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Show me your genitals, your genitals … *sing*
Off corse I tuched them in fact I am tieping one handed at the moment..sniffs fingers..
Not a great visual there.
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Actually, the FAIL is the picture quality.
Shouldn’t it be called, “Because maybe HE touched his genitals?” Otherwise a FANTASTICAL title.
You fail in your visual quality.
People who whine about the picture quality FAIL.
This number is a great fit here.
*of; *course; *touched; *typing. learn how to spell, dumbass
It’s not even a fail, it’s a novelty product package. Google it.
I don’t believe you. Failblog would never post something that’s not an actual fail…
…more than 5 times a day.
sarcasm meter off the charts
YOUR GENETALIA
am i the only one who noticed the odd well things in the right top corner
you mean what appears to be vibrators? yea, I noticed it too.
Genitalia!!!
What?
I say it’s a WIN- don’t we all know people we suspect never wash their hands after using the bathroom?
See them every day. I’m going to buy them some of this.
Define “maybe”.
Maybe I did touch my genitals… what you gonna do about it, I shook your hand just >:)
I’d touch her genitals.
I just touched mine
Are you kidding?! That’s a WIN!
Definitely a WIN. This is part of a line of hand sanitizers with deliberately over-the-top names.
I think it’s a win, for sure. Such a great product name! I just wish the packaging was a bit more interesting…like maybe have it shaped inappropriately, or just have more flashy graphics. This looks…cheap.
It was designed using one had. *wink*
I see what you did there.
The packaging is perfect! It isn’t too obvious, looks like it might just be some cheap, poorly-translated Chinese product or something.
Now that I think about it, yeah, that’s a pretty good thought – looks just crappy enough to be believable.
It’s not a fail – it’s a real product from Blue Q. They do loads of fake hand wash products. Failure to spot a spoof fail/win?
it’s just down the aisle from the “perhaps you inserted your head into a horses rectum” shampoo
Endorsed by Lieutenant Harris of Police Academy?
LOLOL!
They also make the Wash Away Your Sins line of products. Too funny!
I love those! We have the squeaky-clean atonement wipes. Just hilarious.
What else do these people make?
They’re real products. I use Wash Away Your Sins soap. (Well, I did, but it’s expensive so I keep refilling the cute container with bargain soap.)
I really think this should be marketed to men who are notorious for NOT washing after using the facilities.
Unfortunately, that is true. Ladies use ten times as many paper towels than men in my church’s toilets and we have roughly equal numbers of each sex.
…ew.
WIN
My first husband and I had a serious talk after the first few times I did laundry and there was one pair of his underpants for every five or six pairs of mine in the hamper.
Or women, whos genitals carry more bacteria.
but women don’t TOUCH anything to go to the restroom. I assume most women are like me and use enough layers of TP so there is never any seepage. Men touch their junk each and every time. In fact, I mainly wash my hands because of the door handle. And then I open the door with the paper towel, use my foot to keep it open, and then throw the towel into the trash bin from the doorway. In the event it has one of the air dryer things, I wrap my hand in my shirt and use the underside of the shirt to open the door.
Why do women complain about male genetalia being full of germs? I mean, what are you thinking when you put it in your mouth???
Maybe she doesn’t. Not all women do. (I sure won’t if I don’t think it’s been washed recently.)
You are now officially obsessive compulsive.
I have to wonder what you’re doing with your hands that you are so paranoid about touching things, Unless you plan on putting them in your eyes or mouth-or touching your genitalia-what’s the big deal?
I’ve seen this product in the store… it is deliberately intended as a joke. So it’s not really a true fail.
Joke product Win. Failblog Fail.
indeed
Far from fail. This is a total WIN.
Hey look…Buckyballs!
Maybe you touched your Buckyballs.
Mine are on my desk right now.
Mine are on my fridge
I currently have two of them in my hands!
Fail? That’s an epic WIN!
did she could die?
win
No, come on, this is totally WIN! A brand with the name that says why we use it after shaking hands, come on, you gotta love that!
Failblog fail again. It’s getting REALLY boring.
At least we have a supply of funny pictures.
You need this if you’re part of the Wiener Lover’s Club.
Can they close failblog soon? All these non-fails and wannabe fails are getting pathetic. Stuff sold is Spencer’s Gifts are not “fails.” They should just put up a screenshot of the website soon for the next fail.
If it’s that bad why come here? Why should it be closed because you’re bored? Talk about selfish!
stop feeding the troll
This is prolly sold next to the “I might have farted” air freshner.
“I may or may not have killed a man” deoderant.
Those are Buckyballs in the background….
buckyballs background for the win. Hell yeah.
I was wondering if I was the only one more interested in the BuckyBalls than the focal point of the picture, lol.
