Me too, but this is too funny to ruin it by pointing out that no amount of prayer will bring snow. Seriously, I wish every church I went by had funny messages on their signs like this. XD
In my home town, we had a record high temperature for a week straight during July. The church downtown had “If you think it’s hot here…” on theirs. I lol’d.
Ya, it’s too much fun to ruin it like that. I prefer to ruin it like this:
“If God is listening to the other guy and bringing snow when your entire church is praying for sun, what does THAT tell you about who is right and wrong about what God wants?”
Go pray that they be burned alive with Chilli sauce for their sins… or their houses be covered in snow so that they suffocate. One of these surely will work, according to this pic.
A practitioner of a pre-Christian religion is not a Satanist. Kind of hard to be a Satanist when your beliefs and religion were around centuries before Christianity and their beliefs.
Also, just because the poster above likes a certain band doesn’t mean he/she has the same views as its frontman…just sayin’.
It’s a fail to think Ghaal is a Satanist, but it’s also a fail to think that Satan first appeared in Christianity when he’s in the first chapter of Genesis in the Bible. Judaism is far older than Germanic Paganism.
In Genesis it’s not a “HE” it’s a snake of some sort, and that’s about all the Old Testament says about it.
Any images or common descriptions of the devil as an angel, goat, horned demon, or the other various descriptions were either from Revelations (written in the 1st century AD) or taken from Pagan religions by the Catholic Church during their ‘Purification’ of Europe.
I’m fairly certain Andy is joking here, by saying he’s a “typical internet atheist”, it sounds as though he’s mocking the berating comments some people see fit to post when a post pertains to anything religious. Something such as “How is praying a win?” always crops up when a post concerns religion, so I believe he’s taking a stab at those that comment in such a manner. Nobody likes those smarta$$es.
Did you look at when I typed that? I know what’s going on, the lake IS RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM ME!!!
At this point, I just don’t want to lose power.
And here in NYC, there’s been a winter storm almost every week since that post-Christmas Day Blizzard. Whoever is praying for snow, please keep praying!
Okay, I like snow. But really. This is getting ridiculous. Now we have thunder and lightning. Major roads are shut down. And my cable is out. ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!
I’m praying for snow and I won’t stop. Entropy shall fall under the level of zero degrees of Kelvin soon enough. Meeting 5th level of Abyss’s river Styx (aka liquid nitrogen) on the way.
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Obviously not a skiing Pastor.
He’s probably not great at skiing, bro.
this is really hilarious.. hahahahahaha…. Prayers can’t only move mountains…
Oh my, the one time a prayer is answered XD
you’re welcome!
How is praying a win? I’m a typical internet atheist.
Me too, but this is too funny to ruin it by pointing out that no amount of prayer will bring snow. Seriously, I wish every church I went by had funny messages on their signs like this. XD
In my home town, we had a record high temperature for a week straight during July. The church downtown had “If you think it’s hot here…” on theirs. I lol’d.
“stop drop and roll will not work in hell”
Ya, it’s too much fun to ruin it like that. I prefer to ruin it like this:
“If God is listening to the other guy and bringing snow when your entire church is praying for sun, what does THAT tell you about who is right and wrong about what God wants?”
wow you athiests come to ruin every bit of fun all the time..
Go pray that they be burned alive with Chilli sauce for their sins… or their houses be covered in snow so that they suffocate. One of these surely will work, according to this pic.
Because, you know, it’s not like God says “Yes” or “No” to certain prayers.
Exactly, as imaginary friends don’t actually say anything. It’s the person’s imagination, pretty much like speaking to yourself.
An atheist with a picture of Ghaal (who is a satanist) as his avatar isn’t very logical for an atheist.
Remove one *an atheist* frome the above post.
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A practitioner of a pre-Christian religion is not a Satanist. Kind of hard to be a Satanist when your beliefs and religion were around centuries before Christianity and their beliefs.
Also, just because the poster above likes a certain band doesn’t mean he/she has the same views as its frontman…just sayin’.
It’s a fail to think Ghaal is a Satanist, but it’s also a fail to think that Satan first appeared in Christianity when he’s in the first chapter of Genesis in the Bible. Judaism is far older than Germanic Paganism.
In Genesis it’s not a “HE” it’s a snake of some sort, and that’s about all the Old Testament says about it.
Any images or common descriptions of the devil as an angel, goat, horned demon, or the other various descriptions were either from Revelations (written in the 1st century AD) or taken from Pagan religions by the Catholic Church during their ‘Purification’ of Europe.
