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You’re not last, silly! What I don’t understand about this guy is why did he think it was greatly necessary to have more than one gun at a Taco Bell. And why was one an airgun?
I’m guessing because he’s in Texas.
That’s a great guess.
You have to be super dumb to make a silly atatement like that.
You have to be slightly dumb to not proofread your comment before posting.
Because he was Crunked UP!
Is that a great thing to be?
a$$hole!!!!!! dont u have anything better to do than keep posting thi crap?!?!?!?!?
Expect that with a mexican
Racism fail.
fair enough but when is it ever a “Racism win”?
An airgun, a pistol, AND a semi automatic?! How many fu[king arms does he have?!
Mr. Jones? Mexican? Racist and stupid, as always, go hand-in-hand Cronambs.
Texas! That’s what you should’ve said! Gotta love TX!
I’m guessing Cronambs thinks anyone named Ricardo must be Mexican.
Oh, so all Texans are the same? You’re just as bigoted as the ones you call “racist.”
Congrats.
This just in: Texans are a race now
They’re an extraterrestrial life-form from the distant planet of Texas.
Well, he did say “bigoted,” not “racist.” It’s still a cultural thing.
I’d point out, however, that only in Texas would a guy use as a defense in a murder case, “He just needed killing.” Yes, I’m sure the story is apocryphal, but seriously, if you put the story in Delaware, Kansas, or even Montana –where Ted Kaczynski and all the militia guys hung out — the joke doesn’t work.
Stereotypes are fun
Texas can go to hell.
Standard issue at birth (countles exceptions, notwithstanding) is two, yes? I.e. two arms, two legs, two steps forward, one step back … etc.
Nevermind how many arms;
How many tacos does one need to eat that a $0.50 increase per taco would elicit that respone?
Seven burritos would bump him into double digits. I’d be pissed, too.
If someone made a false report about a generic *insert race here* person, and the police picked up a person that matched the description, they were already wanted for something else?
Not a beaner, a spook.
y u no give me BURRITO!
Y U NO GIVE ME A BURRITO FOR 99 CENTS INSTEAD OF 1.49!?
I bet the bullet cost more than that extra $0.50
he got 7 so it’s more than 50 cents.
for him it went from $7 to $10.50, and he’s probably a regular customer so it ends up a fair difference.
Also it’s a thing about trust and moral, I guess.
Maybe his best friend told him: “As long as these tacos cost 7$, the world is still okay”. Improbably but possible.
SEVEN BEEFY CRUNCH BURRITOS? That’s like 3500 calories, including more than 150 grams of fat for one meal. Not to mention three times the full daily amount of sodium. Hopefully this was to feed his whole family because otherwise the dude’s a heart attack waiting to happen.
Hopefully he is a heart attack waiting to happen. It’ll be cheaper for the taxpayers if he dies before he completes his sentence.
Pretty sure that it’d be tough to find a black man actually trying to provide for his family anywhere in the U.S. Hopefully he WASN’T trying to feed his family, because if he was he just landed himself in jail over $3.50. The shootout lasted 4 hours, so even if he had a minimum wage job he would’ve easily been able to afford that if he actually worked during that time.
He needs the energy of 7 burritos to keep running from child support.. He almost made it to Mexico too.
And enough salt to preserve the body after his heart explodes.
Why is it always a black person?
Racism fail #2.
it’s not racist if it’s true, duh.
Why are people so afraid to tell the truth. The vast majority of blacks are uncultured, ignorant swine who will kill, steal or rape at the drop of a hat.
Fact: Statistic show that black are 10 TIMES as likely to commit a violent crime as a white person. And 4 times as likely as a poor white person.
They are violent aggressive animals and need to be treated as such…
MEGA FAIL. I officially invoke Godwin’s Law…
Enjoy your klan rallies much?
If guys like you weren’t that mean towards blacks, they’d not be so angry. Simple logic.
They’re parents don’t teach them to be civilized.
Apparently white parents don’t teach their kids how to spell…
Nice.
Apparently you’re able to see the color of a ED’s skin through your computer screen. Tell me, how do you do it?
I dunno. Magnets, maybe?
Because he didn’t use Spanish words, and Asians are way too smart to make a mistake like that.
being civilized is boring…white parents should teach their kids how to abuse violence. black parents should teach their kids how to shoot! 4 hours of shooting and no one got hurt… that’s just sad…
You win at racism
Is it just me or do half the random avatars look like Swastikas today?
Glad mine looks like a monochromatic happy-zombie…
Maybe cause of all the racism in the air…
Ack! Mine looks like one too!
