LOL! But… Let’s not confuse “normal” with “boring”. Let’s say you were attacked by a “normal” zombie. I mean, just your ordinary run-of-the-mill zombie who wants to eat your brain. How “boring” would that be? Well, I guess it wouldn’t be great either, though. Wait… what’s an abnormal zombie?
A “normal” zombie would be a white zombie. And a white zombie is boring cuz you can see them…But a black Zombie? He be creepin up on you like a ninja at night, before that he’ll call the crips and the bloods zombies to come for your ass with a driveby. Now thats not boring =P
“A team of Stanford University scientists, using the largest-ever genetic analysis of remote tribal people, have determined that the human family tree is rooted in one of the world’s most marginal and primitive people – the Bushmen of southern Africa.”
All humans came originally from Africa [http://u.math.biu.ac.il/~louzouy/courses/statgen/africa2.pdf]. As we evolved we lost our hair and therefore required more highly pigmented skin to protect against the high UV damage [http://www.appalachianbioanth.org/jablonski.pdf].
Just so you know dude, There is absolutely no proof for evolution, or that we “evolved” from anything. It’s called adaptation. And according to Charles Darwin then there should be all kinds of “transitional forms” everywhere. However, despite the “millions of years” that we’ve been “evolving” there isn’t a SINGLE transitional form. There have been plenty of fossils that looked similar to both humans and apes, but in every case the fossil has been declared by really important scientists to be either fully human or fully ape. Or a hoax. And Darwin also said if there were’t any transitional forms, then his entire theory would be bogus. Feel free to reply.
Indeed, Darwin therory was full of holes and unprovable theories. That’s why the modern theory of evolution borrowed from it and a large part of Mendellian theories about genetics and ADN structures, and has been corrected about dozens of times to form a new and better theory each time.
It is called the Modern Evolution Therory, and so far forms the basis of nearly every biology field that yields new discoveries on a nearly weekly basis.
And besides, lack of evidence does not mean disproven. That was litterally thousands life-forms that were transitionnal, we just haven’t found the one for homo-sapiens just yet.
So, please update your scientific credentials, if you had any to beguin with.
All living things on Earth are transitional forms. And there are fewer and fewer holes in the fossil record every year. Evolution is a successful theory because it does accurately predict and explain real-world observations.
It sounds like your getting your information from religious institutions that have vested financial and doctrinal interest in spreading misinformation about scientific fact. They are lying to you about evolution, and if you have to lie to make your point, you’ve lost the argument.
Actually, evolution can happen without transitional forms. There are two main types of evolution, gradualism and punctuated equilibrium. In gradualism, there are transitional forms, but the earlier forms do nat live at the same time as the later ones. so, there actually have been transitional forms, but they have long ceased to exist. For example, the Archeopteryx was a transitional form between dinosaurs and birds. However, there is also punctuated equilibrium, in which speciation occurs at a distinct point (usually a drastic change in the environment and the previous species lives on alongside the new species with no gradual change or intermediate forms at all. Keep in mind, Darwin’s book was published in 1859. We have had over 150 years to study and add upon his work.
ya, this was from a photoshop contest on cracked.com, but it looks like it was edited to be more realistic. It a bit more funny and less sad in that context.
I think it´s rather mind boggling to see the racism white people are subjected to by people of other colors, but for some reason hating someone because they are white isn´t racism because we are white?
I´ve allways failed to understand the logic of this. I guess it has something to do with political correctness to do. I think the anti racism movements should focus way more on this. Right is right! Wrong is wrong! Even if the wrong is done towards a person with the most hated of the skin colors: White.
Genetic research indicates that Africans are the default people. Caucasians, Asians and native Americans are genetic derivations of them. Therefore, black should be “normal” in the ad.
The person who made this ad is definitely white and by calling white-normal means he/she thinks white is better off. Seriously people, racism will never end
You’d try to hide too if you were placed next to aggressive low IQ/no impulse control…Diverse. It’s OK, though. The White Race is literally disappearing. Chinese are very high IQ, VERY “racist”, and numerous. The little Asian knows that when he grows up – he’ll own the next 2 down row….
