It doesn’t matter if the shot was succesful or not… Every beer slingshot is a fail, every waste of beer is a fail. I can’t watch this anymore, I fell in despair.
Friend – “CHUG CHUG CHUG!”
Loser – “Nah, I’m just gonna launch it with my slingshot and see if I can kill something for dinner.”
*fails miserably*
Friend – “I told you you should chug it…”
It’s OK avis, clearly he was using his computer screen as a mirror so he can pop that obnoxious pimple (Why else would he be groaning in pain?), as he taunts himself, by using the keyboard.
F*****g idiot deserved it. Better to watch some moron get hurt than see him shatter glass all over and then leave it. I hope he broke every rib that it hit and I bet they still left the glass behind.
Mmmm…. I can’t tell even when I pause it but the point remains the same – do you really think that idiot would go find it again and take his rubbish with him? I don’t care he still deserved it.
we pack out all or trash, and in fact clean up other peoples junk before and after we camp. It is our regular campsite for going on 20 yrs more or less, and if the shooter doesnt hit the can they have to hike out and find em; thanks for playing but we dont poop where we play; not hatin, just statin the facts. We are the good guys and run a clean campsite, including brass. Living clean and playing muddy.
Enjoy your life, cause you will not survive it.
ah… I see now. The third chap is going to shoot at it with a handgun. Whoever’s idea it was to video this knew something of interest was about to happen.
Yo, Beer Slingshot Guy, I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but I just got to say the Watermelon Slingshot Girl is is one of the best Slingshot Fails there is!
Haha i bet he’s one of these alcohol drinkers who drink until they pass out 3 nights a week but they want cannabis to remain illegal. Serves him right! I hope he died or at least lost his balls!
Today we salute you Mr. Beer In A Giant Slingshot Man.
(Mr. Beer In A Giant Slingshot Man)
Some men use giant slingshots to send soft capsules of water to their far away friends, you sent beer in solid containers.
(hey, send me some ice)
Your combination of bravery and stupidity in being willing to stand behind that giant slingshot even though that beer can might come right back at you is truly to be praised.
(oooooooof, I think I cracked my sternum)
So load up another Old Milwaukee, and crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O’Master of Disaster. You might as make use of those Kidneys while you still have them.
(Mr. Beer In A Giant Slingshot Man)
I was at this event. a few facts that mus be said in case it hasnt been said yet. 1. the beer was over 3 years old because one guy had quit drinking and found it lying around his house. 2. no one had any beer in them at this time.
Why the hell does the guy on the right have the kind of ear protection you wear at firing ranges on? This ain’t a shootin’ alley, its a fricken’ slingshot for Jeebus’ sake!
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The title alone says this won’t end well.
He must be Watermelon Slingshot Lady’s husband.
There’s no way they are married…………….neither one can score with a slingshot, so neither one can score period.
On the contrary, they score on themselves quite effectively. (Ewww.) They should be in one of those “own goal” videos.
I’m just happy that watermelon lady didn’t see this one before going on the show. I loved that one. This one? Meh.
haha i like that
It doesn’t matter if the shot was succesful or not… Every beer slingshot is a fail, every waste of beer is a fail. I can’t watch this anymore, I fell in despair.
Different people, different sets, different projectiles… same slingshot.
I propose the title to be “Slingshot WIN!”
Yes, clearly, trouble was brewing.
Does he hop to it?
(I can’t watch the video)
Yes, unfortunately, he’s now ale-ing.
I take it he’s barley hanging on by a thread?
Yes. The good news is, he’s a rather stout fellow.
He’s older Bud-weiser now.
The Official Win Committee hereby awards you +1,000 Internets for that one.
This is currently the smartest comment on the internet.
They should make a statue of you.
Of coors.
But I bet he Schlitz his pants when it happened.
try again
Your avatar is a bird! LOL
Or something like that.
Nononono. It’s…
You’re avatar is a bird!
[sic...duh]
Yeah, I find that most things with FAIL in all caps usually don’t bode well.
dear failblog,
please stop with the direct tv ads.. seeing the same ad over and over again gets pretty lame. at least change up the ad’s in all videos.
Did he died?
No, he have lives stills
have you noticed the name of this blog?
comment was meant for Avis.
reply fail.
~No, really?~
*yeah, really!*
Sometimes the obvious must be stated. This was one of those times.
The name of this blog is “man faceplants off bike”
*squeeze*
*squeezes back*
DOH! Internets for you!
YA-HA!
At least wasn’t his head… maybe he is relative to that girl in the amazing race.
the watermelon effect.
did someone do say he did died did you
That dope had that coming…
Suicide Budweiser bomber!
I think Budweiser Suicide Bomber, works better… But that’s just me…
More like brewicide bomber, right?
That one works, too…
At .14s it sounds like his just about to start crying for his mother. Poor fella.
My player can’t get that precise.
Thats what you deserve for wasting a perfectly good beer.
Friend – “CHUG CHUG CHUG!”
Loser – “Nah, I’m just gonna launch it with my slingshot and see if I can kill something for dinner.”
*fails miserably*
Friend – “I told you you should chug it…”
That’s what he gets for attempting to abuse alcohol like that.
I wonder how much blood he had in his alcohol after this incident.
you mean how much alcohol he had in his blood?
No, how much blood he had in his alcohol.
