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Adjusting for better aerodynamics?
Or just for comfort. I know most people have never worn spandex like that, but pretty much every runner knows how important it is to have things in the right place. Pre-race adjustments like the one in this picture are fairly common in track and field, because no one wants to race with their junk compressed in the wrong place. Once you get it right, though, it’s actually very comfortable.
JESUS IS GREAT!
His “Little Jesus” was just scratching abit…
A great bit.
orange is pretty color
Dutch color, FTW
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It appears that Gaisjk thinks the color orange is great.
this kid must really REALLY like jesus then
You steal my name and use it to spout blasphemy – how DARE you..
Oh god it sounds painful if you don’t adjust it :S
Agreed indeed !
Screw you, avis.
What? You wanted that coveted prime position?
Zcrew you, avis xD
I don’t sleep with children.
Pre-flight check.
i just pooted when i saw this, omgif he farted in that suit u could see it creap up his back like a water hose
haha now i will never be able to get that mental image out of my head, thanks to you…
★★★★★Life is so lonely. Why not chang e your sin ge life right now?
——- Bla c k’ w h it e’ F li rts. C” 0- M —–
The most successful interra cial da t ing c lub./// If you are still waiting for your sweet “milk” or “chocolate”, don’t hesitate to check it !! Don’t let your babies wait too long for you !!
★★★★★Life is so lonely. Why not chang e your sin ge life right now?
——- Bla c k’ w h it e’ F li rts. C” 0- M —–
The most successful interra cial da t ing c lub./// If you are still waiting for your sweet “milk” or “chocolate”, don’t hesitate to check it !! Don’t let your babies wait too long for you !!
Jesus wanted to know where the priest touched him.
Exactly. How come nobody else thought of that?
because no one else is an atheistic freak with nothing better to do than dis other religions
I’m an atheistic freak with nothing better to do.
me too
same here =D
Me to!
Me too!
Oh and…
THE GAME!
Me too!
I’m a “freak” in many other ways too
I am too!!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
no…but…me too
Oh dear, I’m suuuuch a freak.
I must apologize for being more of a scientist than a blind person.
Me three! I don’t apologize for using my brain though.
Sounds like somebody got touched by a priest.
Atheistic FREAK?!?! That’s an oxymoron, right?
Nope, but “religious moron” is, in any case.
they are all morons
*both
Are you saying that there is an alternative to being religious and being not?
No, but there’s an alternative to being a religious/atheist moron.
It’s called “Quit waving your faith/lack of faith in everyone else’s faces.”
Honestly, all the ones who get on here to scream about how theists are all stupid or how atheists are all going to hell just make the rest of their respective groups look bad.
just like that sticker, “Its not you got that i hate
it’s his fanclub.”
god*
“Its not you got that i hate it’s his fanclub.”
This retarded drivel SHOULD be a bumper sticker! Just to confuse people.
^this
Bad or stupid?
HAH! That’s what the runner was doing! He was waving his faith!
i think it should be “they are all mormons”
no its just redundant…
Other religions? Atheism is pretty much not a religion by definition. Any way, whats better than dissing religion?
Answer: Nascar.
How is it not a religion by definition? The definition of religion is a group of people who share the same beliefs about the universe. Go look up the term Religion, the definition meets Atheism just the same as traditional religion.
Atheism is the lack of a belief in a god.
If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby, not playing soccer is a sport, and bald is a hair colour.
“Other religions”? Since when has atheism been a religion?
How could an atheistic [sic] dis [sic] “other” religions?
what do you mean “other” religions. an atheist is best known for not having a religion. you twat.
I guess I’ll just jump on the bandwagon
He’s doing an exorcism to calm his horny demon which took the form of a hand!
I just hope for his teammate’s sake that he passes the right baton.
LOL… good one
Heh, and if his teammate takes off with the wrong baton, he’s going to be in bad shape.
I wouldn’t want him handing me anything after doing that.
What’s the big f’n deal? He’s probably just jerkin off before the race…
This.
Better safe then sorry i suppose
He’s cleaning the pipes so he’s not nervous! You can’t concentrate with baby-batter on the brain!
GEEEEZUS
Why fotoshop Jesus on his outfit.
Not funny @ all. Pretty offensive
only to people that believe in fairy tails
Complete abiogenesis has never been observed, even under perfect conditions. I believe in entropy like I believe in gravity. I also tried to make myself believe that the mind was a result of the chemistry of the brain, possibly with assistance of quantum effects, but I found I couldn’t comprehend how it gives rise to the subjective nature of human reality.
The first duty of every person is to the truth. Observation, logic. If I did not have evidence of miracles in my life, I would be an atheist right now.