This makes me so proud to live in the outskirts of San Antonio.
Only in America…
Judging from your socc… I mean, football games, I doubt that.
Er, yes. Because it is allowed to bring guns to football games. As if it was allowed in Europe to carry guns. Moron. It’s a fact that America has the by far highest rate of deaths through guns of all Western countries.
Only in Texas…
^ this… see?
It COULD happen in Idaho…
wtf america?
Sincerely, anyone who’s ever been to Texas.
PS: no replies from people who have not.
The Japanese are being applauded because there is virtually no looting, people are standing in line to enter the stores that are open, and some shopkeepers and vendors are giving food away.
Yet we go nuts and try to kill someone over a .50c increase for a damn burrito. Not even a good one at that.
That’s what you get for importing africans and mexicans into your country. There’s none of those in Japan.
Thanks! You made my day
You obviously have never been to Japan, it would not surprise me if you have never been out of your small redneck town.
Japan does have migrants, but it’s like 0.00003% of the population, not like in Western countries. They are smart enough to protect their country from mass third-world immigration.
Haha, idiot. Educate yourself.
Yeah, it’s 1.3%. Just google “japan immigration statistics”. Also I bet 10k on you being black or Mexican scum.
Yes, because gun violence is only a problem in the US since you “imported Africans and Mexicans” and yeah, white people do not kill with guns and don’t run amok several times a year. Also, I think all those thousands of children in the US accidentallykilling each other with guns are all black.
It’s called every man for himself, America 101.
No, it’s called “coon” 101.
I blame high-fructose corn syrup. Makes people edgy.
Never get between a nignig and his taco…or watermellon!
Never get between a cracker and his spelling homework?
What exactly is wrong with you?
Or his fried chicken and grape soda
Yah know, that may have been funny had you said ninja. You did not.
Creativity on racial slurs fail.
faiblog.orgomotion had ended
Dude, they can raise the price of their burritos as high as they want, and they’ve still got the cheapest burritos in town.
Exactly. And the key word is “cheap”. Not the same thing as “inexpensive”.
burrito it’s like a shaworma
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It is nothing like a shawarma.
Those things are GOOD.
They make you fart like a sandnig.
Well, I do hope he stays locked up for a long time, anyone with such a reaction should not be allowed to go free. But why does he carry so many weapons? Are Texans giving him a hard time?
You can tell by his picture he has a three digit IQ.
Make that two!
Never separate a man from his mystery meat.
…or his heavy artillery.
Or his,…oh dang, you took all the good ones
mindcontrol by music industry. If you listen to gangstarap every day, you go mental everytime you hear “50 cent”…
I read that as “gangstrap”.
I read that as gangrape.
Same thing.
Cronambs, your comment is extremely racist and not even remotely funny. FAIL!
Reply fail.
always applaud me instead of reading all the text on this page
No.
When keeping it real goes horribly wrong…
Haha love it
F*&^ THAT! I don’t like people playin’ wit’ my burrito!
he doesn’t need 7 burritos. Try 5.
What a silly negro
50 cents?? 50 CENTS??!?!?! I”LL KILL YOU ALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! You’d think somebody would have just given this motherf***er his $0.99 motherf***in burrito just to get back to their day
No way! Rules are rules. You want the burrito, you pay like everyone else. I would have added another dollar because he was such a douchebag.
All I can say is what else can you expect from a Texan? Carrying guns is a way of life. Solving problems with them is inevitable.
As a first-generation Texan who doesn’t own a gun, I find this comment rather lame.
So, you’re Native American?
They prefer “Indian.”
Ug. Red man heap big insult call’um “Injun.”
“what else can you expect from a Texan” wow. because it happens so often that a Texan draws a gun for little stupid crap that it doesn’t even make the news anymore, right? or wait, does it only happen SO RARELY despite all these anti-gun ninnies and anti-bill of rights Nazis that you read about it on failblog because it stands out?
when’s the last time you read an article about “A man got so drunk that he wrecked his car!” Never, because it happens all the time BUT this doesn’t.
you fail at stereotyping.
If the other people in the restaurant had been carrying guns-this might not have happened.
If NOBODY would be allowed to carry guns, all the things like this would never have happened.
Suck it, hippie.
people will ALWAYS be able to get guns, whether legally or not.
First of all, the worst type of criminals will always have access to the most dangerous weapons, so this crap would still keep happening, only with no SWAT team; all the good guys would have are billy-clubs and stern words.
