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Ballsy!
OUCH!!! That hurt my balls! And really guys… did it need to be a champagne cork? Wouldn’t a slingshot be more effective? LOL – nah.. great video, though.
So glad I’m not a guy.
Sure, we have childbirth, but at least that’s not a prank your friends pull on you.
We secretly got you pregnant. SURPRISE!
iPads suck
A prank that I’ve heard of (I have never tried it, nor do I think it’s great) is poking holes in a condom with a pin. Does that count?
I guess the moral of the story is ‘Know your friends’, kids.
Or as pedobear would put it, Know your friend’s kids.
or as other bears say, know pedobears of you friend’s friends…
Or as the great anti-pedo slogan goes… Just Say No To Kids …
… Poking holes in a condom is incredibly morronic. Someone doing this deserves to die of a combination of AIDS and face cancer because of the lack of immune system. Nothing less.
Yeah it’s a prank your boyfriend pulls on you.
if a slingshot were to be used, then the title of the vid would be changed to “Angry Bird”
(God that was lame -__-;)
It is not lame, Jay. Your comment is great!!!
great way to castrate a man this is
OOOh – ouch! No – that’s not great.
do yo post on every website on every post?
What a Chooch
That was not nice.
No, it really wasn’t.
but it was funny!
No, it really wasn’t.
Yes, it was.
Not so much.
And Eric wonders why he has no friends, and has to hold tea parties in his basement with his stuffed frog.
The reaction is funny. Like the recent fail with setting a petrol can on fire and then running around shouting ‘WATER WATER GET SOME WATER’.
If it doesn’t happen to you, it’s funny.
If you get sued it’s not funny! There’s the evidence of assault for everyone to see.
Really? Let’s try it on you, and see how funny you find it then!
you would found it funny
You accidentied a word or two there.
it’s funny because: he’s a grown man “glued” to an ipad. It’s funny because he should know what his friends are prone to, and he probably returned the favor soon after or was getting a “favor” returned himself. So, it’s all fun and games until someone looses an eye. Nobody said anything about balls.
Sounds like he needs better friends.
I was thinking the same thing
No, he don’t need better friends. He needs a shotgun.
1. Get a shotgun
2. Get better friends
3. Extreme Downtown Rampage!
We’re not going to agree on the humor of this through rational argument, so I’ll roshambo you for it.
*kicks Cartmen in the nuts*
Nevermind, you win.
Now see, THAT was funny!!
Only because I pluralized them halfway through.
*rolls on floor holding crotch*
Thanks for that. You’re not helping your case, though. You know, by doing the same thing thing you chastise.
“thing thing” haha
How many Siegmund Freuds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many?
I’m not sure, but by using the word “screw” in combination with Freud, everyone is now thinking about something else.
I know. I let you win. Be gracious about it, and don’t get any crushed nuts in the carpet.
I win by getting kicked in the nuts… by a mouse… Hmm… Victory is not what it used to be.
Neither is failblog.
Eeeep! It’s never a …
FAILBLOG FAIL!!!!!11!11omg
Say it ain’t so!! :’(
Congrats on your great victory!
Well he’s going to need to get “glued” to put his balls back on…
Yeah…It’s funny coz you can actually lose a nut from that. Pretty dumb.
He had an iPad, he deserved it.
Hahaha, damn right!
that not an ipad, its too thick.
Nobody cares, just call anything similar to a tablet computer a tablet computer. This brand-naming-instead-of-common-name is getting annoying, pushing advertisement.
Ughh, More flame wars.
I would have responded with violence if that happened to me, once the pain stopped.
But…since it WASN’T me…HAHA!
Nice friends…… At least he has video evidence now when he takes them to court!
Precisely. That was not cool at all.
What next? Does the ‘friend’ chop a the poor victim’s arm off as a prank finisher?
Geez man! Some people need basic prank etiquette.
I think his friend is just fixated on his nuts and it was his passive-aggressive way of playing with them. No joke.
Why do videos (and gifs) always cut off so soon? Call me sadistic, but I like to see the rest of his reaction (much like how I’d like to see the reaction of that ice hockey player holding his bottle upside-down).
They had to counter the f-bomb.
Because nobody’s ever heard that before..
F-bomb bad but genital violence good?
Champagne for celebrating his kinetic vasectomy – yikes.
This champagne has a bit of a nutty flavor.
Didn’t need that visual.
HOW CAN YOU DO THAT TO A FELLOW MAN HAND BACK YOUR MAN CARD SIR< YOU ARE A MONSTERRRRRRRRRRRR
You win, Sir.
They didn’t bleep out the F-bomb!!!
They probably didn’t watch it that long.
That was an ass move.
I thought it was more crotchety.
He lucky hez bawls got het. Might have gone up hez azz!!!!
Dialects were annoying devices when Mark Twain did them. You, sir, are no Mark Twain.
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Ow, ow….FFFUUUUU–*cuts off*
Cut? It’s a little bruised and maybe not in full working order but it’s still there nonetheless.
I think he/she meant the video, not the balls.
This is why I love Failblog!
What’s dumb is how easy it is to punch or kick a dude in the balls when he isn’t looking. The iPad has nothing to do with it. It’s just lame. I assume this guy got sweet revenge at some point.
In court hopefully.
In the foyer with a candlestick.
Agreed, nothing to do with the iPad. He could just as easily have been reading a book, or listening to music when that happened.
1st fail- buying an iPad
Your wisdom is great.
that’s not an iPad.
Since when does an iPad have an antenna????
