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I saw them place the sharks in the water.
A question ends with a question mark. I will use an example to help illustrate this point.
Why would I sit on my keyboard in the first place?
I find it refreshing that the top comment isn’t “F1ST eleventy!!!one!!!11!!!”
Another great comment!
Great to be amongst great people!
Butthurt? It’s called web traffic. It’s also not a race when you know when the next post is going to be made.
I’m actually quite happy with the life myself and my fiancée have together. But thanks for taking the time to respond
I bet she is playing away, I would if I was shagging an irritating idiot like you.
The fact you set your clock by when you can post at the top of a failblog page is so sad I actually feel sorry for you.
You seem like a lovely person, but sadly misinformed. First I would suggest you look into web marketing and why exposure is important to a website. Next, there is no clock to set, as checking the time on a computer is quite simple. Can’t say I touch my computer much at all at home, but while at work I might as well find something to do while the work isn’t pouring in.
Though your first comment deserves no response as you know nothing about my partner, my relationship, or even me for that matter… other than assumptions you made from a few lines of text in a blog comment.
On the other hand you surely did show quite a bit about yourself and the type of person you are by the fact that you would cheat on your partner.
How about growing a pair and leaving whomever you are with rather than not only cheating, but still sleeping with the irritating idiot you were with in the first place.
i’m not Dr. Phil or anything, but i’m guessing you have been crowned as the meta drama queen by your peers
just another troll going to far
I don’t understand people that use lolspeech to mock others because of their grammar.
I feel great sympathy as well…
doesnt that make you a slut by saying you would sleep around?
seconded
thireded
Sexting: ur doing it wrong.
win!!! ^^
Soooo, responding to firsts and improper punctuation are the things that give your life meaning. You sad, lonely bastard.
That might actually be true.
Israel has all the means and possibilities to plan and organize the sabotage of Egyptyan resorts.
Wait… they have more than one trained shark?!? And they use it to sabotage the area where thousands of Israelis spend their vacation? Evil!
I detect sarcasm. Sharks can be trained. I had a baby shark, with time I taught him how to swim and then I trained him to eat meat.
I taught mine to recite the alphabet backwards. I’d give him a chihuahua as reward.
Yeah, but do yours have frickin laser beams on their heads? Ha! I thought not!
Not any more. They had more than one, but when the sharks were thrown only one of them managed to hit the sea.
And we would do this, why?
Egypt is full of fail,hehehe plus,Israelis go there ALL the time,why would thier government want to deny them a good place to rest? they barely have places where they are welcome hehe
OMG so did I! Oh and did you also see them whispering something to the sharks right before they put them in?
I saw them too, but they were just inflatable sharks with no bad intentions
Sharks are now terrorist, soon they will come with bombs attached
bombs are old school. they will come with lasers instead. Jewish lasers
Not just ordinary lasers. Frickin’ lasers.
I was… too… late… to be… original…
Next time I will prevail.
Scott Evil gift to Israel!
And anyway we’ll just use our bomb diffusing dolphins like we did the the war.
(I say ‘diffusing’, more ‘exploding’)
Isn’t rapid “diffusing” sort of what a bomb does when it explodes?
Your right all bombs do diffuse when they explode, after all the definition of an explosion is “a violent release of energy caused by a chemical or nuclear reaction”
This is a very realistic possibility, my dear Hollywood watching, pretzel eating fatties.
Of course it is. You could totally tell the Israelis trained the shark by the way it never shaved its ear locks.
Right. Pretzel?
What would a Hollywood movie be without cheese sauce-dipped pretzels?
And a giant pickle.
Don’t confuse it with your alone time.
I thought that’s what the potato was for?
What’s this with the talk of movies? I was going to drive to LA and just watch Hollywood through binoculars.
And pickle in case the ride there is boring.
you have remembered the face of your father
Nice Dark Tower reference.
Agreed.
HEHE if its a jew shark,its ok it’ll do it for sure he he he
4th!!!!
Unlikely given the number of Israelis that use Sharm.
Is this fake? I don’t think they can be that stupid.
Sinai is one of the most popular places for Israelis to visit, plus the red sea also reaches the southern Israeli city of Eilat.
wow.
They are actually, without any level of exaggeration, that dumb.
There is no freedom of speech in the Middle East, and public furor over the authoritarianism and corruption of their own governments usually gets diverted towards Israel. As a result, conspiracy theories like this abound.
Don’t forget, the rabid anti-semitism that Middle Eastern dictators push for and how it pervades the rest of the world as well. Heck, a dozen or so comments here that look like Faiblog’s been attracting Al Qaeda or Stormfront members show it pretty well.
