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Oddly Specific: They Only Hang

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  1. Gert the Great says:

    Unknown submitter needs to YouTube the Chiquita banana jingle.

    This is not a fail. Sorry.

    • TooMuchSugarCoatedCheese says:

      well, i can think of one reason why this is good. it means that idiot who posted something about frozen bananas will never make such a stupid mistake again.

    • ClariPossum says:

      It’s not labeled as a fail, but as “Oddly Specific.”

      That said, I still disagree with the post. However, I do think “chill” should also be italicized.

    • John Elson says:

      You should never put banananas in the refrigerator, oh no no no…

      As a matter of fact, bananas don’t hang in the wild, they grow up, not down.

  2. Importantly Specific. If you ever worked in a grocery store.

  3. ausernamethatisntinuse says:

    where is the banana

  4. Morphik08 says:

    Totally not a fail. If you have ever worked with produce you know exactly why you don’t store bananas in the fridge.

    • tor2ga says:

      It’s called “Oddly Specific”. If you pull out your sense of humor and dust it off a little, you’d see the play on words. Sheesh!

  5. Mr.X says:

    Submitter FAIL.

  6. Alan says:

    Sometimes I have to wonder about the age/life experience of the failblog staff who approve submissions.

  7. Capt.Zenos says:

    I think he was making a pun about other uses of the word chill, since the caption was “they only Hang” “Bananas don’t chill, (as in chill out at your house) But they do hang.” If you look at it from that point of view it is a little funny. not a fail. but not a great pun either since no one apparently got it.

    • tor2ga says:

      Thank you, Capt. At least someone else has found their sense of humor and can get this little joke. Jeez, literal people are literal…and boring!

  8. azz0r says:

    This actually makes alot of sense.

    When I worked at a supermarket we had people returning bananas all the time because they either put them in the fridge or freezer and they bruised heavily.

  9. Togashi says:

    I really want a roll of “Bananas Do Not Chill” stickers… wonder if I can find one for sale on the internet?

  10. says:

    Yeah, bananas don’t last long in the fridge. An amusing sticker, but a perfectly valid warning.

  11. Charles says:

    This s**t is BANANAS…

  12. Pedros says:

    Submitter fail!!! Not oddly specific at all. Quite important. You wouldn’t want to lose shed loads of produce would you!??!!

  13. RJ says:

    If you put pretty ripe bananas in the freezer and then mash/blend them after frozen, they turn into a nice banana paste with an ice cream consistency. They’re hard to peel though.

  14. Bob the creeper. says:

    Wheres the fail? The submitter of this must be bone dead stupid. Bananas don’t react to well to the cold. Therefore we have stickers.

  15. Nelson says:

    This is why the Bananas Gang is so dangerous. They hold a grudge FOREVER!

  16. spaetzle says:

    bananas DO chill. We must oppose to Captain Obvious’s statements or he shall zombinize your brains to a retard-like state, in which you all are now not following the joke and fail.

  17. Bihter says:

    Extreme duct tape :) )

  18. Sherman Shermanov says:

    If I could add some perspective… With my extensive experience with bananas I can tell you that they are way uptight and humorless (by and large…). They can’t relax even a little bit, let alone chill. Watermelons on the other hand…

  19. zappafrank says:

    But if it’s $240 worth of pudding…I cook… and then I chilllll….

  20. Jessi says:

    Is it weird that a scenario automatically popped into my head when I saw this sticker?

    Banana: I want my money, man.
    Apple: I-I don’t have your money. I can get it to you next week, I swear!
    Banana: I want my money *now*.
    Apple: Chill, man, chill. You’ll get it.
    Banana: Chill? CHILL? Don’t you tell me to “chill”. BANANAS DO NOT “CHILL”!

  21. Nance says:

    As I read the comments, I see that not only the bananas do not chill.


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