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Burnination!
My,what beefy legs it has.
*Makes jerky out of Mexico*
It’s simply a Cowdinodactyl.
And everyone knows that Cowdinodactyls Breath flames in the shape of Newfoundland! So beware!
Im from newfoundland hahaha.
Same here
Yet, I had lots of rain today, How odd.
I expected the Land on Fire and smoke and ashes in the sky.
Yay! no apocalypse!!!
Guess it is more fail than win. The way it lends itself seems quite gay somehow.
..It looks like a fat kangaroo with wings…wtf is it doing in America? :O
Newfoundland burning in fire will never be considered an apocalypse!
Yeah when the dragon will stop breathing for a second, you’ll disappear…
Like always, Quebec is the brain of North-America
needs more consummate V’s.
Guy wouldn’t know majesty if it came up and bit him in the butt.
TROGDOR THE BURNINATIOR!
TROOOOOOOOOGGGDARRRR!
Consumate! I said Consumate V’s!
I improved upon your design with some chiaroscuro shading in the Northeast.
Which planet is that?
[img]http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/9349/windragonchin.jpg[/img]
That doesn’t look like our Dragon at all. FAIL!!!
JINX!
I love it when she mumbles.
Mmmmph!!
Mmmmph!!
Mmmmph!!
There’s no way to hear the safety word?
Mmmmph!!
Mmmmph!!
Mmmmph!!
Isn’t that the point?
*keeps going with the feather*
Poor Leila(1).
Leila, Leila, Leila!
Oooooooh thank you K@. *squeeze*
*grabs Ms B and Jules and tickles them till they pee*
you never said where
I tickled the Firemenz too?
I didn’t know I was so talented.
*squeezes firemenz*
*points exactly where squozen*
*adds Leila to the list as he hoses down the blog*
A good pressure washing makes everything cleaner.
What list is that? What? What?
Zomg, I can’t believe I missed this fail! *snorkity!!*
And hey…didn’t you ever hear that the camera adds ten pounds?
I’m NOT cleaning that up….
*drops stack of Shamwows and flees*
Well how are the fleas meant to use them then?
These are special fleas… Vince’s home breed.
*walks into thread*
*slips*
*falls down to bottom of blog*
*sues the PTB*
Now we can afford to go to the Bahamas sis.
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
Let’s go someplace more exotic, sis — how ’bout Bora Bora?
Even better!!!
*starts to pack several bikinis*
Yays!
*looks in Leila’s suitcase*
You gotta pack more than just bikinis!
*adds condoms, Bacon Lube™, camera, trail mix*
*adds bananas and pickles to suitcase*
Do you really think we should take the camera?
*sits on suitcase*
CRRRRrrrrack!
Not any more…
Yeah, we don’t need to bring back any evidence. What happens in Bora Bora stays in Bora Bora!!
Okay. All ready to go.
You got Marius’s credit card, sweetie?
*pats pockets*
*doesn’t say whose*
Always!
HEY! What’s with the patting?
We should schedule us a massage by the beach.
Just prepping you for your massage!
WTF.
*shock*
that’s… not … pee!
*oops*
Oh dear! You durty dawggie!!!
*runs bubble bath*
*puts googie in bath*
*climbs in*
*starts scrubbing*
Can you expect anything different from someone who lives in the gutter?
Um…sis, stay away from that area.
*points*
What? That’s my toe!
*brings ‘toe’ up out of the bubbles*
Gaaaaaah!
*Licks bubles off LGB*
O.O
But….but…..
Dragon doesn’t look like that…
*cries*
But it has a tattoo of a certain lady on its back.
*squeezes peeps*
Don’t cry, K@…it was an impressionist piece. I was young and I needed the money!
What did Newfoundland do to deserve a foom?
It was too cold. I was just trying to warm things up a little!
Oh thanks, I’ve always wanted to live somewhere more tropical!
I just don’t like being on fire much, Gives me ouchies.
*sniff sniff* ;(
Leila did you pack any bandages? My ouchies are ouching!
I’ve been to the chest, the butt, and the hindquarters in general.
Sorry. I should probably comment on the picture.
Why?
Don’t *spank* take *spank* me *spank* seriously!
*doesn’t take Pineapple seriousyl*
*spanks repeatedly*
*skipsawaywithabandon*
*wonders* Who was that girl.
*puts lotion on own backside*
*skipsbackwithaquickness*
*click!*
*skipsawayagain*
You’re just all over the ladies today, you tart.
Wait. What’s Ferme? Chopped liver?
You’re all over him too.
*click*
Humpf. I can take a hint.
*removes innuendo chip*
*feeds to the dragon in the picture*
Who said we didn’t like it.
