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This. It has crushed my hopes and dreams of doing something just like it.
Unfortunately you’re limited to 7 characters (plus a half space) so “Spartacus” wouldn’t fit anyway.
And how much do you want to bet that “REDNECK” is taken?
I will bet yall 1 bottle of moonshine
And NASCAR tickets.
And a romantic night with your own sister.
And a guest appearance on COPS.
Wearing the required wifebeater
Don’t forget The Jerry Springer Show!
The progression of comments here intrigues me.
Dracula turns to Spartacus, Spartacus turns to redneck, and redneck turns to ghetto trash…?
What will Ghetto trash become?
Recycling?
Ha, win!
LANCE ARMSTRONG!
No?
My favourite is still WH05 HAT, on a DynoRod van!
Trailer Hitch
maybe if you register your car in alaska… ?
California makes everyone want to be glam.
California plates are undeniable?
I deny that.
Careful there, or she’ll Brand you.
Russel Brand? Brand new? Brandy? Bass Brand? XD
Russel Crowe, The Gladiata!
californian dream
Surf dudes with attitudes?
I dont get it.
Pfft! You young bloods don’t know anything.
1223 is looking for the sparkles.
And an apostrophe.
Perhaps we should be cullen the trollies from these good fails?
i Lijke tottallly agrees wiv u. down wiv shopping Trollies, hand baskets Save the enviromenty
tottallly.
ya rly!
Wiki-it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_III_the_Impaler
But enough talk! Have AT YOU!
Nay! Have at THEE!
SOTN reference, nice!
what does it mean???
It stands for the Romanian prince Vlad Țepeș who fought the Turks (or Ottomans, as they were called back in the day) and kept them from invading Europe. He was also called Vlad the Impaler and Dracula, because his methods of resistance where pretty cruel: at the Ottoman border, he spiked all the dead bodies of his enemies on long poles to frighten them from invading again. Apparently it worked pretty well.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_III_the_Impaler
It means nothing. It’s funny because it’s not May 2011.
Dude, it expires on May 2011. Retard.
Vlad the Impaler was a very cruel romanian ruler, his nickname, ‘Dracula’, meant ‘Son of the Devil’.
Bram Stoker thought that name sounds cool so he named his novel that way, you probably heard about Dracula or at least about vampires (sparkling dude from twilight?).
Dude, epic FAIL!!! Don’t talk about that sparkling *cough* gay *cough* dude in the same sentence as Dracula. It’s an insult to REAL vampires.
And Vlad was not cruel. He was effective.
Sorry about the double post….
Thank you. He was effective. He is still looked upon as a national hero in Romania.
But he is seen as somewhat of a tyrant from other viewpoints.
Not to say what he is or isn’t, but I don’t think there’s really a right answer to this one.
Dracula has not his nickname, Draculea was his surname. it means son of the dragon, because his father was vlad dracul, member of the order of the dragon
Vlads father was actually “Dracul” meaning dragon. The “A” added to the name denotes the son or “Dracul-a” meaning “son of the dragon”. Vlad is actually a Romanian hero to the country. Cruel? Maybe over the top, but effective in detering the Muslim invasion.
maybe someone should do this in america! them muslims are crawlin all over everything!
I lol’ed. Go FB-one:)
How can you af-ford not to lol at this one?!
You cant afford it as you are a bankrupt prostitute.
ChevROFL?
LOLkswagen.
Arthur!!
*squeeze*
Audi see you anymore…
*squeeze*
I Honda lot of travelling to do.
Where did Yugo?
I hope it was a Lada places.
I bet it was his turn to check in with his mates.
hehe, nicely dodged.
These are really Olds jokes.
I don’t get it.
TL;DR.
lmao
Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m,
Lovely spam, wonderful Spam,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM!
You win.
Come in my cab.
I give you ride.
Sounds legit. *gets in*
Do you have any candy, Mister?
This one doesn’t suck.
His car could do with a vamp though.
I’ve got a stake in that one.
Really? My heart’s just not into it.
The bumper sticker reads:
My other vehicle is a bat mobile.
Oh crikey, have I mist something?
lol because dracula can turn into vapor… thats clever. ill BEAR that in mind next time.
so, Dracula was a deer?
More of a bat, really.
BAseball or cricket?
Wiffle.
You have to know what a crumpet is to know what cricket is.
He must be originally from Massachusetts with an accent like that.
Salem?
Salam aleikum!
Wa aleikum a salaam.
*chomp*
Vamp my ride?
Does anyone have a wooden spike? I think we need to put Pathetic Peaness out of his misery…
Well, someone didn’t get the message that this is a no-fly zone.
IP ban much?
Hey, stop posting spam here!
That number plate must have been deer.
Zing.
I’ve seen that guy around here, East Bay area!
Thought it was AWESOME!! GO VLAD!!
No Maurader fans?
Vlad the Impala… notorious 15th century gazelle tyrant. Believed to have had as many as 100,000 Thomsons and gnus slaughtered in cold blood
Die monster!! You don’t belong in this world!
Vlad the Im-pah’-la?
Well, technically that’s what it’s saying…
SOI
Narwhals!!
I DON’T LIKE SPAM!
But you can’t have Eggs, Spam, Sausage and Spam without the Spam.
I do not like green eggs and spam.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM SPAM I AM!!!
needz moar SOI!!
Please no. I will be forced to shoot down ever copter in the area.
hmph… failblog fails for not having a letter limit…
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SOI SOI SOI SOI…
My car is the impaler… It will skewer any car in front of me!
you win
Did he wrote IMPALA on pourpose or is it a company or something?
Impala is the name of the car company, like Ford or Toyota. It’s pronounced differently to impaler though
These cars should park side-by-side
ttp://www.r8pl8z.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dracula-funny-license-plate.jpg
Impalas aren’t usually win worthy cars – this being a major exception.
i think some of the staff from failblog is from Ro
Gets 30 miles to the gallon. Gallons of what? I’m not sure.
Yes, California may “vlad” the Impala.
the license plate is VLAD THE IMPALER also know as VLAD DRACUL. he was a warlord who lived in wachovia. he was very famous for impaling all of his enemies and anyone who broke his laws. he was run out of his country and said to be killed by his gay little brother. to some he was a great man because he left peace everywhere. to others he was a monster because he never showed pity/mercy to anyone who broke the law one time or any of the enemies who wanted to join his side.
Impala is a car model, not company. It’s a chevrolet Impala.
…Yeah, we all knew that. What’s your point?
Hey Maggie, Wachovia is the bank, Wallachia is the country.
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