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Yes, because all Hipsters want bike chains.
Bike chains? really?
Those yellow things are obviously bike chains.
i only recognized the crappy sunglasses, but what are the other things?
Those are great treasures to a hipster. So… out of curiosity, what do you do with a captured hipster?
What else? Torture it with Plans and Narrow Stairs on repetition, continuously telling them how awesome Death Cab For Cutie is after listening to Meet Me On The Equinox.
It is great to know that I’m not a hipster then.
That’s really good plan, Mitch.
mitch buchannon?
I’d train him and set him as my starter. Then I’d challenge my local gym to a battle.
That sounds like a great plan, R3!
Hipster used Ironic Mustache!
… it’s not very effective.
that was my concern. In fact, I don’t think I’d want to catch a hipster. Can’t someone invent a hipster repellent? I don’t want to trap them, I’d want them as far away from me as possible.
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no hipsters on your site, just a big trap
I am not for or against hipsters. I think all people can be great!
GET A JOB YOU DAMN HIPPIE!
I am not a hippie, and I have a great job!
burn the,
burn the…? Burn me? AllGreatAllTheTime?
Curiosity is so mainstream…
Oh da-*CLANCK*
LOL! That’s a great one, Jimmylou!
Hipsters,
Are the weakest link in the human chain, they will fail on there own.
You don’t recognise the other things because you’re not hip enough.
I think the yellow box is a pack of American spirit cigarettes.
incorrect, hipsters like fixed gear bikes, pabst blue ribbon beer, wayfarer sunglasses, and European cigarettes
Well….I’m not a hipster, but I live on a relatively flat island, and fixed gear bikes make more sense than a 21 speed mountain bike.
And PBR used to be a working class beer. I drink it occasionally.
Only because it’s the cheapest beer around here that I can stand to drink when I’m short on funds.
As for the other stuff, looks lame.
The more gears you have, the higher your top speed can be. Hipsters suck at biking.
Maybe, but the way the bike path is set up down here, going really fast can get you run over by idiot tourists who don’t pay attention.
And my brother has a fixed gear mountain bike that hauls ass.
Those are bike chains?
I recognize the other stuff because of all the hipsters who used to come into the bar where I worked. They used to get all pissed off that we didn’t carry PBR.
loopdogg got nailed
Track chain in a “yellow colorway” to be exact. I hate that word.
For their hideous fixed gear bicycles.
Is Charlie Sheen a hipster?
I don’t mean to do down the creators invention, but he’s really not thought this through.
Taking the items off the bear trap wouldn’t spring it. The only kinda person you’re going to capture with this setup is someone who really hates hipsters and wants to stamp on their stuff.
Hm… an anti-hipster trap?
I bet it would work on anyone if you put it under a chair in front of a computer table with a facebook-ready computer…:)
The main reason the trap won’t work: it’s made of cardboard and is meant to be humorous, not an actual trap.
Fail, someone actually went through the time and effort to catch a “hipster?”. What’re you going to do, eat them? All skin and bones.
its just a joke you tool….
well you cna make a delicious soup of them, but oh well nvm you never heard of it
I guess I’m a hipster, but the other items are a can of PBR & American Spirit cigarettes.
I used to smoke American Spirits, but they have 35 times more freebase nicotine. The bastards made my blood-pressure shoot up.
Everyone loves PBR!
I’m only a hipster by being able to recognize the other items. Screw Death Cab for Cutie… and stupid 80′s sunglasses.
Lol no everyone does NOT love PBR
Correct, PBR is horrid. It is not hip,it is rightously forsaken by the right-thinking.
EVERYONE LOVES PBR!
I’ll stick to Heineken.
That’s what will happen, if you let that sugary stuff dry on your fingers.
PBR = piss water
That’s insulting to piss water.
Hipster?? Has anyone other than the rapidly declining failblog used that word in 30 years??
*raises hand*
I have, and derisively. We made fun of them at that bar I worked in. Chicago seems to be a hipster breeding ground, there are SOOOOOO many hipster bars.
The music sucks. The beer, though cheap, sucks. And the people that tend to flock there are REALLY annoying.
Then why do you go there?