*licks*
I like tarts
Hehe, see what I was prepared to give up for you?
*Hands Pineapple bag of Innuendo Chips*
*pours chips down trunks*
Right. I’m back.
Leila!
[CENSORED]
[CENSORED]
[pǝɹosuǝɔ]
[CENSORED]
*wipes brow*
*giggles*
*squeeze*
You can rest now.
*pokes*
*tickles*
*pounces*
*gropes*
What innuendo chip?
It must be down around the Great Lakes by now.
Actually a leaf, but close…
I’m sorry, I’m not supposed to say ‘minced meat’ cuz I just removed my innuendo chip.
*Opens bag of Innuendo Chips*
*Noms*
Can you actually sex-up a Canadian, or are they kinda born maxed-out?
*Shrugs*
Ask Captain Jack…
….with legs now.
Think of nekkid grandmas…QUICK!!!
Grandmas or Grannies.
*shudders*
Whatever works Ferme.
Whatever works.
*rolls tongue*
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*Legs go smaller, but don’t altogether disappear.*
*Has trouble walking*
*unrolls Pineapple’s tongue*
Is that better?
You tell me
*licks*
*doesn’t say who or what*
Um…everything is in working order.
Hmmmmm.
*writes in notebook*
*too much growth hormone.
*Has eight legs now*
*Cues Spider-Leaf theme song.*
Butt, Rump, genitals & chest.
Bucket List:
1. Visit wings.
2. Visit tail.
3.
Safety.Leg, Arm, chest, lower wings, flame, and I live on the lower jaw.
And how are things … there … on the lower jaw?
Well, I’m not too happy about working a full day on Friday, but dems d’rools.
Awwww, man! That bites!
Fortunately I have a magic dragon.
*Puffs*
:O I live on the lower jaw too!
I live in the butthole
That cracked me up dude. Thanks!
I live on the flame
[insert witty pun phrase here]
Yes please, I’ll take some of each.
And seafood? The world, Sir, is your oyster!
Surf and turf?
Reef and beef!
Bass and grass!
Shark and park!
I’ve cruised through the rectal area.
LOL! Did the earth quake for you?
(hey bro, hugs)
Nah, but the air did have a certain odour.
(*squeeze*)
I live near the heart.
I bet she’d say “in”.
Life is fairly decent on the haunches.
*refuses to read this in context*
omnonomnomnomnom
Fire … good!
^smokin’!
Did someone call?
I am going to need a bigger hose.
I thought the firemenz already had that covered…
*goes back to the drawing board*
Leila, one good thing for you……
think carefully about the location of Texas!
*kicks numerous times*
What do you mean?
Hey, at least you’re not coming up on a cold shoulder…
Was it Texas that squirted all that black stuff out into the Gulf?
So it is a boy dragon.
It explains why Texans are such huge d!cks.
Apparently he had a little accident with his “Cuba”, though.
Of course you’re a boy dragon. You’re just reeking of…masculine charm.
Here let me wipe some of that masculine charm off your blouse. Sorry about that.
Dragonballs?
America is chicken with big scary wings? Indeed!
Be afraid! Be very afraid!
We’re coming to your country next and lay lots of eggs.
Oh, sis — it’s so impractical! Who’s gonna sit on them all?
The boy chickens who helped make them in the first place of course. Who else?
*fecking moderations*
The boy chickens who helped make them in the nawt second place of course. Who else?
Why is the whole area covered in snow?
Global warming — feh!
*jumps on sis*
*squeezes*
*releases*
*skiis down the bunny slope*
Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!
OOOOooooof!
*returnsqueezes*
*doesn’t release*
*hangs onto ankle*
Siiiiiiiis! I don’t have any skiis ooooooooooon!
Oooooh Shnit!!! Jump on my baaaaaaaaaack!!!
*zig zags and avoids several trees on the way down*
Oh no!
The Yeti…. F key, F key!
*Tackles Yeti to save Leila and LGB*
My hero!
*swoons*
*watches as Yeti turns on Ferme*
Um…was that supposed to happen?
*Is devoured by Yeti*
*grabs sis and makes a run for it*
*opens Yeti to find Ferme sleeping like it’s a tonton*
“[Something about smelling worse on the inside...?]“
Wheeeeeeee! I didn’t know you were such a good skier!
Watch out for that…
Oh thank…
SPLAT!!!!!
*Moves Tea Table to this fail*
Sorry to saddle you with the burden K@, I’m just worried about performing a tea sacrilege.
*Enjoys some Earl Grey and Cucumber Sandwiches*
NOMS!!!
