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..either not much doobie, oooorrr (ok, i won’t go there)..
..um crack rather than doobie..sorry, i’m fixated..
I guess it wasn’t a great hiding place for his stash…
So Salvia is illegal in Canada but legal in the US? Odd!
But they didn’t mention the saliva they found on his foreskin? Great!
At least he was creative?
Random Danni is Great, I love your new name!
Wait, does Great count this time?
Yes, it does count. It counts whenever AllGreatAllTheTime says it! Have a good day! Also, I would like you to have a good evening!
don’t you mean a GREAT evening?
The great is implied, Kevin…
HE’S UNCIRCUMSICED???
Umm… I don’t know Kevin personally, so I couldn’t tell you. Either way, he seems like a great guy, amirite?
Yes, kevin does seem…Good. Amazing even. But Kevin should prove himself somehow. Does Kevin know any tricks?
As far as I know salvia IS legal in Canada, or at least in Ontario. Several head shops sell it where I live.
Yep Saskatchewan too.
It’s illegal in some states.
Actually its not illegal. not sure y u would say that
ahh, they’ve caught the Louisville smuggler, we can rest easier at night.
I think at that point it’s a five or a sixskin.
ZING!
Bazinga
Since when is saliva illegal?
Fail. There aren’t any typos in the article.
How is o.o’s comment a fail? Assuming that his spelling was just a typo, it’s still a valid question, since salvia is legal in most places.
The article said “salvia,” not “saliva.” I had to read it twice, too, before I caught that.
Either you thought they said saliva, or you live in one of MANY places where salvia is legal (for adults anyway).
Saliva is legal everywhere. Salvia, not so much.
I don’t know what Salvia is. *shame*
http://i54.tinypic.com/2l8iwpf.jpg
hahaha
It’s a plant, the common name is “Diviner’s Sage”. It’s been around forever, but in the last few years the general public started to figured out it’ll give you a wicked trip for a few minutes. So some states in the US are banning it, but it’s still legal under Federal law and not classified by the FDA.
*KNOCK’s on birdcage* OPEN UP! THIS IS THE LLAMA SNOW BRIGADE, We’ve come to inspect your house and/or mouth of Illegal SALIVA!
He’s hiding a lot of junk in his trunk, too.
..don’t go there, PikalaxALT..
So that’s why there’s no jewish drug dealers.. I always wondered.
+1
+1? That’s it? This guy deserves OVER +9000!!!
Oh come, he already has a couple more inches… don’t go too far. +1 is all he gets. Enough is enough.
Inches? No, I’m talking Internets.
+1000 Internets to you, sir.
fail – Israeilis are notorious for dealing
enaud
Y U NO GET THE JOKE?
Since when has salvia (divinorum aka seers sage) been a synthetic anything?
Its a natural sage variety and the effects nothing like that of cannabinoids, its an hallucinogen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvia_divinorum
Please tell me it’s drugs that have caused you to lose all grasp of the written English language and not just plain stupidity.
You refer to the part of the article where they called the salvia “synthesized cannabinoid”.
If it was cut into little convenient bits, it is “synthesized” and not in it’s raw plant state.
But salvia is neither a cannibanoid or a piperazine, nor is codeine for that matter
The ‘controlled substance’ charge does hold water though
I’ve frequently seen salvia sold as an extract, which looks like little black pieces rather than leaves. Maybe that’s the “synthetic” aspect of it. Still not a cannabinoid though.
Seriously, as if I needed another reason to NEVER smoke crack.
..light it up, Avis-!..(i lol’ed)..
The last thing you want is a cracked foreskin.
This should have been the title! +4 internets to you good sir!
“So is that a bag of coke in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
I am not looking forward to my next TSA search at the airport. They learn from example you know.
If they learn from example then doesn’t that mean that soon we will have to go to airports naked with transparent luggage?
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo foreskin cause they’re strip searching errybody out here
Why in the world the officer check inside is prepuce skin???
Was he trying to do a blowjob and end with white stuff in his mouth?
only GWB but he isn’t in office anymore.
Yeah, but that had to be one dog determined cop to find it pull it for evidence.
lol, good girl… no, no doggy , down… no, o, o, god doggie og doggie u
You don’t think they could see a bag of crack under his foreskin without looking??? I don’t think they were poking around under there.
hm…
i think if a drug-sniffing dog had found it, he had a problem…lol…
You know whats more amazing? He hid it up there, WITH NO HANDS!!!!!
Good one!
That guy smokes teh c**k
WAIT
THEY CHECKED HIS FORESKIN??!?!
that’s sick
No, im sure they did a strip search, and when they made them squat and cough, it must of popped out, or they noticed it there
They found a legitimate reason to do full body searches. It’s the end of the world as we know it.
“Bob, your excuses are not worth a foreskin full of stale Brie.”
That line out of “Preacher: Until the End of the World,” uttered by Jesus de Sade, never really made sense to me until now.
“I scream, you scream, there’s crack in his foreskin”
Umm no – I’m not screaming that, actually.
Problem, addicts?
why were they checking there???
Common hiding place. Whenever I have chocolate that I don’t want my wife to find it’s my first port of call.
Really? I’d have thought you’d WANT your wife to find it
This is why I’m circumcising my children.
Your children will just have to hide their crack up their butts, instead.
Wait, all your children? It is illegal to circumcise a girl, might wanna rethink that.
That is stupid to do it to boys anyway, as we have learned from this article, it is an awesome hiding spot! (Unless you are stripsearched by the cops)
yeah mutilate your children’s genitals for this?????
circumcision reduces sexual pleasure both by removing the gliding motion and the most sensitive nerves…..great idea…..
+1 for you sir. Hit the nail on the head… no pun intended.
God, I’d hate to be a cop.
Yeah, I’m never gonna listen to anyone’s bull about how they’re overpaid ever again.
Hey, it worked, didn’t it?
I am sure that the police have found contraband in every orifice the human body possesses.
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I’m more put off by the fact the cop looked inside his foreskin
Welcome to Jamaica Have a nice day…
When I become a cop, for now one I will check everyone’s foreskin.
Maybe he was only trying to get “high” !
I think it’s safe to assume that his pen*s was high 8)
..i getcha..seepage..
many older white americans have no idea what a foreskin really is, so I guess they felt they had to spell it out
Whoever found it deserves hazard pay. *shudder*
Ugh… just remember, druggies – this is where your latest fix couldve come from. some guys knob-sock.
He must have been desparate……
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