You’re supposed to use a cookie sheet to bake the cookies on. The cooling racks are used outside the oven to set the cookies on a few minutes after removing them from the cookie sheet. You wait a few minutes in between otherwise you’ll be scooping up a gooey mess.
Nobody believes the cake anymore. It’s a proven scientific fact that it’s a lie. Just try scraping it off the bottom. It would fall apart and burn you. IT’S A LIE.
If you used a cooling rack in the oven, wouldn’t that decrease the temperature in the oven? Wouldn’t you have to adjust the heat depending on how cool the rack is? If you are blond, that might actually make sense.
One of my former roommates did the same thing with mozzarella sticks. Apparently, the instructions indicated that the sticks should be put on the oven rack and my roommate didn’t realize that instructions don’t need to be followed to the letter.
This sorta reminds me of a dinner I was once invited to: the, alledged “cook” meant to serve roast chicken, but the recipe he used did not explicitly state *DEFROST BEFORE COOKING!*
I found it odd that so many people (guys and gals alike) find it facinating that I bake cookies, cakes, bread, etc. from scratch – as though I’m some kind of Martha Stewart or something. I always reply, “Hey, it’s a no brainer,” or “It’s not rocket science.” But after seeing this, I feel like Chef Einstein.
I bet this pic was preceded by a statement that brings gasps of horror from mothers across the US:
“Hey Mom! Guess what we made you for Mother’s Day….”
Wouldn’t the smoke rising from the oven been an indication that there was a problem?
Just for the Moofse: When I was stationed in Germany, the “brilliant European” in the apartment below me almost set the entire building on fire when she failed to remove the plastic wrap from a whole chicken before baking it…on the “broil” setting of her oven. I guess it’s a European thing.
Yeah, those cookie puddles on the bottom actually look like they cooked about the right amount. You could still probably scrape them off the bottom and eat them.
Anyone think of the possibility that this was done on purpose just for it to make Failblog? I’m sure there are folks out there willing to clean up the mess afterwards just to have something on this site.
This reminds me of a story my buddy told me. His roommate asked if he could cook the pizza in the oven on cardboard. He replied, “no, don’t do that.” 10 minutes later there was black smoke coming from the oven. He did it. The other roommate that was there also said it was a bad idea.
no pizza nuclear win.
The cookie monster is coming by.
NEARLY FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT!111
This is a sticky situation they’ve gotten themselves into. Maybe it’s not just the cookies that were baked?
so use a spatula here, and try to get the cookies stuck on the bottom over there
i can’t see fail it a nice cake
8th 8D
U are 7th… FAIL
They can never seem to get it right.
Where is the fail?
You’re supposed to use a cookie sheet to bake the cookies on. The cooling racks are used outside the oven to set the cookies on a few minutes after removing them from the cookie sheet. You wait a few minutes in between otherwise you’ll be scooping up a gooey mess.
I just nom ‘em straight off the sheet. Or, in my case, stoneware pan.
lies there is cake there, believe it.
Nobody believes the cake anymore. It’s a proven scientific fact that it’s a lie. Just try scraping it off the bottom. It would fall apart and burn you. IT’S A LIE.
you broke my heart
You seriously weren’t told about this already?
no sheet, Sherlock
element reek, Watson
Oh the punishment!
But the recipe called it a Drop Cookie!
So much stupidity. *facepalm*
blonde’s doing
Man’s doing.
Oi! Some of us actually have the ability to think!
Lol! What would a man be doing in the kitchen?
Making this disaster….lol. Thats what a man would be doing in the kitchen.
that
Peeing in the sink
you calling jesus a moron? ,you are so going to hell.
wat
Why is anybody surprised of mess in the oven when ke bakes without using the baking thin? That’s pure stupidity
are you unfamiliar with the term “Fail?”
What’s a baking thin?
The opposite of a freezing obese, duh.
hahahaha what the hell
Déjà vu
you’re meant to use a tray you handicap
If you used a cooling rack in the oven, wouldn’t that decrease the temperature in the oven? Wouldn’t you have to adjust the heat depending on how cool the rack is? If you are blond, that might actually make sense.
The trouble with blonde jokes is that blondes don’t think they’re funny, and no one else thinks they’re jokes!
That one works with lawyers, too.
i guess this picture come from a cooking class
lack of thinking… clearly!
That’s why you need to use a cookie SHEET.
“OK kids who wants to eat the burnt cookies on the oven floor!”
One of my former roommates did the same thing with mozzarella sticks. Apparently, the instructions indicated that the sticks should be put on the oven rack and my roommate didn’t realize that instructions don’t need to be followed to the letter.
Well, at least they were spaced properly. Just like the person who put them in there.
Really? If you’re still in the kitchen… GTFO.
That is one dirty oven! Even without the cookie mess.
oh yeah one dirty oven… maybe this wasn’t the first time.
I think someone got baked before the cookies did.
Are these “Drop Cookies” ?
Heh. that made me laugh
You know, I would say nobody is that stupid, but I’ve been to college.
That high
This sorta reminds me of a dinner I was once invited to: the, alledged “cook” meant to serve roast chicken, but the recipe he used did not explicitly state *DEFROST BEFORE COOKING!*
We ate pb&j instead…..
Ummm….there’s this thing called a “cookie sheet”, see….
You’d think that of all the processes used in cooking, that would be the easiest one to figure out.
Incidentally, I made some chocolate chip cookies yesterday. Cookies are awesome.
Still edible
good job your cookies made the big time lol
Using a cooling rack in a oven. Genius.
I found it odd that so many people (guys and gals alike) find it facinating that I bake cookies, cakes, bread, etc. from scratch – as though I’m some kind of Martha Stewart or something. I always reply, “Hey, it’s a no brainer,” or “It’s not rocket science.” But after seeing this, I feel like Chef Einstein.
Put that cookie down!
Mmmm! Your wife’s cookies are so delicious!
That’s just hilariously stupid.
Well, unless you own the oven. Then it’s just a sad day for you.
Now look sad and go buy some cookies.
You better toss those cookies.
I’m guessing it’s a US american’s doing.
Yes, because none of us can bake cookies.
Ooohh.. US bashing. You’re creative! You should invent something the world has never seen, like your intelligence. /pets troll
I bet this pic was preceded by a statement that brings gasps of horror from mothers across the US:
“Hey Mom! Guess what we made you for Mother’s Day….”
that is probably so true or maybe hey mom look at what we made dad for father’s day
tragic
Wouldn’t the smoke rising from the oven been an indication that there was a problem?
Just for the Moofse: When I was stationed in Germany, the “brilliant European” in the apartment below me almost set the entire building on fire when she failed to remove the plastic wrap from a whole chicken before baking it…on the “broil” setting of her oven. I guess it’s a European thing.
I don’t think it’s likely to smoke or even smell terribly burnt until it’s past time for the cookies to come out.
Yeah, those cookie puddles on the bottom actually look like they cooked about the right amount. You could still probably scrape them off the bottom and eat them.
I bet they still taste grate.
Comment win!
DAMMIT Paris, I TOLD you trying to bake was a bad idea!
are you f**king serious?
Anyone think of the possibility that this was done on purpose just for it to make Failblog? I’m sure there are folks out there willing to clean up the mess afterwards just to have something on this site.
Apperently someone is not a smart cookie <- WIN!!
That’s why metal plates were invented.
This reminds me of a story my buddy told me. His roommate asked if he could cook the pizza in the oven on cardboard. He replied, “no, don’t do that.” 10 minutes later there was black smoke coming from the oven. He did it. The other roommate that was there also said it was a bad idea.
cool story bro.