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She is trying to be as great as Dr. Frankenstein.
Should have chanted to Cthulhu. Ia! Ia!
Should have chanted to YOU. Great! Great!
some people are.. well.. stupid!
No, no, no, no. Some people are crazy psychos who belong in an asylum.
Agreed.
i don’t even get it
Fire bad!
Necrotic rituals good!
Combination meh
C-Combo breaker?
preserving with gasoline?? oh yeah i’ve heard of that before
*makes circle movement next to head*
Well coating with oil prevents oxidation and during the second world war it was common to use sodium silicate (liquid glass) to preserve eggs in the same way.
Benzine Eggs. Mjmummy.
that’s just sad…
I agree… This one is just kind of sad….
Yeah
Not funny…… Sorry.
this isn´t funny. think about the hard breaking trouble the woman went through. she kept her dead sister in her house for a year and tryed to reanmite her. Not what i call sorry, she just is mental ill. She didn´t know what she was doing. this isn´t funny.
Well, that’s probably why it’s fail blog and not funny blog. I didn’t think it was funny either but I did have a bit of a O.o WTF?! moment with it.
well, writing “FAIL” with big letters across the image is supposed to look like “haha look at these morons”. Don’t you agree? Look at the failblog’s logo. Failblog is about funny fails.
look at the title, failblog.org epic fails funny videos and funny pics
I agree, it’s not funny. Mental illness, loneliness and grief, leading almost to self-destruction. Where’s the funny bit?
What she did is funny, but not why she did it. I dont think the person who submitted this, has a heart or he/she is just a bad person who should be in hell.
What is hell? Is it that imaginary firery place that you christian folks wish others to go to? Haha
This is just sad.
Nobody ever gave you any reason to expect posts here to be funny. It’s a fail- a common sense fail, a mental health fail, a not-mummifying-your-dead fail, a not-setting-your-house-on-fire fail, whatever. It’s a fail, therefore it belongs here.
Furthermore, though it’s not funny-ha-ha, I find it exceedingly funny-weird. Go ahead, argue with that one.
Read the page’s title.
Epic Fail FUNNY Videos and FUNNY Pictures.
I do expect funny posts, indeed.
guys guys guys………. again and again, this is not funnyblog, this is failblog, and to me, that poor crazy old lady has failed in so many levels, that her poor sister was lucky to be dead at the time of the ritual…… wanna funny, furry, bright colored stuff, go to disney site…
Hey douche… the title says, and I quote: “Failblog.org Epic Fail Funny Videos and Funny Pictures”.
So you come to this site because it’s sad sometimes? Or just to see things go wrong. Things go wrong quite a lot, auchwitz, hiroshima, 911, christmas tsunami, the challenger shuttle. I’m sure you’ll have a great time with all this not-furry, not-brightly coloured, non-disney fail.
WE DO! And 9/11, Hiroshima, Auschwitz and tsunamis are all quite epicly funny. Whenever humans die, I laugh, because it’s so much better than crying. Also, mankind is a desease and needs to be cured. Everything you just summed up are parts of the cure. I know someone will just reply with: go kill yourself if you think mankind is a desease. My reply: I will one day be part of the cure! Maybe not as a massmurderer or w/e, but I hope to start a revolution in the thought pattern of man, to end the destruction of all that feeds us, gives us life. Mankind is a desease, and as long as people keep doing s**t like this and the crap you summed up, I will enjoy them dying. THIS IS EPIC FUNNY S**T!
I used to enjoy and respect your posts.
by sorry on line 3 i meant funny
She preserved with gasoline, then tried to reanimate it by electrocuting it? Foolproof. Who would have thought that would start a fire?
with logic like that, this is bound to work with the right mixture of gas and electric current. mythbusters should tackle this, i am sure they will find the proper conditions needed to bring this sister back!
Did she lived?
I saw what you did there!
Note the tags: Health, Russia, Thrills&Spills. Fair enough with the first two, but “Thrills&Spills”?
