Maybe not death, but possibly Justin Bieber Syndrome could result from it. The speed and force would be at least partially moving forward, not down, so gravity would have less of an effect than if you just dropped the kid on top of him.
Hmmm. I think she uses magic. But this should do for today!! We can have it potluck style.
*sets a big tray of veggies and dip on the table*
*dives in and paddles around in hot tub*
And YAY!!! for the pick'n'stick!!
*specialpeepsqueeze for Ms B*
*drives Zamboni up to edge of puddle*
*does a double back flip into the puddle*
*remembers Leila*
*does a double back flip out of the puddle*
*parks the Zamboni in a hidden location*
*saunters back to the puddle*
*does a double back flip into the puddle*
can you guys seriously go back to your damn twilight forums with this crap????? just shut up. this isn’t “failforumchatroom” this is “failblog comment section.” Kindly shove off.
According to the elevation of the bike I would say the boy lying on the ground is pretty safe (except perhaps for his feet), but the landing of the bike rider might fail spectacularly
yep. though i bet its not the first time those kids have done this. kids are not morons. they probably usually get to the grass anyway. judging by the marks on the ramp they’re probably pretty experienced.
Yeah, I’m too lazy to read all comments before that may or may have not explained the same. Anyways, at first it seems like the bike riding kid is going to land on the one on ground. But after a while of looking at it, I believe that it is an illusion, and here’s why:
1.There are two ramps side by side, other further away from the camera. Also, the bike kid looks like he is further away than the ground kid.
Actually it’s WIN/WIN. It’s WIN because one kid gets to totally make his buddy look like a moron, and if all goes well, the landee won’t be able to reproduce, and his stupid genes won’t be able to be passed on.
Actually in the Michael Scott world it would be WIN/WIN/WIN.
It’s a double win. Both kids will lost their balls as a result of this stunt so now they can’t procreate. The kid in the background thought it was a bad idea to begin with. You can clearly see the tears running down his face pleading with his friends not to do this.
One comment about the parent/older brother taking the picture, and a long discussion about the fake potential. The only person who is going to die is the guy taking the picture(from a Mom beating) and the kid picking his nose(from laughter).
one kid is about to get a faceful of tire, the other a faceful of grass after he flips over the handlebars. kid in the background gets a noseful of finger, and guy taking the picture gets a faceful of mommy’s fist. there, picture explained.
Judging from the bike’s position and attitude, I’m fairly certain the kid is/was gonna make the jump safely. Not sure if he’s gonna reach that slope or just land on level ground, but certainly won’t land on the kid’s head or testicles. Trust me, I’ve practiced this kind of jump when I was a kid, and I know what a premature landing feels/looks like. Also, this doesn’t look like a spur-of-the-moment-let’s-do-something-stupid thing. The biker uses a helmet, he has an actual ramp instead of the old bucket/wood plank solution we used and he got someone to make a photo of this. The only fail belongs to that person btw, since he should’ve made the photo a split second later, in which case everyone would be calling it an epic win.
OMG My neighbors do this ALL the time!!! They even land on each other and KEEP doing it. Waiting for natural selection to take it’s place…or at best, maybe the boys won’t be able to breed. Their parents sure shouldn’t have been aloud to!
Results may vary.
Professional on a closed course. Do not try this at home.
oMg DiD hE dIeDeD?!?
omg fail
fail! the back wheel is below the end of the ramp which means he is decending and the kid laying down will die
No, he just felt tired.
It was wise of him to close his eyes.
I hope no one lashes out at him for it.
He is bound to shed a tear or two.
He should have duct.
That back tire is going to socket to him.
His vision really misled him this time.
Not everyone was as good a pupil in “Blink and You’ll Miss It” class.
these puns are so cornea.
Keep a lid on it then. Some of us are trying to have fun.
Remember when I told you that not everyone likes our aqueous humo(u)r?? Iris my case!!
If they get out of line, a good browbeating will usually suffice.
Veni
No Vidi
Maybe Vinci
His eyeballs aren’t the balls I would recommend covering…
LOL!!!!!!^^
What’s the point if you are going to close your eyes?
It’s hard to tell, but it looks like the kid laying down is closer to the camera, and that he’s not going to get hurt at all.
It is an optical illusion, yes.
That’s the first thing i noticed. The timing is too perfect.
yea. even if the kid does land short, the kid laying down is to the side of the kid whos jumping the bike so he wont get hurt.
I believe it’s one about-to-fail.
All this talk about jumping the shark made me want to try it.
I wheelie hope he makes it!
*bites nails*
*takes a bike outta crime*
There. Disaster averted.
*squeeze!*
Whoo! You really handled that situation and geared me up for more squeezes!
