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OK.
OK is still a response, Jibble. LOL!
So… a sign on a coffee machine… great.
Do not use microwave ovens, it will get them broken.
That actually happens at my work…
Oh, and ^ this ^^ that, this – Tommy like
Please DO observe coffee machine or we won’t know if it makes a sound.
Philosophers
Please stop pasting pointless signs on the coffee machine and just drink the dam coffee and get back to work or you’re all fired:
Sincerely: Management.
uh… management? Why would the coffee be in a dam thats a pretty random spot to put it
just saying
Why do you think people keep moving it?
The comments in the original post in MthruF are hilarious.
Looks like a scene from The Big Bang Theory
No it doesn’t, it’s actually funny. Unlike The Big Bang Theory.
The BBT is hilarious, you just don’t get it.
*+1 to intellect*
As a physics major, I approve
suck it engineers
As an engineer, I have actual work to do.
Stop messing with our dang coffee.
As a pharmacology major, I’ve been messing with your coffee for weeks.
It is quite alright, I enjoy the “buffs”
As a mechanic, I have to make all the things the engineer plans work.
Stop moving my coffee
9/10 Physics graduates end up selling their minds to engineering.
And the rest sell their souls to the HR department.
as an engineer, Prove the theory and make it a Law of physics and then we will comply until than you suck it.
where are all the astrophysicists
Please DO NOT input the wrong code. It will give compiler errors.
Programmers
I think you mean: Please do not pour coffee into a disposable cup. It will crash the coffee maker.
Please don’t spill the coffee. It gets under the machine and make the roaches jumpy.
-Housekeeping
lol
This looks like a win to me but that could be due to a change in quantum states.
Please do not run coffee machine. It will return Java errors.
I.T.
^ This
Please do not consider the coffee machine. It will believe itself to be an esoteric object juxtaposed in a proletarian setting, a physical dichotomy of form and function for us to ponder about upon its alternative pedestal whose form resembles that of the break room table of a group of blue-collar laborers. As an aesthetic object, it will not dispense coffee or perform any utilitarian function, but it will ask you to reflect upon your past experiences of coffee, its origin, and the conflicts that exist in its amassment and. dissemination.
Artists
How about the iPhone camera’s FAILure to take a picture of a white piece of paper without a blue central blob surrounded by a pink halo?
- an otherwise enthusiastic Apple fanboy
Your signature is wrong.
it should read:
- An otherwise enthusiastic virginal Justin Beiber fanboy
Only a GEeek would find this funny
See? This is why everybody calls you a nerd/geek .
What’s the sound of clapping one coffee-pot lid in the woods?
ahh doing the same at my university in sweden, steal and translate, thank you werry alot
I’m really curious how simply moving the coffee machine changes settings? Does it have a loose power cord? Isn’t that a safety hazard?
I’m sure they mean moving it to another place, requiring to unplug it first.
The coffee machine will work if only you have faith.
–Theists
To better match the original sign wording pattern maybe this would be better:
Please have faith in the coffee machine, it will reward you with blessings of dark, caffeinated goodness. — Theists
The coffee machine may work, or it may not work, but we can’t know these things for sure.
–Agnostics
The damn coffee machine doesn’t work! Only deluded idiots would think that it works!
-Athiests
Do not drink the coffee too often, for craving leads to suffering.
-Buddhists
As a marketing major: We have done our jobs and gotten numerous people to think of coffee, want coffee, consume/purchase/ coffee and are sitting back making millions. And then you all come along and do our job for us
Please DO NOT speak Demotic in front of coffee machine, It
will bring the mummies alive !!!
Egyptologists
Please DO NOT stick silly little pieces of paper to the coffee ma home ad the additional insulation causes the thermal overload to trip.
Technicians
Correction, Please read ‘ma home ad’ ‘machine as’. Y’know there are days when the auto correction on the android phone really sucks
I know what a coffee ma home ad is, that’s the thing that makes coffee. What the heck is a coffee machine?
Don’t be so critical of the auto correction on the android phone. I put a lot of time into it. It’s intended for autos.
Please DO NOT let the coffee machine stare at you. You may end up in a coffee cup being drank by a entities emmitting math proofs from fractalizing orifices.
“and don’t you hate it when people put signs on the coffee machine…”
Do not try to move the coffee machine, only realize the truth.
What truth? There is no coffee machine.
No.
Chuck Norris
Where’s the !@#$ picture?
-The minimalists
This coffee pot evolved from the fax machine.
-Atheists
Spah sappin’ mah coffee machine!!!
-Engineers
Move it with the force you must
Yoda
Please DO NOT use this coffee machine if you use Internet Explorer. It will be placed right though the wall.
- Web developers
Cogito ergo sum.
Loosely translated by Mr. Coffee:
” I’m programmed, therefore I am. “
Please do not associate with misogynistic males near the coffee machine for fear of oppressive ramifications upon generations of our gender. Just kick the coffee machine in the balls/buttons if you want it to dysfunction. Then call male mechanics to fix it with victimized girl act.
- The Feminists
Please do not allow inferiors such as females to operate this highly complex, sophisticated form of machinery for their brains may explode contemplating any higher level schematics of it. This sacred male-only coffee machine is the only place we can go to talk about keeping them down in the workplace anyway and conspiring to only pay them 70 cents to our dollar. Afterall, they should be in the office kitchen making us sandwiches.
- The Misogynists
Chuck Norris doesn’t need coffee. He survives on your fear.
Suppose that there´s a well behaved coffee machine to which all people have equal access to (no barriers to entry and sufficient power purchase), then productivity will boost in a certain office i. Supposing that all offices behave the same, in the aggregate we find that coffee machines boost the economy’s productivity – An Economist
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