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  1. kindness says:

    Obviously not a skiing Pastor.

  2. Not-So-Handy Andy says:

    How is praying a win? I’m a typical internet atheist.

    • NoriMori says:

      Me too, but this is too funny to ruin it by pointing out that no amount of prayer will bring snow. Seriously, I wish every church I went by had funny messages on their signs like this. XD

      • kattheryn says:

        In my home town, we had a record high temperature for a week straight during July. The church downtown had “If you think it’s hot here…” on theirs. I lol’d.

      • skeptikal says:

        Ya, it’s too much fun to ruin it like that. I prefer to ruin it like this:

        “If God is listening to the other guy and bringing snow when your entire church is praying for sun, what does THAT tell you about who is right and wrong about what God wants?”

    • Vurtax says:

      wow you athiests come to ruin every bit of fun all the time..

      • Wicked man says:

        Go pray that they be burned alive with Chilli sauce for their sins… or their houses be covered in snow so that they suffocate. One of these surely will work, according to this pic.

    • ScreamingDeaf says:

      An atheist with a picture of Ghaal (who is a satanist) as his avatar isn’t very logical for an atheist.

      • ScreamingDeaf says:

        Remove one *an atheist* frome the above post.
        /edit

        • MeiTow says:

          A practitioner of a pre-Christian religion is not a Satanist. Kind of hard to be a Satanist when your beliefs and religion were around centuries before Christianity and their beliefs.

          Also, just because the poster above likes a certain band doesn’t mean he/she has the same views as its frontman…just sayin’.

          • operagost says:

            It’s a fail to think Ghaal is a Satanist, but it’s also a fail to think that Satan first appeared in Christianity when he’s in the first chapter of Genesis in the Bible. Judaism is far older than Germanic Paganism.

            • skeptikal says:

              In Genesis it’s not a “HE” it’s a snake of some sort, and that’s about all the Old Testament says about it.
              Any images or common descriptions of the devil as an angel, goat, horned demon, or the other various descriptions were either from Revelations (written in the 1st century AD) or taken from Pagan religions by the Catholic Church during their ‘Purification’ of Europe.

    • ben says:

      I’m fairly certain Andy is joking here, by saying he’s a “typical internet atheist”, it sounds as though he’s mocking the berating comments some people see fit to post when a post pertains to anything religious. Something such as “How is praying a win?” always crops up when a post concerns religion, so I believe he’s taking a stab at those that comment in such a manner. Nobody likes those smarta$$es.

    • Born2Rock says:

      I’m an atheist and I find this highly amusing.

  3. Will Fail says:

    It’s me and I’ll never stop! HA HA HA HA HA! Trollin the nation!

  4. Avis says:

    We don’t have much in the way of accumulation here in Chicago right now, but that wind is BRUTAL.

  5. aeiour says:

    HA!thats nothing compared to how much snow is up here in north dakota.snows every day.

  6. Fez says:

    Silly church, everyone knows prayer doesn’t work!

  7. Joseph says:

    And here in NYC, there’s been a winter storm almost every week since that post-Christmas Day Blizzard. Whoever is praying for snow, please keep praying! :)

  8. Shing says:

    WHOMEVER.

    Idiots

  9. John says:

    LOLOLOLOL! I seriously rofl’d onto the floor hahahha

  10. Shiny says:

    I’m an athiest too, but I kind want to go to this church now.

  11. Wicked man says:

    LOL

  12. Cool Face says:

    Unfortunately god is pretend so their request is redundant.

  13. Avis says:

    Okay, I like snow. But really. This is getting ridiculous. Now we have thunder and lightning. Major roads are shut down. And my cable is out. ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!

  14. Spailsko says:

    Lol that’s me. We haven’t got one inch of snow where I live.

  15. Philanthropy says:

    implying prayers are answered by god.

  16. IowaBlizzard says:

    I will stop praying for Snow when I get the million dollars that was supposed to come with it.

  17. it’s weather modification!

  18. FluffySama says:

    SOWEE!!!!

  19. Crystallia says:

    Hahahaha, awesome.

  20. Lori says:

    That would be me!

  21. Born2Rock says:

    I prefer ‘Snowmageddon’.

  22. /0 says:

    Silly northerners and your fabricated stories about white stuff falling out of the sky. Florida is quite pleasant at the moment.

  23. Brandon says:

    The east cost is drowning in snow but here in Washington State we barely have enough snow to keep Snoqualmie Pass open to skiers

  24. Dudeshutup says:

    I don’t care if you worship beanie babies, it’s FUNNY. Stop arguing about religon.

    Just shutttttttttttttttup and laugh.

  25. Ash says:

    If only some other religions (you know the one) were this funny.

  26. ramiroraptor says:

    I’m praying for snow and I won’t stop. Entropy shall fall under the level of zero degrees of Kelvin soon enough. Meeting 5th level of Abyss’s river Styx (aka liquid nitrogen) on the way.

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