:

    I live in Louisville and I never heard this! O_o

  28. Lexi says:

    video games IRL =/= success

  29. ~Adam says:

    Ha it was totally Vernita/Copperhead from Kill Bill.

  30. Taylor says:

    The real fail there is “Seventh Street Road”.

  31. Jerko the Clown says:

    I think it was all a misunderstanding. Her father owned the Samauri Delicatessen and she wanted to slice her pizza the only way she was shown how.

    RIP John Belushi.

  32. Senior Airman McNoneYerBusinesson says:

    O REALLY?!?!?!? they felt threatend? Sheesh it’s not like she had a sword or anything… Yeah i think you have the right to feel threatend when some B***h pulls a sword on you. It was probably a machete or barong though; people are idiots when it comes to proper weapon identification.

    • pootpoot says:

      A machete or a barong can be perfectly classified as swords when they’re used as a weapon. The Wikipedia, for example, defines the barong – which, like a machete, could as well be called a knife – as “a thick, leaf-shaped, single-edged blade sword”. Some would say that a cutlass is a big knife, some would call it a short sword, some might argue that a cutlass is a cutlass.

      You may have a certain image in your head when you think of a sword, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that your definition is the only one. “Sword” is a generic term. Claymore, katana, simitar: they’re all swords.

  33. Patrick says:

    What is this?… I don’t even…

  34. bill says:

    How the hell could they determine that this black thing was female?

  35. Diemonx says:

    SO!…This Must Be The Demoman Mistress. Nice To Know Who Thaught Swordmanship To The Guy…

  36. Brian-M says:

    Wait, they had to search the vehicle to find something on the front seat? Couldn’t they see it through the window?

  37. Filipe Amaral says:

    Where are the Walkers? Michone has arrived! =D

  38. Schlomo says:

    All you race-aware people should be ashamed of your yourself!

  39. Ryan Waxx says:

    What a coincidence, I too once drew a sword inside a Pizza Hut.

    But in my defense, it was merely doodling. Never even colored it in.

  40. bkillnyou says:

    OOOHHHHH …… That’s where ninja comes from !

  41. Walrus says:

    *discussion
    *pull the sword out
    *end of discussion
    /win


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