Considering the guy is chewing and clearly has something in his mouth coupled with the fact that I doubt that zoos generally feed orangutans bread based food wrapped in paper I’m going to take a stab in the dark and say it’s not the orangutan’s food.
I’m glad to see you logically thought that one out. Now can you please explain to the Orangutan why that food is so clearly not his? I’m sure your logic will work spectacularly with an ape.
Yeah, this was my first thought. Training only goes so far with wild animals. I’ve seen some very well-trained tigers — but only a fool would try to take food away from them.
There was a case not long ago on the East Coast where this old lady’s pet chimpanzee literally ripped another woman’s face off, and for no apparent reason. You don’t mess with apes.
yeah, i know that woman, she was messed right up, theyre strong, but i dont really care to be honest, its her problem, and nobody really knows why she had one in the first place, and then theres a woman who had her face eaten by her pet dogs
Sheik, I haven’t told you this before, but I laugh my butt off every time I see your screen name. I repeat it slowly over and over to myself and it cracks me up!
Not quite, Punisher. An eskimo IS an ape. So are you. More accurately, it would be like calling you a monkey. Or possibly like calling you an eskimo (assuming you aren’t one).
EEEK! Gracie; wearing "ZA ROCKS" shirt, member of the "Dragon Appreciation Club"; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B says:
EEEK! Gracie; wearing "ZA ROCKS" shirt, member of the "Dragon Appreciation Club"; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B says:
Zundfolge is right–when I saw the still image before playing the video, I thought I was going to see the orangutan beat the guy senseless. I also assumed there’d be professional intervention, because without it this was going to be a snuff film. Anyone recall the “tame” chimp in Connecticut a year or so ago that ripped off that lady’s face because . . . well, because it felt like it? This guy is an idiot. I wouldn’t try to snatch my dog’s food like that, and you’ve got to be straight stupid to try and take an orangutan’s snack.
Gracie; wearing "ZA ROCKS" shirt, member of the "Dragon Appreciation Club"; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B, DrB, says:
No, I’m not “name is long.” I’m “Gracie; wearing “ZA ROCKS” shirt, member of the “Dragon Appreciation Club”; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B, DrB, Granny, and any other peeps I can’t fit in my name,” but Word press cut some of my name off.
Gracie; wearing "ZA ROCKS" shirt, member of the "Dragon Appreciation Club"; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B, DrB, says:
EEEK! Gracie; wearing "ZA ROCKS" shirt, member of the "Dragon Appreciation Club"; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B says:
*breaks into old, abandoned house*
*sets trays of treats about*
*stocks bar full of ciders and nogs*
*hangs spooky lights up*
*sets up fog machine around hot tub*
*puts candles in all of the carved-out pumpkins*
Halloween’s Spooky Cuddle Puddle is open, kids!!!
Gracie; wearing "ZA ROCKS" shirt, member of the "Dragon Appreciation Club"; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B, DrB, says:
Gracie; wearing "ZA ROCKS" shirt, member of the "Dragon Appreciation Club"; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B, DrB, says:
EEEK! Gracie; wearing "ZA ROCKS" shirt, member of the "Dragon Appreciation Club"; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B says:
EEEK! Gracie; wearing "ZA ROCKS" shirt, member of the "Dragon Appreciation Club"; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B says:
EEEK! Gracie; wearing "ZA ROCKS" shirt, member of the "Dragon Appreciation Club"; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B says:
I hate everything, everyone, every culture, and every race. They all suck. And it ‘your’ reading this, I am speaking specifically about you. Did I miss anything?
By troll, you mean nobody who has a quilt rather than an avatar? That seems to be the definition of troll on FB, people who actually talk about the fail.
Um… I dont exactly understand what the hell is going on. Its obvious that the orangatan swiped the food but, to be honested im not eactly sure which Primate was acting more civilizied in this video…
hahahah thats awesome
no… it wasnt… it was lame actually
How is that dude just kickin’ it with an orangutan on a park bench?
This is going on my bucket list.
Wow what an idiot … keep in mind that even a small Orangutan could rip your arm off and beat you to death with it without breaking a sweat.
Yeah and a properly trained orangutan wouldn’t.
Are you ‘properly trained’, Kyle? Do you do everything you’re trained to do PROPERLY? Didn’t think so.
Wait. When did we start talking about trained/untrained apes?
*Orangutans
It would have been a win if the Orangutan severely hurt the tool for doing that to his food.