It appears that the child they are calling “normal” may actually be a red head or “ranga” as I like to refer to them. I feel that this does not accurately represent “normal” and find this add deeply offensive!
The White kid isn’t normal; he’s extraordinary. His race is the only race that has managed to succeed in stepping foot on a celestial body and the other races seeth with hatred of him for it.
“Normal” is the non-White children pictured. Their races, if left to their own devices, would still be living in mud huts and eating stewed chickweed.
Non-White is the default (“dominant”, for all you pseudo-intellects) genes. Normalcy.
“Race” does not actually exist, genius. Race has no genetic basis. Not one characteristic, trait or even one gene distinguishes all the members of one so-called race from all the members of another so-called race.
Human subspecies don’t exist. Unlike many animals, modern humans simply haven’t been around long enough or isolated enough to evolve into separate subspecies or races. Despite surface appearances, we are one of the most similar of all species.
Oh man, this reminds me of somehting my boss said once. I worked in a factory for disabled and handicapped people, and there was a party (I think around christmass time). Many people, parents of the handicapped people, costumers etc. were there and then my boss entered the stage. The beginning of his speech was:
Hear that? White is the new normal.
But is it great to be “normal”? Think about it.
*
i don’t like normal… normal is so… normal…
Normal is boring.
yah that.
F’ing Hipsters
hipster is the new normal.
And the worst part (or best part, depending on the point of view) is that it’s actually true. Hipsters are becoming mainstream.
Long live the freakshowlike folks!
In no place in this chart is it considered ok to be hipster.
Hipster is too mainstream!
The Anti-Hipster is the new Hipster
LOL! But… Let’s not confuse “normal” with “boring”. Let’s say you were attacked by a “normal” zombie. I mean, just your ordinary run-of-the-mill zombie who wants to eat your brain. How “boring” would that be? Well, I guess it wouldn’t be great either, though. Wait… what’s an abnormal zombie?
That would be a vegetarian zombie.
^
a dying life instead of a living dead
You mean… human?
Ka-pow!
yah, that.
HA! Guybrush Threepwood! That’s the stupidest name I’ve ever heard!
Hey! What’s YOUR name then?
I knew I’d find you…
Mother? Is that you?
A vegetarian zombie? LOL! I can just imagine that, Avis the Great!
He’d ball like staggering around saying, “GRRRAAAAAAAAINSSSSSSSSSSS”
*wipes beer off the screen*
ROFLMTFO!
LOL Avis the Great! But what’s ROFLMTFO?
I guess that makes sense. Doesn’t really sound like something Avis the Great would say, though.
Rolling on the floor laughing my tail feathers off.
Hahah! That is a great one, Avis the Great!
beer? you are so cool!
I’m 36, I’m allowed to have beer.
That would be the moan most frightening zombie of all; the aggressive and obnoxious “Vegan”.
So your undertones suggest that you don’t think vegans are great, eh?
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAINSSSSSSSSS!!! xDDDDDDDDDDD
TommyHilfinger – do you make great gloves?
must…eat…graaaaaains.
snap. Someone beat me to that one.
They eat ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnsssssssss
Vegetable brains: religious zealots’ brains.
Zombie equivalent of tofu.
GGGGGRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSSSS.
Are those like vegetarian vampires?
They sparkle in the sun
Those sparkly things are not to be spoken of…and they are shidhe, a faye, NOT A VAMPIRE!!!
A black, brown or yellow one, apparantly.
LOL! I think your zombie joke is great!
A “normal” zombie would be a white zombie. And a white zombie is boring cuz you can see them…But a black Zombie? He be creepin up on you like a ninja at night, before that he’ll call the crips and the bloods zombies to come for your ass with a driveby. Now thats not boring =P
Yes, not boring… but not great to be gunned down by a drive-by. Wait – do zombies drive? Oh – nice horse!
TAAAAAANK!!!
it would still be alive
It always has been.
Psh, being white is too mainstream.
Psh having color is too mainstream I am a hue.
“a hue”? Well, gesundheit!
tell me about it! i’m proud to be a natural born magenta.
you should probably see a doctor about that…
Yeah Could be AIDS
Definitely AIDS, bro.
