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Flashdance!!!
Pants off, dance off has action figures?
The end is near.
True, I can practically see that, too.
End ov3r, and I’ll show you who’s in arrears.
*peers*
There’s nothing in her ears!
I just want to wish you both good look.
It appears by all accounts we’re behind you.
She’ll get what’s coming to her in the end.
*does a do dilly gent dance*
OOOOPSY!!
Do you need the ShamWow™, Leila dear?
What will that do for flashing my nonos to the world at large?
*converts to ShamThong™*
You could always cover it up with that, sis…
What a fantastic invention!!
*ShamThongs™ the plastic ho*
I don’t see the fail. Matches the “catwalk” doesn’t it? But Ken is missing!
… the same thing that Barbie is missing.
Barbie has moved on. Kent is so last week.
*nods*
And so is Ken.
*skipsawayjauntily*
Who the hell is Kent?
*hides*
I believe his first name is “Clark.”
*finds sister*
*tickles until she tinkles*
*squeezes for good measure*
HTML fail.
*cries*
*goes back to bed*
I agree!
*gets in same bed*
themotts!
I had a dream about you last night! You tried to kiss me on our first date. I didn’t let you, of course, because I’m not that kind of girl.
*changes, doesn’t say what*
*crawls into bed with themotts*
This is a good idea.
I think Kent is hitched to Surrey.
*Hides under bed*
*grabs Marius and tucks him in bed*
Much better here.
I had a very witty retort all prepared for themotts, and Bloggy ate all three attempts.
Why? Why? Why?
*cries*
Bloggy is rebelling against his diet today.
B-b-but I gave him no cause!
*sniffs*
*blows noisily into ShamWow™*
*longtimenosqueezesMadnessbetweenblows*
*ducks blows*
*returns longtimenosqueeze*
She’s too sexy for her skirt.
You misspelled panties.
Looks like everyone’s skirting the issue — this dress is an atrocious color!!!
Aw. You made the butterflies sad.
No, I think they were sad before I said anything … how would YOU like to be on a dress like that?
You do have a very good point sis.
*squeezeSquashes*
Pediophobia – fear of dolls.
And, just for fun,
Dishabiliophobia – fear of undressing in front of someone.
So THATS why the mailman always delivers her mail to the door instead of just droping it into the mailbox!
It’s understandable. You get very few thrills as a mailman…
Getting chased by a dog is a thrill of sorts.
Pedishadiobiliophobia – fear of undressing your dolls in front of someone?
*groans something about missing the last vowel of the alphabet*
*brews up some dark, girly coffee*
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safety**brews up some decaf too*
*fills numerous tubs, labels them accordingly*
*gestures invitingly*
*falls face down into one*
*stops moving*
*is happy it’s finally Friday!*
My daughter just cut the hair off all hers.
*shrugs*
*swan-dives into ‘LGB’ engraved tub*
*floats to surface*
*sighsaHappyFridaysigh*
Caterwauling Barbie?
♫ With a Mattel yell
She cried, “Meowr, meowr, meowr.”
so she has “nude” colored panties, so what
So … there’s nothing nude under the moon?
did the package just say: church girl, on the top
It says Catwalk Girl. Where’d you learn how to drive?
Same place as the guy from the previous fail of course!
*Invests heavily in curb feelers*
Estonia Driving School for the Blind?
Their motto is: See how we feel.
And feel how we see
Braille school of driving: ht tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botts%27_dots
Front page fail. Not THAT funny a fail.
*enrolls 17R3W in Humo[u]r 101*
*Injects 17R3W with patented sense of humor serum*
*tapes “I Will Think Humorous Thoughts” Post-It™ to 17R3W’s forehead*
*Injects madness with something else*
SQUEEZE
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*runstodoso*
A short walk and a long peer.
(… though I feel no peer pleasure
)
Now all we need is a Quagmire actionfigure that says “GIGGIDY!” when you pull a string in his back!
Asians get paid $3 a day for THIS! They need to get a little tougher in the sweat shops XD
Ok, now Right Said Fred will be going through my head the rest of the day:
I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
More like “cat house” Barbie…
Wow… don’t Barbie dolls come with underwear anymore? Seems like the ones I had as a kid always had them, if I remember right. But I might not remember right. *shrug*
Meow.
It’s not like it’s anatomically correct or anything….
am I the only one that noticed the cameltoe?
Britney Barbie! Way to go Britney.
Perfect! (or substitute latest MTV “role model” on the label) lol
No, that’s Miley- Britney skips the bras.
Not Barbie. That’s Trailer Trash Tracey.
Damn these suggestive animu outfits!
Mardi Gras Barbie!
I can’t believe after all you people; nobody mentioned the obvious.
There is a very high probability that the poster opened the package, removed her underwear (if any), and replaced her in such a way so that her skirt (or whatever) was lifted up, all just to take this picture.
What we really have here is a maturity fail.
I agree with you,big immaturity .
Wow! She’s fully equipped.
It’s “Paris Hilton Barbie.” I can’t believe 80 comments in and no one else had come up with that.
Hahaha I KNEW it! Barbie’s a whore!
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