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Spell cherkers ain’t worth a shirt.
Cherkered shirts are great!
Yeah, they’re totle slackers.
u al ned 2 lurn 2 spel jezus krist
Ejukashun iz grate!
no it isnt
I seriously thought you were trying to say “ejaculation”
SECONDED
wy do i kneed to spel jezus kriste?
Danni Foley wears great slacks!
was great anyways
Great it was!
it was ungreat.
Being ungrateful is NOT great!
i am not ungrateful. i am ungreat.
You should ask the person who wrote the original recipe.
Original recipes are also great!
Why ungreat to you?
Be glad it wasn’t 2 tsp. of semen…
Some people would probably prefer that over cement.
Well there’s always mouthwash and i really don’t want to break my teeth on cement, so…
And there’s the added protein and tooth whitening…
*shoots a load towards dannifoley’s mouth*
can you shoot a load in my butt too?
Give him ten minutes, make him a sandwich in the meantime
Have you ever considered that buttsecks might be a gay guy?
Yes, yes i have, im not the one who is going to shoot a load, nor not the one who want it in my butt.
lol for that added savoury flavour
Can I put my hands in the salsa and write my name!?
no u cant
Can I put my hands in the salsa and write your mom’s name?
They forgot to add 1tsp. of putty…..
ill giv u 1tsp of putty
Cement is for the “chunky salsa” version.
it sounds like a “hard” recipe.
Yeah and the slogan for it is…
“The salsa is so good, you’ll be sh!tting bricks!”
Bricks may be made from clay, shale, soft slate, calcium silicate, concrete, or shaped from quarried stone. They cannot be made from cement. Go back to school.
Concrete, also known as wet cement, is made by mixing together cement, aggregate and water. Bricks made from concrete are also sometimes known as cement bricks.
Who needed to go back to school? (Also… what kinda school teaches how bricks are made?)
It was a joke, you putz. Nobody thinks bricks are made out of cement.
Except bricks can be made of cement. They can be made of plastic and brightly coloured too.
Am I the only person wondering how hard this would actually be? Surely 2 tsp isn’t enough to make the salsa set hard?
A salsa not only 4 eat,a possible is take it 4 filling of teeth.
I will fill my teeth with poo.
You know, that recipe did sit in my stomach like a rock.
Where the hell is Bertbad with a soliloquy on how when, where, why, and how this happened?
It looks shopped…
I’d prefer the cement to the cilantro.
My nachos are ruined!
(*_*)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn you autocorrect!
My sis sent me a link to that website, its hilarious!!
Can you imagine someone buying an eighty-pound bag of cement, so that he could use two teaspoons for the salsa? One could use “model cement”, I suppose.
“They’re both nasty”–Monty Python
It was the iPhone autocorrect.
Gross. I would rather eat the cement.
EFFING IPHONES
This might be a recipe from Cooks Source
Stupid Microsoft Word auto-correct…