the poster is great big tit. but the product is not exactly king of inventions. since when do ‘chicks’ dig men who have red lines over his stomach? this is one of those things where you just can not fathem the people who made this, nevermind those who buy it.
The idea is that it fits under shirts and supposedly makes you look like you have abs, not that you take it off and all of the sudden you have a six-pack. Still, I agree with the fact that whoever came up with this is of unfathomable stupidity.
To anyone who still doesn’t know what the fail is, it’s that he’s holding the remote backwards.
It’s a Failblog fail. I used to really enjoy my Failblog feed, but all these non-fails make my heart sink. It’s an old tradition though. King Cnut of England and Norway has gone down in folk history as the man who thought he could sit on the beach and tell the tide not to come in, completely oblivious to the deliberate irony as he mocked his hangers-on who had said he was all-powerful. Some people think they have a sense of humour simply because they don’t know that their victim’s sense of humour is 10 times more sophisiticated than their own.
No, the problem is that when RyanRhysTrolls decided to troll the site by posting an obvious joke to see if anyone was stupid enough to vote it up, he got plenty of stupid out there in Failblogland.
Yeah…confused about why this is a fail. Did they not see the “Recommended by pseudo-athletes” that it has right in the ad? Obviously a joke product. This is a failblog FAIL for making fun of a product that was never meant to be taken seriously.
I think the real fail is that you are so freaking moronic that you think this is a real product. Dam.n are you stupid. I mean if you were any more stupid you would forget to breathe. Couldn’t you lose that last IQ point so you would forget to breathe and do us all a big favor?
That reminds me of this one time, at band camp in college, when this one gay guy I knew was killing time in the common office area shared by all the campus groups to the left of Mussolini (and they lumped the gays in with us regular lefties) by drawing up a “gay recruitment poster,” and it included the question, “Do you have rarefied aesthetic sensibilities?” It was almost as funny as the time someone slipped a hate note under the door addressed to — and I am not making this up — “Fåggot büttloaders and evil lesbian cünts.” Ah, the memories.
I think they highlighted the remote because…
Doesn’t it look like he’s holding it backwards?
I dunno, just what I think. Anyone know where I can buy this for my friend?(By which i mean me)
All in all, the dude looks pretty happy using that product. Regardless of the backwards remote, the close-up on the fig newtons, the pseudo-athletes using a pseudo six pack, and the fact that at the end of a hot summer day when takes that thing off, it’s gonna feel like he’s slipping wet duct tape from a hairy nipple and the crease marks are gonna smell like a toenail that hasn’t been clipped in 6 weeks… regardless of all that…. he’s pretty happy.
Of course he’s holding the remote backwards! It needs to be pointed at the device it controls, right?
And of course this device needs a remote! A real man is confident about his body no matter what it looks like, so this device is for someone else’s pleasure. The remote is not supposed to be used by the man himself, but by the wife of the enhancee. And she will be standing at a distance, grossed out by his lack of abs.
This is a joke add. The comment “endorsed by pseudo-athletes” should clue you in. It is actually pretty funny but if you think this is a real product you are FAIL. LOL.
There’s no evidence that the remote is backwards. Convinced that must be the case because it’s circled does not a fact make. Someone type a fact. Something that is undeniable as opposed to assumed. Instead of joining the flock of sheep.
Well i can see at least one good use of this so long as its made of metal that is. Should you get into a fight and someone punches your stomach it will more likely hurt the puncher more than you . Other than that its just a bbq grill on your stomach giving you not a six pack but some weird 12 pack.
Of all the things wrong with this ad, someone decided to highlight the remote control?
I agree. I mean, a barbecue grill that you strap to your stomach isn’t enough of a fail?
the poster is great big tit. but the product is not exactly king of inventions. since when do ‘chicks’ dig men who have red lines over his stomach? this is one of those things where you just can not fathem the people who made this, nevermind those who buy it.
So… not a great product to you then?
actually the ppl who made they’re geniuses heres why: ppl are dumb enough to buy and the inventors get rich.
I suspect that the inventors will lose money on this venture
well the world is populated by people. people are stupid. ???? profit.
The idea is that it fits under shirts and supposedly makes you look like you have abs, not that you take it off and all of the sudden you have a six-pack. Still, I agree with the fact that whoever came up with this is of unfathomable stupidity.
To anyone who still doesn’t know what the fail is, it’s that he’s holding the remote backwards.
People, People!!! It’s a gag advert! It’s a joke! Hello … McFly?
fathom, honey. fathom.
fathom!
ever seen 300???
You said exactly the same thing I was thinking.
Yeah, I don’t get it?
its upside down
Yeah really, that’s a win. They are sending the message that you can use it while watching TV.
Not a fail. Tried it, liked it.
Tried it, liked it.
whats the fail here exactly?
the remote is upside down thats y the circled it
It’s a joke product. How is it a fail?
It’s a Failblog fail. I used to really enjoy my Failblog feed, but all these non-fails make my heart sink. It’s an old tradition though. King Cnut of England and Norway has gone down in folk history as the man who thought he could sit on the beach and tell the tide not to come in, completely oblivious to the deliberate irony as he mocked his hangers-on who had said he was all-powerful. Some people think they have a sense of humour simply because they don’t know that their victim’s sense of humour is 10 times more sophisiticated than their own.
You must be joking!
You must be joking!
Why yes, I was.
OMG…stop…you guys are killing me. I’m literally sitting here almost crying laughing at the comment threads on this one.
