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Probably because it matched their carpet
agreed
You should know that agreement is great!
The thief he wanted to decorate
The victim began to speculate
The curtains were hung
The cops were rung
The thief now had a cell to contemplate
Yet again you are stupid, unfunny, and a complete waste of time.
Wow, that last line fully failed to scan properly. Might need to go back to the drawing board on that one.
*shrug* It made me chuckle.
You Rhymin’; They hatin’
They try to catch me ryhmin’ dirty!
Thief FAIL!
Slough WIN! <—- Yeah Ricky Gervais and original Office!
The real WTF is why do people live in Slough?
I live in slough. Trust me nothing supriese me anymore.
Perhaps the fail is that a man with 28 convictions for 76 offenses is still walking the streets?
What the hell man. The guy tries to ensure his neighbors get more sunlight, quit smoking, eat less red meat, and they call him a thief! He’s practically saving their lives.
What is the world coming to?
He stole their freedom of choice!
You lose an internetz…
+1
Because the rest of the world does not believe in locking people forever at taxpayer’s expense unless they’re really dangerous.
That bible thing that gets quoted all the time has things about paying debt, redemption and forgiveness. Many societies actually try to follow that advice.
Seriously? You’re arguing that the loving thing to do is make the whole community suffer repeated thefts and vandalism by a known criminal? Is that he FailBible?
The Bible actually says that the thief must pay back double. And if he can’t pay, he must sell himself as an indentured servant to work off his debt. I’d be willing to give that a try. You?
You apparently fail to realize that the Bible IS the FailBible. They are the same thing!
There’s something like that in place already; it’s called restitution. I dunno if it’s double, though.
There’s forgiveness and then there’s abject stupidity and gullibility that someone that recidivist will ever stop stealing (and worse)
After 20 or so convictions, someone should just put a bullet in his head. I think that’s in the Bible, so it’s cool.
I’m glad to know you’re such a devout and committed Christian.
Gay thief just had to have those curtains
The English; They’re serious about thier decor.
Total Fail. Who the hell trusts the Daily Mirror?
yeah i know right
americans… there so dumb and there news is full of lies
You’re an American.
Erm… you know… I just might think he’s Canadian… (Just a guess)…
Also, I do believe that Americans are TAS most of the time, and often have no sense of style when it comes to interior designing… Now English people however: what they lack in dental hygene they make up for in…. erm…. welll……. There’s nothing really good about English people…
I’m from Wales, and my girlfriend says “Baa!”.
He couldn’t have just purchased the curtains somewhere? I’m sure that that family wasn’t the only one in the world with those curtains.
28 convictions? I say lock this guy up for good cause there’s obviously no hope for him.
haha dumb american
You didn’t notice “A BRITISH burglar”?
The police charged him with “Drape”
My apartment was recently broken into and very random items had been stolen; including my two porch chairs. Two days later I saw them on a balcony 4 floors below me, overlooking our parking garage and the entrance to the building. Cameras showed her replacing her old chairs with mine the same evening I was robbed. When police entered her apartment all of my belongings, including food from my pantry and paper towels.
I LIVE IN SLOUGH!!! yayayay!!!!!!!!!
SLOUGH FTW!!
“Not very sophisticated.” LOL! You know you failed when your own lawyer is making fun of you to the press.
Seriously, this is nothing. When I was a kid, somebody stole our SHED. Left all the contents lying on the lawn, just took the shed to pieces with a claw hammer and stole it in sections. It later turned up as part of their garden fence, windows, pointed bit where the roof was fixed, the lot.