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why fail?? its the best ideaaa for a bathroom man
Have fun taking a s**t in that.
Yes, wipe … then you won’t have to bang it against a wall.
Bath room. Bath…
Yes. Usa is crazy, taking baths in their toilets
Amen!
dual toilet paper slot
Not seeing the fail.
How is this a fail? Toilter paper is good, because some man don’t want to left drops of piss in their paints and dual slot is not fail either
I think the fail is the fact that although it is a urinal, it’s inside a stall??
Given the Rules of Urinal Usage, it’s probably a more efficient use of space.
I was just thinking men would probably like to have a little more privacy for the urinals. I never understood why women get more privacy than men in a public bathroom, and I’m a female!
The only way I can see this as a true fail is if it was found in a women’s restroom, but there’s no way to tell that.
lol, 2 tp rolls!
The fail is that a urinal is in a stall. Stalls are used for #2.
this is perfect for guys with little willies LOL
Or the rest of us that like privacy from the closet voyeurs. Seriously, buy a mag or something.
What’s wrong?
The BIGGEST fail here is the fact so many people can’t see the fail
You’re kidding right? What man uses TP after using a urinal?! NONE! It’s not like you can put the TP in the urinal and flush it… it’s not like we have an axe wound for genitalia that doesn’t allow for clean release of waste fluids… it wont go anywhere like in a toilet and this may be a surprise to you but we ALL shake it and go… most of us straight to the sink and wash our hands.
Note you said most. I worked many years at a desk near the bathroom. Some of the guys wondered why I would not shake their hands. I knew who didn’t trouble themselves to wash after. And trust me, more did not wash than did and seeing as it was a multi-ethnic group, I know it’s not cultural.
As for who wipes after, I see you speak for every single man on the planet now? Depending on the urinal, some do not have a grate in the bottom. Not most mind you but some. I bet TP goes down them just fine.
Aside from that… take it from a woman… we (many, perhaps not all) think this is one of the single most disgusting habits of men. Not wiping. And we CAN tell and yes we know by smell alone who does, and who does not.
Uh, I’m a woman too, and I’ve never, ever heard of a guy wiping after peeing. The idea seems really weird to me, actually.
Everyone sure as hell better be washing their hands, though.
Yah they should and well, I’ve washed teen aged boy’s laundry so you really start to notice why a guy probably ought to at least pat.
Well if other women are ok with settling for a slob that leaves yellow stains in their shorts more power to them. I did not. Regardless of what some MEN may thing or what some women do not notice because they aren’t married and don’t have to wash their man’s shorts, you aren’t as clean as you think you are.
No one is ever offended by being overly hygienic you know. Especially not your wife. Which would be why MY husband wipes his weenier.
I may never shake hands with men again. Ick.
Tell me about it, Avis! Now, my husband may not be the cleanest man on earth, but he knows how to please me!
Wow.. that would ALMOST be hilarious if Avis didn’t already know my husband is about as clean cut as they come.
Well that or if she didn’t know who was me and who wasn’t.
Seriously, grow up and move on already. I don’t give a crap if you have an issue with me being long winded. I’m not leaving and you aren’t going to win. EVER.
Oh yah, and I don’t need secondary accounts. What you see is what you get. You wanna play this game… fine. Lets play. Just don’t say you weren’t warned.
Getting the FBI involved could take care of this once and for all. Believe me, I would know.
That’s always an option but since they are committing at least 3 federal crimes… stalking, impersonation and copyright infringement, I’m sure FB will take the situation seriously and deal with this person before they find themselves in jail because they were not mature to shut up on Failblog.
Unless the while goal is to be some guy named Bubba’s new best butt buddy of course. Then they might be getting what they want.
While not while…. typing fail
Lol… see… I made you think about it didn’t I?
WHAT?? okey, I know you don’t say all women notice if guys wipe or not. But I as a woman have never ever thought of that! And as far as I know neither have any of my friends, and my friends and I share everything, sometimes it becomes too much information but never have i heard any of them complain about the guy not wiping after peeing..
See my comment above about teen aged boys and laundry. *SIGH* and yuck.
