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  1. ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork/owner of the zombie crock named fluffy/just recently came out of a void in space says:

    Doh!

  2. ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork/owner of the zombie crock named fluffy/just recently came out of a void in space says:

    Only in America.

    • skyman724 says:

      Where are they using Hum-Vees in America? Are we fighting the Mexicans?

      • ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork/owner of the zombie crock named fluffy/just recently came out of a void in space says:

        I forgot to do a background check.

      • The Burninator says:

        No, Canada. We are getting them back for sending Justin Bieber.

      • AFP says:

        Uhm… at a military base maybe? You realize the American armed forces use HMMWVs, yes?

    • SFCYoung says:

      Except for that it is French. Learn your countries.

      • ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork/owner of the zombie crock named fluffy/just recently came out of a void in space says:

        *finds map was scrambled* Who the?

      • jim says:

        The Browning .50 caliber is French? Well, gee, you learn something new every day. I suppose the M1 Abrams is made in Lichtenstein, right?

        • tron says:

          Originally designed in the US, used by dozens of countries.

          Sh!t happens.

          This has nothing to do with the quality of manufacturing or the design of the gun. Especially when you consider how old the units are, the fact that the gun design is about 80 years old yet is still one of the most ubiquitous machine guns in the world should tell you something.

          The gun might have just been taken out of armory. Might need refab.

          • AFP says:

            Looks like it needs a bit of duck tape and it’ll be as good as new!

          • Apollo says:

            I’m a .50 cal gunner in Iraq right now. The problem with the weapon is you need a head space and timing key. What probley happened was when they put the barrel on they didnt do the head spacing properly.

            • Segafanalways says:

              Thats what I was thinking.

            • jim says:

              If it’s a quick-change barrel, he wouldn’t have to worry about the head-spacing. I’d say it’s more likely he just didn’t lock the barrel in fully. I’ve seen this happen dozens of times in the classroom, while teaching others to use the weapon.

            • Old Queen Vic says:

              I hear there’s plenty of head space in Humvees

        • Zero says:

          For some of it, you are close. The barrel of the M1A1 is made in Germany.

      • John says:

        Learn your Military, Douche…. its American.

  3. ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork/owner of the zombie crock named fluffy/just recently came out of a void in space says:

    Sarge, I think it do’n broke.

    • skyman724 says:

      Can you fixedid it before deh Mexicanz drugged dus?

      • ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork/owner of the zombie crock named fluffy/just recently came out of a void in space says:

        *scrambles for it*
        I got deh barrel
        *drops on Sarge’s foot*
        *safety*

  4. winstonsmith says:

    Unscrew barrel two clicks. Five is right out.

    • skyman724 says:

      Why is there a barrel two kilometers away and why is team Echo (fifth squad) going right? I thought there was a minefield over there……………….

  5. fuzz on the concept says:

    They’ve got bad gun Tourette’s.

  6. gamamew says:

    Proudly made in America by chinese workers

  7. Hmm... says:

    Wow… is this ‘repost old content’ day? I’m pretty sure this is the fourth or fifth repost I’ve seen…

  8. SCott says:

    The french will never be better then baguetts and fancy hats

    • Hertz says:

      On the other hand the french have the worlds second best fighting force in the form of the French Foreign Legion.
      The best being the british SAS. The US gov keeps asking for their help, the SAS were the first into Gulf I, Gulf II, Afghanistan etc.
      Usually they are on the ground about 2 weeks before anybody else to gather target information.

      • tron says:

        Enjoying your delusions I see.

        “SAS were the first into Gulf I, Gulf II, Afghanistan etc.”‘

        Yeah, because the US Navy Seals and Delta Force had nothing to do with it.

        Delta Force is the best special forces in the world. Navy Seals are second. Russian Spetnaz third. SAS fourth. The French Foreign Legion isn’t even special forces, by the way.

  9. C31 says:

    Failure to check Headspace and Timing. You are a No-Go at this station, Private…

    • ThatRobGuy says:

      This was my thought exactly. Headspace and timing, folks… it takes seconds to check, and can save your life.

  10. ? says:

    Is that the FAIL BELL!!!!!!!!!?

  11. cool games says:

    I’m pretty sure fail

  12. Darkpercy says:

    Look at that we are cutting down on military spending.

  13. Frank Black says:

    I think that gun has syphilis

  14. Boy Scout says:

    What? And the top never came off your blender either…

  15. Chris M. says:

    Murphy’s Law of Combat #61: Always remember, your equipment was made by he lowest bidder.

  16. Tim says:

    It’s still better’n what the other guys got. I hope.

  17. mudguts says:

    Velcro wears out after a while.

  18. Slartibartfast says:

    Projectile disfunction?

  19. lorelol says:

    Sh!tty quality but still looks like a setup, could have sworn Browning 50cal has a thicker barrel than that.

  20. Manic-Mike says:

    I don’t he made the proper head space and timing on that M2 50. cal

  21. Daou says:

    that’s a wonderful example of “self-sabotage” I guess.


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