ZombieApocalypse - wearing a freshly laundered ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her. The guy says ok and the girl takes off all her clothes. The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he stacks the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. He tells her to go get help and she replied that she couldn’t because she didn’t have any clothes on and could not find where they went. He replies, “Take my shoe and cover your self with it, and go for help!”
She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station. She finds the clerk and says, “Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?” The clerk replies, “I’m sorry, I think he’s too far in.”
ZombieApocalypse - wearing a freshly laundered ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
That book must have either one page… or a minimum of 237 if it was written by Umberto Ecor, so that he could describe in full detail that part the dog saw, the feelings he came across when watchin that, the ghosts from the past still haunting him after seeing that photo, the effect that thing had to society in general and so on…
Seriously? That’s clearly a bookstore employee WIN. No fail. Is it me, or do others feel like a bunch of recent fails are actually wins? What the fail?
Jesus, you a**sholes really have no clue when something is set up intentionally, do you? You think bored, smart, and underpaid bookstore employees really aren’t aware of their ironic book juxtapositions? The FAIL is YOU for not seeing a joke.
she is a very dull “comedianne” who talks about celebrities and lame current events and mocks them with third tier comedy writers and is only on the telly cos shes banging the E! networks president. if i were him i would too you know shes very enthusiastic to please him, how else is she going to remain relevent.
Yummy
Hey. That’s totally a WIN!
More like fail: I laughed at something related to Chelsea Handler
haha chelsea HANDLER
Agreed and agreed. Win all the way.
+1
Second that!
i agree. that was a total win
Fürst!!!!!11111!!!11!!!eins
Nope. You fail.
LOL!! I love when things like that happen!
Here kitty, kitty…
i thawt i thaw a puddy kat
Could possibly have been a beaver dam =o
FYI its I tawt I saw a Putty cat.
FYI your both retarded. I mean wrong. It’s I tawt I saw a putty tat. TAT, not cat. Dummyheads.
mine was in reference to the classic booty-dance song “Here kitty, Kitty” and not the little bird
Thirsty!
iCwutUdidTHAR
I think it’s more of a justification win, myself.
And I just realized it’s juxtaposition, not justification. D’oh! >.<
♫ Panting, heeling, begging,*
For you to juxtapose my love ♫
~~~~
(* doggy positions)
Giving away my cookies now?
*looks up with crumbs on face*
There aren’t any more to give away.
*weeps bitterly*
I’d make you some brownies, sweetie, but someone took my mix. And a box of Betty Crocker is the only recipe I know!
Better than tossing them I guess.
The dog saw a blue sneaker up there?
You, sir, have won the Internet.
perfect intro:
A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her. The guy says ok and the girl takes off all her clothes. The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he stacks the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. He tells her to go get help and she replied that she couldn’t because she didn’t have any clothes on and could not find where they went. He replies, “Take my shoe and cover your self with it, and go for help!”
She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station. She finds the clerk and says, “Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?” The clerk replies, “I’m sorry, I think he’s too far in.”
Bahahahaha that’s great.
*ba-dum tish!*
To long… did not read.
*hands gracie her bat*
Go for it!
Need some flaming poo?
You wouldn’t have gotten it anyway.
Too short, went right over his/her/it’s head?
…and nobody went for mockery with a grammatical pun?
For shame.
Your loss, not ours.
Lazy. I did and it’s an awesome intro.
TL;DNR
Maybe he did….
wiener he saw one
A variation on What the Butler Saw?
The Dog Banged her.
She likes it ruff.
She handled it quite well…
It certainly was a curious incident though.
Better be, or else she turns into a real b!tch.
actually she banged the dog
A tight knot she got herself into…
More like a “win”
A win for me… and they say it’s a dog’s life…
Epic placement!
Dogs are always after pussies
+1 internets
I call that a win.
That book must have either one page… or a minimum of 237 if it was written by Umberto Ecor, so that he could describe in full detail that part the dog saw, the feelings he came across when watchin that, the ghosts from the past still haunting him after seeing that photo, the effect that thing had to society in general and so on…
Seriously? That’s clearly a bookstore employee WIN. No fail. Is it me, or do others feel like a bunch of recent fails are actually wins? What the fail?
HEY!!!! Those are WINs, for gods sakes!
Yeah for crying out loud! how is that a fail?
EPIC WIN FTW!!
Thats a pure WIN for me.
shes 25% off and what the dog saw isnt?
This is a freaking win.
Knowing Chelsea Handler, I’d say even she’d think it was a win.
I think there’s a fine line between a fail and a win…and this is a win.
book positioning WIN!
pure win
Jesus, you a**sholes really have no clue when something is set up intentionally, do you? You think bored, smart, and underpaid bookstore employees really aren’t aware of their ironic book juxtapositions? The FAIL is YOU for not seeing a joke.
You put one too many asterisks.
Who is Chelsea Handler? Some sort of cheap whöre?
she is a very dull “comedianne” who talks about celebrities and lame current events and mocks them with third tier comedy writers and is only on the telly cos shes banging the E! networks president. if i were him i would too you know shes very enthusiastic to please him, how else is she going to remain relevent.
I’d say win to
she is very attractive
Win
Answer: The secret recipe for Bush’s Baked Beans.
hahaha
Did he take pictures?
I actually LOLed on this one.
This is a WIN. I lol’d. xD
win
really?… a fail?…. i thought it was great placement
Who ever set those two books together is quite the businessman.
my aunt has the ccbb book
Don’t believe me? Try it. {Q}