Did we not just go through this with the Rapes? Mocking someone’s last name is childish humor. I thought this site was above sophomoric jokes and had content that was actually funny. I guess I was wrong since this is the second such joke in one week.
Wow I was reading some of the comments and it amazes me how picky some people are with humor. This is totally funny and I wish some people would lighten up! =D
I love it! Our country’s going to hell in a hand-basket and we can still laugh about people’s names. This is soooo American. Hey J. Smith, you need to lighten up a bit. Where’s your sense of humor. Stop takin’ things sooo seriously. If we can’t laugh at ourselves and with each other – we’re really in trouble.
And this is why Chinese women should just stick to tradition and keep our own surnames even when we marry white dudes. My surname is pretty awesome. My husband’s is spelt funny and consistently mispronounced as “Crotch”. Fat chance I was going to take his name…
Wow, how typical, another white guy foolishly marrying an ugly Asian chick. I do not understand why guys keep marrying these incredibly unattractive women
not my brad of humour
Holder on, we’ll think of something else.
if you can’t, Daniel be disappointed
This brad doesn’t hold my fasteneration.
Well, atleast it not his ex. Otherwise it would be the Holder-Wong, but we all know why that ended
my last name is holder
Marry a Wang.
Her sister married Dave Chung. Everyone had fun that night.
This comment is way funnier than the fail
Woot second
Did we not just go through this with the Rapes? Mocking someone’s last name is childish humor. I thought this site was above sophomoric jokes and had content that was actually funny. I guess I was wrong since this is the second such joke in one week.
Sorry, “sophomoric” would be more sophisticated than Failblog — think kindergarten.
Why is there always one person that complains about something?
It makes them feel special.
“J.Smith”
*giggles to self*
SU-U-U-URE, of course that’s your real name!!!
So, what is his real name? J. Waster and he married M. Thyme?
I thought it was Bob Jones, but everyone calls him BJ.
His last name is Bates, and everybody calls him Master.
Oh, I thought he was a low ranking soldier with the last name Parts.
*snork*
Who would have a name like Bates?
Norman.
Kathy.
Siomon.
Hey, buddy, if you want your high-falutin’ snob humor, go to 4chan, otherwise leave us Real Americans alone.
Unless you’re mocking someone whose surname is Bieber.
You must be new to failblog… And to the internet.
…..EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT….
Shouldn’t it be Holder-Wang wedding?
Depends on who’s doing the holding, I think.
Well I hope she does not mind losing the Wang after the wedding. However now a day’s her keeping Wang would not be that unusual.
Can US citizens have double names after a wedding? Here she might end up with the name Holder-Wang / Wang-Holder forever…
Yes they can…although I would hope in this case she decided NOT to go that route…
Hmmm… would their children then have three names after they marry someone?
That’s a good point, but I think the kids tend to take the father name only, but I can’t say this is always the case.
Well, when it’s possible then I’m sure there are unfortunate people with four to six names. Holder-Wang-Pincher-Butt or something.
I’m not positive but, I believe you can only have two legal last names hyphenated or not.
The British Royal family’s real surname is Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.
You made my day!
Sometimes, the girls will take the mothers name and the boys the father’s or vice versa, just to mix it up.
Wait – she has a wang?!?
Well I figure she was born a Wang. So, yes she has always had a Wang to her name.
She must be a distant relative! I have a wang, too!
No. She IS a wang.
No it would have to be Hold HIS Wang because she does not have one I hope…
Not if (s)he’s Thai… He could be holding her wang…
Wong-Holler wedding?
Wow I was reading some of the comments and it amazes me how picky some people are with humor. This is totally funny and I wish some people would lighten up! =D
*releases helium into the comments*
*Floats through thread*
I once made a notary stamp for one Amy Blows-Bird!ck.
[high-pitched voice] Interesting, but can someone change the atmosphere in here? [/high-pitched voice]
*Dims the lights*
*Puts some Barry White music on the stereo*
How’s that, AE?
Not as squeaky as myself.
*releases argon into blog*
[deep voice] Oh yeah baby! [/deep voice]
*pulls out huge hypodermic needle*
*injects helium into the humorless*
For some, breathing it won’t be enough.
Well it is a nobel gas.
Uh name fail. And I bet “They are doing it”, too….
how can this be a fail? She is now the Wang-Holder, that’s a WIN!
it’s a fail because..
so is HE o.o
Here’s a question, why is her name bolded and Brad’s name italicized?
Isn’t this really a WIN?????
The girlfriend is a Wang-Holder, but so is the boyfriend
So, did Fail Blog become National Lampoon’s True Facts somewhere along the line? If so, that’s awesome.
“Holder-Wang” would have been worse…
I know a girl named Tai Ho
I also know I guy called Juno Wang.
If they got married, her full name would be Tai Mai Wang LOL!
I think if she’s willing to hold his wang, it’s more of a win.
I love it! Our country’s going to hell in a hand-basket and we can still laugh about people’s names. This is soooo American. Hey J. Smith, you need to lighten up a bit. Where’s your sense of humor. Stop takin’ things sooo seriously. If we can’t laugh at ourselves and with each other – we’re really in trouble.
Sooner or later they’re gonna have kids.
And this is why Chinese women should just stick to tradition and keep our own surnames even when we marry white dudes. My surname is pretty awesome. My husband’s is spelt funny and consistently mispronounced as “Crotch”. Fat chance I was going to take his name…
Wow, how typical, another white guy foolishly marrying an ugly Asian chick. I do not understand why guys keep marrying these incredibly unattractive women
Note to self: Never marry a ninja!