*SQUEEZE!*
*gives Ms B a pink-pedaled flower*
Happy Friday!
Spoken like a true friend!
*sniff*
AAAAACHOOOOO!
♪ Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebuuuuuuuuuuuu ♪
*squeeze*
*gives Ms B a tissue-moo-moo*
Thank you-moo-moo.
i think this is “about to fail”
I laugh at most things, but this is just wrong. That kid could die from this.
Oh sure, because the person on the bike is a 300 lb wrestler, not a 40 pound kid. Idiot.
I bet that kid is 80lbs + speed and Force. It’s looking like the kids back tire is going to land on the boys nuts anyways. Insta death.
Maybe not death, but possibly Justin Bieber Syndrome could result from it. The speed and force would be at least partially moving forward, not down, so gravity would have less of an effect than if you just dropped the kid on top of him.
I thought that was a Darwin award though…
A fail to a whole new level !
This poll is a FAIL.
omg, where’s the play button??!!
Obvious setup. Why is someone taking a pic and not helping? The kid is not in the range of the bike, an illusion win
May cause genital bleeding.
That was a really bad fail.
jules, nice. finally some had the balls to make this comment
Double FAIL. One kid’s gonna hurt right there. The other kid is gonna hurt when the parents get done with him.
Chill out guys, he is using a helmet.
Yes, but where are the knee pads? Elbow pads? Safety fail.
They’re all lost along with his common sense.
Safety is third. Totally didn’t get to that step yet.
I am thankful it’s not a video.
Yeah. All those ads to sit through. Pleh.
The re-enactments are never as good anyway.
*nods*
And they only ever get washed-up actors to play the parts.
Awwwwwww. I kinda like re-enactments.
*droops and goes to put away historically accurate curtains, potato, and vicar*
Ooooh! Who was going to play the vicar?
me
Darn!
*puts away No. 14 Thonet chair*
knee pads? elbow pads? heck I’d throw those out of the window just to get crotch protectors
The other won’t reproduce after this. And neither will the other if he’s using a Fisher-Price bike.
Fail for both kids, but win because future generations won’t have to put up with at least one of their various offspring.
about to fail…
Balls of Steel Fail
birth control win
*Picks*
*Sticks*
Ok, time to open the Cuddle Puddle. Lessee here…
*looks at button*
*remembers last time*
*thinks better of it*
Does anyone know how Judy does this? All I can ever find is the hot tub.
*pulls out hot tub*
*slides in*
Hmmm. I think she uses magic. But this should do for today!! We can have it potluck style.
*sets a big tray of veggies and dip on the table*
*dives in and paddles around in hot tub*
*picks veggie sticks and dips*
Mmmmmm!
*slips into hot tub*
Ow!
*drives Zamboni up to edge of puddle*
*does a double back flip into the puddle*
*remembers Leila*
*does a double back flip out of the puddle*
*parks the Zamboni in a hidden location*
*saunters back to the puddle*
*does a double back flip into the puddle*
Darn! I was craving me some Zamboni today.
*sigh*
*shakes cocoa powder*
*doesn’t say on whom*
*licks*
Mmmmmm…
*giggles*
That tickles!
Oh…sorry. Heheh!
When was the last time you were groomed?
Ptew!
Ptew!
Ptew!
Kitteh hair…
Uh oh…Leila is horking up a hairball!
I don’t feel so well.
*gargles with champagne from stash*
Swish!
Swish!
I better retrieve the polyjuice potion I hid in Leila’s stolen champagne…Uh OH!
She is get getting ready for Caturday.
Yay! Cuddlee Puddlee!
*squeezes some more*
*Brings a table of falafel fixins to the Cuddle Puddle in honor of Vegetarian day*
*slides into tub*
Happy Friday everyone!
YAY!!!! Cuddle Puddle!!
*slides into CP*
*squeezes the peeps*
Ahhh…been waiting all week for this!!
What? What tail?
*turns to see tail*
*turns to see tail*
*turns to see tail*
*turns to see tail*
Ooooooh…I am dizzy!
THUD!!!!
I’ve had it with your circular logic.
*sniffffffffffffffffffffffff*
Oh, what was that? What are we doing? Can we have ice cream? Who are you? Can we go ride our bikes? Can we go camping? Where’s my mother?
*paws ball of string*
Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Can we go play outside now? Is my litter box clean? Who are you people?
*scritches Leila’s ear*
Ah, the polyjuice potion is starting to wear off! Her whiskers are shrinking.
MMMmmm! Falafel!!
*wiggles laser light around on floor in front of Leila*
I brushed myself this morning.
Must have been some other kitteh hair stuck on you then.