Secondly, are you aware that even where guns are incredibly hard to get, there is still violence? People are set on fire sometimes. You don’t need a gun for that. The problem here is not the gun, it’s the person behind it.
If law abiding citizens don’t have guns (cause they’re following the law), they will be at an enormous disadvantage when criminals show up with guns (do they care about laws) and completely helpless. On the other hand, if the law abiding citizens are armed, criminals will think twice about doing illegal acts as their advantage over the general populace will be lost. This is why the first amendment exists my friend.
What a bunch of nonsense. Europeans also own millions of guns. Yet, surprise surprise, the criminals (in Germany for example the Italian and Russian mafia, Turkish dealers, Hells Angles etc.) usually kill each other and if Germans die though a gun it is usually a family drama between middleclass people who own registered guns because they are hunters. The chance of being killed by a gun in Germany if you are not a criminal or the wife or child of a crazy hunter is pretty much zero.
We simply don’t have a culture that glorifies guns and the laws are very strikt. You are not even allowed to carry a gun and if you move it from the shooting range to your home it is not allowed to be loaded. Hell, even the chances of actually seeing a real life gun in Germany in your whole life are low.
Lets see, I saw some police man carrying guns and oh yes, a security gun who was with the art tranport of a van Gough painting to the conservation work shop of the museum I worked at at this time carried a machine gun. Very surreal sight.
uhhhh…second amendment?
Or maybe it would have turned into a vigilante shoot-out with a bunch of bystanders hit. (Well, actually, both scenarios are in broad principle. if you read the article again, it says that he was at the drive-thru, so the other diners wouldn’t likely have been a factor anyway.)
But if you remember, after 9/11, a few people were suggesting arming all the passengers on airplanes. I’m guessing these people have never watched passengers fighting over space in the overhead bins or flaking out over a pair of headphones.
It’s not a Texan thing, it’s just an American thing.
I work at a *hrm* new/used nationwide video game retailer *hem* in VA, and I’ve witnessed multiple fistfights in my store, and had a gun pulled out twice. Once when one customer threatened another, the other time when I refused to do a return on a 6-month old opened copy of Starcraft.
As an aside, I’ve also been inappropriately touched by male customers, followed home after closing, and cleaned up more vomit, poop, and urine off the floor than most people probably see from strangers in their lives.
No, it’s a nation-wide subculture which celebrates crime and criminals as an enviable lifestyle to emulate. Read up on Vermont sometime. There are NO gun control laws. You do not need a licence or permit of any kind to purchase or carry any kind of firearm. Guess how the crime rate of Vermont compares to oh, say, New York City or Washington DC.
Better yet, instead of guessing, do some reading of real facts and stats on the relationship between gun regulation and crime.
Hey Ricardo, you know they don’t serve ANY burritos in jail, right? Really should have thought that one through better
No, this dumb ass will be served tons of burritos in prison. The real Mexican kind that will go right up his ass. Welcome to the world of prison sex nigglet.
The sad thing is, the bullets he used cost more.
Bringing that many guns ito taco hell, I doubt the price mattered, he was looking for an excuse to play gangster.
Holy crap, look at all the racists! What’s the matter lads, did your double wide trailers tip over? May your daughters date the blackest men in town and your sons do the same!
Holy crap! Look at all the people that stereotype all of the stereotypers with a pathetic stereotype!
Yo, Dawg, I heard U like stereotypes, so I put a stereotype in your stereotype.
+5 Internets!
Doesn’t a statement like this make you a racist? (Yes, it is possible to be racist against white people.)
And that’s how he got the stage name of fifty cent.
I almost did the same thing when I found out they got rid of the buck double
Wow…I just went to Taco Bell today, I tried their Pacific Shrimp Burrito. It was so good, I went to their site and tried to send a complement. But the website didn’t work so in a blind rage, I bit the head off an innocent shrimp. Boy, was it tasty.
lol
Bun on the serious side, I’m glad no one was hurt.
whoops, typo. (Tired here!) ^But on the serious side, etc.
What about the shrimp?!!
I liked “bun” better. You’re thinkin’ outside it, ya know.
I think it’s a win. Someone must stand out for our rights! Are we customers or what? Tacos will eventually be free.
The man likes his burritos… But I guess not THAT much.
A SWAT team vs 1 guy who holds his weapons sideways? lol tax dollars at work…
Rapid dealing with the problem helps avoid casualties. What should they have done? Should they have sent one street-cop in to tell him to stop?
Seriously, think before you comment.
