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» 76 Failures in Communication

  1. hermasdnfb says:

    I don’t get this

  2. ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork/owner of the zombie crock named fluffy/just recently came out of a void in space says:

    Pistol Monsters Sandwhich?

  3. Phyllis says:

    What??? Win. MOUHAHAHAHAHA

  4. THEGAMEtrolol says:

    I not get.

  5. grahamf says:

    PMS+Guns=Bad. that’s all I’m going to say.

  6. Phyllis says:

    Pre
    Menstrual
    Syndrome

    I don’t know if I should be relieved or worried that you don’t know what that is.

    • TooMuchSugarCoatedCheese says:

      you know those words mean nothing to us ‘commonfolks’. so why don’t you blurt out the blimin obviouse and explain it to us instead of acting all high and mighty with your intelligence.. please.

      • Loute says:

        at least he explained, not like random danni…

      • FR1DG3 says:

        Okay, PMS is something women get after going through menopause. It makes them REALLY pissed off for no apparent reason.

        • the_strange_cat says:

          No…it’s before each monthly bleed-for-days period. Hormones make plenty of girls/women just about homicidal, so PMS and guns cause bad things.

        • kevin says:

          uh no. PMS is Premenstrual Syndrome. it happens just before a woman’s period. hormones cause uncomfortable physical and emotional states in the woman, which discomfort usually causes grouchiness and irritability. which is why a PMSing woman is not someone you want to hand a gun to.

          the number of people who do not know what PMS is is ASTOUNDING. you all need to pay attention or should have paid attention in your high school health classes.

          • TooMuchSugarCoatedCheese says:

            and what pre-tell do i do when i’m not American and i don’t have “Health Classes”?

            • ceilingarchitect says:

              Well, judging from the fact that you have or have access to a computer of some kind, with some kind of internet connection, maybe a little website called GOOGLE might be of some help? I’m guessing (as I haven’t searched on the term PMS) that you can find absolutely, positively EVERYTHING in all of its glorious, factual, bloody, gory detail there-including images you will probably have seared into your synapses forever. You’re welcome.

              Oh yeah, the FAIL BOAT will be by sometime soon to pick you up.

            • The Moomin says:

              Technically, it was pre-tell and they were correct as their comment was before you told them.

    • Loute says:

      needn’t worry, not everybody posting on this site is an english native speaker ;-)

      • One Skunk Todd says:

        But those folks probably don’t know what a gun store is so this will fail will be doubly confusing for them

        • One Skunk Todd says:

          Or something like the above sentence only better proofread and grammatically correct.

          • NonAmerican says:

            no ’cause the american language isn’t just a rip of the english language by some french and english rednecks who drove the indians out ’cause the indians was to smart

        • Loute says:

          Maybe they’re so poor they don’t even know what a store is… Or maybe because they’re no english native speaker they can’t get the slightest subtility of this language… ;-)

          • NonAmerican says:

            look i know its hard for you guys too understand that the world is bigger than just Washington D.C. and New York

  7. wtf says:

    theres more fail comments than the fail itself

  8. The Platzner Post says:

    Funny!!! : )

  9. WTF? says:

    Eventually a funny one!!

  10. Zh says:

    ive just had a nightmare with this last night 0.O

  11. GhostOfChristmasPast says:

    The comment thread for this fail is a fail as well -_-

  12. Lepe says:

    You guys are all idiots.
    Google PMS if you have to.

  13. Boy Scout says:

    Comment thread fail! I see bumper stickers like this everywehere. Just surrender the chocolate and everything will be fine ;)

  14. Cheese is Good says:

    I’ve heard the joke that PMS stands for “Pass My Shotgun” so this is actually somewhat appropriate :)

  15. nimmy82 says:

    Wow, lots of comment fails. Some people don’t seem to get in contact with girls very often.

  16. SPQR says:

    Definitely Win.

  17. Whirling Gerbil Molester says:

    …Can only be sold once a month…

  18. ME says:

    This fail was obviously selected by a man.

  19. PMS says:

    PMS= Some women will tell you it stands for Putting Up with Men’s S**t!

  20. cool games says:

    the shoot gun very good

  21. no one should have a gun
    fullstop
    man or woman

    • kevin says:

      yea in an idea society. too bad in the real world if you outlaw guns, outlaws will be the only ones with guns.

      statistically, violent crime rates drop the more guns that citizens are allowed to carry freely. for instance, Washington DC, Oakland CA, NYC NY are cities with very strict gun laws. Violent crimes rates are at least 4x higher than say, El Paso TX where anything goes. Why? Because outlaws don’t get their weapons legally, and not knowing who is going to pull a gun on you if you threaten them keeps criminals in check.

      • Lili says:

        You have your cause and effect confused. Those cities have strict gun laws *because* the number of deaths by guns was so high to start with.