Considering the guy is chewing and clearly has something in his mouth coupled with the fact that I doubt that zoos generally feed orangutans bread based food wrapped in paper I’m going to take a stab in the dark and say it’s not the orangutan’s food.
I’m glad to see you logically thought that one out. Now can you please explain to the Orangutan why that food is so clearly not his? I’m sure your logic will work spectacularly with an ape.
Yeah, apes are not so good with logic. Not sure why humans even try. But seriously, he should have gotten a groin kick for that one.
Even the monkeys have better manners than the kids these days.
Yeah, this was my first thought. Training only goes so far with wild animals. I’ve seen some very well-trained tigers — but only a fool would try to take food away from them.
There was a case not long ago on the East Coast where this old lady’s pet chimpanzee literally ripped another woman’s face off, and for no apparent reason. You don’t mess with apes.
yeah, i know that woman, she was messed right up, theyre strong, but i dont really care to be honest, its her problem, and nobody really knows why she had one in the first place, and then theres a woman who had her face eaten by her pet dogs
If you really knew that woman, you’d know it wasn’t her chimp. It belonged to the friend she was visiting.
that’s like using the example I could poke your eyes out without breaking a sweat as a reason not to mess with me..
You may think you’re as strong as an orangutan. But you’re not.
your not as strong as an orangutan.
Yes, I know.
yeah but you wouldn’t do it for a small reason like taking your food but a orangutan would
Quit monkeying around with my food!!!
the oranguatan is not a monkey, but is part of the great ape family. Calling him a monkey would be like calling an eskimo an ape.
I thought ape = monkey
lol
If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey.
Sheik, I haven’t told you this before, but I laugh my butt off every time I see your screen name. I repeat it slowly over and over to myself and it cracks me up!
You can thank Frank Zappa for the “Sheik Yerbouti” gag.
Not that he’ll hear you. He’s been dead for years.
What if a monkey’s tail gets cut off?
Doesn’t it bug you in the Curious George books and shows, they always call him a monkey?!!!
That is totally going to mess up an entire generation of children.
I am a chukcha. Why do you all people always pick on us?
We’re continuously wise?
*shrugs*
Are you implying that eskimos aren’t human?
actually humans are apes. eskimos are human. therefor eskimos are apes. most people would find being called an ape a bit demeaning, though…
Ook.
The librarian’s a monkey?
Not quite, Punisher. An eskimo IS an ape. So are you. More accurately, it would be like calling you a monkey. Or possibly like calling you an eskimo (assuming you aren’t one).
Eskimos are so cute. I just love their hairy arms and furry tails.
I totally would have kicked that guy’s ass.
but you were so busy smoking???
Who was the orangutan? I don’t see it clearly
I would have kicked that guy’s face
The orangutan is Clyde.
Left turn, Clyde!
What a prat, even if that’s a “tame” orangutan you don’t stress an animal out like that. If he got hurt or bitten it would only be his own fault.
He’ll be fine; The orangutan see’s that guy as one of his own kind.
yeah… that guy is a jerk
I second that.
did he speak Bahasa in 0:21? or was that Japanese?
Neither; it was Korean. I like how Japanese is the asian language everyone defaults to when they have no clue.
i usually refer to louse when i don’t know
It’s rather dangerous to suddenly surprise an animal like that.
Ooooh! Was that a … HAM sandwich?!?!
*peeks in at comments*
Pleh.
*goes back to previous fail*
*grasps at birdie*
Come back here!
*opens hand to find only feathers*
you’re picture is a truck
You’re an idiot.
Zundfolge is right–when I saw the still image before playing the video, I thought I was going to see the orangutan beat the guy senseless. I also assumed there’d be professional intervention, because without it this was going to be a snuff film. Anyone recall the “tame” chimp in Connecticut a year or so ago that ripped off that lady’s face because . . . well, because it felt like it? This guy is an idiot. I wouldn’t try to snatch my dog’s food like that, and you’ve got to be straight stupid to try and take an orangutan’s snack.
I wish that ape would have ripped his head off. Freaking asians are so mean to animals…
no I’m not *mad*
“Freaking” asians. Not fine upstanding freakin asians like yourself.
…douchebag.
This douche is lucky he didn’t get his finger torn off.
Yeah, just recently a (trained) chimp ripped off some womans face. She didn’t do anything to provoke it…
that’s how I thought this video was going to end
They train chimps to do that?