It’s a $79.99 accessory from your nearest Apple store.
choosing friends fail
agreed, chosing friends fail
where in the world is this fail? this is a prank… no failing there just winning
Inflicting excruciating pain onto others does not become funny all of a sudden because you tag it as ”prank”.
Normally people don’t film and post evidence of their sexual assaults. This will come in handy at court.
Need new friends – these ones way too dangerously stupid.
Wonder if he can still have kids
well with friends like those u certainly dont need enemys xD
With friends like those you certainly don’t need enemas.
^^ made my day
Not cool. I hope the guy who got his balls hurt here later kicked the ass of the other guy.
Guy nailing himself in the nuts for not paying attention = funny fail
Asshat friend nailing guy in the nuts because he was busy reading = unfunny jerk friend non fail.
Agreed.
So that’s what “FUUUUUUUUUU-” sounds like.
I see audio versions of the FUUUUUU meme in our future.
Not cool, I think someone gonna get kill with a Champagne bottle and deserved it!
And…cue Apple vs PC (“well, they are BOTH technically PCs etc etc”) argument from Desk Fail discussion last week.
Avoid all the BS by calling this by it’s actual name : tablet computer.
I think its the Ipad 2….
I am a girl and that hurt me…
That’s what he said.
Who knew Apple users had balls?
You win an internetz
How the iPad is related to the video?
The guy easily could be reading a book and it would be title “Glued to Book fail?”
Its more likely “friendship fail” or “prank fail”.
Tipical case of either advertisement pushing or tool showing off a brand, which really is the same thing anyway.
was staring at the iPad all the time checking if it would fall.
FFFFUUUuuuUUU.
This is what should happen to everybody who purchases those obsolete, overpriced pieces of Apple s**t.
iPad users are the definition of douchebag.
He could have caused serious damage. Not funny
Isn’t this more of a “My “friends” are really, really, really, big douchebags fail”?
11 seconds of video. 34 seconds of BS.
oww oow fuuuu…….
Guys, guys, relax, the dude didn’t shoot the cork in the balls, he shot it on the inner thigh which probably stung like hell but it’s still a far cry from sterility…
This is unforgivable
That’s why you have two. Had…
no fail here, this belongs on art of trolling if that…
with friends like these who needs enemies?
I loved that FUUUUUUUU- at the end
No one should be safe after a prank like this.
If someone did that to me I’d kill them as soon as I’d be able to stand again.
Surely that’s not an iPad. Look at the thickness of it – must be an old tablet PC. Or Microsoft’s attempt at an iPad.
I’m surprised I had to scroll this far down to see someone else who noticed that. It was like 3″ thick. Definitely not an iPad.
Microsoft has not made attempts to make a tablet and if they did it would be thin. Stop trolling, you apple fanboi.
I don’t even have balls and that hurts to watch…
The guy with the champagne bottle deserved to be beaten to death with the iPad, and the bottle once the iPad is broken.
Thats just not cool
More like a friend fail. Unless you plan on spending intimate time with the owner, hands off the boys, fellas.
Idk, I find this a prank WIN. I mean…he got hit RIGHT THERE, squirmed for 2 days and then got on with his life. Using a gun for that is a fail :p
man.. i feel sad for the guy who got a nutshot.
It appears that he must have been shooting his dinner! Just saying!
this is supposed to be failblog, not painfulpranksblog.
Let’s celebrate
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I would beat some ass.. after I got done crying in the corner.
Thats not an ipad, that’s just a tablet computer. it looks like a Fujitsu. Ipads aren’t that thick.
owwww thats gotta leave a mark XD
That guy taint gonna feel like gettin his freak on for a minute.
This guy with the bottle is no friend for sure
The true fail here is that one “friend” would do that to another.
How could you do that? Those champagne corks have enough force behind them damage an eye or even break a nose. There’s a reason they’re wired to the bottle.
On the skin, it’s going to just leave a good bruise, or a welt, but that could cause permanent damage.
Fail of a friend. What a loser.
I wouldn’t want anyone to shoot a cork there either.
Rage Guy sings!
Did he died ? ^^
40 seconds and a misleading title isnt worth 5 seconds of crap
I see no fail here, only a bad sense of humor…
I agree with you. mean friends—
Uhh…iPads aren’t two inches thick with fan grills on the bottom.
Dude deserves that hit for using some half-assed MS tablet piece of crap.
The thick iPad in the video is a pre-production prototype with USB, Flash and removable battery. Luckily Apple got rid of those complicated features.
I think I would have to wait until my “friend” fell asleep, then drop a pot of boiling water on his crotch, the smack him in the head with the pot. I am sure that would be hilarious.
PLEASE no more ads; i simply can’t take it anymore!!
lol the word dámn got bleeped out but not the word FÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚCK
DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!
he gives sound to the raged guy… “fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu….”
Oh hey, that same ad for a carpet cleaner I’ll never buy because I have hardwood and lino floors. For the fifteenth time this week. I can has cookie checking please, Failblog?
This must have been at SXSW :p.
The only thing that comes to my mind when watching this is “only in America”.
iPads make my balls hurt.
that was halarious and that must hurt lol
how can i be the only one that thinks this is a set-up specifically for the fuuuuuuu ending?
Title fail. Is one really expected to remain glued to their iPad when hit in the nuts with a cork at point blank range?
That has to be the most classy nutshot ever, what with the champagne and all!
The only reason why I faved this is because he said, “Ow ow ow, FUUUuuuuUUUU” and then the vid ends.
LMAOOOOOOO!!!
FATALITY!