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hmm
Why not have one?
It’s great to have two!
Last time I checked, Jesus was a legitimate mexican name.
The failure is: “Jesus is the abbreviated form of the original Hebrew Yehoshuáh, or whatever it is, Joshua”, it is not a mexican name so far, it is an hebrew name.
Specify the failure in this picture.
Jesus.
specify the failure in this comment
No capitalization and punctuation.
Sure it has.
Are people really that stupid, i mean seriously?
Apparently, incredibly stupid.
Jesus is a popular hispanic name, not only in Mexico, but in most contries with a strong catholic formation, since God/Jesus/Holy Ghost is the most important religious icon (The Holy Trinity).
And, by the way, that’s what we celebrate on Christmas night… the birth of Jesus… TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO! (Get it, now? America was discovered only FIVE HUNDRED years ago).
Well, if Jesus has a Mexican name and America was discovered only 500 years ago, then it shows that the Mormons were right all along and America is in fact where Christianity all started. How else would Jesus have a Mexican name?
holy ghost??? wtf, btw, there is evidence that vikings arrived at america before columbus, btw, there is evidence that men arrived at america when it was still connected to russia by alaska, when, either, the sea level was very low or during one of the many ice ages that we had, so the term “discovered” its not what we’d call “accurate”, more like “re-discovered” or “just told the world the fing truth”
The biblical Jesus was Jewish (from Judea) and hence had a hebrew name, which is “yeshu’a” written in the Roman alphabet.
Almost every language has a version of translation of that name. Spanish just happens to have a very common male name which is Jesús, but the biblical Jesus did not have a spanish name, basically because the spanish language was inveted a thousand years after his death.
Moreover, there aren’t Mexican names, Mexican is not a language, Spanish is the official language in Mexico, so mexicans usually have spanish names, or from other origins.
You could consider names from aboriginal languages such as Nahuatl as true Mexican names, but certainly not Jesus.
so there are ‘juan’s and ‘pedro’s in spain? those sound pretty mexican to me.
King Juan Carlos and Pedro Almodovar come to mind…
Well, Juan, Pedro, Jesus, Jose, all those are SPANISH names. When ppl finally understand that Mexico speaks Spanish and that Spanish comes from Spain, which is a country in Europe… then less problems would arise due to ignorance. As said before, Mexican is not a language, there are many many many indigenous languages and sub-dialects in Mexico though; Europeans didnt “discover” America, they came to conquer, steal and rape the ppl that were already here.
Commander Epic, you are an idiot.
Oh my God…
i like ‘why does jesus have to be god’.
sounds like a 5 year olds question…
I still ask that myself
It is, but it’s pronounced like Hay-zoos or something isn’t it?
more like heh-soos, no I or Y whatsoever
Why you keep calling me Jésus? I look Puerto Rican to you? My name is Zeus. Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don’t f**k with me or I’ll shove a lightning bolt up your a**? Zeus! You got a problem with that?
Yes! You win the award for funniest post on here yet.
Jesus’s Name Was Before Mexico Was Founded.
^ OwNeD
#Just Sayin’
Oppsy Forgot Some Stuff
Jesus name was b4 mexico so.. “The Mexican name Jesus is infact jewish” *GASP*
Spanish, not mexican. You know, not every spanish speaking country is mexico out there.
How people can search those stupid questions?
“why does Jesus have a long hair”
“why does Jesus have blue eyes”
maybe they just want to ask “where does that image of Jesús come from? who invented it? why?”
The mexican is not a failure, since Jesus is a common name there, though the origin of the name Jesus is hebrew. The Spanish one, is a fail, though.. SO FAIL TO THE ONE THAT UPLOADED THIS, AND THE ONES WHO THUMBED IT UP..!
I’m not even going to dignify this with a response
But I don’t even believe in Jebus!
Let’s explain it clearly since some people still don’t get it. Jesus Christ was about 2000 years ago, Mexico was founded about 200 years ago, so the name Jesus was around long before Mexico even existed. Jesus certainly does not have a Mexican name, Mexicans have a Christian name – Jesus.
The Mexicans got the name from Christianity, however they pronounce it differently than us English speakers do because in the Spanish language “J” sounds like “H”, hence the name “Hay-sus”, or the American city “San Ho-zay” (San Jose).
anyways, jesus hasn’t been anywhere near mexico this last couple years
The Spanish refer to Christ as “Cristo” or “Immanuel.”
Jesus (Hey, Zeus) has nothing to do with Christianity.
“Jesus” is from the greek translation of “Yeshua,” which translates from Hebrew to “Joshua.”
Frankly, I’m more of a fan of the last autocomplete, “why does Jesus have two different genealogies.”
You can’t translate a name, what you mean is transliterate. The frequency of the name “Jesus” in Latin America has everything to do with religion, it comes from Jesus Christ.
But it’s still not a Christian name, since he was Jewish.
Actually that is a common misconception. Jesus wasn’t really Jewish. Jewish people don’t believe that Jesus was their Messiah, yet Jesus knew that he was. Therefore, he can’t be Jewish.
Since God is omnipotent, he can see into the future, so he could easily give Jesus a Mexican name, by travelling back in time. Don’t you know ANYTHING?
But Jesus is a Puerto Rican name…………
Omg. :O
Spanish Name… Open a damn text book lol…
Its a common latino and spanish name…XD
First of all, Mexicans are Spanish, and Spain existed 1400 years after the birth of Jesus, so whoever looked for that answer is a complete moron and deserves to die
… is an autocomplete moron… Please.
it might be a fail because of the question itself, is something that a 5 year old redneck christian kid would ask
hmmmmmm that is bad need search relevant
Jesus isn’t a Mexican name, it’s a gardener’s name, so that means……. *gasp*
Because Mexicans are mostly Catholic and name there children after Jesus Christ. people are so stupid sometimes its sad.
*facepalm*
America was not founded 500 years or discovered people have always lived here they are called Native Americans… People name there children after Jesus Christ!
Well DUUUH
I can tell you’re from the US. Nice to hear about you again, Miss South Carolina.
*Facepalm*
Wasn’t it Yeshua
aka Yahve, Jehova, Jesus, etc etc
The answer to most of those questions is “Because God isn’t real.” Or else “Your premises are false,” one of the two.
And wow, unlike most supposed “Autocomplete fails,” this is not from comedy routine, television show, advertisement, or humor website the op has never heard of. After doing that search for myself, I actually weep for the human race for a change.
THESE COMMENTS HAVE TURNED ME GHEY!!!
The answer: ’cause Jesus is THE MAN!
Or else: ’cause Jesus is Chingon!
lololololol
eat this Eleanor olo
Machete to Jesus: Are you a mexican or a mexican’t?
Jesus: I’M A MEXICAAAN
After reading so many comments I have to say this… Spain came and conquer many lands which later on became countries… these countries had Spanish culture along with other cultures as well but Spanish on the top… Is not a Mexican name, not a Puerto Rican Name, not a Dominican Name, not Cuban, Not Ecuadorian… IS SPANISH. And then Americans wonder why they are called idiots abroad… I’m American too btw, just saying.
blue eyes? there is absolutely NOTHING in the bible that says that he has blue eyes nor that he is god