Gert, get off the computer and go make dinner for your husband and get ready to pick up the kids from school. you know your life shouldn’t be much more than that.
Okay… I gotta say… It’s been fun messing with you all, but it’s time for me to move on (bigger and better things, ya know).
I just wanted you to know this before I go… I don’t really feel the way I portray myself around here. I can’t believe some of you actually fell for it! I mean, who really is this b!tchy?? Haha!
And BTW, I’m not really a woman! Ta-ta!!
Signed,
Gert
Ok idiot.. you aren’t even trying any more. Seriously… get a life already.
Internet impersonation/stalking is for high schoolers.
Oh wait… you probably dropped out at 16 when your English teacher said you had to shut the h*ll up in class and stop being annoying.
I don’t understand you people
*SIGH*
You act as if you don’t want to hear my ranting and raving, and when I finally admit that I’m really a troll and leaving – you berate me with insults!
It is comments like these that make me want to stick around and troll some more! Perhaps under pseudonym… Hmmm… that’ll keep you on your toes!
No Really! You are MORE than welcome to leave this site! We are so tired of reading your “essays”. Even if you are a troll just messing with the nice people here, your intelligence level is far below what a normal adult (if you are indeed an adult) should be at. Goodbye and good riddance!
hey Really… we know it’s you. Pretty much every time you don’t sound like me at all.
Just an FYI.. stalkers don’t get to accuse others of immaturity or lack of intelligence. Mostly because stalking and impersonating someone is neither mature not intelligent.
It’s pretty sad I’m the only person that will even speak to you that isn’t living in your home. That ought to tell you something important about your life choices.
I don’t get it. Why you trolling me, bro? LOL! We should actually join forces, and have some REAL fun with these fools!
And BTW…. really.. and I do mean Really because I know it’s you dipwad… just because I’m not a fat middle aged loser like you doesn’t mean I’m not a woman. So sorry I made it impossible for you to stalk me anywhere else so you don’t know how I look but I didn’t have to by a Russian husband by mail order because I’m such a dog I can’t get a man like you did.
Again… Really… we know it’s you. Pretty much every time you don’t sound like me at all. So sorry I made it impossible for you to stalk me anywhere else, but it’s pretty sad I’m the only person that will even speak to you that isn’t living in your home. That ought to tell you something important about your life choices.
Seriously… if you’re going to use my name and avatar, at least PLEASE try to sound mildly intelligent! Is that too much to ask for?
I’d like to remind the person cloning my account that using someone’s signed original artwork against their wishes is against the law. So is impersonating someone especially with the intent to discredit them.
Now, if you want to keep playing this game eventually Failblog will simply tire of your crap and block your IP address and any other IP address you might think to use. I’m sure eventually you’ll find a way around that and we can start this process over again until you run out of internet providers or finally grow up.
Whichever comes first.
So save yourself some time and effort and move on with your life. PLEASE. For your own mental well being. Move on.
Or if I get really bored I could call my attorney about copyright infringement, discuss with Failblog every IP address involved in this little exercise, track you down and sue you. You are, after all, committing several prosecutable crimes. I’m sure a judge would be more than happy to make an example of a little punk like you.
WEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWEEEEOOOOOWEEEEOOOOO
WHAT’S THIS?! SOMEONE IS USING YOUR DRAWING?? MA’AM WE’LL GET RIGHT ON THAT!!! THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO US I HOPE YOU’RE OK!!!!
That’s ok CP… I have a lawyer that handles such things for me. I realize you are attempting humor but this person has been stalking people for a while now and it’s time it stopped.
The line crossed from trolling to stalking when the cloning started.
no fail, no one see your johnson
The fail is…where do you PUT the used TP (not that most men would use it?) Icky. I’m all for privacy, even for urinals, but no place to flush TP and you sure wouldn’t want guys to poop in the urinal.
I wouldn’t mind a little bit more privacy while pissing.
Also, the wall panel at the right hand side is badly askew – see how it tapers outward towards the top? Probably not designed to support 2 toilet paper holders…
o.O not designed to support TP?
