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Double Fail – prostitution is illegal in Vegas.
Seriously…he shows up at the court house for the lawsuit, and promptly gets arrested for confessing a crime to a judge. Case closed.
Nothing you say in court can be used against you EXCEPT during the current case in front of the judge. But then the police could use this evidence to further look into his solicitation of a prostitute.
The judge must’ve thought this case wasn’t a great one.
..you wondering how great that prostitute was, AllGreat?..i know i am..
I wasn’t, but NOW I am… great.
Blame Canada.
Naw – I they already take great blame for Bieber.
Isn’t this is the guy who call 911 for is stolen weeds some week ago?
Isn’t this is the guy who call 911 for is stolen greatness some week ago?
Who’s greatness did he steal, I wonder?
No one owns greatness. It is there for all to share!
haha hey weed is sacred no one is right to stoles other man weed
Uh, not sure that’s right. Settlement negotiations, etc. can’t be used against you, but any statements against interest can come up again. It should be the same as being collaterally estopped.
You can’t admit an issue when it benefits you and then later deny it when it doesn’t.
true! yet another Fail is the lawyer siding with that complaint…
Lol
Prostitution is legal in Vegas just not street prostituiton and it doesnt say if it was street or not so iam going to gues it wasnt because the Article was taken out of context and he is in College.
I thought it was legal in Nevada? Isn’t Las Vegas in Nevada?
..yah..& it’s quite near to the USofA, too..
its legal in every county EXCEPT Washoe (Reno) & Clark (Vegas) That is why when you fly in to either place, you’ll see taxi cabs with “bunny ranch” ads, meaning they will take you outside of city limits for that sort of thing
no it’s not. it’s just as legal as gambling there. that’s why it’s called ‘sin city’.
your a moron
fail… you don’t know what you are talking about… certain counties in nevada outlaw it as well as others permit it. clark county and washoe county do not permit prostitution within city limits (reno & vegas)…. commander epic… stay put in the midwest!
greg is right – prostitution is only allowed in counties under a certain population. Since Washoe & Clark have populations over the limit, prostitution is legally banned there.
I was told that prostitution was legal in Las Vegas by a friend a few weeks back, then I just saw something about it on T.V. being legal but regulated. >.>
..don’t trust yer friend, unless you hook-up with a dingy hoe in a back alley..just sayin’..
She can’t do anything about your stamina, sorry.
Just in America.
Eeeek…
The lawsuit isn’t nearly as fail as the American law system.
i know, so much better in Europe where i love being thrown in jail for not wanting to talk to the police where you have to incriminate yourself.
…the only people who will incriminate themselves by talking to the police are criminals. The truth can’t incriminate an innocent person.
All normal people want the criminals to be thrown in jail, being able to withould the truth after victimising someone is just adding insult to injury.
Clearly there is an implication to your preference for a system where one is not obliged to tell the truth to the police… and it doesn’t do much to legitimise your opinion in the eyes of the rest of us.
You should never, ever, under any circumstance say anything to the police without an attourney present. That’s advice you can get both from police and prosecutors if you want what’s best for yourself.
…I am an attorney (although here in the UK we are called Solicitors).
And what you have said is correct, but has no obvious relationship with my original point. Yes, you should be represented when you talk to the police. …that is also standard here in Europe.
It is fair that your information is provided in the best format and manner possible. As it is standard in both USA and Europe to be represented at Police interview, it seems moot.
As I said above, the only people that have anything to fear from talking to the police and telling the truth (whether represented or otherwise) are those that are guilty.
One will only be asked to ‘talk to the Police’ in the manner Autobot implies if there is some reasonable suspicion of involvement in a criminal offence. If you are innocent, then talking to the police and telling the truth will not incriminate you, it will exonerate you.
If that is not true in the USA as it is in Europe, then Autobot’s attack on the European judicial system (above) is even more inaccurate and ill-conceived.
You should talk to the man that spent what was it 17+ years in jail after the police forced him to sign a confession of guilt. He didn’t commit the crime, and because he couldn’t read they took advantage of him and sent him to jail for -YEARS- he was like 70 something when he finally got out of jail through DNA testing because no one listened to him when he said he was Coerced and falsely incriminated himself because hey you’re supposed to be able to trust the cops.
America is fail. One big dump of fail!
The whole planet Earth is one big dump of fail, because you humans all live there and do stupid things all the time. We proud Xpletzzvl of the planet Sqrrrlkkekr are much better than your species in every way.
How about settlement in-natura?
Prostitution is legal in Las Vegas.
Sure, if by legal you mean illegal.
Nope, wrong sir. Prostitution is only legal in certain parts of Nevada, Vegas not being one of these parts. However, on the streets there are men advertising for the prostitutes with phone numbers to reach them at.
Technically they are not aloud to meet you in Vegas, but they will. They advertisements are a workaround to not soliciting.
That’s what I was thinking, but a quick google proved me wrong. It seems it’s a recent change, but I don’t know for sure.
It is ILLEGAL in Vegas, but legal in most of the rest of Nevada.
dont forget reno, its not legal there either
..Retard (drunk &/or hopped out on various pills): “Hellz yeah!..I’ma sue ya for 1.8mil, biotch-!”
I’d really like to know how he arrived at the exact sum of 1.8 million.
He probably took 9000 and doubled it.
“underage” drinking is illegal everywhere, Einstein.
The drinking age fluctuates from place to place but you can still be drinking illegally if you’re too young for whatever that country/territory decides is the minimum age.
..it’s a good thing locs doesn’t live anywhere, then..
Not everywhere. In Poland for example it’s illegal to sell alcohol to a underage person (18 in this case) but it’s perfectly fine for him to buy it (as in it’s seller can be prosecuted, not the buyer) and drink all he wants.
FFS, prostitution is legal in most of Nevada, but illegal in the Las Vegas city limits. Of course, the “high end” prostitutes still solicit in the Vegas casinos. A lot of them are very attractive, and “high class” looking, but you’re also looking at spending a minimum of $2,000 an hour for most of them. Just in case any of you lonely people were thinking about buying one.
I’m really not sure which part of this is funnier.
Assuming Gert’s short for Gertude, when was that? Like 90 years ago?
Very doubtful. But what are his grounds for suing for that amount of money? If it’s just that she didn’t provide adequate service, at most he would be able to lodge a claim in the small claims court for a refund. I’d like to see him argue in court that he suffered $1.8 million dollars worth of emotional damage because the prostitute didn’t stay as long as he would have liked.
That’s a hell of a bad case of blue balls.
Seen specifically what the most recent information is actually in Tehran? It’s so exceptional.