Woweee that has really made me want to buy some famelegoods. I wasn’t with you until the 7th time you typed it, but now I can’t wait to give you my credit card details! *rolls eyes*
What’s killing me is whoever is posting the spam, figured out that they needed to trade an “a” for an “e”, but somehow managed to trade the wrong “a” out.
*backs away slowly* honey, if the life experience you expect includes being impaled in the neck by a toilet paper holder then I REALLY think I should avoid you for my own safety.
Sadly, that’s true, and it is too common among senior citizens or toddlers. Kids tend to play too much in unsafe environments, though, and don’t hurt themselves the same way as really old people.
Boy, I just hate it when that happens. Just the other day I was about to have a shower and I fell against the towel rack and now I’m paralyzed from the teeth down. And i’m still in the shower, why hasn’t anyone called for help?
wow…i live one block away from this place…only in texas…nuts. (mine. in your mouth, pressed firmly against your tonsils, not as if to say “that’s crazy.”
wow…i live one block away from this place…only in texas…nuts. (mine. in your mouth, pressed firmly against your tonsils, not as if to say “that’s crazy”)
guess you cant blame her for having a…. -sunglasses- a Crappy day.
OH NO! I hope that she was able to dress herself before the rescue team arrived! I can’t imagine that being a great thing…
WHAAAAAAA
You said A twice.
Woweee that has really made me want to buy some famelegoods. I wasn’t with you until the 7th time you typed it, but now I can’t wait to give you my credit card details! *rolls eyes*
This is a great comment! I lol’ed so hard, bro!
What’s killing me is whoever is posting the spam, figured out that they needed to trade an “a” for an “e”, but somehow managed to trade the wrong “a” out.
Hahah! I hadn’t even noticed that it’s not “famale” anymore! Geez, I guess I my great fear of the bots taking over the earth are unfounded.
Thanks for pointing it out, I was working hard ignoring those postings and didn’t even stop to figure out what it was all about. Now I know!
I’m having a crappy day of it.
Poor woman D:
Accidents that could happen to anyone and evoke sympathy are considered fails now?
THIS could happen to anyone? REALLY?
*backs away slowly* honey, if the life experience you expect includes being impaled in the neck by a toilet paper holder then I REALLY think I should avoid you for my own safety.
You’d be amazed at how old people can hurt themselves.
Yes, anyone can fall over and be impaled by what happens to be there.
I kind of agree. This is pretty sad. Sounds like she’s okay, though.
Sadly, that’s true, and it is too common among senior citizens or toddlers. Kids tend to play too much in unsafe environments, though, and don’t hurt themselves the same way as really old people.
That’s because little kids tend to bounce, where as old folks are brittle and tend to shatter.
Which is why you shouldn’t push the elderly down the stairs. Even if you really really want to.
But pushing kids down the stairs is fine.
how are all these fake fails making it to the homepage?
oh thats right, its failblog.
“… something you don’t hear *every day.”
There, fixed it.
Boy, I just hate it when that happens. Just the other day I was about to have a shower and I fell against the towel rack and now I’m paralyzed from the teeth down. And i’m still in the shower, why hasn’t anyone called for help?
Interesting comment – and how did you manage to type, btw?
With his teeth of course!
He must have nimble teeth.
Well, that or his tongue. I’ve known some guys with VERY clever nimble tongues.
This would never happen to a man since they never take out the toilet paper holder when it empties.
+5 interwebz for you!
wow…i live one block away from this place…only in texas…nuts. (mine. in your mouth, pressed firmly against your tonsils, not as if to say “that’s crazy.”
wow…i live one block away from this place…only in texas…nuts. (mine. in your mouth, pressed firmly against your tonsils, not as if to say “that’s crazy”)
I’m pretty sure old people fall on stuff in all states, not just texas.
I’ve seen bigger fails on this site
this is just a filler
LOL it’s funny cause she’s 69-years old