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Well that’s always a great idea…
He’s doing head shots … wrong.
If at first you don’t succeed, FAIL, FAIL again
He’s a glass act, this one. He just needs a great deal of refinement.
What a bad idea, next time that guy should use his head.
Great tinking!
…Why…? I mean, really…why?
Because it’s there!
I will never understand that.
Because it feels so good when you stop?
Baby, you hurt so good.
You know I’ll get you back for all the earworms, right?
You’re asking her to stop … in the name of love … before you break her bottle?
I’ll get you both, I promise you I will…
♪ I will make it up to you I promise to! ♫
Well it half worked, I was trying to reference the very same song!
Apologies if this triple posts, it just wasn't working before
But… but… why start then?
Pleasure is the absence of pain, eh?
Exactly !!!
It’s Miller Time. .. and time for stitches.
Wait… I take that back.. That’s a Mike’s Hard Lemonade! HAHAHAHA! Dumbass x2.
You gotta squeeze a lot of lemons to make a hard head.
When life gives you lemons, smash ‘em on your head.
MGD 64 Stitches
i understand now why he beats beer bottles on his head, its because he beats beer bottles on his head, and has killed too many brain cells doing it
Circular logician uses circular logic!
It’s not very effective.
Sheesh! Give the man a break!
No, really! Those Tweeties around his head are the only birds he’s ever likely to see.
That’s such a tweet for him.
He’s trying to shatter the current record.
Sounds smashing!
He’s a little cracked though.
♪ He’s got the beat! ♪
So come on fatso and just bust a move!
*rocks to Bam-fest*
♫ Like a rock..♪
I’ve got the shivers just thinking about it!
You guys ought to try it! It feels great when you stop.
Quite a platonic theory!
Ah, yes, the refined reflections of Plato and Arrestbottle.
Is it possible to be arrested for assaulting yourself?
Suicide is against the law in some U.S. states … though in this guy’s case, they might let him go ahead.
They’re willing to stick their necks out for him?
*Moderate sigh* *Rim shot*
He should have just asked me to break it over his head.
Must be Crown Lager.
Does it have a good frothy head?
I think the head’s gone flat.
But I suspect this publicity-loving dude will find a way to swell his head again.
"All swells that pub's swill."
♪ Stir crazy, after all these beers. ♪
Just. Wow.
Natural Selection taking place
*sigh* Living people.
Keep doing it.
I think Jackass proved that it is actually very hard to smash a bottle over someone’s head.
So did Mythbusters.
I also thought there has to be some liquid left in it for it to smash easier than empty (for some science-y reason or another)
I think the outcome was that you are more likely to suffer lacerations from an empty bottle, and a concussion from a full one.
maybe he doesn’t own a tv set.
Plastic bottle, DUH!
That only works with candy glass in the movies. What a moron.
How did he get drunk enough to do that if he can’t open the bottles?
What… a…SPAZ!
THUK THUK THUK I think my brain shivered at that sound.
I picture a scene from the movie Airplane with people lined up to take turns hitting the bottle on his head.
wow its like they make bottles stronger so people dont bust them over your head hmmmmmmmmmmmm
That’s not a beer bottle fail. Looks to me like the beer bottle won.
Hello brain damage!
Did he died ? )
died he did
That’s a Beer Bottle Win, Stupid Head Fail !
okay
lol it’d work if he didnt stop once he made contact, you’re supposed to follow through
haha that was mike’s hard lemonade…. super fail
He’s now living on the Straight Edge.
I can only hope that the brain cells that he killed with that bottle were the ones that told him it was a great idea to try in the first place.
Looks like somebody got trolled with sugar-glass.
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Well that’s always a great idea…
He’s doing head shots … wrong.
If at first you don’t succeed, FAIL, FAIL again
He’s a glass act, this one. He just needs a great deal of refinement.
What a bad idea, next time that guy should use his head.
Great tinking!
…Why…? I mean, really…why?
Because it’s there!
I will never understand that.
Because it feels so good when you stop?
Baby, you hurt so good.
You know I’ll get you back for all the earworms, right?
You’re asking her to stop … in the name of love … before you break her bottle?
I’ll get you both, I promise you I will…
♪ I will make it up to you
I promise to! ♫
Well it half worked, I was trying to reference the very same song!
But… but… why start then?
Pleasure is the absence of pain, eh?
Exactly !!!
It’s Miller Time. .. and time for stitches.
Wait… I take that back.. That’s a Mike’s Hard Lemonade! HAHAHAHA! Dumbass x2.
You gotta squeeze a lot of lemons to make a hard head.
When life gives you lemons, smash ‘em on your head.
MGD 64 Stitches
i understand now why he beats beer bottles on his head, its because he beats beer bottles on his head, and has killed too many brain cells doing it
Circular logician uses circular logic!
It’s not very effective.
Sheesh! Give the man a break!
No, really! Those Tweeties around his head are the only birds he’s ever likely to see.
That’s such a tweet for him.
He’s trying to shatter the current record.
Sounds smashing!
He’s a little cracked though.
♪ He’s got the beat! ♪
So come on fatso and just bust a move!
*rocks to Bam-fest*
♫ Like a rock..♪
I’ve got the shivers just thinking about it!
You guys ought to try it! It feels great when you stop.
Quite a platonic theory!
Ah, yes, the refined reflections of Plato and Arrestbottle.
Is it possible to be arrested for assaulting yourself?
Suicide is against the law in some U.S. states … though in this guy’s case, they might let him go ahead.
They’re willing to stick their necks out for him?
*Moderate sigh*
*Rim shot*
He should have just asked me to break it over his head.
Must be Crown Lager.
Does it have a good frothy head?
I think the head’s gone flat.
But I suspect this publicity-loving dude will find a way to swell his head again.
♪ Stir crazy, after all these beers. ♪
Just. Wow.
Natural Selection taking place
*sigh*
Living people.
Keep doing it.
I think Jackass proved that it is actually very hard to smash a bottle over someone’s head.
So did Mythbusters.
I also thought there has to be some liquid left in it for it to smash easier than empty (for some science-y reason or another)
I think the outcome was that you are more likely to suffer lacerations from an empty bottle, and a concussion from a full one.
maybe he doesn’t own a tv set.
Plastic bottle, DUH!
That only works with candy glass in the movies. What a moron.
How did he get drunk enough to do that if he can’t open the bottles?
What… a…SPAZ!
THUK THUK THUK I think my brain shivered at that sound.
I picture a scene from the movie Airplane with people lined up to take turns hitting the bottle on his head.
wow its like they make bottles stronger so people dont bust them over your head hmmmmmmmmmmmm
That’s not a beer bottle fail. Looks to me like the beer bottle won.
Hello brain damage!
Did he died ?
)
died he did
That’s a Beer Bottle Win, Stupid Head Fail !
okay
lol it’d work if he didnt stop once he made contact, you’re supposed to follow through
haha that was mike’s hard lemonade…. super fail
He’s now living on the Straight Edge.
I can only hope that the brain cells that he killed with that bottle were the ones that told him it was a great idea to try in the first place.
Looks like somebody got trolled with sugar-glass.