“…and the princess lived happily ever after together with her prince in a beautiful little home in the forest, where they raised their many children.”
*sniffle* I LOVE HAPPY ENDINGS!
I AM BACK FROM HOLIDAY IN LONDON,THE WORST SPENDING 1400 POUNDS EVER AND NOW IM BROKE…
On topic:HAND WASH? are people going there and pay to get their hands wash ?that’s so lazy from them …
The fail lies with the mental midgets (submitter and those who voted it up) for not understanding that this is an intentional double entendre. Go ahead, submitter. We’ll wait while you look that up.
Dear young submitters who think anyone over the age of 16 is an old fart who doesn’t understand sexual innuendos:
Most people over 16 DO know sexual innuendos and if they use them on a small business sign, it’s intentional and therefore a joke and therefore total WIN.
FAIL!
INTENTIONAL!
So… are there any guarantees as to a happy ending?
The chances of that here is not so great. Sorry, pal.
Hand jive?
I don’t know, that IS the Bronx, maybe they do hand jobs on the side too.
Sorry, I don’t speak jive. But great Barbara Billingsly does. Let’s ask her!
“…and the princess lived happily ever after together with her prince in a beautiful little home in the forest, where they raised their many children.”
*sniffle* I LOVE HAPPY ENDINGS!
I AM BACK FROM HOLIDAY IN LONDON,THE WORST SPENDING 1400 POUNDS EVER AND NOW IM BROKE…
On topic:HAND WASH? are people going there and pay to get their hands wash ?that’s so lazy from them …
14p would be ‘the worst spending ever’ for a jew
^win.
REPEAT!
I’m from the Bronx! LOL There are SO many signs like this!
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Facepalm is so 2009.
The fail lies with the mental midgets (submitter and those who voted it up) for not understanding that this is an intentional double entendre. Go ahead, submitter. We’ll wait while you look that up.
I deem this a win!
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No.
hey buddy, won’t you give me a hand?
So that’s where it’s at.
Aw man, I live around the corner and took a pic of this…u beat me to the upload
So you think this is a “fail”, eh?
No, bx was going to caption it with “Win”. Right bx?
*Holds something precious to bx over lava pool*
Epic win?
maybe for you — oh, sorry, i thought your name said “handeeman”
♪ Wouldn’t you give your hand to a friend? ♪
Win
I once saw an Ad for an engine re conditioner, Stating, ” Machining, Re bores, Pistons Rings Bearings, Head Jobs A Specialty.”
still worth sharing
poop?
I think this is a total WIN!
Dear young submitters who think anyone over the age of 16 is an old fart who doesn’t understand sexual innuendos:
Most people over 16 DO know sexual innuendos and if they use them on a small business sign, it’s intentional and therefore a joke and therefore total WIN.