I think the sign was meant as a joke. Why would being lactose intolerant mean you HAVE to sell your business. It just makes you have smelly poops and smelly farts. It doesn’t stop your ability to function. I am sure most people are allergic to poison, but chemists still go to work.
Yeah, that is true Mr. Dogg. I meant “allergic” in the same way you would be “allergic” to being stabbed with a knife. Sort of tongue-in-cheek-ish. I thought I should jump in and add this disclaimer before the boo-birds start posting hate mail.
This is stupid. You can still own an ice cream business while not stuffing your face with your own products, plus they make an enzyme pill you take to alleviate the problem. Sounds like the business tanked and he wants to use a different excuse.
It actually is quite situationally ironic, as the owner of this ice cream business can not, in fact, eat ice cream without getting sick. One would expect that the owner of such a business would absolutely adore ice cream, but this is not at all the case. That’s a pretty good fit for irony.
I guess the people who vote this sort of thing up to the main page do so because they appreciate the joke and don’t care that it’s not a FAIL and this is Failblog; that I can understand (although not at all agree with; there are several WIN sites in the Cheezburger network for this sort of thing). But I cannot at all understand what goes through the organ located between the ears of those who initially upload obvious WINs here. Can anyone explain that part to me?
It means that those lazy sh*ts have to move their mouse pointer across the page about 100 pixels to click on ‘WIN!’ before they begin the upload process. They blatantly have some form of neurological disorder which hinders this action.
Or they simply don’t understand the difference between FAIL and WIN.
DAMMIT Failblog, this is obviously a joke and therefore a WIN. And it’s not irony.
If I see yet another post on Failblog by someone who obviously doesn’t understand the concept of FAIL… well, I won’t do anything. But I will be very unhappy
this is some cheesy situation
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Great way!
milky way!
Oh! Chocolate is great! Oh MY! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I think the sign was meant as a joke. Why would being lactose intolerant mean you HAVE to sell your business. It just makes you have smelly poops and smelly farts. It doesn’t stop your ability to function. I am sure most people are allergic to poison, but chemists still go to work.
Ones not allergic to poison, unless it does cause histamine to be produced, poison actually hurts u by chemically altering or damaging you
Yeah, that is true Mr. Dogg. I meant “allergic” in the same way you would be “allergic” to being stabbed with a knife. Sort of tongue-in-cheek-ish. I thought I should jump in and add this disclaimer before the boo-birds start posting hate mail.
I don’t know if you’re going to stop them all
duh, no one is allergic to being stabbed with a knife it just makes u bleed alot dummy.
ur stupit.
Are you certain?
You are NOT in any shape to call ANYONE else ‘stupid’. You fail at life.
This is Friends of Irony
I’d be allergic to being stabbed with a knife if it was made out of pollen, mothballs or catalpa.
^ wat a retart
I think the sign was meant as a joke.
I think the sign was meant as a joke.
Hahahah SHIPOOPI name win
Was this sign meant as a joke?
I sure hope so. T_T For all we know the owners dream could have been to make this Ice Cream Castle; so if this sign is real…so sad. T__T
Failblog fails again
yeah, really getting tired of these obvious jokes categorized as fails.
really getting tired of these obvious jokes haha
It was a joke. I go to this place all of the time when I am in Ocean City. Really good ice cream.
I thought that was Ocean City. lol
City fail
This is stupid. You can still own an ice cream business while not stuffing your face with your own products, plus they make an enzyme pill you take to alleviate the problem. Sounds like the business tanked and he wants to use a different excuse.
It’s a joke
More like the joke went over your head. .
Sounds like the business tanked and he wants to use a different excuse.
I’m lactose intolerant…I still eat ice cream like its my life
How you feel?
the great!
roflmao
Ice cream is the best thing in the world. I never can thought about a life with ice cream
Have you thought about completing the third grade, and learning to conjugate verbs?
I never can thought about a life with ice cream
That sign is about as ironic as ‘ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife’ i.e. not at all.
Fail fail.
Yeah, but Alanis Moronissette set the bar for an entire generation’s failure to understand the concept of “irony,” so what do you expect?
Yeah, Alanis Morissette should just irony my shirt & pants
That sign is about as ironic as ‘ten thousand spoons
It actually is quite situationally ironic, as the owner of this ice cream business can not, in fact, eat ice cream without getting sick. One would expect that the owner of such a business would absolutely adore ice cream, but this is not at all the case. That’s a pretty good fit for irony.
I guess the people who vote this sort of thing up to the main page do so because they appreciate the joke and don’t care that it’s not a FAIL and this is Failblog; that I can understand (although not at all agree with; there are several WIN sites in the Cheezburger network for this sort of thing). But I cannot at all understand what goes through the organ located between the ears of those who initially upload obvious WINs here. Can anyone explain that part to me?
I can understand
Eat?
Sure I can.
It means that those lazy sh*ts have to move their mouse pointer across the page about 100 pixels to click on ‘WIN!’ before they begin the upload process. They blatantly have some form of neurological disorder which hinders this action.
Or they simply don’t understand the difference between FAIL and WIN.
Or they simply don’t understand the difference between FAIL and WIN
THAT
Thanks; those are both explanations I can understand.
i always stay at a condo right behind ice cream castle when i go on vacation!
marry xmas
Someone alert bill o’riley…santa has started the GREAT WAR on CHRISTMAS 2010!!!!!
this is an understanding of what irony is fail
sigh. goodbye, failblog.
OMG!
Coolgirlgames, please stop posting drunk. Every post you’ve made has been full of grammatical fail or complete gibberish.
i like ice cream but…………………
marry xmas
:D:D
That sounds like my kinda joint.
Joke or not, the place can still switch over to Italian ice cream which is made without milk – at least the fruit flavors.
Ocean City, Maryland. hell yeahhh
DAMMIT Failblog, this is obviously a joke and therefore a WIN. And it’s not irony.
If I see yet another post on Failblog by someone who obviously doesn’t understand the concept of FAIL… well, I won’t do anything. But I will be very unhappy
I swear to Christ the internet is making more people stupider, quicker, than tv ever did.
Is it the net that’s making them stupider?
Or were they always there, and the net just lets them be seen more?
The age-old question…
The owner has no tolerance for lactose, and he won’t stand for it.
Probably a overdose! ‘Cause he was eating the profit!
I will not stand up to intolerance, whatsoever!
It’s a kind of win for FailBlog. I think it’s the first time they’ve ever correctly identified irony!
omg i know this place its at ocean city maryland i lived like 500 ft away there’s a hooters right next to it omgomgomgomg