The sign is asking us not put anything on something that is often called to as a piano, but isn’t actually a piano. So it’s OK to put stuff on the actual piano.
“Frickin Piano with a Lasar Beam”. What could be better than that? Well I guess Elton’s Glasses with “Frickin Lasar Beams”, Liberace’s Diamond studded Tuxes with “Frickin Lasar Beams”. Let me postulate on this. I like “Frickin Lasar Beams”!
Then where can we?
Damn you are fast.
It was just here when I came back to the site. Just good timing I guess.
Same with me but you were just quicker.
Fewer words?
Better typer?
My typing skills have improved in the past two or three years. I chalk it up to repeated visits here and other sites.
Sounds reasonable enough to me but i need some rest now. Will write you back tomorrow X)
I’ll be here a while yet. Weather is too nasty to go out tonight.
Same here. hmm.. Could we live in the same place?
Thunderstorm with freezing rain? In the town that just got a new (hopefully fantastic) mayor?
so how does she look? :O
wow
That must be a great town! Too bad the weather is not so great…
Hey, Chicago weather is rough sometimes.
Um nah im like 7h away from you.
*shrugs*
Eh, Weather sucks everywhere in the states right now. Or so it seems.
Um nah i was talking about time zones, so im more like somewhere in europe.
lol im in chicago too! weather sucks =(
Seven? How is the UK this time of year?
Guess some people just dont understand.
but.but.but…
isnt the sign on the “piano”?
Also, the cover.
Can I masturbate the piano?
No.
“Piano” masturbate you.
Can i touch the piano?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There’s a cover on said “piano”…
So… what about the piano without quoatations?
The sign is asking us not put anything on something that is often called to as a piano, but isn’t actually a piano. So it’s OK to put stuff on the actual piano.
WHO PUT THEIR DRINK DOWN ON MY PIANOFORTÉ?
I never knew P&O Ferries had a ship named Forte!
-_-’
“Sure”.
For some reason I read that with a Dr Evil voice.
Please do not put anything on the “Laser”.
it only looks like a “piano” it’s actually a coffin for a very musical vampire.
Maybe Joey wrote the sign. “Sorry”
it can be royal or other kind of “device”
“Frickin Piano with a Lasar Beam”. What could be better than that? Well I guess Elton’s Glasses with “Frickin Lasar Beams”, Liberace’s Diamond studded Tuxes with “Frickin Lasar Beams”. Let me postulate on this. I like “Frickin Lasar Beams”!
I love playing with my “Piano” at night.
Well, since it’s actually not a piano, the quotation marks seem quite right.
Maybe they’re using a piano casing to hide dead bodies, that’s why “piano” is in quotation marks.
Its Actually a piano shaped box of crack, lol
Ah, a fail-fail. It’s not a Piano, It’s a Grand Piano or Pianoforte, so it’s right to put quotation-marks there.
@Vhicta
“Ah, a fail-fail. It’s not a Piano, It’s a Grand Piano or Pianoforte, so it’s right to put quotation-marks there.”
Actually, a Grand Piano is still a Piano.
And piano is just the shortened form of pianoforte. Both words mean the same thing.
But it could be a harpsichord. It probably isn’t, but it might be.
Then why did it not say “Please do not put anything on the Pianoforte”? Huh?
Oh my god I TOOK THIS PHOTO!!!!!!!!!!
The piano can be plugged in, for an added bonus.
I “don’t” get this fail.
ARE YOU ALL BLIND!!! THAT IS NOT A “PIANO” IT’S A WEAPON OF MASS DERPATION :X
After playing the “piano”, employees must “wash their hands”.
Awesome
Win!
“piano” could be short for grand piano maybe
The “piano” is really the control device for the doomsday device.
I can’t stop laughing a this, but I have no idea why it’s so “funny”.
It’s flygel not a piano. That is why it is in caption marks.
If you mean “flugel,” then no, this is not a harpsichord. Harpsichords don’t have sustain pedals.