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Stealing Food FAIL


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  1. negh says:

    hahahah thats awesome

  2. Zundfolge says:

    Wow what an idiot … keep in mind that even a small Orangutan could rip your arm off and beat you to death with it without breaking a sweat.

  3. Surprise!!! It's the Halloween Pickle!! says:

    Quit monkeying around with my food!!!

  4. Josh says:

    I totally would have kicked that guy’s ass.

  5. ¿? says:

    Who was the orangutan? I don’t see it clearly

    I would have kicked that guy’s face

    • EEEK! Gracie; wearing "ZA ROCKS" shirt, member of the "Dragon Appreciation Club"; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B says:

      The orangutan is Clyde.

  6. inakachick says:

    What a prat, even if that’s a “tame” orangutan you don’t stress an animal out like that. If he got hurt or bitten it would only be his own fault.

  7. Dan says:

    yeah… that guy is a jerk

  8. dee says:

    did he speak Bahasa in 0:21? or was that Japanese?

  9. xzcx says:

    It’s rather dangerous to suddenly surprise an animal like that.

  10. Surprise!!! It's the Halloween Pickle!! says:

    Ooooh! Was that a … HAM sandwich?!?!

  11. Avis says:

    *peeks in at comments*
    Pleh.
    *goes back to previous fail*

  12. Mike says:

    Zundfolge is right–when I saw the still image before playing the video, I thought I was going to see the orangutan beat the guy senseless. I also assumed there’d be professional intervention, because without it this was going to be a snuff film. Anyone recall the “tame” chimp in Connecticut a year or so ago that ripped off that lady’s face because . . . well, because it felt like it? This guy is an idiot. I wouldn’t try to snatch my dog’s food like that, and you’ve got to be straight stupid to try and take an orangutan’s snack.

  13. JD says:

    I wish that ape would have ripped his head off. Freaking asians are so mean to animals…

  14. Josie says:

    …douchebag.

  15. Dat Win says:

    This douche is lucky he didn’t get his finger torn off.

  16. pab says:

    Yeah, just recently a (trained) chimp ripped off some womans face. She didn’t do anything to provoke it…

    that’s how I thought this video was going to end

  17. Someone says:

    Gotta love it how that person on the left gets his food stolen by that monkey sitting on the right.

    Wait a second, something’s not right…

  18. Shipoopi says:

    you’re name is long

    • Evan says:

      ‘Your.’ Idiot.

    • Gracie; wearing "ZA ROCKS" shirt, member of the "Dragon Appreciation Club"; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B, DrB, says:

      No, I’m not “name is long.” I’m “Gracie; wearing “ZA ROCKS” shirt, member of the “Dragon Appreciation Club”; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B, DrB, Granny, and any other peeps I can’t fit in my name,” but Word press cut some of my name off.

      • Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org says:

        Bastards!

        • Gracie; wearing "ZA ROCKS" shirt, member of the "Dragon Appreciation Club"; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B, DrB, says:

          I think they might be trying to tell me it’s too long, but I can’t be sure.

          • Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org says:

            *uses index finger to shove glasses further up nose*
            *squints*

            Doesn’t look too long to me, Gracie dear!

            *lends Gracie wheelbarrow and duffle bag*

            • EEEK! Gracie; wearing "ZA ROCKS" shirt, member of the "Dragon Appreciation Club"; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B says:

              Thanks, those will come in handy.

              *puts extra bits of name into duffle bag*
              *flings duffle bag into wheelbarrow*

  19. Silent Wanker says:

    this should silence the creationists

  20. Surprise!!! It's the Halloween Pickle!! says:

    *breaks into old, abandoned house*
    *sets trays of treats about*
    *stocks bar full of ciders and nogs*
    *hangs spooky lights up*
    *sets up fog machine around hot tub*
    *puts candles in all of the carved-out pumpkins*
    Halloween’s Spooky Cuddle Puddle is open, kids!!!

  21. Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org says:

    *sniff*

    Not a troll in sight! It’s a good blog day, indeed.

    *single tear rolls down cheek*
    *knocks all available wood*

    • EEEK! Gracie; wearing "ZA ROCKS" shirt, member of the "Dragon Appreciation Club"; friend and happy donor of shinies to LCB; making CJ dance to raise funds to visit TC; waiting for Avis to mail my bat; friend of da buttercow, K@, LGB, NS, AE, AA, GBF, Ms B says:

      :shock:
      LGB, are you sure you want to knock that wood?

      Yes, my mind lives in the gutter. Do you have a problem with that?
    • Sherman says:

      I hate everything, everyone, every culture, and every race. They all suck. And it ‘your’ reading this, I am speaking specifically about you. Did I miss anything?

    • satsumo says:

      By troll, you mean nobody who has a quilt rather than an avatar? That seems to be the definition of troll on FB, people who actually talk about the fail.

  22. Dylan says:

    Thats just cruel and not even funny…

  23. jellofan says:

    Man, it looks like some bloggers have hit the Halloween punch a few days early!

  24. Cabbage says:

    That wasnt very nice, was it? What a w**ker. Would’ve loved to see Monkeh kick his sorry a$$. Total douche.

  25. nobuddy says:

    Don’t mess with the Librarian!

  26. Gremour Nutsy says:

    Maybe it’s wrong, but this video made me LOL like no video on FailBlog had ever before.

  27. Living in Bad Faith says:

    Watching some prick be a dbag to an orangutan. How is that entertaining…

  28. Andy says:

    What an idiot. And what a peaceful orangutan.

    “Plis hwich one is the men with bierd? You are hideous orangutan!”

  29. Ouch says:

    Why do most failblog videos fail to play in Google Reader???

  30. ParaZi2 says:

    Which one is the monkey?

  31. anomaly says:

    It will be hard for the kid to enjoy that food with his face ripped off.

  32. Carol says:

    It only would have been funny if the orangutan attacked him back. He certainly deserved it for his stupid and childish behavior.

  33. Schaffer says:

    I can see this happening in South Korea, not in the west.

  34. bobo says:

    How is that dude just kickin it with an orangutan on a park bench?

  35. mrhollywood says:

    dub chinks. of course they would do something that stupid. he’s probably gonna eat right after as well.

  36. JR says:

    Not quite sure which one was the monkey.

  37. JW says:

    What an asshole! Orangutan should have ripped his fucking arm off!

  38. myojine says:

    Um… I dont exactly understand what the hell is going on. Its obvious that the orangatan swiped the food but, to be honested im not eactly sure which Primate was acting more civilizied in this video…

  39. Aze says:

    Stupid Koreans

  40. FKING GOOGLE says:

    seriously….a fking google ad ever video?

  41. portman says:

    lol… i know that guy… he is a stage gag comedian from Korea… its no surprise he would do something like that…. lol


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