I’m sure we can all agree and enjoy the knowledge that pretty soon, faith will not exist, although our predictions as to why will differ. In the mean time, let’s keep the “fairy tail” stuff to a minimum, it doesn’t help anything, mostly because persecution is predicted by scripture.
Complete abiogenesis has never been observed
…therefore God. Yes, we’ve heard your pathetic attempts at sophism before. Odd how you can’t just have faith.
Indeed. *I* couldn’t comprehend, so therefore goddidit. Personal incredulity as the measure of all things.
But at least ethana uses Ubuntu.
Both of you failed to understand what I said.
The new testament makes some pretty bold promises to Christians. If they are fulfilled, then God exists. If they are not, then the new testament is false, making it quite possible for a believer to decide that there is no God. I’m a Christian because of first hand accounts of physics-defying miracles. I don’t like faith. Salvation requires belief, not unsubstantiated belief. Logic, my first commitment, requires substantiation. “Miracles or gtfo” is a completely valid approach to things, in my opinion, since faith without works is dead.
I don’t just *use* Ubuntu. I’m the team contact of the Ubuntu Nebraska local community, and the most prolific Windows exterminator that I’m aware of. I’ve gotten more people off Windows so far than all the Mac users I know, combined.
Ethana, I am interested. Most people seem to use the word miracles in a colloquial sense, and don’t actually claim to have witnessed a real one (i.e somethig tat defies the laws of physics and has no other explanation).
What miracles have you witnessed, or heard the first hand accounts of?
Ciao.
The new testament makes some pretty bold promises to Christians
(Like Astrology does for Astrologists).
If they are fulfilled, then God exists
(likewise with Astrology).
If they are not, then the new testament is false
(like an Astrology calendar that’s been off by a whole sign for the last two years? Wait, but astrological claims were still being “fulfilled” during that time…),
making it quite possible for a believer to decide that there is no God
(or no Astrology).
I’m a Christian
(and many are Astrologists)
because of first hand accounts of physics-defying miracles
(like Astrology; “Oh my gosh, my Horoscope said something good would happen! I found a penny on the street after that car hit me!).
I don’t like faith
(Astrology is a serious, ancient science).
Salvation requires belief, not unsubstantiated belief
(confused by this, but I’m also confused by a lot of things Astrologists say, so parallel is preserved!).
Logic, my first commitment, requires substantiation. “Miracles or gtfo” is a completely valid approach to things, in my opinion, since faith without works is dead
(“Oh my gosh! I met this cute doctor in the ICU when they were trying to stop the internal bleeding. from the car accident! My horoscope said I’d find what I was looking for if I kept an eye out!”)
Unfortunately, this outlook is problematic due to a number of scientifically proven cognitive biases and heuristics (Confirmation bias & availability heuristic especially). People focus on events that support their position, and ignore/come up with ad hoc immunizing hypotheses to justify evidence against their position. Astrology is still a thriving “faith” (supernatural belief system), and will continue to be even though it’s been very publicly debunked. Because people want to believe, they will believe, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do about it.
And kudos on exterminating the Windows boxes partner! That’s tough work; you’re an inspiration!
Calling out religion on its baseless claims is NOT persecution, just as little as trying to call out rationalists on alleged false claims is. It boggles the mind how a overdominant culture can claim victimhood and martyrdom. Cognitive dissonance at its worst.
Do mind: Claiming victimhood is the first step in persecuting the other side. That was the seed of the holocaust.
Yes, I know, Godwin’s law, blablabla….
“It boggles the mind how a overdominant culture can claim victimhood and martyrdom. Cognitive dissonance at its worst. ”
YES.
Given how few people have experienced anything that physics cannot explain, and therefore have little reason to believe in anything outside of our physical reality, atheism *should* be much more popular than it is.
Still. The accusation of forsaking logic is the worst insult I feel a person can level at me.
honestly I’d like someone to explain to me how I’m still alive if there is no god. I’m alive because when my friend called to see if I was ready to go, I suddenly had this really horrible feeling and told him I didn’t feel good. On their way back, the car crashed, the seat broke and my friend was thrown through the front windshield and crushed by the car. I’d have been sitting in that seat and it would have been me. So when someone can explain to me how I’m still alive, since coincidence seems way too convenient. Then I will believe there is no god. Until then, I reserve the right to call people idiots when they try to tell me I’m stupid for believing in a god.
Let me get this straight…your friend died horribly (or at least was terribly injured) and that makes you think there is a god? Wouldn’t it have made sense that if god had anything to do with it, instead of giving you some vague feeling of impending doom and then murdering your friend, god had just stopped the car crashing and saved everyone?
No, that’s too logical. Instead, you assume a god exists, and that it loves you and wants to keep you alive, yet hated everyone else who was in the car. Righto.
LOL – this is what stuck out to me:
” It boggles the mind how a OVERDOMINANT culture…..”