        • Sheik Yerbouti says:

          That doesn’t mean it was a good idea — and it doesn’t preclude the possibility that withholding guns from responsible citizens will make criminals more likely to succeed.

      • Durr says:

        Explain why plenty of countries exist with strict gun control along with lower levels of violent crime than anywhere within the USA.

        Logic FAIL.

      • IceTea says:

        You really can’t compare DC, NYC, and Oakland to El Paso. It’s a medium sized city out in West Texas, there isn’t much out there. Crime rates are higher in places with a higher and denser population. Try comparing them to Houston, though if you did, your argument would fail.

  22. Give me a gun during PMS and there will be a huge drop in the idiot population. >: )

  23. Aldebaran says:

    girls are yucky comment WIN

    =))

  24. ceilingarchitect says:

    Wow, I’ve never seen a collection of failed commentary like this since…well, never.

    C’mon people. Are y’all like in eighth grade or what? I’m guessing either there’s massive trolling here, or clueless, dateless wonders of the lowest part of the gene pool mouthbreathing like Guy Fieri on Red Bull in an Autozone store on the 4th of July.

    That being said, why is it that women get a pass once a month for their hormones? Men have hormones too-it’s part of being human, after all-and we get no pass for s**tty behavior, ever. I mean, really-I’m looking at the Snorgtees add to my right on this page and damned if my hormones aren’t telling me to go FAP to the “Geek is the New Sexy” girl.

    (runs downstairs)

    • Me says:

      So, you have a steady stream of the same hormone all the freaking time. We get this big surge of hormones, retain water, suffer excessive pain and discomfort. You try it. SOme one pass me a gun!!

      • ceilingarchitect says:

        Yeah, men don’t have feelings or discomfort, ever. And no free pass or get labelled as whinypants. How bout a hysterctomy to free you of your reproductive issues? Or better yet, doesn’t birth control meds ease a lot of the discomfort? Cry me a river, it’s so hard being a woman in the US, what with men taking out the garbage, fighting wars for milleniums, engaging in any heavy/dangerous work that women can’t/don’t/won’t do.

        I’d love to walk a mile in your casual friday slipons, but I’ve got a ditch to dig, a car to fix, fourteen tons of gravel to move, and a circuitbreaker box to upgrade from 60 to 100 amps. I’m quite sure that when it’s all finished, my body will hurt for way longer than three or four days of “discomfort” and the wife will still gripe about her PMS. Somebody pass me the gun!

        • bazooooka says:

          And who’s forcing you to do all that stuff?
          No one but yourself. So blame yourself.

          I’m quite envious that you can decide for yourself when/how to suffer, you know. But you don’t appreciate freedom until you’ve lost it, it seems.

    • jbeasy says:

      I forget that I’m not seeing advertisements I’ve been blocking ads for so long. I do love the snorgtees girls. Is it the chick with the short dark hair?

      Oh and this fail is pretty week I mean that sign has obviously been there for years without causing any ruckus. Also I don’t know a woman that can aim and fire without closing her eyes and giggling afterward or shaking her sore hand. I doubt some broad all hopped up on hormones could do any serious damage with a weapon.

    • NonAmerican says:

      look not everybody cares about womens periods

  25. Thomas says:

    I wonder what the Etc. stands for…

  26. Uzer says:

    Pre-middle school fire arms, etc.

  27. nothatrussianboy says:

    Pms is pre menstrual stress or syndrome that time of the month im guessing the corelation between the iffencive power of guns and a homo spien sapien female going through the effects of pms. Both will kill you if triggered. Btw, im 13. I don’t really know how to spell correlation, either, i believe.

  28. Meh says:

    The people are Paul and Mary Smith who owned it. It was done on purpose for this same reason so people talk about it for free publicity. It was also on Leno several years ago. So…technically this is a win.

  29. shortly says:

    There’s also S & M Body Shop in the same town.

  30. Ryan Waxx says:

    The reason no one knows what PMS is is because references to it are condemned by feminists IRL and gender-care-trolls in comment sections.

    Apparently no one is supposed to notice or comment on any female tendency to irrationality or abusiveness during certain times of the month.

    In other news, Gail Crystal Magnum is now a murderess, having stabbed her BF to death after being ordered by a judge to stay away from him. Cheers!

  31. Araxie says:

    …Etc.?

  32. Prof. Draco says:

    PMS firearms: The single most dangerous place on earth for any man to be.

  33. WebVixn says:

    FAIL?? No way! This opens up a whole new market segment that has a huge probability of buying!

  34. snakelady says:

    how is this a fail?

  35. SirMagus says:

    Prehistoric
    Monster
    Syndrome

    As if PMS and Guns weren’t bad enough on their own?

    Combine them and you have a new weapon of mass destruction!


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