Heh, reminds me of my brother. Growing up, we had chickens, and some of those roosters could be pretty mean. I remember a few times I wouldn’t see my brother for an hour or two, and look out in the chicken yard and they had him pinned motionless against a wall. Any move, and they’d tear after him.
Those spurs on a rooster can seriously hurt! And they love to put them to use.
I’ve got scars on my wrist from a demented rooster. The person who coined the term “chicken” to describe a coward had obviously never actually had any contact with the real thing.
That made me laugh.
Kid had some moves on him, but rooster had the upper hand.
I used to play a game like that with a rooster when i was a kid; run away as fast as you can and the rooster would chase. When he is just about to catch you turn around. He would stop chasing and pretend nothing was happening and start walking away (im sure if he was able to whistle he would be doing so). Then run away again and the chase was back on.
Great fun.
But yeh, those spurs can realy hurt if they do get ya.
That video (and the fact that we had a few mean @$$ cluckers) is why I have no trouble believing that chickens are related to dinosaurs. This one is obviously kin to velociraptor on his momma’s side!
What a chicken!
What a c(r)ock.
Second, or am I?
yaaay!
Chicken Win(g)
My body rocks a rhythm, you beat my drumstick hard.
Bluff: put enough ranks in it and you don’t need combat sk…. GAH!! Don’t come any closer!!
The Chicken Does Not Likes Naruto’s Fanatics…
WIN!
Oh so many childish jokes work here.
That was Chuck Norris’s chicken.
In Soviet Russia Chickens eat you.
ahahaaaahaa
Mr. Miagi taught him the best way to start a day is if he first wax off.
Hahahahah nice one mate!
Link startled the chicken.
Well at least the chicken didn’t call on his friends to attack the boy.
THIS.
this chiken was not a chiken…
Strong words from a man who was treed by a chicken.
i got busted! D:
Failblog was too chicken to post the real video instead of this 1997-vintage technology animated GIF.
Some things are only funny in low-res, endlessly repeating.
So where is said video? My interest is piqued!
Early home video of Frank Perdue.
I’ve seen this clip with the joke “why did the chicken cross the road? apparently to kick that kids ass!”.
oh rly?
yep, and I LOL’d.
He insulted that chicken by calling it “chicken.”
wait till I lay my egg on you
See what global warming has done to our chickens? Fowl indeed.
I have ridden the mighty moon worm!
The chicken just figured out that chicken nuggets is this kid’s favorite food.
And now the chikin is after HIS nuggets!
The Benny Hill theme tune would most suit this, methinks.
=D
Wow, those two can run.
Love to see these douchy martial arts-type kids get pwnd…
Karate kid! Now its karate chicken
Heh, reminds me of my brother. Growing up, we had chickens, and some of those roosters could be pretty mean. I remember a few times I wouldn’t see my brother for an hour or two, and look out in the chicken yard and they had him pinned motionless against a wall. Any move, and they’d tear after him.
Those spurs on a rooster can seriously hurt! And they love to put them to use.
I’ve got scars on my wrist from a demented rooster. The person who coined the term “chicken” to describe a coward had obviously never actually had any contact with the real thing.
those gif´s SUCK!!!
“Chicken…. gave me a bad Coupon!”
Speed, Rock, Speed! Catch the Chicken
Only in europe…
…there are chicken?
…where the Russians live?
…have I seen people less dumb than myself?
Maybe you two are long lost twins.
That made me laugh.
Kid had some moves on him, but rooster had the upper hand.
I used to play a game like that with a rooster when i was a kid; run away as fast as you can and the rooster would chase. When he is just about to catch you turn around. He would stop chasing and pretend nothing was happening and start walking away (im sure if he was able to whistle he would be doing so). Then run away again and the chase was back on.
Great fun.
But yeh, those spurs can realy hurt if they do get ya.
Reminds me of Sheldon becoming Mrs. Riley’s chicken’s b*tch. XD
“That chicken’s Kung Pao is strong, it is.”
i see nothing wrong here… being bitten/raked by anything with a beak, talons, or spurs = totally painful. run, kid, run!
RAmen.
That video (and the fact that we had a few mean @$$ cluckers) is why I have no trouble believing that chickens are related to dinosaurs. This one is obviously kin to velociraptor on his momma’s side!
Dinosaurs ruled the earth for millions of years. Birds have not forgotten this.
Am I the only one thinking Zelda?
Nope… I beat the crap out of those once just to see if I could get fried chicken from them. Nasty surprise.
Some roosters are @#$%ing scary!
Roosterattack!!
Sir Robin, the not quite as brave as Sir Lancelot.
Megabobster said: “Some roosters are @#$%ing scary!”
I used to own one of those kinda roosters. A big ole’ Rhode Island Red named “Jeeter.” He tasted pretty good in chicken stew.
I don’t see a movie here, just a screenshot and no way of playing a movie. ???
I guess it’s easy to be a tough butt-kickin’ guy until you get chased by a 6-pound black australorp hen… LOL.
Why is it that when I saw this I thought “Hey link”
chuck norris of chicken!!
Its the chicken that chased Sheldon up the tree.
Who’s the chicken now?