Crazy lady electrocutes her dead sister! Wheeee!
It would appear that gasoline soaked mummified remains are … resistant … to re-animation by electrical current.
Woah, this is some shocking news
In Soviet Russia, Mummy revives you!
In Soviet Russia Vodka revives you!
WIN
In Soviet Russia, That makes no sense!
Yes, sense does not make a person.
Politicians, at least.
In Soviet Russia (or Russia for that matter) nothing makes sense.
“apparently was not completely of sound mind”…..apparently!
Yes, rather an understatement, that.
that was the clincher for me. i really did LOL IRL! it’s sad for her, i feel bad but seriously, “apparently”? what was your first indication? pickling her sister in gas or trying to jump start her?
I think THAT is the fail here and I’m glad someone else saw it!
Wow, craziness
That’s so sad… :[
Yeah, that’s a more appropriate reaction.
In Soviet Russia, nobody knows about Soviet Russia jokes.
Failblog.org is now in hospital suffering from burns and smoke inhalation.
I thought that was the best line, if you notice though, the word covered up by “FailBlog.org” is sister. So the line is “The sister is in the hospital…” Ummm, the dead one?
poor woman
poor lady
Surely this should be ‘galvanism fail’
I thought everyone had seen Fullmetal Alchemist. Those reanimation attempts all end the same…
I came here JUST to see if anyone mentioned that show.
Hahaha, same here. My first thought (although admittedly I’ve been watching Brotherhood recently) was “c’mon guys, human transmutation never works…”
darwinism at its finest.
stupid woman
Darwinism doesn’t work properly anymore because civilization takes care of people like you
I agree with AgentJ. Then again I said the same thing about Brian Reed too.
She wasn’t of birthing age upon this non fatal event. So that’s two things that….nevermind. Use a capital letter at least.
THANK YOU for your very sensible response to the misuse of the word
darwinism.
OMGWTFBBQ – I finally found a situation where that’s an appropriate comment.
+1
Reanimating corpses is probably something best left to the pros. Think of it as similar to produce, fresher is better.
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. WTF
Necromancy Fail
(You beat me to it…)
Necromancy – Ur doin it rong! RONG RONG RONG!
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-dog-pictures-neutering.jpg
> Necromancy fail.
This. That is not how one reanimates dead. Well, she had to try it.
In Soviet russia, zombie turns into human you.
Scariest thought to spring to mind while reading this: Somewhere an even crazier person is just waiting for their moment in the spotlight.
You’re doing it wrong. It only takes:
* A head from a goat
* A wing from a bat
* A tongue from a snake
* A tail from a rat
* A neck from a chicken
* An eye from a crow
* And a little itty bitty little drip of Faygo
Urals. They do it different there.
only in america
jk
Um, no. Check the dateline.
I really don’t know how this could be considered a fail. The poor woman is suffering from a severe mental disorder and clearly incapable of rational thought. Its like laughing at somebody in a wheelchair for being unable to use stairs.
mmmmmm, sounds delicious
Them Caucasians r smart
Setting dead things on fire does not bring them back to life. I’m the only exception to this rule.
Hey sweet! I was born in Ekaterinburg woo hoo go my hometown
silly grandma only ice and radioactivity works
green glow ice?
The fail for me was the bizarrely inconsiderate pun in the headline. Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should.
YES! This was the other FAIL, that and the ‘apparently not of sound mind’ bit. Sensitive news reporting.
It’s not alive!
Yes Mother, I will check on sister….
Fake…
Who says women can’t be creepy dahmer-esque shut ins?
this is sad….the woman must have really missed her sister.
WHAAAAT THEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?
make the words smaller next time.
Alchemy…urdoinitwrong.
Alchemy… nothingtodowithraisingthedead…
try to use smth like google translate with http://community.livejournal.com/russian_horror/
tonns of such stuff there.
Jeez, that’s creepy! And the silhouette image attached to the article doesn’t really help make it less creepy…