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good for u
They should team up with the makers of man goo!
Random Danni, do you think man goo is great? Just wondering…
Not particularly…
If Random Danni doesn’t find Man Goo great, then it isn’t great. I’m glad we got this straight now. Could be a sticky situation later!
you see what i did there?
I see what you did thar.
LaurenLazerr, I am glad you saw what I did there. And I think your name is great! Sounds like a female wrestler or American Gladiator!
very true
Yout think it’s great too, Commander?
that’s what ‘very true’ means…
Very true means “great”? J/K! Have a great night!
..what are the particulars then, randomdanni?..just wondering..
I don’t see the error here…
..i suppose it’s good there’s an article for it..in case anybody didn’t know how..(wait, what’s this about almonds?)..
self-love win
I’ve been making my own nut milk since I was thirteen.
Sometimes two or three times.
You started late. Must not have had an older brother or cousin.
“You started late. Must not have had an older brother or cousin.”
- Um, why do we need an older brother or cousin for that? Making Nut Milk should just be instinctive. No one taught me, it just came to me (no pun intended.) Your family must be pretty weird I bet.
It would have been funnier if the pun had been intended.
..does the lack of intention prove mrbrockpeters is weird?..just ck’ing..
Or at least repressed.
funny if you’re a 13 year old.
yeah nut milk is a popular beverage around the world and is only funny if you have the intelligence of a teenager (or toddler)
It’s official: Failblog has been taken over by prepubescent boys.
Yes! 3 people who agree, this garbage is NOT a fail or funny… We must rally troops to stop this takeover!
how long did it take you to figure that out?
Actually, it’s always been run by them, you’re just growing up.
No, back when it started it wasn’t.
Well, it should have been.
Cool story, bro
or have a sense of humor …. and no stick jammed up your hinter regions.
I’m 36 and I loled for several minuets. Not every sexual joke is immature.
Quit trying to pretend you are sophisticated. You are already on FailBlog which implies you are not.
..wish we had a pic of you “laughing minuets”, Gert..i can SO see you gracefully cackling..
Trust me, being pregnant, I don’t do anything very gracefully right now.
Besides, my eyes squint when I laugh hard.
I had to read the comments to find out why this was funny to anyone. I make hazelnut milk twice a week, and it’s rather boring.
Obviously referring to, say, almond milk for example. Not a fail, just juvenile humor fodder.
You mom is a fail
U jelly?
..ah, “fodder”..the mother’s milk of all-things Fail (& beyond)..
..point made?..
Why is this a fail? Making nut milk is simple & delicious. You just soak your nuts overnight to get them nice & soft, then you toss them in a blender, wrap them in a sack & twist it really tight, then crush it under a heavy weight. Then you can drink it up until you have nut milk dribbling down your chin. What’s not to like?
The part about tossing them in a blender, then the twisting and crushing… yeah… es no bueno.
I’m not even a guy and this made me wince. Lol, nice visual.
..i’m hereby avoiding Artor for the time-being..just to keep my nut-milk in the proper hands..
My husband says his nuts are in my purse. He claims they are safe there as no one but me can fin anything in that black hole I call a hand bag.
..i’ll side w/yer hubby, Gert (especially considering Actor, above)..but even so, we’ve been cursed with Man-Purses..now we get Nut-Purses-??!!..when will it end-!?!..
Umm… you should already HAVE a nut ‘purse’.
I got a good recipe if anyone wants it. It only takes 5 minutes, and a magazine or video/DVD to get things pumping!
I move that we rename Failblog “Mind-in-the-Gutter-Blog” because that’s the only way these are fails.
First step is to bust them………..
Why is the article so long? How many paragraphs do you need to say fap fap fap anyways?
I have my own recipe…