*ponders the possibilities*
Losing face is a serious thing in some cultures.
Gotta love it how that person on the left gets his food stolen by that monkey sitting on the right.
Wait a second, something’s not right…
you’re name is long
‘Your.’ Idiot.
No, I’m not “name is long.” I’m “Gracie; wearing “ZA ROCKS” shirt, member of the “Dragon Appreciation Club”; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B, DrB, Granny, and any other peeps I can’t fit in my name,” but Word press cut some of my name off.
Bastards!
I think they might be trying to tell me it’s too long, but I can’t be sure.
*uses index finger to shove glasses further up nose*
*squints*
Doesn’t look too long to me, Gracie dear!
*lends Gracie wheelbarrow and duffle bag*
Thanks, those will come in handy.
*puts extra bits of name into duffle bag*
*flings duffle bag into wheelbarrow*
this should silence the creationists
Make some noise, ffs! It heightens the excitement!
I like your style
*breaks into old, abandoned house*
*sets trays of treats about*
*stocks bar full of ciders and nogs*
*hangs spooky lights up*
*sets up fog machine around hot tub*
*puts candles in all of the carved-out pumpkins*
Halloween’s Spooky Cuddle Puddle is open, kids!!!
*brings cookies*
*brings treats*
*squeals*
Candy Corn!!!
*noms*
Mmmmm, cookies!!!
Who are you, Halloween Pickle?
The one and only DG, of course!!!
I LOVE IT!!!!!
*squeezes Judy tight*
*flies in, bearing a keg of beer*
Where do you want this?
What? A bird carrying a keg?
It’s a simple question of weight ratios.
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a bird needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Two birds could carry a keg together.
*snork*
*notices Gracie’s name doesn’t include a few initials*
*pouts a little*
*gets over it fast*
*SQUEEZE*
WordPress cut it off.
*pouts*
LGB gave me a duffle bag and wheelbarrow to carry the cut off pieces in, though.
*squeezes the “pickle”*
And just whose pickle are you squeezing?
*looks*
I’m a peregrine finch, I’m stronger than I look.
*sniff*
Not a troll in sight! It’s a good blog day, indeed.
*single tear rolls down cheek*
*knocks all available wood*
LGB, are you sure you want to knock that wood?
*teehee*
Sure!
Covers all mah bases.
I hate everything, everyone, every culture, and every race. They all suck. And it ‘your’ reading this, I am speaking specifically about you. Did I miss anything?
By troll, you mean nobody who has a quilt rather than an avatar? That seems to be the definition of troll on FB, people who actually talk about the fail.
Thats just cruel and not even funny…
♪ Don’t be cruel, to a primate who’s true ♫
Man, it looks like some bloggers have hit the Halloween punch a few days early!
Stay away from the Dragon Grog, it’s dangerous stuff.
Hmph. A few days early, no prob. A few *weeks* early, then yeah.
My birthday is Oct 5 and I thought I’d treat myself to a cupcake but all I could find was ones with spiders and scary stuff on them.
I *hope* those were decorated for Halloween. *shudders*
That wasnt very nice, was it? What a w**ker. Would’ve loved to see Monkeh kick his sorry a$$. Total douche.
Don’t mess with the Librarian!
Maybe it’s wrong, but this video made me LOL like no video on FailBlog had ever before.
Watching some prick be a dbag to an orangutan. How is that entertaining…
What an idiot. And what a peaceful orangutan.
“Plis hwich one is the men with bierd? You are hideous orangutan!”
Why do most failblog videos fail to play in Google Reader???
Which one is the monkey?
It will be hard for the kid to enjoy that food with his face ripped off.
It only would have been funny if the orangutan attacked him back. He certainly deserved it for his stupid and childish behavior.
I can see this happening in South Korea, not in the west.
How is that dude just kickin it with an orangutan on a park bench?
dub chinks. of course they would do something that stupid. he’s probably gonna eat right after as well.
Not quite sure which one was the monkey.
What an asshole! Orangutan should have ripped his fucking arm off!
Um… I dont exactly understand what the hell is going on. Its obvious that the orangatan swiped the food but, to be honested im not eactly sure which Primate was acting more civilizied in this video…
Stupid Koreans
seriously….a fking google ad ever video?
lol… i know that guy… he is a stage gag comedian from Korea… its no surprise he would do something like that…. lol