The first thing we were taught in “Fire Breathing 101″ at Clown School was that fire always rises. Keep your mouth pointed upward. If you have to spit the fluid out, spit upward and outward. Never look down.
The second thing was, if you have a beard and/or long hair, trim it close because there’s always someone who forgets rule #1 above.
Make sure you increase the oxygen flow to maximum potential if you ever find your face on fire. Waft that shit towards the flames, swing your head around to and fro…just whatever you can do feed that fire.
Is this happy slapping?
Too bad he can’t slap the smell of burnt hair out of his beard. That can’t be a great odor…
does anybody else think that it’s funny how this one comes right before the flaming machete fail?
Maybe they should do a mashup of the two.
Flaming machete versus flaming beard!
Now that would be great!
i want the flaming machete!
I’d think the machete would win 99.99% of the time. Not great odds to pick the beard, here.
nice
fire breathing + beard can never end well.
He’s kinda hot.
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Hole injected.
did he die?
*died
I think that’s Steve Ballmer on the right…
dumba$$
Shaycarl shouldn’t try this.
It’s funny how the guy on the right wants to lite his with the burning face.
Ahahahahah, I literally rolled on the floor laughing….
LOL!!!11!eleven
LMMFAO!!! I totally didn’t catch that until I read this. That’s freaking hilarious!
Stop hitting yourself!
The better question is: Can he slap the stupid out?
Is that George Constanza?
The first thing we were taught in “Fire Breathing 101″ at Clown School was that fire always rises. Keep your mouth pointed upward. If you have to spit the fluid out, spit upward and outward. Never look down.
The second thing was, if you have a beard and/or long hair, trim it close because there’s always someone who forgets rule #1 above.
that’s one hair razing stunt.
*raising
the rare…fail breather.
Make sure you increase the oxygen flow to maximum potential if you ever find your face on fire. Waft that shit towards the flames, swing your head around to and fro…just whatever you can do feed that fire.
I was hoping someone would have splashed him with lighter fluid to try and put it out.
Intro of beardness then redness then beardless!
that’ll teach you, hothmouth
Yoga Fire…AHHH!
*slapped
PROTIP: Don’t try firereathing if you have a beard. Or any facial hair for that matter. The ideal firebreather is bald and naked.
ShayCarl and Brock Lesnar?
goodbye beard