I don’t think this would be correct for Egypt. The authorities there are secular and their main human rights transgression is against The Muslim Brotherhood. It would also not be true for the Jordanians (whose accords of peace with Israel I have read and they have a specific bilateral anti-defamation clause, which as far as I know is being honored on both sides). In fact, I think that Anti-semitism only abounds in the religious dictatorships (Iran, Gaza, and recently Turkey is joining the dance). Most of the others may use existing antisemitism and direct it against Israelis, but they have their own secular reasons to do so.
Bleh. This sort of thing is nothing new – I’ve read about middle-eastern newspapers posting about how Israel puts sterilizing/impotence-inducing drugs in the Palestinians’ water supply (which fails to explain why they have the highest birthrate in the whole damn mideast). Earthquakes, e. coli, sugar prices, you name it, someone’s blamed Israel for it at some point.
They screw more to counteract the perceived detrimental effects of the supposed drugs.
Ah. It’s for the cause, then.
Freedom of speech doesn’t make stupid conspiracy theories go away, sadly.
I thought it had to be fake, too, but no, a quick google pulled up this same article on serious news websites (as opposed to, say, The Onion).
I was disappointed that it was real. -_-
Comparing to o that, The Onion Network seems like thoroughly investigated journalism.
There’s a surefire way to tell – they just have to find the shark and examine it to see if it’s circumcised.
Though I suppose it could be a Muslim shark too. Though humans are definitely not halal – but they’re also not kosher. Hmmm. Maybe it’s a fundamentalist Christian shark who’s trying to spark a war and bring about the End Times. That must be it.
Ian Flemming, you have become death.
Unless you can prove that the sharks had fricken laserbeams attatched to their heads, I refuse to believe you!
That’s such big bulls**t. You give these idiots a stage for their speech and all they come up with is bulls**t.
The Israeli authorities had to fight the fire in the forests in the north of their country. Plus, if it really was up to them to attack first (which never happened before, hah), it would come with some style and action.
I don’t think it’s really necessary to mention the forest fires. It’s not like there’s a need to find actual arguments against Mossad sharks.
i thought occupation of land is a kind of attack too….
Land occupation? Read your books first.
bomb israel now, what are you waiting for?
no,the deadly sharks are just israelie soldiers were sharks suit.like WTH.
Israel can’t be behind this..
But I think bigfoot was behind the giant flying office attack near that laminated yeti elbow over there!!
They believe the culprit shark is one with a injured fin, and are investigating the shark attacks in a logical manner…OH WAIT
Why not?????
Well, the shark *was* wearing a yamaka …. wasn’t it?
And it did eat a German. A tiny revenge plus hitting Egyptian tourism FTW!
Yeah, Jew similar with Jaw!
taking fox news as credible fail
What a moron…. Um, Fox, is just um…. repeating what was said. See? This is why idiots like you shouldn’t vote (besides putting another idiot like odumbo in there). You actually think that Fox made this up! That’s EXACTLY why you should not vote, you’re too stupid.
Shall I vote?
To be fair, Fox DOES make up a lot of things.
*makes stuff up*
*does made up stuff to Arthur*
*giggles*
Just wait ’till I finished training my shark! Revenge will be mine!
Will the revenge be served cold? If so, can it please wait until July when it’s not already freezing?
Okay, for you I’ll freeze my attack shark.
actually you can never trust news people for weather reports. so why should we trust them for any reports?
I love that you think Obama is an idiot. That’s so cute!
It’s as if 8 years of George W. Bush proved that the President’s job is so easy even a caveman can do it.
8 years of George W. Bush did prove that a caveman can do it. Not well or to America’s benefit, but possible.
^ WIN!
WIN!
*hands your price: a well trained killer-guinea-pig*
Just be careful: it’s a north-Ireland-guinea pig. So watch your religion… ^^
I never understood that 8 years bit. 4 years of that and people still voted for him. Exactly how long does it take the average US citizen to realise someone is stupid?
The 2004 election was a HORRIBLE one. Bush/Cheney, Kerry/Edwards. John Kerry and John Edwards were probably the two worst candidates the Democratic party ever put out, possibly worse that the republicans McCain/Palin ticket.
Oh, those wacky Mossad agents. What will they think of next?
oh i see what happened its supposed to say “JAWS” not “JEWS”
haha silly bootleg copies and their misprints ;P
So… the shark was attacking Crete?
Land Shark!!
No, really. This is really hammas did this. Just so they could BLAME the Jews.
