The NT News is well known for its sensationalist and wacky headlines. They usually involve crocodiles, but almost anything goes. Often good for a laugh.
Well there are really only two things to do up there, and drinking beer is one of them I lived there for a while and they didn’t even have telly. Big event was the first ever supermarket opening (Woolies).
Jeez, they could at least dispose of their probes properly. Just dumping their rubbish out of the hatches of their UFOs without a care for where it lands – those extraterrestrial lifeforms have no respect.
It’s totally doable. Not that I’ve ever launched one that far (or ever launched one on purpose), but you’ve got to remember that these are muscles designed for shoving something the size of a bowling ball out quickly and with minimal fuss. They’re quite strong and, with practice… yeah.
I wonder how something like this gets leaked to the media in the first place. There should be strict rules: what happens in bachelor parties, stays in bachelor parties.
I threw it.
Not great to throw those things, bro.
It works in Dead Rising.
Dear Santa…
Is it greatly effective?
fake and gay
Yes you are.
The pearl necklace at the top? The carrot at the bottom? I think this newspaper has Hawking for an editor.
Does anyone REALLY think its funny how there is a carrot on the bottom of the page pointing at him??
Made eveyone ignore the fact that a former footballer was murdered just at the top of the page.
It sounds like a good name for a trapeze act.
Dead AFL players are a good thing, the more the better I say.
Where *did* it come from? You can’t just leave us hanging like that!
and the arrow with inside written in it seems to be pointing at the rectal are of the moaning guy in the picture.
It was made in China.
shooting from a strippers vag
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/02/12/212161_ntnews.html
What is this… I don´t even…
But if the circumference of a Tibetan Llama is equal to Y, your point is disproven.
google pearl necklace
tabloid fail
You mean they reported actual news?
not worth watching it
Waste of time.
Did anybody else notice the “win a family pass to see the wiggles” at the top??? Must be a family friendly tabloid!
No…more likely it’s just because it’s an Aussie tabloid…the Wiggles being Aussie and all.
Why am I not surprised that this is from Australia?
The NT News is well known for its sensationalist and wacky headlines. They usually involve crocodiles, but almost anything goes. Often good for a laugh.
So it’s basically like the Weekly World News?
The wierd stories are strictly NT stories. The most memorable was of a beer drinking donkey.
My husband made the news?! Cool!
That would chafe.
*crosses legs*
Anything Australian usually involves crocodiles at some point.
And American toutists…
Heh…and NT stands for Northern Territory, which is like Australia’s Arkansas.
Well there are really only two things to do up there, and drinking beer is one of them
I lived there for a while and they didn’t even have telly. Big event was the first ever supermarket opening (Woolies).
XD
Dude… that must have been a while ago…
so you lived there back in the 60′s then?
Wait… Telly? Woolies? Umm… I don’t want to go to australia anymore…
Wow, talk about the trashiest looking paper yet!
Carrots ad WIN!
it says where it came from the arrow sayz
Here’s a link for the full story: http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/02/12/212161_ntnews.html
Here are the details
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/02/12/212161_ntnews.html
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/02/12/212161_ntnews.html
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/02/12/212161_ntnews.html Here is the full story. lol
Jeez, they could at least dispose of their probes properly. Just dumping their rubbish out of the hatches of their UFOs without a care for where it lands – those extraterrestrial lifeforms have no respect.
Here’s the story:
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/02/12/212161_ntnews.html
Can someone post another link? I didn’t get the first six.
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/02/12/212161_ntnews.html
you have to read more carefully.
it belonged to the bride’s grandma. don’t worry she has a spare.
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Must of been heavy and sharp type, i wonder if it vibrated while it was coming to him
I can’t help but notice the contest to win a family pass to see the Wiggles among all that… If anything seems out of place on that front page…
Fail title Failblog …
Hahahahahah very funny
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STRIKE!
I wanna know where it came from
We’ll tell you when you’re older.
love how they have a carrot in the ad below
“and this is what it was shaped like!”
And wait till you hear where it came from….
The CARROT PATCH!!
Only in the Northern Territory O.o
I wouldn’t classify tabloid ‘news’ as a fail, knowing how reliable the stories they write are.
I like the carrot at the bottom of the page. Nice touch!
Is that it there at the bottom?
Gods bless the Northern Territory. Next to the ACT, it’s our best one stop shop for comedy.
Front page headlines in the Northern Territory
YOU FAIL !
ORANGE MECHANICALITY !
It’s Wabbit Season!
It’s totally doable. Not that I’ve ever launched one that far (or ever launched one on purpose), but you’ve got to remember that these are muscles designed for shoving something the size of a bowling ball out quickly and with minimal fuss. They’re quite strong and, with practice… yeah.
TMI!! TMI!! WAAAAAAAAY too much information!!!
Avis, judging by your other comment, you’re too squeamish for this comment page. For your own safety, we ask that you leave ASAP.
No, it’s just that she already hears too much pregnancy commentary from me as it is.
The last couple of minutes.
Anyone else noticed the advertisement below?
I wonder how something like this gets leaked to the media in the first place. There should be strict rules: what happens in bachelor parties, stays in bachelor parties.
I think the funniest part is scrolling down and seeing that huge carrot…
Are you sure he wasn’t hit by a flying carrot?
I still have this paper, along with the other serious work from the nt news
karma