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I “like” this “post”.
You’ forgot’ a’ superfluous’ apostrophe’.
*superfluou’s
Two’ of them’
*”Tw’o” superfluou’s “apostrophes”
kk now would be a good time to shut up
“you” can shut’up!
ha’h, love the “”FAIL”" caption…
It really should have been “FAI’L”.
everyone those arent qoutation marks, they’re retarded pacmans!
Ah, that explains it!
WIN! nothing counts as “food” anymore.
“For” the peni’s examinations’.
WTF???
Btw, is your life partner called ‘dadadadumdum’?
*food stamp’s*
Stamp’s food?
Who’s stamp?
*shrugs*
nom nom nom nom
I thought you were supposed to lick the back of Stamps…
I ain’t lickin’ no ones ba… whoa, nm, PG rating huh?
I suppose if you’re rating, but most people use a number system…
one “food” coming right up
Easy Cheese! If it’s like “food” but isn’t, it’s Easy Cheese.
no matter how much i wash, there’s still cheese
A little vinegar and water will clean that right up.
hahaha thanks for the tip
A tip for your tip….
that fell off ages ago!
*squeeze*
*Tips cap to Granny*
*Longtimenosqueeze*
that’s the way the cookie crumbles I suppose.
long time!
Cookie + Fudge = Epic Snack?
‘IN MEMORIUM’ …
left it in someone’s hind sight
… and now it rears it’s head.
^ Another superfluous apostrophe. Can you spot it?
Wha! Hey! Whoa! Be careful flinging those apostrophes and quotes around, Nobody! You could hurt somebody! You could hurt…YOURSELF.
Why do so many people “think” they can use quotation marks anywhere?
Because they don’t understand sarcasm even when it’s emphasized with quotation marks.
I’m sure it’s also the same people who write “Would of”.
like anyone going in to redeem them will notice/care…
money = brains yes
yeah, figured hitler’d say something like that.
I know public school teachers who are on food stamps. They “might” notice.
To be fair, what “we” sell barely passes as “food.”
There was a sale on apostrophes and quotation marks at the sign shop.
LOL.
does anyone get that “food” might be in apostrophes because what people buy with food stamps is 80% not edible?
but “I” want’ to “use” cas’h
That’s easy “we” don’t exist and it’s “food” in name only.
I’ve always wondered why there isn’t a task force aligned with the major authorities of the English language who dole out punishments for such abuse…
“Nudge” nudge – Wink ‘wink’ – Did he ask “knowingly”– Say “no” more….!
Omg, she was firing that watermelon and pulled it all the way back. But when she let it go it came back and hit her in the face! lol lol
ಠ_ಠ
I know, right? And that guy said “22 dollars” when it was actually 17!!!
so-called “WE”
accept (invisible contraction)
so-called “FOOD”
Stuff that belongs to the STAMP
I’m guessing NS’s apostrophe collection is overflowing.
Easily explainable.
Only one guy works there, hence “We”
The stuff they sell is way to crappy to be considered food, hence “food”
People on food stamps tend to be dependent on them, so you might say the stamps own them, hence “stamp’s”
And he had one extra quotation mark left over, since they only came in doubles, so he didn’t want it to go to waste, hence “accept’”
Mister Language Person would be exceedingly proud of this sign.
http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/10/03/1845203/tips-for-writers.html
Obviously, they just heard about apostrophes and quotation marks and are eager to use them.
“Apostrophes – the 3D of 2010.”
“Stupid” American’s
It HURTS.
Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more.
Doesn’t matter, the dumbs**ts that get food stamps can’t speak proper english (if any at all) anyways
“LOL”
I see no fail here. Clearly, they have other people there who “accept” (defined as “dispose of”) the semi-edible food-like product that belongs to the stamp.
The only fail I see there is an incorrect “number” of ‘quotation’ ‘marks.’
I’m confused, are they being sarcastic?
AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! Get the bleach! GET THE BLEACH!!!!!! My eyes, they burn!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Being a copyeditor in this day and age is beyond painful….)
” ” ‘W’hat””s” “‘the’”" “proble’m” wit’h “q’uot’atio”n “ma’rks”? “Th’ey ar’e pr’et’t”y”"!” ” “
does your “policy” cover “hustler’ magazine”?
If by “policy” you mean “discharged semen”, then… no, that’s just wrong. Shame on you for asking such a question.
Just because you accept food stamps doesn’t mean you have to let food stamp recipients make your signs.
Any bets that English is not the first language of the store?
But not really.
What’ “the” !@#$ “is” this’?
“We” as described by “them”….food stamps have possesion?….strange….and probably foreign
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