Didn’t Understand the Humor Fail
77 internets for you, dear sir.
Hey, that gets you 8 more.
That’s alcohol abuse! D:<
History, my friends, repeats itself…
I’m going to guess it’s an odd take on “here, hold my beer”.
argghhh you are ugly
Says the troll with a quilt.
It’s OK avis, clearly he was using his computer screen as a mirror so he can pop that obnoxious pimple (Why else would he be groaning in pain?), as he taunts himself, by using the keyboard.
I think I do too!
there are a lot of people with quilts who know you are a gigantic shut in with no life at all.
Beer in slingshot recoil á la Watermelon woman.
Thats what you get for trying to waste alcohol.
It wastes you? Soviet Russia? What?
This bud could’ve been weiser.
ZING!!!
I give you 53 internets for that!
Maybe. . just maybe – That the man actually launched a glass boomerang filled with beer.
That’ll leave a mark!
F*****g idiot deserved it. Better to watch some moron get hurt than see him shatter glass all over and then leave it. I hope he broke every rib that it hit and I bet they still left the glass behind.
It’s a can. Have a nice fail.
Likewise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
like(bud)weis-er
-4 internets for bad pun
I don’t think it was a bottle…
Mmmm…. I can’t tell even when I pause it but the point remains the same – do you really think that idiot would go find it again and take his rubbish with him? I don’t care he still deserved it.
I agree.
we pack out all or trash, and in fact clean up other peoples junk before and after we camp. It is our regular campsite for going on 20 yrs more or less, and if the shooter doesnt hit the can they have to hike out and find em; thanks for playing but we dont poop where we play; not hatin, just statin the facts. We are the good guys and run a clean campsite, including brass. Living clean and playing muddy.
Enjoy your life, cause you will not survive it.
Agreed, this is the kind of people that shoulden’t be allowed in nature. d-ckwad.
Although I can agree that must’ve really hurt but I did lol when that guy whimpered at the end of the original clip.
sad sad sad, how come this always happens
In Soviet Russia, alcohol abuses you?
XD
No, in you, Soviet Russia abuses alchohol
no, in soviet russia, seldom wise is never wise
why is the one fellow wearing ear protection… around a sling shot?
ah… I see now. The third chap is going to shoot at it with a handgun. Whoever’s idea it was to video this knew something of interest was about to happen.
+5 internets for neat observation
That’s what you get for wasting beer.
few physics lesson might help him…
ARGH!
Why can we not favorite this?! The is the best thing I’ve seen on Failblog in weeks!
Why has nobody responded “Right in the kisser!”?
Because “the kisser” != “big fat gut” maybe?
When I see that, I have watermelons on my mind…
I can see this as a photoshoop’d gif. (someone throwing can)
Yo, Beer Slingshot Guy, I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but I just got to say the Watermelon Slingshot Girl is is one of the best Slingshot Fails there is!
You, my man, totally deserve this.. throwing away an almost full beer… had it coming I tell ya!
Haha i bet he’s one of these alcohol drinkers who drink until they pass out 3 nights a week but they want cannabis to remain illegal. Serves him right! I hope he died or at least lost his balls!
Beer karma.
What goes around comes around.
Guess he doesn’t play baseball…
Chewbacca!
Don’t shoot, drink your beer.
there is an easier way to get drunk… drink your beer !!!
These must be the only four people in America who haven’t seen that watermelon video.
Yeaaaa that one guy in all these comments was right, the guy in the white shirt was going to shoot the can, but that’s not what the can had in mind..
Btw, I think a can exploding in your guts could be as painful as a bottle..
You were warned that alcohol causes liver damage!
reminds me of that woman getting slingshot in the face with a watermellon
Better a beer than a watermelon
that’s why the armies stopped using slingshots same time as they stopped wearing breastplates
Hey guys, this ones on me.
does nobody care about the beer that was wasted?
HE BROKE A MAN RULE!!! he used beer in VAIN!!! ah, THE HORROR!!!
Did he cried?
Bud ain’t that light anymore
Ad too long. Didn’t watch.
REAL MEN OF GENIUS
Today we salute you Mr. Beer In A Giant Slingshot Man.
(Mr. Beer In A Giant Slingshot Man)
Some men use giant slingshots to send soft capsules of water to their far away friends, you sent beer in solid containers.
(hey, send me some ice)
Your combination of bravery and stupidity in being willing to stand behind that giant slingshot even though that beer can might come right back at you is truly to be praised.
(oooooooof, I think I cracked my sternum)
So load up another Old Milwaukee, and crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O’Master of Disaster. You might as make use of those Kidneys while you still have them.
(Mr. Beer In A Giant Slingshot Man)
that’s called carma!
don’t freaking waste beer
did he drive?
.. why would anyone throw beers?
I always like the slowmotion parts like RRRUAAAARRROOOWWW
This sort of thing Fosters ineptitude lol (Sorry Aussie humor)
I was at this event. a few facts that mus be said in case it hasnt been said yet. 1. the beer was over 3 years old because one guy had quit drinking and found it lying around his house. 2. no one had any beer in them at this time.
Why the hell does the guy on the right have the kind of ear protection you wear at firing ranges on? This ain’t a shootin’ alley, its a fricken’ slingshot for Jeebus’ sake!
Mother Nature FTW
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