I <3 being normal.
Normal is redundant and thus, expendable.
All praise to the normal ones >.<
“Normal Pride” doesn’t sound that catchy, I guess thats why they call it white :9
wouldn’t normal technically be asian, since most humans are asian
this ^^
Actually it would be black since that’s what all races were originally
Gimme a link to scientific proof of that.
“A team of Stanford University scientists, using the largest-ever genetic analysis of remote tribal people, have determined that the human family tree is rooted in one of the world’s most marginal and primitive people – the Bushmen of southern Africa.”
http://www.bellinghamherald.com/2011/03/07/1904076/genetic-analysis-finds-that-modern.html
Load a crock you fraud. The new theory is outta Asia. Not Afreaka.
Whatever he said, and with a source: http://www.livescience.com/8843-asia-origin-proposed-humans-monkeys-apes.html
All humans came originally from Africa [http://u.math.biu.ac.il/~louzouy/courses/statgen/africa2.pdf]. As we evolved we lost our hair and therefore required more highly pigmented skin to protect against the high UV damage [http://www.appalachianbioanth.org/jablonski.pdf].
Read Genisis 1:1
Read The Origin of Species, by Charles R. Darwin.
Read The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle.
Read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 1-4 by Douglas Adams!
Not part 5 though?
Damn Dolphins, I hate the “told you so” type.
read
Judges 19:22-30
read
Biology Textbook: Basically any page.
Why would I read mythology to learn anything about science?
Hmm.. I don’t think I get the point of that passage? Judges 19, A Levite and His Concubine, I mean. What is the morale?
I dont care about Genesis 1:1. not all of us are religious. And you spelled genesis wrong.
from the fable book? i like the dude chilling in the fish story. man very creative folk out there
Just so you know dude, There is absolutely no proof for evolution, or that we “evolved” from anything. It’s called adaptation. And according to Charles Darwin then there should be all kinds of “transitional forms” everywhere. However, despite the “millions of years” that we’ve been “evolving” there isn’t a SINGLE transitional form. There have been plenty of fossils that looked similar to both humans and apes, but in every case the fossil has been declared by really important scientists to be either fully human or fully ape. Or a hoax. And Darwin also said if there were’t any transitional forms, then his entire theory would be bogus. Feel free to reply.
Indeed, Darwin therory was full of holes and unprovable theories. That’s why the modern theory of evolution borrowed from it and a large part of Mendellian theories about genetics and ADN structures, and has been corrected about dozens of times to form a new and better theory each time.
It is called the Modern Evolution Therory, and so far forms the basis of nearly every biology field that yields new discoveries on a nearly weekly basis.
And besides, lack of evidence does not mean disproven. That was litterally thousands life-forms that were transitionnal, we just haven’t found the one for homo-sapiens just yet.
So, please update your scientific credentials, if you had any to beguin with.
All living things on Earth are transitional forms. And there are fewer and fewer holes in the fossil record every year. Evolution is a successful theory because it does accurately predict and explain real-world observations.
It sounds like your getting your information from religious institutions that have vested financial and doctrinal interest in spreading misinformation about scientific fact. They are lying to you about evolution, and if you have to lie to make your point, you’ve lost the argument.
Wrong. Humans are a transitional for. All the dumb ones are gonna die off soon, and the more advanced ones will stay.
THIS IS YOUR MIND ON TEXAS TEXTBOOKS.
TEXAS.
NOT EVEN ONCE.
Actually, evolution can happen without transitional forms. There are two main types of evolution, gradualism and punctuated equilibrium. In gradualism, there are transitional forms, but the earlier forms do nat live at the same time as the later ones. so, there actually have been transitional forms, but they have long ceased to exist. For example, the Archeopteryx was a transitional form between dinosaurs and birds. However, there is also punctuated equilibrium, in which speciation occurs at a distinct point (usually a drastic change in the environment and the previous species lives on alongside the new species with no gradual change or intermediate forms at all. Keep in mind, Darwin’s book was published in 1859. We have had over 150 years to study and add upon his work.