Dear Failblog,
I’m writing to let you know that you might want to look into getting your “second degree humour radar” checked. It seems like it’s been out of order for some time now.
Love always,
Berg
Berg, the fails that are chosen are picked by users. The faq actually says that when you submit something, you should tell all your friends and family to log in and vote for yours, so that it has a chance to make it. That’s why so many dupes and non-fails get in.
Voting is done here: http://failblog.org/vote/
OMG
UIGRAD second degree humour fail…
Dear Uigrad,
You might want to …
Hillarious! I need this as a gag gift for all my friends.
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It wouldn’t have belonged on FailBlog in the past when there was a different degree of quality and a coherent theme to the posts but it’s funnier than some of the stuff I’ve seen on here lately. . . :/
Made of WIN!!!!
wtf, why is a joke store item on here as a fail? You might as well put up any joke item then and say it’s a fail.
That´s a freaking WIN
Maybe, just maybe
I can’t believe the people that are saying “It’s not a fail, you can get this at any gag store” Really? get over it people, it’s still funny. Probably more of a win than a fail, but still funny.
If I touched my genitals recently, do you really think I would use this crap? Germ-X is better! lol
I touched my genitals to the heck.
AWESOME. Just… awesome.
That’s definitely a win.
Am I the only one who thinks it’s a win? Oh wait I’m not.
But I always sanitize my genitals after touching them..
What store is this? xD
How is this a fail? It is a real product with a hilarious name. I love how everything today is a fail. F’in lame!
I’m going to have to go with a big “truth in advertising’ WIN here.
Anybody else get a visual on the commercial. It with some beautiful lady holding the product, “Not sure if you need to wash your hands or not? Well, ‘Maybe You Touched Your Genitals’!:D”
This is a win. Where can I buy this?
I could sure use some of that stuff….LOL!!!
Failblog FAILs again. People really need to think about things before they submit them.
I don’t know what planet you guys are from, but, to me, this is a win.
In Soviet Russia, genitals touch you.
Fail? I see no fail here.
When you feel like you have life by the balls …. use this.
My genitals are probably cleaner than my hands, I don’t go around rubbing them on doorknobs =p
Maybe I did.
I think the name is a win
Am I the only one who sees Flo with long brown hair here?
There is no discount for touching your genitals
Does one’s anus count as `genitals´?
Maybe you touched your genitals – Well then, i suppose i’ll have to wash my genitals…
This aint fail it is EPIC WIN!
This is clever marketing
A win!
How stupid wou
How stupid would you need to be to create a serious product name like that. It is clearly intentionally funny, WIN, WIN WIN!
P.S – sorry for the post above, accidentally hit enter.
So the pic on the condoms is two guys hi-fiving?
Definetly a win! They’re OBVIOUSLY self aware of the products name
WIN!!!
Maybe? I don’t get the maybe, I’d figure you’d know if you did or didn’t.
Was it suppose to be, “Maybe they touched their genitals” then one must wonder what the target market is.
Please tell me that’s not the scent of the sanitizer.
understanding the joke fail
This is a WIN
This isn’t a fail, it’s a win, It was created as a joke gift, it’s only sold in places like spenser’s gifts and the like…
yeah, this is a win. it’s a great joke.
maybe she touched his genitals
What’s wrong with Failblog nowdays, that’s a clear WIN.
WIN.
that is all.
Maybe you touched your genitals
Maybe your mom doesn’t know it ..yet
Maybe this whole situation could go away if u buy this
this is no fail! It is a win!
the only fail i see is the “maybe” but i think this is an awesome epic win
My gf makes me wash my hands BEFORE I pee.
this is a gag product, people. it’s not meant to be taken seriously.
totally, a win! that’s usually when i use sanitizer!
Jesus touched his gentiles to heal them
Epic WIN! Where do I buy this?
A gag gift is not a fail.
Stop sucking, failblog.
novelty items should not count.
Win… I frequently touch my balls so much that I sometimes get confused as to whether I touched them or not and whether or not I should clean my hands.
The picture on the bottle should be a dude. Chicks don’t touch their genitals and they always wash their hands.
Is not a fail! I totally got this for Christmas from my step mom and it cracks EVERYONE UP. Totally an ice breaker, it awkwardly makes things less awkward.
Yeah, this is total win… cause you never know.
Since when did Failblog become about pretending not to get jokes? A good portion of the posts now are just taking things that are obviously deliberate mistakes and plays on words and just putting a FAIL on them. Fewer, better fails please.
How is this a fail? I think it’s brilliant.
I’ve been surfing online more than three hours nowadays, but I by no means discovered any attention-grabbing article like yours. It is lovely price enough for me. In my opinion, if all website owners and bloggers made good content material as you probably did, the web shall be a lot more useful than ever before.