” Claiming VICTIMHOOD is the first step……”
Yes, I know, GOODWIN’S LAW.
You may as well have replaced the whole post with your ending and call it a night:
“blablabla” or even better yet: “….”
no matter what you believe in, religion has brought wars, such as the crusades, but also kept civilization in line for thousands of years.
ethna brings up some good points that no one seems to take into consideration when proudly stating their views on religion, like what your about to do.
I see you’re bringing both sides of the argument – wars on one hand, keeping order on the other. Thanks for being so balanced. but I just want to remind everyone the last crusade happened about 600 years ago (I think), but Mao, Stalin and Hitler were all pretty atheist and have killed well over 150,000,000 people.
NOT THAT I AM HATING ON ATHEISTS.
Whatever makes you a good person.
“Whatever [belief system] makes you a good [according to what exactly?] person.”
What is ‘pretty atheist’? You are either atheist, or not, and Hitler was not (‘Gott mit uns’, anyone?). Whatever his personal beliefs though, he used religion to do his dirty work. You should take him off your list.
To balance your crusades comment, I should point out that 9/11 was just last decade, and that religious conflicts in places such as Palestine and Northern Ireland are ongoing. The Rwandan genocide killed around 800 000 people alone. Deaths which can be attributed to religious conflict are hardly a thing of the distant past.
Mmm, maybe religion isn’t the problem? Maybe it’s people attaining extreme positions of authority, and the disposition of the masses to follow those in authority?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment
Are you referring to only Hitler, here, or the other conflicts I mentioned? The Milgrim experiment would seem not to apply to most things I listed.
Yes, people follow what authority figures say, but there can be power (and extreme power) without genocide, so I am not sure what you are getting at. It is only some regimes which “go bad”. There is always some motivating factor/s for the conflict (either reiligion, or a political ideaology such as to create a communist state). So yes, people will follow authority figures, sometimes even if they must do things they don’t completely agree with, but this is beside the point as it avoids looking at the underlying reasons for the conflict (I do not claim that Hitler’s grounds were religious though – extreme Nationalism was).
I wasn’t sure which part of my post you were answering with this. I don’t see the connection to anything else I wrote.
“The first duty of every person is to the truth”
Star Trek quote, ftw.
I’ve been caught, heh.
For someone so conceited, you have poor spelling.
Not to mention a horrible name. I mean “Devin”, your parents must have hated you. *shudder*
Why are Christians so offended on behalf of God and Jesus? Do they think that the almighty creator of the universe gets upset by such trivial things?
“I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE”
some Christians**
Just the ignorant ones Daniel. Just the ignorant ones. I actually laughed.
Well, if you go by the bible, Yahweh would probably kill you for less than that if he, y’know, definitely existed.
spontaneous jj combustion.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayflick_limit
Granted, I can see how a person could argue that immortality could actually be a trait that would be selected against.. still.
most people who pose as Christians on the internet who get offended are actually just surfers trying to start a flame war. They are effective 99.99% of the time unfortunately.
Meh.. if you are THAT easily offended get the frack off Failblog dude.
Has it occurred to anyone that his first name might actually be ‘Jesus’? He looks like he could be of Latin American descent!
But that is “Jesús”
(con acento ortográfico)
AHA
The people that make those FABULOUS suits might not be able to print accents.
Its actually Jesup, my hometown and i know the kid which makes it kinda funny, they just turned the p into an s…
Christianity is ofensive to every intelligent person, yet we barely mention it =P
‘Barely mention it’? The internet never shuts up about it.
Not at the table, Carlos!
fapping to jesus
I prefer Song of Solomon, thankyouverymuch
look at his veiny and triumphant arm
I guess none of y’all have worn spandex.
We are men. Not Jesus freaks.
No, we haven’t. Wearing spandex is too kinky and too gay for real men.
I used to run cross country.
Maybe you should try. Real men wear it all the time. Unless you consider pro-football, pro-fighters, pro-skiiers, … hell, pro-anything it seems.
Did you know that most business socks and some white socks are now made from nylon? Dude, you probably wear nylons and you don’t even know it.
Get over yourself, buy a pair of tights, and enjoy.
…unless you consider pro-football, pro-fighters, pro-skiiers, … hell, pro-anything it seems, to not be real men.
FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!!!!
..or gimp.
Gimp FTW!
I’m pretty sure no one would make that up actually. Unless of course you’re just trollin
Actually, it IS a photoshop. Just look at the pinkie of that arm in front of that guy: a small part’s BEHIND the second “S” of Jesus.
its actually jesup, they photoshopped the p to an s.
It’s the tongue that makes this pic a win.
We all love Jesus, some of us love him too much.
Jesus is taking one for the team.
