Oh look. It’s the site where losers sit around gawping at people’s mistakes then proceed to make fun. About their dress, style, innocent mistakes. As if you yourselves have never made a mistake. You’re all losers and bullies. Get off your high horse and get a life.
Gee golly, mister, I didn’t realize what it was we were doing! I will alert the webmasters straight away! Thank you for bringing this terrible situation to light.
Always great when people who comment are negative about the site they’re on. Maybe next you can go the WIN! site and moan about how everybody just gets praise piled on them for doing things anybody can do. Reminds me of how everybody goes to sites of TV shows and complains about how stupid it is, well how did you end up there?
You’re being a lot more malicious then anyone else was. No one at Fail Blog is going to have their feelings hurt over poking fun at a typo, because we HAVE all made mistakes, and we know it. You get off YOUR high horse, thankyouverymuch.
*ceremoniously descends back into lurkage for another 1,000 years*
Oh I have made plenty of mistakes, no doubt about that. But I don’t recall the last time I started trouble in a Pizza Hut (probably over something ridiculous like the Pizza Hut being out of breadsticks or something) and then drew a sword.
ZOUNDS!!!!!!!! THOU HAST CUTTETH MINE PIE IN SQUARES… AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!! FOR THIS YOU MUST SURELY PERISH AT THE END OF MY BLADE!!!!!!!! *Swish Swish Swish of the sword*
You do realize that “katana” isn’t a specific type of sword, but just the Japanese word for a single-bladed sword, right? So technically any sword with one edge is a katana, if you’re currently speaking Japanese. Sabre? Katana. Nodachi? Katana. Cutlass? Katana. Etc…
Meanwhile, back at the ghetto……
Someone named “Wynika” acting like an uncivilized savage? I’m SHOCKED!
She has advanced to sword swinger from spear chucker so i guess she’s a little more evolved than most of them. Maybe she was just mad that Pizza Hut doesn’t take food stamps (yet).
O REALLY?!?!?!? they felt threatend? Sheesh it’s not like she had a sword or anything… Yeah i think you have the right to feel threatend when some B***h pulls a sword on you. It was probably a machete or barong though; people are idiots when it comes to proper weapon identification.
A machete or a barong can be perfectly classified as swords when they’re used as a weapon. The Wikipedia, for example, defines the barong – which, like a machete, could as well be called a knife – as “a thick, leaf-shaped, single-edged blade sword”. Some would say that a cutlass is a big knife, some would call it a short sword, some might argue that a cutlass is a cutlass.
You may have a certain image in your head when you think of a sword, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that your definition is the only one. “Sword” is a generic term. Claymore, katana, simitar: they’re all swords.
maybe she likes thin slice
Police let her go when she sword never to do that again.
She’s just a crazy sword-broad.
The problem might be greater than that. I think she has duel personality disorder.
lol … y’all got some rapier wits
I wonder if she drew it freehand. . .
It’s newsworthy because she drew it so epicly terrible?
“There can be only one!”
they rapiering e’rybody out here
hide your kids, hide your wife
(Can’t get no Bas News relief.)
maybe she wanted pizza on her sword
I wonder if it she went to a Little Caesar’s instead, would she stab the pizza with a spear?
Let’s hope the police don’t draw blanks.
Bas News? Failblog Failed.
Hell yeah. It’s a reality check
Failblog failed, it’s the end of the world! The bible guarantees it!
There can be only one..
“HEEEEERE WE AAARE!…
Rotflol – I was hoping there would be some Highlander jokes here.
And what, she was arrested only ’cause she’s lunatic and yelled in a Pizza Hut??!!!
Maybe she’s a secret Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
+1 Internets
Not just a sword, but she had the scabbard too
Probably Bass News? How were fish involved?
Never bring a sword to a gunfight…
The pen is mightier than the sword.
Unless the other guy has a sword.
Or a gun.
Clubs beats Hearts. Diamonds beats Clubs. Swords beats Diamonds. Smith & Wesson beats everything.
M2 Browning beats Smith & Wesson.
Theres a mistake in the title. How cool am i for spotting that eh?
There’s a mistake in your comment. Not so cool after all, eh?
There |’| s a mistake in the title. How cool am |I | for spotting that |,| eh?
Apology accepted.
PS: Nowhere near as cool as the 5 people who spotted it before you.
teh grammar nazis r attackin! D:
Had she gone for sushi, this story would have had a WHOLE different ending.
+10 Internets for you, sir.
The last pizza I got from Pizza Hut wasn’t cut thru all the way! I could’ve used that sword!
How is this a fail. This is a WIN!!!
i agree. absolutely a win.
Someone stopped for pizza after the Renne Faire?