Don’t sharks have a brain about the size of a peanut? I mean, they’re like big, prehistoric goldfish eating machines, how can you teach them ANYthing, and expect them to remember anything??
For some reason, all I can think here is, “Never start a land war in Asia.”
*shrugs*
That is, of course, what follows in my train of thought. You must be on track with me!
*squeeze*
Thats it, ima just say it… The jews killed Steve Irwin. They’re converting god’s marine creatures into WMDs. The waters are no longer safe!
Those crafty Israelis!
Bah, the shark didn’t even have wings.
Must not have had the daily dose of Red Bull.
Would it be a red-land shark-bull then?
The 11th plague is sharks.
Is it confirmed by Wikileaks Cables ?
Did any of you guys see the pregnant man in the background?
I think he’s the first suspect.
Well, we all know the Egyptians are idiots, but this takes it to a much higher level. They must be getting high off of the sand or having heat strokes to write this sh*t. Never in my life have I ever seen something as stupid as this! Well… except for the other fail when the cops pulled over a guy for not stopping at a stop sign and the drunk man complaining that the stop sign turned red to fast! That’s a classic!
egyptians are not idiots,some people are idiots.i’m egyptian and probably smarter than your mom
This was a low/mid-level ‘Egyptian Official,’ not an average Egyptian.
In other words, he got where he is by knowing when to kiss ass, when to pay/take bribes, and when to blame the Jews.
Comparing him to regular Egyptians is like comparing Jesse Ventura or Christine O’Donnell to all Americans.
What you mean those “folksy” nutters aren’t typical of all Americans?
I has a sad now
and am very disappointed with all you normal, intelligent and hard-working Yanks you should all be very ashamed of yourselves for not living up to Christine O’Donnell’s level of craziness 
I am not a witch.
Aren’t that some floating grey piramids in the sea???
Oh SHI…
Jaws of Jews – Holocaust Avenged
And here I was thinking Egypt was a MODERATE Muslim nation. I could almost hear the cuckoo clocks going off when I read that article.
There are still 2 more days of Shark Hanukkah to go.
It wouldn’t surprise me these Americans are always up to somet. p.s. I know that it says Israel…Yanks
I think the shark is a red herring.
OMG !! What they all have anti-Israel? I don´t now. This is fake but if this true, i´m Santa. Also, they can complain that Israel may consider that their territory is on the sun !! All peoples on this world is stupid.
*know
This one is actually not a fail… they actually do suspect foul play due to statistical reasons, that was just one possibility they considered
“they actually do suspect foul play due to statistical reasons”
So who is to blame for that guy that got hit 11 times by lightning?
That’s right up there with earth quake caused by girls showing too much skin.
I don’t find the idea all that crazy. Israeli forces did commit an act of piracy, a few months ago, by boarding a ship full of hippies in international waters and executing nine of them. And then they claimed they were defending themselves and published a couple (fake) absolutely ridiculous videos trying to justify their murderous acts. Who knows what they’re capable of.
Read the International Naval Laws from 1904. Stop being a smartasses and listening to CNN and BBC, fact that u don’t know the situation here, doesn’t mean u can judge.
And yes, Mosad is recruiting sharks now. They put some laser cannons of their foreheads, which can annihilate the enemies of the state. Fear the mighty wrath of the hebrews.
Wow. When you logged on the internet this morning, the net’s average IQ dropped another 100 points
I don’t condone Israel’s actions but those “hippies” didn’t exactly help the situation either.
You don’t have any idea what you are talking about.
Those “hippies” were armed militants supporting hammas and breaking the siege. Do you think Israel would bother to fake videos? Wrong. The videos are real. The soldiers were ambushed by blood thirsty “peace activists” with lead pipes, sling shots, machetes and knives. Israeli forces boarded the ship with PAINTBALL guns in their hands, not suspecting violent ressistance. Within the second they got in the boat, they were attacked, some pushed from the top deck 3 floors down and were tried to be lynched. Some were at the risk of kidnap. When the “hippies” (which were outnumbering Israeli forces 10 to 1) snatched a loaded gun from a soldier’s back strap – that was when push came to shove and real force had to be applied to promise the safety of the soldiers and the other “peace activists”.
Know your facts, don’t belive to bulls**t Fox news or CNN lies.
Well, if you don’t want to be “ambushed by blood thirsty peace activists” don’t board the their ship in international waters in the middle of the night bearing weapons (those who were killed weren’t killed with feather dusters, you know?). I think that’s a good advice for anyone.
So, if you don’t want to be blown up by a terrorist car bomb, simply wave them through at the checkpoint, let someone else handle it.
How does that relate to the post?
Please do not have children. Thank you.