ZING!
he is just ajusting is pakage before the race… nothing out of normal
… and that arm is trying to “have fun” too?
HE has I wedgie, I assume. Let’s hope he never sees this picture.
I saw this picture before most comments were posted and I am glad to see that others agree with me that it was photoshopped. Just another one of so many on this site.
8-year olds, Dude.
Ew
i love how he thought that no one else would notice him..
A Guy can’t scratch his nuts anymore without people making a federal case about it. You are all a bunch of sick perverts.
A guy shouldn’t really be scratching said nuts in a public place.
Gotta love how a guy adjusting his junk turns into a debate on the existence of God.
Welcome to FailBlog.
+666 internets.
thats nothing
I once saw a picture of a dude getting hit in the junk and the postings devolved into a heated existentialist debate on the true reasons for and nature of altruism. Very deep and thoughtfull people here….
Hah, yes. I love the internet.
it happens
Wow, everybody got trolled here. That’s the dude’s name, not his team name.
Jesus is back, and this time he’s a white guy who likes to feel up his balls while wearing a bright orange track & field one-piece leotard?!
I liked it better when Jesus was dead.
Jesus is cheating,he has two batons.
Looks like a WIN to me.
he just need a quick hand before his sporting event. every athlete does
Jesus is everywhere, especially there.
Also David Bowie’s Area is everywhere. (See link.)
As far as I’m concerned, that pretty boy is a WIN (except the Christian part).
Even the Leotard is exclaiming in alarm.
The fail is wearing underwear under a unitard. Let the bodies hit the floor.
I assume. Let’s hope he never sees this picture.
The next one to touch that baton probably died of Super Aids.
jesus is greast
The intense look of concentration on his face
The power of christ compelled him!
*Christ
TSA screener in training.
Like Jesus never did it… y’know?
I am built for comfort not for speed.
Is this the second coming
He’s holding his baton
Oh look, his name is jesus and he’s touching his weener. What a joke.
Geezus!!!
ROFL, +eleventy billion internets to you kevin!
He found Jesus!
Fap?
Now it seems like jesus has a burning at his little mircale stick after his last night with Maria Magdalena.
I agree that the fail here is wearing what appear to be boxer-briefs under a track suit – they will bunch up every which way! If you insist on wearing undies, they should be briefs or a jock.
Ah, I didn’t even see that. Nicely spotted. Looks uncomfortable indeed (which might be why he needs to readjust)!
I have one thing to say to everyone bickering about religion here.
FSTDT.
…whatever that’s supposed to mean.
The content on FSTDT has so little to do with an actual religious debate that its very mention on here is a commentary on the pitiful state of skepticism in this country, which has to resort to libelous well-poisoning (along the fallacious lines of guilt by association) to satisfy an emotional vendetta, instead of making anything even close to an argument. Positively ridiculous. No wonder so many atheists can only manage to preach to their own choir instead of convincing anyone else in the public at large.
Oh, look, somebody went and cried to the mods about my earlier posts, and lo, the mods took pity upon the sad atheist sore losers and deleted the posts. Oh well, my salient point bears repeating: The intellectual high-ground theatrics on the part of atheist fools and agnostic cop-outs are just a survival instinct developed while among other intellectualists to protect their pride when they discover their metaphorical flys are unzipped. It’s so common, I see right through it, and so does anyone else with half a mind.
I’m glad you can see through others undeserved sense of elitism, because I can sure see through yours.
Also, did it ever occur to you that ‘convincing anyone else in public at large’ is not something people should really be doing, or are even interested in? No one should be convinced into belief by another, but instead be left to discover their own beliefs.
Preaching to the public is very much the same as preaching to the choir, since the only responses you’re going to get (Possitive, that is), are from those who either already believed, or were on the verge, whilst anyone who didn’t agree with you to begin with, is going to instantly dismiss essentially any valid points you make.
Live your life how you want, and enjoy it, but not everyone needs to think like you.
Well and truly gripped, in more ways than one!
i believe there is a god but which religion is right is up to that person but this picture is way to funny to not to laugh at
He’s adjusting his junk prior to a race or other such event. It’s a fairly common practice in sports where spandex is widely worn. It’s gross, yes, but it’s hardly blasphemy.
Also, dear lord, you butthurt Christians need to calm down. I’m a Christian, and while it saddens me that some people are so vehemently opposed to Christianity, it’s people like you throwing fits over every so-called count of “blasphemy” that puts Christians everywhere in a bad light. Pretty sure God has more important things to do than be mortally (hah) offended by people having a laugh apparently at His expense. It’s a funny picture. Calm the eff down.
Additionally, to everyone that takes comments either for or against religion seriously on this board: y’all are getting trolled hardcore.
Wait I thought that was a sin.
pretty color?Oh no