I think the “recommended by pseudo athletes tag ensures it’s not a serious product…
hey dumb as the fail is that he is holding the remote backwards, why else is it circled
the problem is, you have to zoom in to see that.
No, the problem is that when RyanRhysTrolls decided to troll the site by posting an obvious joke to see if anyone was stupid enough to vote it up, he got plenty of stupid out there in Failblogland.
Yeah…confused about why this is a fail. Did they not see the “Recommended by pseudo-athletes” that it has right in the ad? Obviously a joke product. This is a failblog FAIL for making fun of a product that was never meant to be taken seriously.
the remote.. it is backwards.
there is the fail
I think the real fail is the actual products.
“Chicks dig it.” Well, they do until they find out you need to put that on for 5 mins ever 15 mins
I think the real fail is that you are so freaking moronic that you think this is a real product. Dam.n are you stupid. I mean if you were any more stupid you would forget to breathe. Couldn’t you lose that last IQ point so you would forget to breathe and do us all a big favor?
A spoof ad is considered a fail because the couch potato sporting excellent “6-pack abs” is channel surfing? I see.
Let the meta-humor posts of poor submissions to failblog being suitable for submission to the art of trolling begin…
I think it’s because he’s holding the remote control back to front.
What the hell is a pseudo-athlete.
It’s like a pseudo-aesthete, but relating to athletics instead of aesthetics.
Does that help?
That assumes that MO73 knows what aesthetics are.
Who does?
While I know what aesthetics are, I’m not entirely sure I can articulate it.
you are gay
And you are a self-loathing closet case.
So your theory is that gay people have a better idea of what aesthetically pleasing?
Hmm, they ARE over-represented in the interior decorating and hair-dressing industries, are they not?
Okay, I will provisionally accept your theory.
That reminds me of this one time,
at band campin college, when this one gay guy I knew was killing time in the common office area shared by all the campus groups to the left of Mussolini (and they lumped the gays in with us regular lefties) by drawing up a “gay recruitment poster,” and it included the question, “Do you have rarefied aesthetic sensibilities?” It was almost as funny as the time someone slipped a hate note under the door addressed to — and I am not making this up — “Fåggot büttloaders and evil lesbian cünts.” Ah, the memories.I think they highlighted the remote because…
Doesn’t it look like he’s holding it backwards?
I dunno, just what I think. Anyone know where I can buy this for my friend?(By which i mean me)
I think the fail is that the remote control is backwards…
So.. the fail is that his wrist is photoshopped or something?
He’s holding the remote backwards.
This FAIL is a FAIL
Guys… If you want girls, get a six pack, NOT that..
I think most prefer wine, actually.
tosh.0 already covered this….
Ah, Fail! The remote is clearly upsidedown!
Clearly? Remotes come in all shapes and sizes. I have seen many with a blank panel at the top – is that what you base your comments upon?
yeah that’s what I thought too… looked like a pair of chestnuts right there.
Everything about this is a fail
the fail is in the remote control well that is at least what i think because he is holding it backwards
All in all, the dude looks pretty happy using that product. Regardless of the backwards remote, the close-up on the fig newtons, the pseudo-athletes using a pseudo six pack, and the fact that at the end of a hot summer day when takes that thing off, it’s gonna feel like he’s slipping wet duct tape from a hairy nipple and the crease marks are gonna smell like a toenail that hasn’t been clipped in 6 weeks… regardless of all that…. he’s pretty happy.
Wow, that’s oddly specific.
pretty sure Strong Bad already made up a better version of this: http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Ab-Abber_2000
I suppose this is technically the male wonderbra?
The fail is that there’s no little man falling off a bicycle beneath the lightning bolt?
Ummm, this was covered like 6 years ago by Strong Bad. Ab Abber 2000 anyone?
That is his HAND. It’s just a very poorly cropped image.
I’m sure it big ‘ol gigantic lips.
this is obviously a joke product or fake pic, the whole pseudo-athletes thing is an obvious hint (pseudo meaning “fake”)
They highlighted the remote, cuz, hes holding it the wrong way
Ugh, if so, those are some nasty lips.
It’s a joke you spunky s**t-bubbles.
No fail here.
Of course he’s holding the remote backwards! It needs to be pointed at the device it controls, right?
And of course this device needs a remote! A real man is confident about his body no matter what it looks like, so this device is for someone else’s pleasure. The remote is not supposed to be used by the man himself, but by the wife of the enhancee. And she will be standing at a distance, grossed out by his lack of abs.
Duh!
…and look like a grilled salmon!
This is one of the smallest fail stamps I’ve ever seen.
This is a joke add. The comment “endorsed by pseudo-athletes” should clue you in. It is actually pretty funny but if you think this is a real product you are FAIL. LOL.
It’s a joke guys. Quite a nice one, too. Failbog fail.
Double Fail :3
Anyone else notice the VAG in the small circle picture to the left?
twerp :p
The remote control is encircled because the guy is holding it backwards.
There’s no evidence that the remote is backwards. Convinced that must be the case because it’s circled does not a fact make. Someone type a fact. Something that is undeniable as opposed to assumed. Instead of joining the flock of sheep.
Pseudo-athletes are athletes with pseudopods, as in Paralympic Games.
Well i can see at least one good use of this so long as its made of metal that is. Should you get into a fight and someone punches your stomach it will more likely hurt the puncher more than you
. Other than that its just a bbq grill on your stomach giving you not a six pack but some weird 12 pack.