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well, nobody’s perfect
… there’s pawlenty of room for improvement.
He can win the election through the back door.
Looks like he is tied to the political platform alright.
Looks like he’ll be tied to some great criticism from his cohorts as well.
Maybe he should cut the cord.
Maybe he likes fishsticks. maybe he gives fishsticks to his children.
Maybe he likes fiddlesticks. Maybe he plays fiddlesticks with his other not-gay friends. Doesn’t sound like a great time to me, but – to each his own, eh?
We’re reading this incorrectly:
He’s Christian and is married.
He has 2 kids who, they, are not gay.
So his kids are not happy. Another great case of emo teens.
See!
Who said Emo was out ??
*tickles victo*
Oh wait – you said EMO this time!
Ooooooo that tickles…..
Hehehehehehehe……
Oh GAWD you two. Get a room!
This is from Colbert.
methinks he doth protest too much
defiantly
He who denies it, is deemed to have supplied it
Applies to farts, denials of being gay and more
At f*rst I read “Former Gay of Minnesota”.
Two children, does this mean he’s a creationist?
He also used to be not Jewish.
used to cheat
Evangelical Christian Married Two Children? I wouldn;t be happy about marrying two children either, is that legal?
Cr@p, you broke your contraction capabilities on the other fail you dolt.
It wouldn;t;ve been for Mitt Romney, I think.
If It makes you feel any better, Moomin, the Two Children are Definitely Not Gay.
Suffer the stoic children?
What about the Evangelical Christians? Are they equally definite? Do they love their neighbour without coveting his ass?
*Snickers* ^5 ES.
HE HAS NO EYES!
You don’t need eyes to see where he’s going.
Marius > You don’t need eyes to see where he’s going.
Neither does he. He just lets his handlers lead him around.
Well….at least we know he’s not gay, although he may be a lesbian.
Those who go out of their way to prove they’re not gay are usually gay.
Tim. He’s a cyclops.
a one eyed lesbian……wow i just realised…add a midget clown to that and that’s my ultimate fantasy. i <3 u moomin u inspired me!!
sabotage à trois
and now you have given a name to my fantasy I <3 u fuzz. *dies*
Well he’s probably gay, then. Like we haven’t seen this scenario a hundred times before with politicians. If he is going out of his way to deny it, even when nobody’s asked, he’s probably got something to hide.
Also, what a douche.
Maybe he just has a wide stance on the issues?
He needs to make his priorities clear, he shouldn’t stall any longer.
Evangelical Christian? Married? 2 Children? Definitely Not Gay? Good Cover! Hey, it worked for Ted Haggard, Mark Foley and Larry Craig, didn’t it?
It didn’t? NO! Really? Shocking! And why is someone tapping my foot?
and a few more,cant recall names,but the harder they salivate at doing away wth the gays,the more they have meth-fueled orgys with male hustlers and/or pages.
This is just too funny.
Clever Photoshopping, but still amusing.
It seems that the other facts are being used in denial of that last one.
Nice edit you got there. If shops can get through failblog I guess it’s gonna be going downhill quality-wise. Sad to see a day like that come.
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z113/Tanks2000/Fox_News_Live_-_Video_-_FoxNews_comwmv_snapshot_001950_20110509_123909.png
There’s proof if you need it.
Failblog is like 30% photoshops.
The funny thing is they’re almost always insulting a Republican/Conservative. I’ve never seen anything that insults a Democrat/Liberal make it past the moderators.
I’m weeping silently for Conservatives. They’ve accomplished so much, even with the Vast Fail Conspiracy working against them. Somebody should start a PAC.
That’s hardly proof. He’s in different pose in yours than he was in the one up there. I really doubt it isn’t a photoshop but he could’ve just been one bullet point ahead in your link.
Agree with Leumasllc, plus who’s to say that photo is not shopped, huh Tanks,
Yeah, but you can even tell it’s obviously in a different font.
The fact that it seems reasonable for this to not be photoshopped is a more damning view of how badly the quality of US politics (and its politicians) have slipped more than Trump’s hairpiece, Palin’s ‘folksy’ attitude, Obama’s continuous disappointments and Clinton’s sexcapades combined.
What earth-shattering sins did your country commit to have all the politicians replaced by clowns
It’s not like those initial three items have ANYTHING to do with that last one.
Oh, but it’s all linked:
Christian, married with kids…..so he’s not HAPPY (gay).
That might imply then that he IS gay (likes men) if he is unhappy (not gay) in his marriage and family….
Interpretation is so fun.
Speculation even more so!!
Yes, who needs facts at all!
(My mouthful of coffee was just now in danger, reading your comment)
Drinking anything while reading the comments here can be dangerous to your computer.
Why aren’t computers water proof yet?
Honestly!
Marius can tell you that eating while reading these comments can be a bad idea, for more than one reason!!
Ooooooo…. in which thread?
I meant in general. Here are the reasons, half masticated food is gross to look at, not to mention it’s difficult to dig out of your keyboard. Also? Occasionally someone will make a comment that will make you want to part ways with your previously eaten, half digested lunch.
Ahh, the Failblog Diet. It was much more effective when Granny was around. The unexpected funny stuff is what usually gets me. I’ve had to clean out my keyboard more than once. Recently Arthur managed to get a turkey sandwich to shoot out of my nose.
And that is precisely what I was referring to in my previous comment.
Cool.
I continue to tune in for those projectile turkey monents!
‘Me thinks he doth protest too much’
SHOP. Can tell from the pixels.
The only fail here is the obvious photoshop
Not gay? Total Win
Christian? Total FAIL
What do I call this, proselytism?
Spacing’s off too.
Really not even a very good photoshop.
This is shooped. I watched the debate and I don’t remember this.
Now, are you absolutely certain he’s not gay?
I remember this scene from Saturday Night Live
Saw that live totally faill
Tim Paulenty accused Evangelical Christian of marrying two unhappy children?
This is from the colbert report so it does not count
That’s a normal checklist to be republican, isn’t it?
hi there check this out
We should check his butthole for stretch marks. End this argument once and for all. Or ask his wife if a strapon has ever been discussed.
Thats all you need to be US president.
prove it
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial
definetly not gay: bwaahahhahaahah
)
Photoshop. The fourth point was added by the creator of this photo.
Colbert does an amazing raost of this guy and his ad campaigns herE: http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/weigel/archive/2011/03/23/colbert-pays-tribute-to-the-tim-pawlenty-web-ad.aspx
Proud to live in MN…er…wai….
WTF Failblog… taking a screenshot of a parody news program out of context is NOT A FAIL.
Guys, the whole deal of this fail is that this channel would put up those 4 characteristics in describing this candidate. IT’s A TOTAL PROFESSIONAL FAIL! XP
Yeah, this is definitely from the Colbert Report or Daily Show.
One of these statements about your typical homophobic Republican is a lie, can you find which one?
The last one is shopped, I saw the actual thing. and the rest is just a list of personal info, not any kind of political criteria.