Oh look. It’s the site where losers sit around gawping at people’s mistakes then proceed to make fun. About their dress, style, innocent mistakes. As if you yourselves have never made a mistake. You’re all losers and bullies. Get off your high horse and get a life.
Oh look, it’s a sanctimonious asshat! Didn’t the Rapture take you yet? Could we convince you to get a head start on it?
Gee golly, mister, I didn’t realize what it was we were doing! I will alert the webmasters straight away! Thank you for bringing this terrible situation to light.
Wait, pulling a sword on a pizza hut employee is an innocent mistake anyone could make?
Always great when people who comment are negative about the site they’re on. Maybe next you can go the WIN! site and moan about how everybody just gets praise piled on them for doing things anybody can do. Reminds me of how everybody goes to sites of TV shows and complains about how stupid it is, well how did you end up there?
You’re being a lot more malicious then anyone else was. No one at Fail Blog is going to have their feelings hurt over poking fun at a typo, because we HAVE all made mistakes, and we know it. You get off YOUR high horse, thankyouverymuch.
*ceremoniously descends back into lurkage for another 1,000 years*
*BAHTCH Intentional misspelling fail on me…. lolololol
Oh I have made plenty of mistakes, no doubt about that. But I don’t recall the last time I started trouble in a Pizza Hut (probably over something ridiculous like the Pizza Hut being out of breadsticks or something) and then drew a sword.
Okay, people, you can stop….I’m pretty sure the troll is well fed.
The failblog has failed. Typo in the title FTW!
Have You Ever Been So Angry…
that you went all samurai at the Pizza Hut?
YOU SIR WIN…… Tiger Blood????
more like WIN! cuz swords are epic..
I used to go to that Pizza Hut and I’m not surprised at all
Have at you foul ruffians!
(Not to be confused with Russians… maybe.)
ZOUNDS!!!!!!!! THOU HAST CUTTETH MINE PIE IN SQUARES… AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!! FOR THIS YOU MUST SURELY PERISH AT THE END OF MY BLADE!!!!!!!! *Swish Swish Swish of the sword*
Don’t make me go all Musketeer on yo’ ass!
That’s Rochelle, and it wans’t a sword, it was a katana.
You do realize that “katana” isn’t a specific type of sword, but just the Japanese word for a single-bladed sword, right? So technically any sword with one edge is a katana, if you’re currently speaking Japanese. Sabre? Katana. Nodachi? Katana. Cutlass? Katana. Etc…
She should have gone to Round Table.
Meanwhile, back at the ghetto……
Someone named “Wynika” acting like an uncivilized savage? I’m SHOCKED!
She has advanced to sword swinger from spear chucker so i guess she’s a little more evolved than most of them. Maybe she was just mad that Pizza Hut doesn’t take food stamps (yet).
I live in Louisville and I never heard this! O_o
it just got posted yesterday and hasn’t hit the channels yet, though I give it a day or so more. I just want to know which one. Lol
Umm… the article says WLKY so try that XD
video games IRL =/= success
Ha it was totally Vernita/Copperhead from Kill Bill.
The real fail there is “Seventh Street Road”.
i thought i might be the only person who noticed that. definitely a fail.
That is really the name of the street! XD
I think it was all a misunderstanding. Her father owned the Samauri Delicatessen and she wanted to slice her pizza the only way she was shown how.
RIP John Belushi.
O REALLY?!?!?!? they felt threatend? Sheesh it’s not like she had a sword or anything… Yeah i think you have the right to feel threatend when some B***h pulls a sword on you. It was probably a machete or barong though; people are idiots when it comes to proper weapon identification.
A machete or a barong can be perfectly classified as swords when they’re used as a weapon. The Wikipedia, for example, defines the barong – which, like a machete, could as well be called a knife – as “a thick, leaf-shaped, single-edged blade sword”. Some would say that a cutlass is a big knife, some would call it a short sword, some might argue that a cutlass is a cutlass.
You may have a certain image in your head when you think of a sword, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that your definition is the only one. “Sword” is a generic term. Claymore, katana, simitar: they’re all swords.
What is this?… I don’t even…
How the hell could they determine that this black thing was female?
Boobs.
SO!…This Must Be The Demoman Mistress. Nice To Know Who Thaught Swordmanship To The Guy…
Wait, they had to search the vehicle to find something on the front seat? Couldn’t they see it through the window?
she are you
Where are the Walkers? Michone has arrived! =D
All you race-aware people should be ashamed of your yourself!
What a coincidence, I too once drew a sword inside a Pizza Hut.
But in my defense, it was merely doodling. Never even colored it in.
OOOHHHHH …… That’s where ninja comes from !
*discussion
*pull the sword out
*end of discussion
/win