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Mad Cow Diseaze? What she try atempting?
High-Def Piss jugs
Jarate!
Please tell me we are not the only ones that get this reference…
Next they’ll start blaming video games for inspiring the above!
This is exactly what I thought when I saw it.
How the hell is this fail? Stop posting stupid things that aren’t fails.
Story of FailBlog’s life.
If you don’t understand why even a few people pissing in a bottle is a fail, let alone so many people that you need to make a poster about it, then you too have failed.
If you don’t understand that it’s common practice for truckers to piss in a bottle instead of getting behind schedule by wasting time trying to find a toilet, then you’re the one who has failed.
(Sure, they *could* just pull over and piss on the nature strip, but they can get arrested for that and charged with indecent exposure and end up on the sex offenders list, but throwing away a bottle of piss is just a littering offense. So if it’s a choice between risking your job by frequently taking longer than average to complete your run, risking getting charged for indecent exposure and being registered as a sex offender, or risking being charged with littering, which risk would you take?)
You could do what I do when an urgent need occurs miles from any facilities and then empty it at the next rest stop . . . unless you tend to forget things and leave them in your vehicle for weeks or months . . .
Nice try….
But how about go in the bottle and then dispose of it PROPERLY, instead of chucking it out the window?
And getting labeled as a sex offender for peeing on the side of the road is the stupidest thing I’ve heard all week.
You can get charged for indecent exposure and be labeled for a sex offender for that, though. It’s true.
Not to mention the time it takes them to pull over and do their business. I completely understand them using a bottle, as long as they dispose of it the right way.
Not a fail.
(And they’ll never catch me…)
WIN for the idea. FAIL for the fact that so many people are doing it to the point that there has to be a warning at one of the least supervised places on Earth………………
It’s the way of the road…
Actually this one should be a win on the part of the WSP. I hate truckers that seem to think the side of the road is their personal restroom/dump. And this is coming from someone that also trucks for a living.
I piss on the side of the road all the time, I don’t know why you would do it in a bottle though…
Oh, pi** on it! At least in Washington they have “Rest Stops”!
How is this a fail? This site has become nothing more than posts about anything that has to do with bodily functions or things that vaguely resemble genitals. Is there a hotlink at Jerry’s Kids or Carlos Mencia’s website that redirects all the morons to this site?
If it’s not a fail vote it down, tards.
Pretty please, with sugar on top
mmm mmm me rikey remonade
Whyis it an odd amount for the fine ($1025)? Why not $1000 or some other round number?
To confuse you even more………………..
The extra $25 is for Gov. Gregiore’s face lift fund.
if that’s your concern aren’t you more worried about the minimum fine of $103? that’s even less round than $1025 dummy.
The difference between 103 and 1025 is 922, wich then is round again.
It had to be from the Washington State Patrol.What the hell we need a jug for? It’s Washington State ,go behind a tree!
Well if they didn’t try to fine you for having to go into woods use a tree then people would not pee in stuff.
I would still pee in stuff.
Stupid state patrol…..make our state look bad! LMAO
I live in WA and I’ve never heard of a fine for pissing behind a tree.
Ugh that is disguuuuuuuusttttinnnnng
Would they not fine you if you left an actual plastic urinal full of pee there instead of a milk jug?
I-80 and I-90 have big long empty stretches, so truckers heave loads of piss jugs along the road. I remember a news story on TV in Tri-Cities, WA about this in 2002-2003.
Sounds like somebody along I-80 and I-90 could be making a ton of money by putting in a gas station with some bathrooms.
The numbers $1025 and $103 look more like a candidate for Oddly Specific.
HAHA! Reminds me of a local news story here in Vancouver… lol. Local people called in jugs containing yellow fluid and thought it was like, a mobile meth lab or something. Haha!!
How many times have I told you not to drink out of the carton!
thats a win in my books.
I’ve been to Washington State and this really is a major problem they’ve been having along their interstate highways and it’s not just gallon milk/water jugs, it’s also ice tea bottles (wide mouth) OJ containers, and even zip-lock bags!!! The highway workers have been complaining about cleaning that crap up and it ain’t pleasant. I’m sure it happens in other places also, but Washington is the 1st state I’ve ever seen that has taken a concerted action against it.
For those not so initiated, these are nicknamed “Trucker Bombs” and are an effect of the fact that lots of truckers (probably the ones on meth) are unwilling to interrupt their timetable to stop and take a leak or at least dispose of their containers properly. Piss in a jug while driving and you don’t have to stop. Go ahead and do that part all you want. Just dispose of it somewhere besides the side of the road.
They don’t ticket you for having a bottle of piss in your truck, thats just stupid. The problem isn’t pissing in the jug, it is people tossing the jug on the side of the road. *Apparently* hitting one of these “trucker bombs” with a lawnmower isn’t something the state road maintenance workers are very fond of doing. If truckers want to keep it in their truck and empty it when they reach appropriate facilities they won’t have any complaints.
As a road trip veteran with 30,000 miles and 11 states under my belt, here is how you drain the dragon by the side of the road with no littering. What you do is keep a urinal in the car. When nature calls, take your leak BUT – dont litter! Keep the bottle in the car till the next rest stop, THEN pour it down the urinal. Alternately, you can use it as a missile for the @$$hole tailgating you with his brights on.
Blast it with Piss.
Saw a movie about this when I was in truck driving school. Road crews were cleaning the shoulder and these bottles would explode if they kicked or touched them because they were swelling up from being in the hot sun all day. Hilarious but nasty!
I must say I do it all the time, never got caught.
That’s what she said!
The way of the road.
-Ray from Trailer Park Boys
I don’t know if you realize this, Ray, but you’re not on the road anymore
They just take an old jug, and put their bird in it and when they’re done, they just cap it off and drill the f’n thing out the window
103 Dollars. 1025 Dollars. They look like finely stipulated fines.
Only the 5000 Dollars are a little bland in comparison. Why not 5005?
The fine’s only for human urine, right?
FFS.. I thought i was drinking socialist applejuice funded by the state of washington. No wonder it tasted salty.