Poor installation job but TP and TP holders are pretty light. You’d know that if you’ve ever renovated a bathroom. Or changed the TP roll.
For that extra privacy setting. Or just squeeze the poop inside.
This is for stubborn.
Randy Quaid-approved.
oh no. mister mackey is going to be pissed off again…
And the tp’s obviously been used as well. Somebody appreciates it.
I’m betting their coworkers appreciate it as well.
I would love to crap in that.
I would give my right nut to drop an epic heater in there. And I would enjoy it thoroughly. It being both the heater, and the rusty-spoon surgery.
take a dump like a boss
I think Gert deserves a “not letting it go” fail. And before you make an assumption. I wash. I just got tired of you being a very chatty raincloud. This is a humor site. Just let folks laugh. Bye.
I think you need to realize that Gert has an impostor.
Are you the real Gert? Just had a thought maybe all Gerts are fake. Who is real, OH NO need to see a shrink again AAAAHHHHHHhhhhhh…….
It’s not that hard to tell which is which. The fake one is the Real b*tch.
One Gert is real.. the other Gert is simply someone suffering from obvious and extreme Gert envy.
Or do you mean fake like pretending to be something I’m not? I’m not sure anyone would intend to pretend to be this geeky. I’d worry about them if they did.
I could maybe understand that some men might want some privacy, but where the hell would the used TP go? Plus, you just know someones gonna drop an epic log in there…
I don’t think the intent is to wipe your wiener. Sometimes you have to take a leak and you also have a mad case of swamp ass. Take your leak and make a maintenance wipe all at once… very good idea.
ROTFLMAO! Well that too.
But where would you put it when you’re done? If all the stalls are taken, you will be left standing in line with a peed on piece of toilet paper.
There is no win here.
Thou Shalt wipe thy wiener and you will be cleaner.
Jesus Christ… even Jesus wipes!
Yes my child I do…..now please procure me a cracked magazine while I am in the latrine.
Jesus Christ.. a Cracked magazine. *shakes head*
Mary taught you well.
I think if you are worried about Jesus being sexy you have issues best dealt with on a more professional level. lol.
Interesting thought, then most men here need to wipe after peeing, circumcision isn’t popular here (around 15%, mostly medical reasons).
Also I’m pretty sure no one here would find it that weird when a guy wipes after peeing (when it’s possible, would work with quite some urinals here, also a high amount of men generally uses stalls for privacy reasons.)
At last someone reasonable. There are some of us who don’t like taking away piss stains on their underwear. Also it’s not quite enjoyable to do it in standing position and risk piss splattering onto yourself or near the urinal. It’s an all around better solution to have a toilet and to sit on it, in a stall. Down with the urinals!
If burning feeling persists, go see your doctor!
You know I was thinking that but I just did not want to say anything…
This is clearly a fail because my senator left his phone number on a piece of paper on the floor.
Ha ha ha ha x 1000….
finally someone else who’s sane, i’m always annoyed by the lack of TP in public bathrooms, i always use it after peeing at home.
also maybe it’s a cultural thing in the USA, but over here most guys wash their hands after peeing as far as i know.
Wankerchiefs
If you carefully look at the way the partition is leaning and is not attached to the wall, like the other side is. some one put it thier and took the picture………………..Thought you were sneaky!!!!!!
Free toilet paper.
Loving that Gert is being replicated and mocked. but more importantly I think a stall is a great idea, no fail here. And about the dirty mens boxers with tiny dots, your boys don’t shake enough secondly have you looked in your dirty underwear girls need to wear pads or wipe every 30 minutes if keeping your underwear from having any marks defines cleanliness.
Girl ‘stuff’ does not look, taste, nor smell like urine. If you want to know what it’s like to go down on a guy that does walk in a nursing home and take a nice big sniff.
If you think that smell is sexy go for it. Being a jerk about the guys that are more comfortable wiping than taking that chance though is just kind of… well… childish.
If there only was a glory hole, then i wouldn’t be as surprised, but i guess they can also do it under the stall
It’ll be hard to take a crap with that! xD
It wouldn’t be a fail if they took out the toilet paper.