*sits down and quietly noms sordid tea treats*
*drags over the silver service*
Thanks for the Tea K@.
*Squeeze*
I think it’s going to hump Italy’s boot.
We would like to be taken out to dinner first per favore.
Now THAT’s Italian!
Mannaggia la miseria. Buy us dinner at least prior to humping us per favore!
You could just come elsewhere.
Come again?
So…that wasn’t him in “Genital Hospital”??
I think that was Arthur in “The Hung and the Reckless”??
Those shows sound WAY Better than “As the Stomach Turns”, I’m sick of that show…
This makes me proud to be North American
Why so angry, skeleton?
Who wouldn’t want to live in a giant dragon?
Is this map to scale, or did they just wing it?
They’ve got quite the talont.
Mushyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
I find that if you acknowledge his presence, he just *poof!!* disappears.
fart.
*haz a sad*
If they work in a cartography shop, they’ll probably get fired.
Perfect representation of America: Big, FAT dragon.
Perfect representation of dahwang12.
*gets magnifying glass*
*looks in the mirror*
EXCUSE ME????
You do realize that Mexico and Canada are also part of that “dragon”
/geography
looks like its pooping… maybe that is why Hawaii is not in the picture
Look, everyone! It’s Somebody New! Let’s *squeeze* him/her!
Must we sis?
Saw this first on FunnyJunk
it’s a WIN if the dragon was supposed to be retard or something
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
meh…not really much of a win imo
Oh noes! Newfoundland is on fire D:
Fire powered by British Petroleum
Burninating all the thatch-roofed cottages! COTTAGEEEEES!
We can actually draw 2 wings @_@
I noticed that too!
-cheers
I would just like to point out that Canada and Mexico are part of the fire-breathing dragon…
Totally fail!
The dragon will destroy the world!
Lamest thing i’ve ever seen..
when USA is a dragon then europe is Northrend
but seriously EU looks totally like Northrend
That’s an American dragon for you!
its all of noth america, if you’re gonna try to piss off america, go to a glenn beck or rush limbaugh website, but this picture isn’t JUST united states
Why does Oregon have to be the butt?
…I’m living on the bottom lip… oh well. Go Nova Scotia
is it just me, or does it look like a winged cow?
i like how it’s spitting fire toward Europe!
if only i knew that all this time i’ve been living in the throat of a dragon.
they have a Scandinavian di.. dragon
lol Newfoundland’s on fire
I’d hate to live in California…
I’d hate to live somewhere OTHER than California.
It explains the earthquakes ._.
My teachers in 1st grade told us to think of a dragon for North America (to distinguish it from South America) So I’m kind of suprised this is the first time this has come up.
i’ll never look at the map the same way ever again =))
Once seen, can not be unseen..
This is my new canon.
Paging Dr. Rorschach…
Notice the dragon is also fat.
So yer saying that Yuma AZ is the a$$hole of the Western Hemisphere?
I’ve been there. You’re right.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and fun-sized.
i’ve seen a lot of times the North America map and never saw this before, my imagination was killed by PS3
I like how california is the ASS of the entire continent.
Is Baja California a poo-dangle?
Quick Grab his Balls!
You’d have to grab a part of Texas then.
Obese dragon is obese.
…and so it was decreed that Washington and Oregon were hence forth known as “The Dragon’s Ass”.
Thanks for making Newfoundland the fire!
It was getting pretty cold up here, seeing it’s fall and everything.
Wings and head – Canada
All the fat – USA
nuf said
Head – Québec
nuf said
and the head is ugly, what an accurate representation of your women
Greetings from the mighty Thumb! It’s about 85 degrees and beeyoootiful down in FL.
WALES IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW for you american people wales is s country next to england
this need s athumbs up
I always knew Quebec was the head and brain of North America.
Haha! Quebec isn’t the head or brain of anything.
Yeah, Quebecker, didn’t you read what they say in Maclean’s? Quebeckers are just corrupted seperatists. Quebec isn’t the head and brain of anything. (sarcasm)
Gusna, mange d’la marde.
Also, notice how Belize is the dragon’s little toe :O.
I always knew that North America resembled an obese, flying, fire-breathing dragon……….
Canada- what keeps america flying
broken, ugly, smelly, Canadian wings
Huh. Never seen a fire-breathing dragon kangaroo before. Never would have guessed that I live in one.
Here be dragons.
North america still manages to be fat -_-
Worst fail ever. TOTAL, EPIC fail.
Sure. Texas is the crotch.
Ironically the dragon looks retarded
Flying Pig?
)
there’s a dog flipping over the dragon
I guess that puts a whole new meaning to the name ” American Dragon”.