Hahaha are you serious?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_human_migrations
4-th grade flew by, didn’t it?
I wanted to buy some color to paint my room, but they did not have normal so I used green instead.
White always was, and always will be.
maybe they arent talking about the white people, maybe they meant asian is the new normal
Please be fake.
There is no way this can be real, it’s too obvious trolling.
It’s fake.
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_140_17-counterproductive-public-service-announcements_p16#16
Phew.
thank you, I thought I was the only one who noticed
…”normal”.
This poster is sponsored by stupidity.
And what is normal?
The white kid right there looks so not normal.
He’s a future pantie sniffer, I’m telling you.
How do you know and more importantly do you sell any?
I can tell from a guys face.
And yes, yes I do. Used or not used?
Depends on your age sweetie.
Wrong Mail or wrong Guy?
I can tell by some of the pixels in the guy’s face and from seeying quite a few pantie sniffers in my time.
At least he’s not a future Mexican gangster, and a 12 year old rapist who beats up 87 year old women…
You are a pantie sniffer, aren’t you?
wow what town u live in?
Normal is what everyone else is and you are not.
If it’s true: ULTRA-FAIL
Wow. That’s just… why would someone… Wow. So wrong. So very VERY wrong.
….This is the greatest example of racism I’ve ever seen…
Actually Chad, our resident swastika Nazi is probably the greatest example of racism you’ve ever seen.
But this is up there.
I was trying to forget her.
i am green is it bad :S ?
Probably, it’s said that it’s not easy being green.
Yeah. When the most famous words to ever come from a green person is “Hulk smash”, you know they’re not doing very well.
Oh, wow. We have a resident swastika Nazi? That can’t be great.
It’s not. At all.
I’ve never met her…. Must hang out on different comment threads.
Nah, I think she may have been banned.
She wasn’t banned, mores the pity. I’m sure you’ll see her soon, Chad the Great, she’s hard to miss.
I really hope not to see her soon. It would be quite detrimental to the greatness of this site if she shows up again!
That can’t be real.
I note the “Cracked.com” watermark has been removed from this version…… fakey fake fake.
you guys are silly. Normal is obviously Eskimo duh.
I may be white, but I’m certainly NOT NORMAL. So, stop insulting me!
TinEye the image. It’s from Cracked.
you also see a slightly larger version pic of the kids. most definitely shooped.
LAAZZOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
Unless proven otherwise.
Also no girls
ya, this was from a photoshop contest on cracked.com, but it looks like it was edited to be more realistic. It a bit more funny and less sad in that context.
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_140_17-counterproductive-public-service-announcements/
From a cracked contest
You mean this one?
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_140_17-counterproductive-public-service-announcements/
What if I’m kinda read with white streaks? Is that normal?
Voted down for being off Cracked btw. Fake fail fails.
WOW…
Fake. It was made by a kid who doesn’t even know how to write or read or joke or something or anything or you know what I mean.
The bottom text is not even the same font, and it doesn’t have the compression artifacts that you see on top. Poorly made fake!
that’s little Ken Jeong on the left
I don’t see the problem here.
OMG!!! YOU ARE ALIVE!!!
White FTW
Fake or not this is in the WORST possible taste.
No. It’s not. Check the crime stats, according to Race. THAT’S the WORST possible taste.
no.
ew, i though you werent supposed to use ugly people for ads
<(—–<=< Normal….
“I’m not saying that white people are better. I’m saying that BEING white is CLEARLY better!” -Louis CK
There is a distinction, to be sure!!
How is this a fail ?
I am actually kind of pinkish.
LMAO
Good night NORMAL Pride
Very good ad. Makes people think. There aren’t many adds that do that.
There are quite a few minuses that do that, though.
Divides opinion and creates debate as well.
agreed with said statement
Im pretty sure it was ment to say YOUR normal.
Normal is boring
and the others are fun? i like being boring then
There is no such thing as normal. If there is a normal, congrats, your life is 100% boring.
Go ahead, ask yourself, “what is normal?”
I think it´s rather mind boggling to see the racism white people are subjected to by people of other colors, but for some reason hating someone because they are white isn´t racism because we are white?