“I don’t find the idea all that crazy.” Sorry, you lost all credibility with your first sentence..now, go find your bong.
If I could only remember where I left it…
This is an extremely unlikely, but not entirely impossible scenario. The shark attacks are definately caused by human activity: throwing animal carcasses in the water for the sharks to feed on in the vicinity of the area, but whether that was a deliberate attempt to cause shark attacks or not is a different matter.
I don’t quite see how Israel would benefit from pointlessly antagonizing its neighbour like that when they already do plenty of antagonizing in their self-defense activities, but then, I don’t understand their obsession with their pointless colonies, so I can’t claim it entirely impossible.
It’s sad when it’s hard to tell ridiculous paranoia and genuine concern apart, any more.
“What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.”
Dan Quayle
>FoxNews.com
That is all.
following that fail logic ,
10 arabs are behind 9/11(with no US aid), just like those sharks are from israel..
19 Arabs, actually, with no US aid.
don’t you mean 19 Arabs with Israeli aid?
Didn’t the guys learn to fly in the U.S? Thats at least a little assistance.
Anyhow, those israelis are pretty smart so they know its better to be behind a shark attack than in front of one.
Ah, the 9/11 Truth movement. May it rest in pieces.
On behalf of Israel I’d like to say that the sharks have been promoted are now known as Captain Shark and Rear-Admiral Shark.
“All I wanted were freakin’ sharks with lasers.”
It’s heartening that despite the epic troll bait that this post makes most of the comments are Austin Powers references. Long live humor.
Needs more raptors, and undead guys playing guitars.
LOL
So the shark was circumcised?
How would that help? All Muslim males (and I believe most american males) have had their foreskins chopped off.
Well, Cuba says that the US purposely steers hurricanes through their country, so I guess Egypt can accuse Israel of deadly shark attacks.
Same gene of idiocy.
What do you think they said to the sharks before dropping them in the water? Maybe it was something like “now you all remember what to do right?”
All your shark are belong to us.
LolZ jewesh shark revenge on germany
The shark whisperer strikes again!
A Jewish shark killing a German?.. sounds like revenge to me.
Win!
Yeah, and it even chose a German of right age. Isn’t it great how well-trained these sharks are? Wonder if the Mossad would come and help me training the cat.
At least I may swim in Egypt unharmed due to being a post-war-born German. Hurrah! ^^
It’s heartening that despite the epic troll bait that this post makes most of the comments are Austin Powers references. Long live humor.
I’m disappointed in Egypt. They have usually seemed to be a mature voice in a region of childish bickering… I guess they’re just as childish and stupid as the rest of the middle east. Just bulldoze the whole thing, will anyone miss it?
Mature voice? Never. Our government is so stupid that it makes me cry. I mean Egypt is still a 3rd world country, but why, even though we have enough resources to be one of the strongest powers in the area? Simple a stupid government working under a stupid president that has been incumbent for 29 years now. And someone mentioned that we have freedom of speech here, who knows if the government will arrest me for this post…
why dont we just unleash a swarm of ferrets on joe biden.
That has nothing to do with the Jew-Shark, but I support it.
Fools, Israel had nothing to do with this. All their resources are going into the Sharkoctopus Project. Uh oh, I’ve said too m
Of course they would:
http://www.cracked.com/article_18883_6-new-weapons-that-are-making-war-look-like-cartoon.html
(look at #5)
The Israelis hit the Pentagon on 9/11 2001 with a winged shark.
egypt has fighting israel too much time, see yom kim pur war
Likely? No. A distinct possibility? Definitely.
Governments have experimented with weaponized animals. The US invented a bomb that dispensed live exploding bats FFS. Sharks would be easy, since they’re already pretty dangerous to begin with.
Now i don’t actually think that Israeli agents covertly released a trained shark into a resort to cause panic. But the idea is not really an unreasonable one.
They better watch out. I heard Israel will be employing bear cavalry next.
I have looked at the egynews website to see if I can find any reference to this quote. I cannot.
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ar&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.egynews.net%2Fwps%2Fportal%2Fhome
It seems that as this story is from the Jerusalem news that they are making it up to make the Egyptians seem stupid and paranoid.
I would be grateful if anyone can find a legitimate reference to the alleged quote.
It can be Israel. If it was, it would sharktopi not regular sharks. duh
I noticed some new acne on my face this morning. Maybe they could be behind that too. j/k
Fox News never ceases to entertain me.
I wouldn’t put anything past those bastardas.
One important question?
Did the sharks have laserbeams attached to their heads?
Need moar pew pew warrior sharks!! *HIGH FIVE*