I didn’t. I WORKED there. Until the boss lady flipped her lid.
I have gotten suckered into going to a few of them, never a place I would have chosen to go to myself.
Oh Avis! You’re so cool!
It’s a major thing in 20s “culture” right now. And hipster bashing is very in-vogue right now. Though, it’s clearly not the fad under your rock, so carry on.
It does seem to be. The thing is, I’ve never seen a hipsters anywhere. From the pictures on the internet I can understand why people don’t like them, still, I am very dissapoint.
Well, if you’d like, I would be happy to trap a couple, box them up and mail them to you. They’re worse than the rats roaches and pigeons here in downtown nyc. Then you can see some in person, if you really want.
Just be careful they don’t escape.
Escaping traps is so mainstream.
It’s cigarettes, beer, sunglasses, and something else. I read about this somewhere. I think it was an art project…
Missing a copy of Fader magazine.
I think the those are American Spirit cigarettes. They were my brand before I quit smoking 2 years ago. Little did I know that, had I continued smoking, I would have been considered a hipster for doing so.
You know, now that I think of it, people criticize hipsters for their smug sense of superiority, yet isn’t that exactly what the whole anti-hipster movement is about? I should ask philosoraptor.
Josh, your comment is way to intelligent for failblog.
Hipsta please!
http://www.zazzle.com/hipsta_please_tshirt-235441124388672024
Traps are too mainstream!
Seven hipsters gnawed their own arms off to get away from this trap.
Anyone who would choose PBR in a place that sells Yuengling deserves to get decapitated by that thing.
They should set up douchebag traps with Tapout shirts, Axe body spray and Kid Rock CD’s
And a can of Four Loko. Don’t forget that.
Finally someone who understands that PBR is crap and always has been!
SuperWin!
Eh, just lift the chain and collect your loot. No big deal. Right?
Not funny because this is exactly how my dad died. Everyone told him he was too old to try and start a new personal style as a hipster, but he wouldn’t listen.
There should be one for Guidos: tan in a can, gold chains, hair gel.
I don’t like labels but some people say I’m a hipster. None of those things seem appealing to me or my so-called hipster friends. Am I a bad hipster?
YES! You need to start drinking PBR and smoke American Spirits. Make sure you listen to Death Cab for Cutie, and throw in some M.I.A. for good measure. Wear really tight pants (I mean rocking the moose knuckle-tight), scarves/neckerchiefs, and some thick glasses without any lenses in them. Only then can you call yourself a hipster. Grow a scraggly beard, too.
“bad hipster” = redundancy.
Their trying to catch Justin Beiber or Miley Cyrus…
“It’s a Trap!”
People get very down on hipsters. I don’t know why. I mean, it’s not like they wear hideous sunglasses, or they go out of their way to find the least listened to band and proclaim to others that they never hear of it, or throw a huge party starting at 2am on a Sunday night when everyone else has to work, bath infrequently, wear skinny jeans to the point of bloodflow loss, wear t shirts with ties printed on them if it’s supposed to be a “formal” event, ride around on fixed wheel bikes with their arms folded like a douche, get arrogant and huffy if your store/household doesn’t cater to their hipster lifestyle, RRRGGGHH!!! I hate hipsters!!!
Hey! Some of my best friends are hipsters! Well, not best friends to be honest. Now that I think about it, I guess it’s just me.
Trolling is a performance art.
HIPSTA TRAP!!!!!!! They can not repel items of such lame-itude.
PBR was a working class beer after prohibition when a new generation of drinkers didn’t know what a good beer tasted like.
Why is PBR getting dragged into the mud? Wouldn’t a hipster be after a micro brew from there home town, or better yet, Canada?
if i saw that on the street i would literally git that pbr and spirits. probly using some douche fixies bike as a stick so i dont hurt my important hair flipping back hand.
There should be a pair of Tom’s present in this trap…. It would draw hipsters from miles around.
^ ahh yes, good point.
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But this trap is pressure sensitive. If you stand on it, it will close but you could easily take the stuff off it. but who the hell would want all that rubbish anyway….
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I guarantee this wont work. Bear traps are to mainstream.
I saw a follow-up picture where David Hasselhoff was caught in this trap.