I´ve allways failed to understand the logic of this. I guess it has something to do with political correctness to do. I think the anti racism movements should focus way more on this. Right is right! Wrong is wrong! Even if the wrong is done towards a person with the most hated of the skin colors: White.
well at least it didn’t say “black or yellow or brown or human”
But what if you’re white but not normal?
BLACK AND YELLO BLACK AND YELLO BLACK AND YELLO BLACK AND YELLO
Bees are people too?
Exactly!
how is this a fail?
Genetic research indicates that Africans are the default people. Caucasians, Asians and native Americans are genetic derivations of them. Therefore, black should be “normal” in the ad.
Wrong. Fail. Explain IQ differences, and results of same. Thanks.
At first I read brown as bacon
So terrible. :p
hear hear hear..the proposition is pretty good..
The person who made this ad is definitely white and by calling white-normal means he/she thinks white is better off. Seriously people, racism will never end
read above it is a fake/joke.
i dont get it..
I’m suprised nobody mentioned how the poor Asian kid is kinda hiding out in the back. That’s the first thing I noticed before reading the sign.
You’d try to hide too if you were placed next to aggressive low IQ/no impulse control…Diverse. It’s OK, though. The White Race is literally disappearing. Chinese are very high IQ, VERY “racist”, and numerous. The little Asian knows that when he grows up – he’ll own the next 2 down row….
So I suddenly became abnormal now??
It’s not so great, I guess
I’ve suddenly found myself a not-normal or an abnormal or a vegetarian zombie…
WTF!
I thought golden-brown was the new “normal”. So this graphics artist still has a job that has not been outsourced to India yet?
This AD was sponsored by the kkk
Have you ever lived around The Diverse? Talk about an Epic Eail of all time. Arrrgghhh!
the yellow & brown kids are the same hue: brellow maybe?
LMAO. Normal Way to go, geniuses.
I see what you did there.
Thank goodness this is faked.
Guys, this is from a Cracked.com photoshop contest. FAIL.
Maybe it is fotoshopped. But either way, this is racist in an
EQUAL way!! according to them.
But it never said that White was normal… you all are just assuming that.. so who’s worse??
Every reaction is an implicit acknowledgement of historical reality.
It appears that the child they are calling “normal” may actually be a red head or “ranga” as I like to refer to them. I feel that this does not accurately represent “normal” and find this add deeply offensive!
But seriously….vegetarian zombies…gtfo!!
This picture made my day!!!
The White kid isn’t normal; he’s extraordinary. His race is the only race that has managed to succeed in stepping foot on a celestial body and the other races seeth with hatred of him for it.
“Normal” is the non-White children pictured. Their races, if left to their own devices, would still be living in mud huts and eating stewed chickweed.
Non-White is the default (“dominant”, for all you pseudo-intellects) genes. Normalcy.
“Race” does not actually exist, genius. Race has no genetic basis. Not one characteristic, trait or even one gene distinguishes all the members of one so-called race from all the members of another so-called race.
Human subspecies don’t exist. Unlike many animals, modern humans simply haven’t been around long enough or isolated enough to evolve into separate subspecies or races. Despite surface appearances, we are one of the most similar of all species.
Oh man, this reminds me of somehting my boss said once. I worked in a factory for disabled and handicapped people, and there was a party (I think around christmass time). Many people, parents of the handicapped people, costumers etc. were there and then my boss entered the stage. The beginning of his speech was:
“Dear handicapped, hello normal people,…”
What else would they have to put?
There isn’t a real thing for that, is there
jesus dudes, its getting philisophical in here. Anyway, this isnt real. it was stolen from a photoshop contest on Cracked.com
Cracked.com photoplasty contest entry. I’m ashamed of you.
This sign only applies in Legos
I made this! Apparently it’s getting pretty popular. That’s pretty incredible since it came it 16th. I have more funny pics on my website.
Reminds me of that one skit from Mad TV series of skits called “From the Inside Looking Out”
The link below is the skit I’m talking about. Skip till 56 seconds in to hear the line I am talking about.