Dude squirrels ARE suicidal. I swear to God, the damn things wait on the side of the road, watch my car approach, and then dart out in front of me so I have zero chance to swerve or stop. I think their brains are just hardwired with an unresolved death wish.
Ha! The sad thing is, my pet squirrel did the same thing. First time out of the cage, he leapt from the towel rack to the wall. I guess he thought it could stick to the wall… ? Either way, hitting the wall didn’t hurt him, but hitting the ground a second later knocked the wind out of him.
Did he died?
To the wall he did jump,
and smack with his face.
I guess he’ll think twice,
before returning to this place.
Poor little squirrel
Bumped his head
Crushed his brain
And now he’s dead
Troll harder. No-one’s feeding you ^^
Poor little Lizard
Had sex with a wizard
Her period was late
It wasn’t great…
Poor little Pumpkin
Had sex with a munchkin
Her kitty he ate
With his messed up grill…
Poetry is great!
Ah, You guys are poets, and I didn’t know it!
Your syllables are off. Try adding more words to some lines. C:
Adding more words is great!
You’re Great !
Awww… I think YOU’RE great!
City WIN
Squirrel FAIL
Wins and Fails are both great in my book!
Mayby that squirrel ate too many ….ah F it, trying to be funny but not working this morning *FAILED*
Squirrel- “Should I? Sh-Should, no wait…maybe! Maybe not! Jump? Don’t jump? Oh let’s jump and have fu-*THUD* OWW!”
I think he’s listening to drum n’ bass a little while before he decides to jump.
it was atari teenage riot.
Jackass-squirrel
A+ for effort.
i fought the wall and the wall won. XD
Crickets. . .
*Snickers*
Lawl XD
wall 1, squirrel 0…
good luck beating the wall now squirrel. maybe next take on a better approach…
That squirrel couldn’t hit the side of a garage. Oh wait he did.
heh.
this is fake. you can see the tail glued to the chipmonk
I pray you were being sarcastic …
I Think the squirrel was blind or drunken
What was it aiming for?
was someone just randomaly recording a squirrel or recording out the window
look at the bright side, Conan O’ Brien made the squirrel look like a badass with the help of jetpacks XD
Must have tried funny peanuts…
*lag*
*lag*
*lag*
*lag*
*JUUUUUUUUMP*
*thump*
Shooooooooooooooooooot……….
He really needs to work on his parkour skills…
Is it just me, or is that a chipmunk?
Should have taken that left in Albuquerque…
I still do not know
Where the squirrel meant to go
Poor depth perception ?
Squirrel (to wall): “Hello! My name is Diego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. HNGH! (thud) OW!!”
Squirrelfriend (to Squirrel): “I told you not to eat those mushrooms, Eddy.”
Poor little… what’s that?
a suicidal squirrel?
Dude squirrels ARE suicidal. I swear to God, the damn things wait on the side of the road, watch my car approach, and then dart out in front of me so I have zero chance to swerve or stop. I think their brains are just hardwired with an unresolved death wish.
White is the new trompe-l’œil.
Ha! The sad thing is, my pet squirrel did the same thing. First time out of the cage, he leapt from the towel rack to the wall. I guess he thought it could stick to the wall… ? Either way, hitting the wall didn’t hurt him, but hitting the ground a second later knocked the wind out of him.
I love when animals fail, hey that could be a new tv show.
This is an incredibly rare sight. Squirrels are the most athletic animals around.
squirrelicide is a serious issue among woodland animals. tragic, i know.
Suicide by wall.An hero
Foamy decided on a new way of bashing his head against the wall when the traditional way no longer seemed to be doing it for him.
I’ve already seen this…
Nheira posted it in his journal…
Doesn’t make it any less funny/sad though…
OMG is the wall okay?!
There once sat a squirrel on a fence
he twitched and he showed hesitance
he jumped for the wall
it caused him to fall
damn that critter was dense
a Man was bored to his last
he turned to the window and gasped
he got his cam-corder
became a reporter
and laughed as the squirrel hit the grass
I think someone drugged that squirrel. Squirrels don’t do that.
Yeah great. This thing was posted as a video a few days ago somewhere on the ICHC network. Why the re-post?
It looked like the squirrel was aiming for the wall!!!1 Just look et it its aiming right in to the middle of the wall.
I could literally watch this for hours
Clearly it was played backwards to make it LOOK like the squirrel had failed. In reality, it jumped up, bounced off the wall, and landed on the fence.
you kno… I ACTUALLY agee with you…
*agree… fail on my part.. lol
clearly!