I’m fairly certain Andy is joking here, by saying he’s a “typical internet atheist”, it sounds as though he’s mocking the berating comments some people see fit to post when a post pertains to anything religious. Something such as “How is praying a win?” always crops up when a post concerns religion, so I believe he’s taking a stab at those that comment in such a manner. Nobody likes those smarta$$es.
I’m an atheist and I find this highly amusing.
It’s me and I’ll never stop! HA HA HA HA HA! Trollin the nation!
Actually that would be the guy above you, actually.
>>Please do NOT feed the trolls<<
actually…..actually
Are you for real???
We don’t have much in the way of accumulation here in Chicago right now, but that wind is BRUTAL.
Of course you don’t have much accumulation… Chicago pols always skim a little off the top.
Things have changed since I typed that. We’ve got accumulation. And thunder and lightning. This s**t is scary.
We have accumulation now. Along with thunder and lightning. Sh*t just got scary here.
May double post, other attempt got caught in the filter.
Stay safe buddy.
I haven’t been outside all day today. NOTHING could convince me to go out there now!
And thank you!
Hah! Should have read just an inch further.
Yeah, the lightning WITH white-out snow conditions at the same time is a first for me, and I’m a native Chicagoan.
Hey, shut up! Have you looked outside in the last 5 minutes?
Did you look at when I typed that? I know what’s going on, the lake IS RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM ME!!!
At this point, I just don’t want to lose power.
Hope you’re safe at home, and shoveling out today didn’t take too many hours. I’m taking a much needed break myself.
I am, I live in a high-rise, so the shoveling is not done by me. We still have power, and LSD is STILL closed!!
HA!thats nothing compared to how much snow is up here in north dakota.snows every day.
Silly church, everyone knows prayer doesn’t work!
Prayer DOES work… So long as you’re the one praying for your own somewhat speedier recovery maybe. Wait, what was your definition of “works?”
Bah. Darn placebo effect. But, defining “works” as the way Christians define it (as in God answering prayers), I stand by my comment.
THis pic proves you wrong. Repent, for thou art deemed otherwise.
works for me, I’m praying for more snow.
And here in NYC, there’s been a winter storm almost every week since that post-Christmas Day Blizzard. Whoever is praying for snow, please keep praying!
this is actually in ny! huntington, long island, ny
WHOMEVER.
Idiots
Nope. It’s whoever. It would be whomever if they were praying ‘to’ whomever.
*snork*
LOLOLOLOL! I seriously rofl’d onto the floor hahahha
I’m an athiest too, but I kind want to go to this church now.
LOL
Unfortunately god is pretend so their request is redundant.
Unfortunately your sense of humor is broken, maybe you should pray to gain some?
U mad, bro?
Okay, I like snow. But really. This is getting ridiculous. Now we have thunder and lightning. Major roads are shut down. And my cable is out. ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!
NOT THE CABLE! oh dear God no, anything but the cable
Well, it would have been nice to track the storm, and still be able to communicate with people.
Cable is still out btw.
If you can’t live without Internet/phone or even electricity for a couple of days, you’re doing something wrong.
Lol that’s me. We haven’t got one inch of snow where I live.
implying prayers are answered by god.
1/10
10/10
Current average : 5/10
My bad : 5.5/10
I will stop praying for Snow when I get the million dollars that was supposed to come with it.
Start working on your snow-removal company. ^^
it’s weather modification!
SOWEE!!!!
Hahahaha, awesome.
That would be me!
I prefer ‘Snowmageddon’.
Silly northerners and your fabricated stories about white stuff falling out of the sky. Florida is quite pleasant at the moment.
*THWACKS /o with the shellacked mackerel*
We already have 20 inches (in some areas) and the snow is still falling.
The east cost is drowning in snow but here in Washington State we barely have enough snow to keep Snoqualmie Pass open to skiers
I don’t care if you worship beanie babies, it’s FUNNY. Stop arguing about religon.
Just shutttttttttttttttup and laugh.
If only some other religions (you know the one) were this funny.
I’m praying for snow and I won’t stop. Entropy shall fall under the level of zero degrees of Kelvin soon enough. Meeting 5th level of Abyss’s river Styx (aka liquid nitrogen) on the way.
It is perfect time to make some plans for the longer term and it’s time to be happy. I have learn this publish and if I may I wish to recommend you some fascinating things or advice. Perhaps you can write next articles referring to this article. I want to learn even more things about it!
Hey, your blog is a great one. I will bookmark it.
Does your blog have a contact page? I’m having trouble locating it but, I’d like to send you an e-mail. I’ve got some ideas for your blog you might be interested in hearing. Either way, great site and I look forward to seeing it improve over time.
I don’t even know the way I ended up here, but I assumed this submit was once good. I don’t realize who you’re however definitely you are going to a famous blogger in case you are not already. Cheers!