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In London, on Green Lanes, is a sign for the Cyprus Potato Marketing Board.
I always assumed it was a front for the Cypriot Mafia, or something.
It’s an actual board.
And by board I mean a wooden board. With watermelon on it.
I usually put my cutting board in a kitchen drawer, but I guess labeling it and hanging it on the wall works, too!
http://www.watermelon.org/
It’s for realz!
They probably think Gmod it pretty evil.
But… but why would watermelon need to be promoted? Watermelon is delicious! Everybody likes watermelon! (Except my best friend from 3rd grade, but there’s no accounting for taste.)
Because the only thing that’s better than watermelon is MAKING MORE MONEY FROM SELLING WATERMELON.
Once you reach market saturation, you need to make a bigger market! Watermelon soup, watermelon salad, use watermelons for little league practice and you’ll knock it out of the park during the big game!
They should really reach out to Gallagher for their first promo spot.
No no no no… it’s the watermelon promotion board, to make sure that watermelons are not under-represented in management and other senior positions. Affirmative action means that you cannot deny employment — and promotion — based on a fruit’s juice level, flavor, color, country of origin, etc etc.
I agree, and the challenge is figuring out which particular fruits are doing the best job. Far too often a fruit will be judged by its peel.
I’ve found that seedless varieties are being unfairly discriminated against.
I’m so glad to see there’s not fruit racism. Wait – is that an amendment or something??? *twirls blond Barbie hair*
i like how its in room 321 as if to say 3, 2, 1… spit!
… I’ve seen the Vinegar Institute …
bet you they are a bunch of sour puss’ over there.
I work in the building where this place is located. LOL!!!!
Gallagher is not allowed in.
Not really surprising. Here in the Philippines, we have a whole government agency in charge of coconuts
yaaay socialism
Um, when was the last time you spent any time looking at the USDA’s activities?
And congratulations on your promotion, Lieutenant Watermelon!
[Insert black joke here.]
It’s watermelon man’s office
@redneck_rebel
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Taxpayer money at work. Or not.
No, actually… the association fees paid by watermelon growers here.
Watermelon is a vegetable not a fruit.