To be fair though, 50% is a bit of a price hike.
an enraged taco lover fights over a 1.49 burrito? i know what happened, in 3 words drunk, hungery, hangover
I’ve been to Taco Bell, and I can certainly understand the poor customer service provoking violent reactions. True, they are usually bowel movements, but still…
…I…what? Where did you get the idea his wife is a diva nag? Where did you get the idea he even has a wife?
“semi-automatic assault rifle” is a contradiction in terms. An assault rifle is selective-fire by definition, it cannot be semi-automatic. Not that I expect journalists to be knowledgeable about their subject matter these days.
you might want to reconsider your statement by looking up semi-automatic assault rifles, especially the AR-15
not that i expect you to be knowledgeable about the stuff you think you know for sure
A semi-automatic is an assault rifle by definition. If you accept the definition they float on NPR and the NYT. Of course by their definition, there are only two kinds of rifles — assault rifles and sniper rifles. AND THEY’RE BOTH SCARY!!!
This so much reminds me of Falling Down, though that movie starred Michael Douglas instead of “50 cent”…
I seriously witnessed an event at a KFC in california that almost ended up like this. Luckily the crazy dude left before things got out of control.
You silly people! he was obviously carrying so many guns because he’s a crack dealer! not because he’s a texan! munchies were hitting him hard.
Um, crack doesn’t cause “munchies,” weed does.
for me, i don’t care about the price of any mexican food.
THE (somewhat afraid of the) DARK LORD kittenpuke DEMANDS HE BE FED HISH TAOCS!
Truth be told, you wouldn’t see that sort of thing happening in Japan.
Ninjas — in and out in 20 seconds.
If he no like de pryce of baritos, he can has cheezburger!
(nun of yew guys thot of that befour mee?)
i never heard anybody even black people in the south say has instead of have lol white people say it more than anybody.
No is waite, is cat
Haha world food prices going up, hilarious!
I’ve been noticing that- unemployment, up; poverty, up; food prices, up! Of course.
imagine being poor and prices going high. its reality
Insert joke here about how one man was loaded to the teeth and location of where this event took place
Maybe he should have just made a run for the border…
thats sad! people all over the world are getting more and more aggressive. bad influence all around us.
I WANT MY BREAKFAST!
Seriously, last.
yet another reason for torture and public executions to be reinstated….. can we pleez get people like this P.O.S. OUT of the gene pool?!?!?!?!?!?!? as usual the coutrs reduced his plea… screw it just firing line this a$$hole on tv… with an airgun!!!!!!!! THATS ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!!
Hyperinflation will make people do some crazy things. Just wait until it hits full force in another year. This may well become the norm and not the exception!
Maybe, but come on…we’re talking about a burrito that cost $1.49. That’s hardly hyperinflation.
A 50% increase in price sounds like hyperinflation to me.
If the price of many things, or at least essential items, goes up 50%, that’s clearly hyperinflation. But we’re talking about just burritos, and even then, only at Taco Bell. Do we even know that the 99-cent price wasn’t a special?
Even when the price of gas went up 50%, nobody referred to that as hyperinflation.
Could this guy be related to LeBron James? He looks like he could be a sibling or cousin of his.
What the hell is this guy carrying around 3 guns for!?!?!
*looks at location*
Texas… oh… that explains EVERYTHING
Seriously though, look at Japan: they just got destroyed, and yet everyone is working together, helping each other out, there’s hardly any looting, etc. Now imagine seeing that in America… yeah no. Thanks guis for teaching that we should be looking out only for ourselves and not care about others.
Yeah, I agree. The US has created a culture of egoism.
Sadly this doesn’t surprise me. We just raised prices where I work and people go nuts when they realize it! It’s ridiculous!
Burritos don’t kill people. People who fart burritos kill people.
What this article fails to mention is that the weapons were airsoft guns. That makes this story so much better! The local news link: bit. ly/gOYSXD
Well he will never burritos again
Reminds me of the lady at MacDonalds who opened fire when they told her that they didn’t serve breakfast after 12.
That’s what I do…. They better start serving breakfast past 12.
pew pew pew ting pew pew Give me eggs or give me death!!
Ahh Texas…
The sense of customer entitlement knows no bounds.
Fitty cent moar!? Fitty movufawkin cent moar!!! I’ll show you fitty cent moar!!
pew pew pew ting pew pew argh, you got me!!
” Makes sense if you think about it. “
“Racism?” ha ha ha ha
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I want to see opinions to all that said “racism” at the “chocolate ice cream with a black dude on the bucket” post.