What have you been doing?
can you guys seriously go back to your damn twilight forums with this crap????? just shut up. this isn’t “failforumchatroom” this is “failblog comment section.” Kindly shove off.
Some like it hot.
According to the elevation of the bike I would say the boy lying on the ground is pretty safe (except perhaps for his feet), but the landing of the bike rider might fail spectacularly
yep. though i bet its not the first time those kids have done this. kids are not morons. they probably usually get to the grass anyway. judging by the marks on the ramp they’re probably pretty experienced.
Someone is going to need ice…
I hope the kid on the ground never wanted kids of his own
Sweet Air
Natural selection at its finest.
I was going to say this is the Young Darwin Award Club practicing, but you beat me to it.
Yeah, I’m too lazy to read all comments before that may or may have not explained the same. Anyways, at first it seems like the bike riding kid is going to land on the one on ground. But after a while of looking at it, I believe that it is an illusion, and here’s why:
1.There are two ramps side by side, other further away from the camera. Also, the bike kid looks like he is further away than the ground kid.
2. I believe in huge manatee.
Parenting Fail
Actually, there’s no way to prove who the person behind the camera was, and if it was, indeed, one of their parents. It could have been almost anyone.
So, no, it’s not necessarily a parenting fail.
Fail for the kids, win for the parent taking the pic instead of stopping it.
It’s a foul ’cause it’s “ball tending”!
The kid on the ground is closer to the camera, /fake
Actually it’s WIN/WIN. It’s WIN because one kid gets to totally make his buddy look like a moron, and if all goes well, the landee won’t be able to reproduce, and his stupid genes won’t be able to be passed on.
Actually in the Michael Scott world it would be WIN/WIN/WIN.
thats a fail for the dumb kid on the ground and possibly his would be future generation.
I totally submitted this with an “About To Fail” label.
How can possibly one of them win? It’s a FAIL
It’s a double win. Both kids will lost their balls as a result of this stunt so now they can’t procreate. The kid in the background thought it was a bad idea to begin with. You can clearly see the tears running down his face pleading with his friends not to do this.
Is the kid in the background picking his nose!??!?!?!?!?!1
He’s can’t decide who’s going to Win, and who Fail, so he’s trying to pick a winner.
It’s a 100% “Ouch!!”
One comment about the parent/older brother taking the picture, and a long discussion about the fake potential. The only person who is going to die is the guy taking the picture(from a Mom beating) and the kid picking his nose(from laughter).
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
And, Darwin Awards, anyone?
Yes, definitely an impending Darwin Award.
Face Squish ahead…
one kid is about to get a faceful of tire, the other a faceful of grass after he flips over the handlebars. kid in the background gets a noseful of finger, and guy taking the picture gets a faceful of mommy’s fist. there, picture explained.
this is an illusion. The kid on the bike is closer to the garage.
Depends if he lands it or not.
It’s Schrödinger’s FAIL
I say we let the 3rd kid decide
NEITHER THIS PICTURE GIVES ME NOTHING
FAIL for the kids, WIN for the gene pool.
Who is taking this picture and why didn’t they stop it?!?!
damn is too hard
Nuetered.
Judging from the bike’s position and attitude, I’m fairly certain the kid is/was gonna make the jump safely. Not sure if he’s gonna reach that slope or just land on level ground, but certainly won’t land on the kid’s head or testicles. Trust me, I’ve practiced this kind of jump when I was a kid, and I know what a premature landing feels/looks like. Also, this doesn’t look like a spur-of-the-moment-let’s-do-something-stupid thing. The biker uses a helmet, he has an actual ramp instead of the old bucket/wood plank solution we used and he got someone to make a photo of this. The only fail belongs to that person btw, since he should’ve made the photo a split second later, in which case everyone would be calling it an epic win.
+1
Everybody thinks it’s a fail because if i succeeds it’s no fun…
Oh, I haven’t considered that. Carry on
I think the boy who is looking at it. He has a popsicle!
Nah… Depends on the momentum.
FAIL!!!!!!!!! FAIL!!!!!!!!!!! BACK WHEELE HITS THE DUDE IN THE NUTS
LOL!!!!!!
Nice job spamming.
this is a photobomb, fake
OMG My neighbors do this ALL the time!!! They even land on each other and KEEP doing it. Waiting for natural selection to take it’s place…or at best, maybe the boys won’t be able to breed. Their parents sure shouldn’t have been aloud to!
“Failblog! Dot ORG!”
win cause it just seems that the boy on the ground and the bike driver are on one line and they took the mickey out of most of you
The kid on the bike isn’t even paying attention! He’s just looking at the kid shoving a flashlight up his nose!
depends.. is the kid on the ground a douche?
LOL!!! that was so funny!!!